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Sun, 20-Sep-20 2:46 PM (14 minutes ago)
Big Boob Sunday.
Jc2296 and HornySlim like this
Sounds good to me!
(6 minutes ago)
Sun, 20-Sep-20 2:00 PM (1 hour ago)
Wake up the wifey or let her sleep . It's hard she really is a yummy mummy 🍆🍆🍆
I do like to be gently waken up with him in me. The aubergine emoji is however a total turn off.
(54 minutes ago)
Sun, 20-Sep-20 1:44 PM (1 hour ago)
Married couple
So male posting and female unaware. Got it.
(1 hour ago)
cath68 likes this
207 days of joining were too short to input some info on profile but enough to post 2 female's pix.
(1 hour ago)
My bad, 3 pix of the female. When you think couples profiles should call for couples pix. Silly me having such high expectations! 😜
(1 hour ago)
Sun, 20-Sep-20 1:38 PM (1 hour ago)
Sunday fun day!
Mmm57 likes this
Sun, 20-Sep-20 1:16 PM (1 hour ago)
Girls what's the madest thing you ever done with a cum load
Let it dry when it wasn't on me. Much easier to clean. #not the answer expected
(1 hour ago)
^^ Dipping sauce for your brussel sprouts 001Bella?
(1 hour ago)
Nay LOVEXXXPORN, I wouldn't dip my strawberries in a hollandaise sauce either. Not a gastronomic acquired taste at all.
(42 minutes ago)
Sun, 20-Sep-20 1:06 PM (1 hour ago)
I truly enjoy eating a pussy and for some reason there is a shortage of such videos, If someone wants to volunteer their lower lips I'd be glad to help make a video smile
That's the spirit Making America Great Again
(1 hour ago)
I can no longer see videos as free user. Gotta ask, how can videos be of help to eating pussy?
(58 minutes ago)
Surely we're falling into fantasy or cyber fields! No?
(57 minutes ago)
Sun, 20-Sep-20 1:05 PM (1 hour ago)
What's one thing you've never done but want to, sexually?
Have sex out in a field in the middle of a Thunderstorm
(1 hour ago)
Sun, 20-Sep-20 12:49 PM (2 hours ago)
Happy Sunday folks. I get the joy of working all day. smile anyone else enjoy being teased here on NN while at work and not being able to get off?
Mmm57 likes this
My sundays are just quieter mondays, always. If I'm lucky my mondays could be sundays like. But that rarely happens.
(38 minutes ago)
Sun, 20-Sep-20 12:16 PM (2 hours ago)
Has anyone ever thought of how many times Tears for Fears' song "Mad World" has been covered by other artists?
So many times that I think most people don't actually know it's originally a Tears for Tears song.
(1 hour ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
Even I for years thought it was a Song by Gary Jules and Michael Andrews.
(1 hour ago)
Nobody and I mean Nobody does "Mad World" like Tears For Fears
(1 hour ago)
001Bella likes this
Now I got that song totally stuck in my head thanks Fearless_Bird
(1 hour ago)
001Bella likes this
I've watched a number of covers of the song since seeing this status. I luv that song! 😍🥰 Some covers are truly awesome.
(1 hour ago)
MrsTrellis likes this
Sun, 20-Sep-20 12:14 PM (2 hours ago)
Posted a new picture aftr a while (: Let me know what you think
Sun, 20-Sep-20 12:01 PM (2 hours ago)
Hashtag horny as hell smile jerk
Mmm57 likes this
One solution is to make the perfect wanking video, of course there is no perfect wanking video, but you can be director, star, videographer, editor, and distributor, as you attempt the perfect clip.
(2 hours ago)
Danthaman827 likes this
Cockhead lol
(1 hour ago)
Danthaman827 likes this
Thanks Lip smile
(1 hour ago)
lip2lip likes this
Pleasure mate
(1 hour ago)
Danthaman827 likes this
blush I could do with some of that though LOL tongue
(1 hour ago)
Sun, 20-Sep-20 11:40 AM (3 hours ago)
My pussy!!!
johnnyel and owbiglineman like this
I heard of coq-au-vin but not cock-a-to. 😜😋
(3 hours ago)
Parrot fashion
(2 hours ago)
Polly want a pussy?
(2 hours ago)
Where ? smile
(2 hours ago)
Any place will do blink
(2 hours ago)
Sun, 20-Sep-20 11:35 AM (3 hours ago)
1:30pm, to early for a strong drink?
mojo75nz likes this
Saving yourself for an evening buzz then?
(2 hours ago)
Maybe.. we'll see
(2 hours ago)
As many times as the line has been used, it is 5 o clock somewhere haha
(1 hour ago)
What's your drink shaqila
(1 hour ago)
Not at all
(1 minute ago)
Sun, 20-Sep-20 10:51 AM (4 hours ago)
Wife gave me permission to post our nudes online, so I have!
I like seeing couples pix with both halves on. That's what couple's profiles should be.
