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Jacknjenny's Recent Statuses
Sat, 18-Apr-20 7:35 PM (4 years ago)
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Gif animations. Tiny little movies. Loops. Endless action. Video, no sound. In & out. Up & down. Back & forth. Round & round. Repeatedly expressive. Non stop horny. 39 posted, hiding in plain sight.
fourdj likes this
Thu, 2-Feb-17 4:56 AM (7 years ago)
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Gif animations. Tiny little movies. Loops. Endless action. Video, no sound. In & out. Up & down. Back & forth. Round & round. Repeatedly expressive. Non stop horny. 28 posted, hiding in plain sight.
Great Job guys the pix gifs and slideshows GREAT!!! absoutley fasinating miss those day too!
(7 years ago)
nice
(7 years ago)
Sat, 28-Jan-17 3:27 AM (7 years ago)
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Digital in 1975 meant you were using your fingers...
I don't wanna even imagine what "Analog" meant
(7 years ago)
RoxanneS likes this
*mm Movies no sound!
(7 years ago)
1975 I was just leaving school, starting working and still a virgin. LOL
(7 years ago)
Don't ask me how I know, but Carefree t*mpons were positioned as 'digital' (finger) vs 'applicator' (tube) brands. Imagine the confusion if someone launched a digital t*mpon today.
(7 years ago)
^^^^ the * is because the post won't load the word in full, not me being coy... wink
(7 years ago)
Wed, 11-Jan-17 3:46 AM (7 years ago)
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Plaster Caster? Blogged about my attempts at replication.
Sun, 30-Oct-16 5:17 PM (7 years ago)
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It's so easy to post a vid clip. Men, let's see you wank. Show us what feels good, let us see how you do it. Blast some out. And ladies, yes, we really wanna see your ass. Bent over, spread a little.
Gailio and Sexcflirt like this
Check out my anal toy pics
(7 years ago)
Pass: )
(7 years ago)
Sun, 17-Jul-16 4:40 AM (7 years ago)
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I seem to have a hankering to plant my obicularis oris on your external anal sphincter...
somefunbum likes this
Sun, 17-Jul-16 4:40 AM (7 years ago)
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I seem to have a hankering to plant my obicularis oris on you external anal sphincter...
Wed, 6-Jul-16 11:41 AM (7 years ago)
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Life's full of obligations. Get up, go to work, take care of this'n'that. If you're lucky, you find some joy, right? The subtitle of my life is: The continuing adventures of Jack's dick. LOL. Cum see!
Sat, 25-Jun-16 12:01 PM (7 years ago)
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"So forget all that you see. It's not reality, it's just a fantasy. Can't you see what this crazy life is doing to me? Life is just a fantasy. Can you live this fantasy life?"
rhinostool likes this
Sat, 18-Jun-16 12:47 AM (7 years ago)
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Two trucks loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus collided as they left a New York publishing house last Thursday. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied...
...shocked, alarmed, upset, freaked out...
(7 years ago)
Sun, 12-Jun-16 12:17 PM (7 years ago)
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Lemme tell ya, things certainly do settle down when you don't post any pics for two weeks...
GottaBeMe and silverbackaa like this
The refractory period for social media.
(7 years ago)
RoxanneS likes this
Dag, next time I post there could be an explosion of pictures...
(7 years ago)
Just a day is all it takes for me....
(7 years ago)
Very true.
(7 years ago)
Same for me, Gotta. Perhaps that's why I PM mods so often. : P
(7 years ago)
Tue, 31-May-16 3:04 AM (7 years ago)
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Did you ever notice that with any given set of photos, the one that shows the woman's asshole always gets the most downloads?
Pucker, Rosebud, Anus, Sphincter. Not colon. Oh well.
(7 years ago)
Some spread their cheeks open so wide, you can see the colon. Have you not seen these?
(7 years ago)
Well, that wouldn't count as a cute one, then. LOL
(7 years ago)
I was responding to your post. It doesn't mention cute.....lol. tongue Just women's assholes. No matter what or how they show the asshole, it does get many many votes.
(7 years ago)
Well, that's my hypothesis, anyway. If you wanna test the theory, you'll likely make the homepage. LOL
(7 years ago)
Mon, 30-May-16 3:45 PM (7 years ago)
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Quoted ZZ Top in my latest photo title. Tush doesn't get a lot of mention here in statusland. You know the guy named Beard is the only one without a beard.
Did not know that lolz
(7 years ago)
How about some love for "Pearl Necklace" or "Tube Snake Boogie"....smile
(7 years ago)
Sat, 14-May-16 2:27 AM (7 years ago)
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Jenny steps out of the shower. Gets ready for bed, and all I can think about is getting her on her hands & knees, so I can get my face in her ass.
were you ever in blufton. i remember watching a video with you or am i mistaken if so im sorry
(7 years ago)
Tue, 3-May-16 11:48 AM (7 years ago)
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I still remember when pretty much everything I did with a hard-on was a private pleasure.
...as opposed to public shame? smile
(7 years ago)
right, I'm shameless Jack, now...
(7 years ago)
sakman likes this
Quaint times. ; -)
(7 years ago)
And now I'm erecting ads in status and chat to promote views of my erection in the gallery, the vid clips, and the blog. smile
(7 years ago)
Sun, 1-May-16 1:28 PM (7 years ago)
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Hooray, hooray for the first of May, outdoor fucking starts today...
I didn't realize there was an official season for that..
(7 years ago)
Sat, 30-Apr-16 3:19 PM (7 years ago)
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OK. That's 10 Polaroids. Time for some new naughty photos.
Sat, 23-Apr-16 5:52 PM (7 years ago)
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Sprinkling in the old Polaroids. One more to go.
Thu, 21-Apr-16 11:22 AM (7 years ago)
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Polaroids. That's 8 in a row. Two more on deck.
Mon, 18-Apr-16 11:33 PM (8 years ago)
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Web log, Jack's log on the NN web, there's his log, and then there's tiny little movies. All on the blog.
Sun, 17-Apr-16 1:21 PM (8 years ago)
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You smell like dick. Well, you taste like pussy. (Newest photo caption...)
JonCam likes this
Nice start!
(7 years ago)
Sat, 16-Apr-16 10:10 PM (8 years ago)
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Tell you what, it's really hard to shamelessly promote the Blog.
rhinostool likes this
Fri, 15-Apr-16 1:14 AM (8 years ago)
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Is it a fetish or an obsession? Gotta add more text to the blog...
deepsea69 likes this
Yes
(8 years ago)
I think the definition of fetish has been watered down to mean a weird sexual thing you're into...technically, a fetish is a strong need or desire for something unusual.
(8 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
just how unusual is anilingus, then?
(8 years ago)
Hmmm, good question...it isn't my thing, so I don't really know...
(8 years ago)
Wed, 13-Apr-16 4:48 AM (8 years ago)
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Updated the blog with my only two 2-frame gifs.
Tue, 12-Apr-16 8:46 AM (8 years ago)
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Updated the Blog with a gif animated essay about wanking. Your dick filter won't work here. LOL..
That's...interesting. I do enjoy some good wanking humor. And I get the part about how real sex can be disappointing after wanking for so long. That's what a years-long dry spell will get you sad
(8 years ago)
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