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Fri, 21-Jun-24 2:34 PM (15 minutes ago)
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Xoxoxo
Fri, 21-Jun-24 2:28 PM (21 minutes ago)
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Do you want a T.O.F pic?
nope crying
(19 minutes ago)
Fri, 21-Jun-24 12:38 PM (2 hours ago)
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Oh the Friday vibes are happening now.. hope all you sexy NNers are doing well.. I'm chilling in the Shire all wet weekend lol
Not in sunny Florida today?
(49 minutes ago)
No it's going to rain all weekend dammit
(46 minutes ago)
Oh no! Off to the pub it is then! beerdrink beerdrink
(45 minutes ago)
Bbaggins4321 likes this
Yeah while I can, dry July starts soon haha
(44 minutes ago)
MitchandDaisy likes this
Fri, 21-Jun-24 12:19 PM (2 hours ago)
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I just want to say I want to meet a woman that wants to take pictures of each other. That’s all!
go down the cross plenty down there love
(2 hours ago)
MELSINGLE likes this
Big ask obviously I know lol
(2 hours ago)
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Fri, 21-Jun-24 12:14 PM (2 hours ago)
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Don't you just live autocorrect, I was leaving a comment on a pic, "very pinchable butt" I looked at it just before hitting enter only to see it was changed to punchable, 😆 🤣 good thing I checked.
MELSINGLE and SpiritWolf68 like this
Yeah lol *love but that was just a matter of typing too fast and hitting the wrong key
(2 hours ago)
Bbaggins4321 likes this
I text and chat in 3 languages. I broke autocorrect 🤣
(2 hours ago)
Fri, 21-Jun-24 11:36 AM (3 hours ago)
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I'd love to feel fingers in my hair this morning surrounded by smooth soft thighs and bare heels pressed into my back this morning with the taste of your wet swollen clit on my tongue.
Fri, 21-Jun-24 11:35 AM (3 hours ago)
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Do most married women have sex because they think they are obligated?
McPhallus likes this
Been talking to my wife???? 😂
(3 hours ago)
McPhallus likes this
Most? IDK. Obligation isn't my motivation.
(3 hours ago)
Fri, 21-Jun-24 11:26 AM (3 hours ago)
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Meine Fotze ist so nass heute, ich halte es keine 2 Stunden aus ohne an meiner Klit zu reiben. Ich wünschte mich würde jemand ficken 😍😍😍
Meine Fotze ist so nass heute love
(3 hours ago)
Fri, 21-Jun-24 10:46 AM (4 hours ago)
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Him: I’ve had a really bad day, you got anything to say that would cheer me up? Her: Well you dick is bigger that your brothers….😬.
McPhallus and Rick12111 like this
BURN !!!
(3 hours ago)
Fri, 21-Jun-24 10:42 AM (4 hours ago)
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Removed & reported.
MitchandDaisy likes this
merci bow coop
(4 hours ago)
Justmedamian likes this
Ooh do share
(4 hours ago)
nope
(4 hours ago)
Vile status update Cap’….
(4 hours ago)
Opened up NN and saw that first thing. Some sick mf’ers out there. They do it for fun and shock value. Deranged.
(3 hours ago)
McPhallus likes this
Fri, 21-Jun-24 9:25 AM (5 hours ago)
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Never wear headphones while vacuuming. I just finished the whole house and realized I forgot to plug it in.
Plonker
(5 hours ago)
Rick12111 likes this
😆🤣😅 Me, high, hoping no one noticed that I was pretending to mow the lawn.
(3 hours ago)
Justmedamian likes this
Fri, 21-Jun-24 9:18 AM (5 hours ago)
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Any fellows welshies on here
Oh it doesn’t matter, it’s one of those made-up countries from Lord of the Rings 🤣🤣🤣
(3 hours ago)
McPhallus likes this
why is it one shep 2 sheeps shaun
(3 hours ago)
Plural of sheep should be shoop. Or a singular sheep should be a shoop and multiple shoop should be sheep.
(3 hours ago)
Wodja likes this
why is it lamb and not ramb ?? blink
(3 hours ago)
Welsh farmer counting his flock, 1,2,3,4, hello love,6,7,8...
(2 hours ago)
Fri, 21-Jun-24 8:21 AM (6 hours ago)
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Well hopefully the jeans WENDY recommended help me get a foot in the door with you all. Thought taking my viginity might have lol
Yay, I approved that pic.
(5 hours ago)
RightOpenbill865 likes this
Thanks for approving. I have 3 more hopefully making it soon!!!!!!!
(4 hours ago)
From what I understand a pic needs at least two mods to approve....I'll go and have a look at the photo queue
(4 hours ago)
RightOpenbill865 likes this
Button flys?
(3 hours ago)
Belly button flies... 100 nudles to the winner matey, just make sure that NN and your username are both in the pic
(2 hours ago)
McPhallus and Rick12111 like this
Fri, 21-Jun-24 8:19 AM (6 hours ago)
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Anyone up for a mutual photoshoot in Chicago?
