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Fri, 23-Feb-24 2:42 AM (1 hour ago)
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Hey everyone! 😊
mnaquarius likes this
Yo Whatz up??
(1 hour ago)
Hey, sexy lady, hope life is treating you good smile ~rm
(1 hour ago)
{{tackles Boobznbunz}}
(35 minutes ago)
Fri, 23-Feb-24 1:34 AM (3 hours ago)
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10c today. -15c by tomorrow afternoon. Weird freaking winter
I been saying that since I got here but I'm still here praying I have enough to be a snowbird when I retire
(2 hours ago)
juicy likes this
That is really the only way to be comfortable but it isn't cheap
(2 hours ago)
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
It's been the warmest winter here in my lifetime.
(2 hours ago)
heydidyagrabmyass and juicy like this
I liked that you commented Lenny. I am not liking the warm winter sad
(2 hours ago)
lennynatural likes this
It makes me wonder what summer is going to be like.
(1 hour ago)
tugking70 likes this
Fri, 23-Feb-24 12:35 AM (4 hours ago)
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Back laters. Stay sexy.
Thu, 22-Feb-24 11:57 PM (4 hours ago)
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The teacher asked Timmy: Why did you take your cat to school today? Timmy answered: I heard dad say to mom : I'm gonna eat that pussy when the kids are at school later. 😂😂
KiwiPic and menace75 like this
Thu, 22-Feb-24 11:41 PM (5 hours ago)
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You're really swell, I have to admit you Deserve expressions that really fit you And so I've racked my brain, hoping to explain All the things that you do to me
Thu, 22-Feb-24 11:12 PM (5 hours ago)
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Do u think Japanese dogs bark in Japanese? OK yea maybe I shouldn't be without my adhd meds this long
Yes. I can tell the nationality of any dog by its accent.
(5 hours ago)
Thu, 22-Feb-24 11:08 PM (5 hours ago)
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Meanie!
i'll have to play with Royal and Freckles then haha. Goodnight moppie 😘 xxx
(4 hours ago)
shaqila likes this
Leave something for me 😈 truste schatje 😘
(3 hours ago)
Can't promise anything hehe 😈
(3 hours ago)
shaqila likes this
You always have some for me 😈😉 xxx
(3 hours ago)
True 😁 weltrusten moppie xx
(3 hours ago)
shaqila likes this
Thu, 22-Feb-24 10:38 PM (6 hours ago)
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NN told me to update my status. Being who i am, i tend to do as Im told. So. Status. New. Here.
Such simple things forcing me to be like, "Down, boy...down..."
(5 hours ago)
Freckles likes this
Oh, is this like Simon Says? OK, NN says, Take off your clothes!
(5 hours ago)
Who says i have any on?
(5 hours ago)
lennynatural and Mr_Vein like this
OK then, I stand corrected smile
(5 hours ago)
Grrrrr.......
(5 hours ago)
Thu, 22-Feb-24 9:55 PM (6 hours ago)
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Risking getting Cooties for her
Thu, 22-Feb-24 8:41 PM (7 hours ago)
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The simple joy of knowing I will still wake at around 4am, but I have no work to get up for..
Best things in life are free.
(6 hours ago)
smitten4u likes this
No need for alarm
(6 hours ago)
Thu, 22-Feb-24 7:28 PM (9 hours ago)
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Alcohol free beer is a lot like food that’s just lacking in salt.
Getting me to say, "Yup, worse than food w/o salt" is an accomplishment
(5 hours ago)
No alcohol free beer (free alcohol beer is better) in my larder. But some people want the taste and don't want the alcohol, so to each their own.
(5 hours ago)
Craft beer, depending on the craft, can be delicious.
(5 hours ago)
smitten4u likes this
I know. Non alcoholic beer is like dehydrated water.
(4 hours ago)
I had Dragon's Milk with my dinner, delicious!
(3 hours ago)
lennynatural likes this
Thu, 22-Feb-24 5:43 PM (10 hours ago)
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Naughty single ladies feel free to message me x
Thu, 22-Feb-24 5:39 PM (11 hours ago)
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I’ve said it before but I’m saying it again: why is there only a legs category for women?
Sarah, do you mean some men have lovely legs?
(4 hours ago)
I have to agree with Freckles, fantastic gallery!
