owbiglineman's Recent Statuses
Fri, 15-Mar-24 1:37 PM
(40 days ago)
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4 leaf clover?
Fri, 15-Mar-24 2:11 AM
(40 days ago)
Trimmed up, enjoyed the buzzing, and now enjoying the full benefits of the green shield
Wed, 6-Mar-24 10:16 PM
(48 days ago)
National Oreo Cookie Day! I’m on their website, and I think asking about cookie settings is confusing 🤪
Sun, 3-Mar-24 4:14 PM
(52 days ago)
Fighting some kind of bug and sinus infection. Not covid, thankfully, but still have loss of taste. Bleah.
Mon, 19-Feb-24 2:54 AM
(65 days ago)
Watching “All In The Family”… this would never make it in today’s world. People would miss the points because of what Archie says and how he says it
Tue, 13-Feb-24 3:27 PM
(71 days ago)
Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made? 🤔
Sat, 10-Feb-24 2:09 PM
(74 days ago)
Bugs Bunny & friends, plus NN, makes for a good start to Saturday.
Fri, 9-Feb-24 3:37 PM
(75 days ago)
🙄🙄🙄 “ just your everyday average man who loves to share pics of his wife! She loves to hear what others think about her sexy body.”
Sun, 4-Feb-24 6:37 PM
(79 days ago)
Carrot cake counts as a salad, right? 🥕🍰
Fri, 2-Feb-24 2:11 PM
(82 days ago)
Anyone seen the new images from the James Webb telescope? So freaking incredible!
Fri, 26-Jan-24 7:27 PM
(88 days ago)
I had a crazy dream last night! I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea.
Fri, 19-Jan-24 4:54 PM
(95 days ago)
Snowy day here, not leaving the house, may spend some NNudles later 😈
Mon, 15-Jan-24 2:04 PM
(100 days ago)
One of my favorite quotes ever, from Martin Luther King - Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that
Wed, 10-Jan-24 4:06 PM
(105 days ago)
Why was Pavlov’s hair so soft?
Thu, 28-Dec-23 3:00 PM
(118 days ago)
Premium for a day, making the most of it 😈. I have some sexy ladies’ videos to catch up on!
Wed, 20-Dec-23 4:00 PM
(126 days ago)
If you’re going through a tough spell, please take care of yourself. Talk to someone, reach out, there are people who care, no matter you may think. YOU MATTER
Thu, 23-Nov-23 2:18 PM
(153 days ago)
Gratitude is a constant attitude of thankfulness and appreciation for life as it unfolds. Living in the moment, we are open to the abundance around us and within us. We express appreciation freely.
Wed, 22-Nov-23 3:22 PM
(154 days ago)
60 years ago today, John F Kennedy was assassinated. I feel at the least, it was severely under investigated. Magic bullet is crap.
Fri, 17-Nov-23 3:05 PM
(159 days ago)
What do you do with a stoner turkey?
Fri, 10-Nov-23 4:19 PM
(166 days ago)
“Couple”… “she doesn’t think she’s hot”… “wife loves showing off”… 🙄🙄🙄🙄
Wed, 25-Oct-23 12:23 PM
(182 days ago)
Rest in peace, Richard Roundtree. Neat guy, breast cancer survivor, varied roles in addition to his fame as Shaft
Fri, 20-Oct-23 11:48 AM
(187 days ago)
Awesome_tits left? Is she ok? Did something happen?
Sun, 15-Oct-23 5:13 PM
(191 days ago)
A week apart, and a few more days yet before we see each other.... so I will uitilize NN, and a towel, to their fullest, 'cause I'm not getting a damn thing done until I do me
Mon, 2-Oct-23 3:06 PM
(205 days ago)
Monday… ugh. I am hoping Powerball is just rolling over to give my work pool more for us to win
Wed, 27-Sep-23 12:29 PM
(210 days ago)
“My first love was Daisy Duke, in them cut off jeans”… she was mine; who was your masturbation fantasy when you started?
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