Fri, 21-Jun-24 8:15 AM (6 hours ago)
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Open to everything and everyone
McPhallus likes this
Fri, 21-Jun-24 7:38 AM (7 hours ago)
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No takers for anal then 😳
320d_adam likes this
bummer !
(6 hours ago)
I'm an ass man but not an ass fucker sorry. Oh welcome to NN
(6 hours ago)
PurpleDove815 likes this
He says that but from what I've heard a half pint of shandy and a babysham and he's anyone's
(5 hours ago)
& a packet of pork scratchings Cap’
(4 hours ago)
PurpleDove815 and McPhallus like this
I must have missed the original offer. Story of my life, always missing out 🤣🤣🤣
(4 hours ago)
PurpleDove815 and McPhallus like this
Fri, 21-Jun-24 6:14 AM (8 hours ago)
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Hard dick ladies I'm ready
Hard dick ladies?
(5 hours ago)
McPhallus likes this
I love the modern style, no punctuation, no caps, or all caps, reads like random words strung together 🤣🤣🤣
(3 hours ago)
Luvkink and McPhallus like this
The nuns and priests who beat it into me are rolling in the graves 😂
(3 hours ago)
McPhallus likes this
Hey let's eat people
(2 hours ago)
Fri, 21-Jun-24 2:27 AM (12 hours ago)
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Summer is here, and the weather in San Diego is almost perfect 🙂
McPhallus and Lucy68 like this
Got a friend who lives there. I’ll call him Christmas morning when it’s 20F here and he says it’s 68F there. He loves it.
(12 hours ago)
Fri, 21-Jun-24 2:23 AM (12 hours ago)
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OK well I think it's best to use this frustration of being fazed out after 14 years of service into something positive like tribute perhaps? Will Be w first so who wants to take my virginity?
Lost my career today so wanted to do so,
(12 hours ago)
Something positive
(12 hours ago)
That sucks. Been through it, hopefully you will find something soon.
(5 hours ago)
Thanks for saying that I got fingers and toes crossed too
(5 hours ago)
Having the rug pulled from beneath your feet is traumatizing. I was lucky to have severance but still, a bit shattered. It's not rising from the ashes but we all rise again. Hope a new rug finds u.
(2 hours ago)
Fri, 21-Jun-24 2:05 AM (12 hours ago)
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Ahhhh blessed air conditioningsmilewink happy,happy yahoo
Ours went out the other day. It’s been bitterly dangerously hot and humid. My wife finds a guy to come out same day and fix it! $500 later she’s resting comfortably.
(12 hours ago)
McPhallus likes this
Imagines your sexy self swaying before a very cool breeze.
(11 hours ago)
Blessed be the Aiconditioners (and the cheesemakers!!) 😂😂😂😂😂
(8 hours ago)
bimarriedbottom likes this
Fri, 21-Jun-24 2:04 AM (12 hours ago)
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I'm just trying to get a willing lady for xxx chat
Thu, 20-Jun-24 11:07 PM (15 hours ago)
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Downloading updates on laptop, taking forever.
1st World problems.....
(13 hours ago)
Spin the wheel faster.......
(12 hours ago)
There is a recent Windows update that is critical. Am busy with the same.
(11 hours ago)
never downloaded an update since the update that screwed hp printers, farcicle rubbish, updates are grin
(4 hours ago)
Thu, 20-Jun-24 10:52 PM (15 hours ago)
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Happy June solstice, enjoy the sunshine! ☀️Sunrise 5:46 am, sunset 9:27 pm.
Winter solstice. More dark than light. More cold than hot. More rain than sun. Thank fuck we are on the way to lots of sun and hot weather.
(13 hours ago)
McPhallus and flitterbee like this
😆 I liked your comment til you got to the lots of sun and hot weather 😆
(11 hours ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
6:27 to 8:53, I'll take the long days while we've got 'em. Heat ain't so abby normal here this time of year.
(9 hours ago)
Swap that around for winter AGR, 6:22 hours of daylight at winter solstice
(5 hours ago)
McPhallus likes this
I like the sun going down earlier but not as early as it goes down in winter,I mean 4:41unsureunset is a tad early
(2 hours ago)
Thu, 20-Jun-24 10:32 PM (16 hours ago)
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How do you get more nudles?
You can also earn them by referring people to this site.
(16 hours ago)
lennynatural, Artistic and juicy like this
Take a pic of your belly button and enter the belly button comp.
(16 hours ago)
Ah yes, I didn't think of competitions as I ignore them.
(16 hours ago)
McPhallus likes this
Get ID verified and post a pic then I'll send you enough nudles for a week of premium
(15 hours ago)
Same. Prove that you are really a married mom of two and I'll send you so many nudles you'll be drowning in them.
(13 hours ago)
Thu, 20-Jun-24 10:31 PM (16 hours ago)
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They had a hi-fi phono, boy, did it blast 700 records, all rock, rhythm & jazz when the sun went down, the rapid tempo of the music fell "C'est la vie",say the old folk goes to show u never can telll
Mr_Vein, tugking70 and McPhallus like this
C'est la Vie
(16 hours ago)
I wanna dance, I want that trophy, so dance good...
(14 hours ago)
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