(3 hours ago)
If you get 2 more (both of u) with a sign with ur username & nn on it, you'll get verified. I personally don't believe in this verif stuff but many do & you'll get peace of mind.
(3 hours ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
Jacknjenny - there are plenty more!. Bella, thank you.
(3 hours ago)
Nice pics keep them coming
(3 hours ago)
It’s nn rules for verification, saves others showing people who may not be aware. Happy birthday by the way
(3 hours ago)
Sun, 20-Sep-20 10:51 AM (4 hours ago)
So horny!
owbiglineman likes this
That status will have more meaning with a bored addition.
(3 hours ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
Bit like Monopoly butt instead off buying buildings you can buy rooms
(3 hours ago)
Sun, 20-Sep-20 10:46 AM (4 hours ago)
Soooooooo everyone else just answered the door with a hard on, in tracksuit bottoms, to their neighbour so she could collect her parcel? Just me then..........
naughtymaturecpl69 likes this
Maybe his neighbor wacked him
(2 hours ago)
Relaxer likes this
I'd find that funny Spunky4u if it weren't funny that a long term user as Scouse, just deleted in a middle of an active status. #odd
(2 hours ago)
Ya that is odd, makes you wonder why?
(2 hours ago)
Dunno Spunky. I have myself abruptly deleted my profile in the past though I did take time to pm friends before.
(35 minutes ago)
Spunky, Scouse has come and gone many times, often with no warning, he usually always comes back : )
(26 minutes ago)
Sun, 20-Sep-20 10:41 AM (4 hours ago)
Bored...cum say hi
Sun, 20-Sep-20 10:06 AM (4 hours ago)
Hey
Hey hey ho ho ......smile
(4 hours ago)
Sun, 20-Sep-20 9:55 AM (5 hours ago)
Bed time play nicely
aussiedeb likes this
Sweet dreams Paul 😊😘
(5 hours ago)
Tooddles mate have a good Monday
(4 hours ago)
good night paul
(4 hours ago)
Sun, 20-Sep-20 9:55 AM (5 hours ago)
Don't play with a woman's heart, she only has one.... Always try to play with her tits, she's got two of those bounce
Mr_Vein and lip2lip like this
always have her breast interests at heart
(4 hours ago)
Danthaman827 likes this
Sun, 20-Sep-20 9:27 AM (5 hours ago)
Ok I might do a bit off online g-string shopping the last pair I brought had a hole in it and my willy kept falling out .....must be a design faut
KiwiPic, flitterbee and 001Bella like this
I have 1 eye functioning better than the other! 😅🤣
(4 hours ago)
mojo75nz likes this
My eyes are on a slow dimmer switch smile .........it was only a few years ago I didn't need reading glasses
(4 hours ago)
I got onto bus once & questioned the driver about its route divertion. His answer told there & then I needed glasses. 😅😜
(4 hours ago)
mojo75nz likes this
His answer told me there & then **
(4 hours ago)
mojo75nz likes this
Ok just came inside smile I was out waiting for the bus
(3 hours ago)
Sun, 20-Sep-20 8:51 AM (6 hours ago)
Have a beautiful Sunday. Behave wink
mojo75nz likes this
Well if I do get in trouble I don't think anyone here will bail me outsmile
(6 hours ago)
Sounds like a paradox to me
(5 hours ago)
Sun, 20-Sep-20 8:46 AM (6 hours ago)
lazy sunday afternoon... glass of wine, watching some sport and enjoying NN
Sounds like bliss
(6 hours ago)
Sun, 20-Sep-20 8:44 AM (6 hours ago)
Italian potato bake has carrots smile I do like new thing's evening you lot
flitterbee and 001Bella like this
Actually today they buy them blanched frozen chips in most cases. I wonder how many here know what blanched is?
(3 hours ago)
mojo75nz likes this
I learnt that years ago when I was moving a fish n chip shop straight after the earthquake s
(3 hours ago)
001Bella likes this
All I'm thinking of now is that I could potentially get free chips in NZ. Oh! And no salt & no vinegar. I like the fried spud taste without anything added.
(3 hours ago)
What’s the difference between Italian baked potato and anywhere else lol
(1 hour ago)
Italian mix herbs? blink
(1 hour ago)
Sun, 20-Sep-20 8:42 AM (6 hours ago)
Tonight is the first of a two month stint solo parenting. Wish me luck both fighting the chitlins and my demons 🤞🤔🤭😁😞
Lol when I separated I was told I was the third kid smile
(4 hours ago)
Relaxer likes this
even the third one was an accident
(4 hours ago)
i am still immature at 62. i am sure the women on here think its a man thing
(4 hours ago)
mojo75nz likes this
Even I think it's a man thing lol
(4 hours ago)
Relaxer likes this
Bit like Peter pan the boy that never grew up ..that is something else I wouldn't change apart from my kids hate my dad joke's smile
(3 hours ago)
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