(4 hours ago)
Freckles and anonymouspisces like this
Wonder what his cock looks like? 😝
(4 hours ago)
anonymouspisces likes this
Why thank you, Shaqila <blushes>
(4 hours ago)
shaqila likes this
Omg that ass! 😈
(4 hours ago)
Thu, 22-Feb-24 5:08 PM (11 hours ago)
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Update. He had Sergey yesterday. Didn't go very good . Thay said he had a small stroke on the left side. He is still out . Thay said he will wake up tomarrow.
Fingers crossed he recovers well 🤞
(10 hours ago)
lennynatural likes this
Hope he recovers fully
(5 hours ago)
lennynatural likes this
Thu, 22-Feb-24 4:46 PM (11 hours ago)
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Update your status : I’m home x
Hi Santa Baby...nice to see you as usual xxx
(11 hours ago)
MitchandDaisy likes this
like <<<--- can we make this any bigger? wink
(11 hours ago)
shaqila likes this
Welcome home, love ❤️ Hope you're feeling a lot better
(11 hours ago)
MitchandDaisy and EmuLater like this
This is most pleasing 💕
(10 hours ago)
Welcome back!
(10 hours ago)
Thu, 22-Feb-24 4:26 PM (12 hours ago)
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I’ve been having long orgasms and I can’t take it…
Then leave it alone LOL
(11 hours ago)
Relaxer likes this
Just take it one spurt at a time.
(6 hours ago)
Thu, 22-Feb-24 2:48 PM (13 hours ago)
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I wanna explore and find my kink.
MitchandDaisy likes this
How about exploring mine. smile
(12 hours ago)
Ok but not Ray Davies. He's mine. blink
(11 hours ago)
Probably somewhere around the belly button
(6 hours ago)
It'll be under the couch.
(4 hours ago)
Thu, 22-Feb-24 1:28 PM (15 hours ago)
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My cuckquean has given me permission to play - or indeed find us a willing princess!
Thu, 22-Feb-24 11:56 AM (16 hours ago)
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A friend is on his way to London for a reward ceremony, and I'm a tiny bit jaelous lol
McPhallus likes this
Thu, 22-Feb-24 11:49 AM (16 hours ago)
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I told my doctor that my butt hurt and he asked where? I said around the entrance and he said as long as you call it the entrance it will always hurt. blushing
Nah, just try a better lube and more of it.
(13 hours ago)
Yep,it's definitely an exit.. hi spunky 💋
(11 hours ago)
Thu, 22-Feb-24 8:17 AM (20 hours ago)
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Same shit different day!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m not into tattoos but if I had one it would be SSDD.
(17 hours ago)
Is it though? Perhaps the shit was all runny like muddy water unlike the shit before which was like house bricks!
(17 hours ago)
Thu, 22-Feb-24 7:55 AM (20 hours ago)
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Its been a dry couple of weeks, I wish my FWB was here to sit on my face.
Can't you just make do with a beer instead?
(17 hours ago)
McPhallus likes this
Thu, 22-Feb-24 7:25 AM (21 hours ago)
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Evening all you beautiful peeps 😘 thought I'll start a naked train so who's your favorite caboose you want to latch on with 😊
KiwiPic and cutiechoo like this
Hello mojo 😍 naked train sounds interesting
(20 hours ago)
mojo75nz likes this
Then bring her along the more the merrier 😊
(20 hours ago)
cutiechoo and theroyalcouple like this
Hey cutie lol nothing like following a sexy bum doing a naked train here 😘
(20 hours ago)
Lots of sweet caboose on NN to choose from. I pick…ALL OF THEM! 😆
(17 hours ago)
McPhallus likes this
I'm latching onto Petiteaurora!
(15 hours ago)
Thu, 22-Feb-24 5:44 AM (22 hours ago)
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Y'know, sometimes I just do not have the energy to navigate someone else's mental health issues. For real.
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Life’s too short for that shit.
(17 hours ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
I've got issues of my own so I try to give the understanding I'd like to get, but lord, is it work.
(10 hours ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Thu, 22-Feb-24 2:05 AM (1 day ago)
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Is there anyone creative that would like to design the banner for my next competition?
Jersey__Girl and MrDickmanguy like this
What's the Specific Theme?
(1 day ago)
Can I PM you?
(1 day ago)
Illustratyr likes this
I'm always interested in drawing something.
(1 day ago)
I promised myself I wouldn't say yes until at least May. smile
(1 day ago)
BigEagle567 likes this
If you need some help I'm handy in Photoshop
(20 hours ago)
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