)MellieK's Recent Statuses
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Thu, 25-Apr-24 5:57 PM (23 hours ago)
Well I tried, for maybe like a whole day, but I’ve gone back to desktop 😂
I am sure your man loves it on the desktop Mellie but isn't the bed more comfortable?☺️
(12 hours ago)
I can’t do the mobile site - never have been able to. If that was my only choice I would have left years ago
(10 hours ago)
I’ve no idea why they need to keep changing things. The new site is hard to navigate and work out where you are…..
(5 hours ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Thu, 25-Apr-24 6:51 AM (1 day ago)
Seriously people! We need 1 photo, maybe 2 max… They’re all the bloody same!!
Tue, 23-Apr-24 7:07 PM (2 days ago)
Wondering about technology in another 25 years. Will NN project me having sex as a hologram into your room?
You couldn’t be more right. Hey you xxx
(5 days ago)
Fri, 12-Apr-24 7:57 PM (13 days ago)
An active sex life and lack of tumble dryer doesn’t work well for me.
Have sex in the washing machine instead then 😜
(13 days ago)
Haha I was just thinking that ‘in’ would certainly solve a problem or two… not sure I’m quite bendy enough, but it’s a thought 😂
(13 days ago)
Sun, 7-Apr-24 6:52 PM (18 days ago)
My weekends are utterly awesome these days, but Sunday nights to Friday suck big sweaty balls. And that’s not a good thing - just to be clear 😂
They’re less crepey though NBI… and Raven this is true!
(16 days ago)
naughty_but_innocent likes this
Not hungover but absolutely exhausted. Way too many people, too many kids, too much food! 😂
(25 days ago)
Sat, 30-Mar-24 7:28 AM (27 days ago)
Holiday booked and emergency exercise routine implemented 🙌🏻
😂 TRC the hotel we’ve booked is practically half-way up a mountain, I imagine I’ll be doing a lot of complaining about exercise once I’m there!
(10 days ago)
. Do take it easy !
Australia does really good park facilities doesn’t it!
(28 days ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
I was impressed with the bbqs everywhere! If we did that here they’d be covered in graffiti, bags of dog shit, and broken bottles!
(28 days ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
Get your fine self down to Oz where we’re still getting hot days in Autumn!
(28 days ago)
I’ll read this when I’ve found my glasses
(39 days ago)
Sun, 10-Mar-24 7:43 AM (47 days ago)
As soon as there is a guy in my pics, I get comments with your cum and her pussy. Not sure why that irritates me so much, but it does! Surely its obvious I’m a female profile?
anonymouspisces, hornyfukcer, tracytvsubslut, happyhumper69, misterquidpro and LOVEXXXPORN like this
Sat, 9-Mar-24 7:09 AM (48 days ago)
Lying in bed with a brew all content with life. Morning lovely people! Now what should I cook for a Mother’s Day lunch tomorrow? I need ideas pls
Thu, 7-Mar-24 8:50 PM (49 days ago)
So in my comments manager, every single profile pic gets an ‘f’ badge and a ‘20’ badge whether they have them or not! Anyone else get this?
spunky4u likes this
Thu, 7-Mar-24 7:45 PM (49 days ago)
Plans myself out a competition pic to keep me entertained tomorrow 😉
Sun, 3-Mar-24 8:13 PM (53 days ago)
This time last week was truly awesome and this week it’s a rubbish Sunday with work tomorrow. Sulks a lot!
Fri, 1-Mar-24 4:54 PM (56 days ago)
I sometimes wonder if the photos page is what working at A&E feels like.
Gives a whole new meaning to turned on.
(55 days ago)
Thu, 29-Feb-24 7:11 AM (57 days ago)
Feels the need for new NN stamped pics, but it’s remarkably hard by yourself finding an angle you don’t hate where the Ns are still visible! Recruits a photographer…
Mon, 26-Feb-24 8:42 PM (59 days ago)
Had a thoroughly fabulous weekend and absolutely doesn’t want it to be over 💖
Thu, 22-Feb-24 7:28 PM (63 days ago)
Alcohol free beer is a lot like food that’s just lacking in salt.
Must have been most interesting interesting. It's not the quantity that counts, is the Quality 
(60 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
When it's over 36c degrees, if the beer isn't chilled to 0.1c degrees, I ain't drinking it. 🙂
(60 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
Thanks. Only 8 more months of dealing with him.
(68 days ago)
Wed, 14-Feb-24 7:22 PM (71 days ago)
Bought a valentines outfit. Seems I managed to get my arms in the legs and my legs in the arms. Need recovery days before trying again 😂
Is this a remake of the disaster film Armageddon, now called Armaleggon?
(71 days ago)
Wed, 7-Feb-24 12:47 PM (79 days ago)
Stamps my feet a bit. I’m fed up of working!! Sighs and gets back to it.
