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Mon, 20-May-24 6:31 AM (31 minutes ago)
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Looking for a f buddy at Lake Constance (Bodensee)… obviously I mean foto buddy wink
Sun, 19-May-24 4:45 PM (14 hours ago)
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Weirdest series on TV? Chucky 😆 🤣
I'm not a big comedy fan
(12 hours ago)
I have no idea what Chucky is. Hi Hon!
(11 hours ago)
It's that stupid ugly doll that was inhabited by some criminal after his death and he just goes around killing people,the first movie was ok but the mostly sucked,like a lot of sequels do
(10 hours ago)
smitten4u likes this
I hate when I'm typing but what I'm saying in my head is not being typed *but the sequels mostly sucked
(10 hours ago)
Going Round the Twist.
(33 minutes ago)
Mon, 20-May-24 5:56 AM (1 hour ago)
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M 35 Knoxville TN going fast jacking off 11 inches long 3 thick looking for female fun
Sun, 19-May-24 8:20 PM (10 hours ago)
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Sometimes I wonder..........
Straightjimbo93 and McPhallus like this
I live vicariously through NN. Much of life is a struggle, her health is always bad, I'm always a horny old goat...getting old hasn't been fun! But we get by. I hang in there for her, not me.
(8 hours ago)
smitten4u and McPhallus like this
^^^I prefer the term...Permanently Aroused Chronologically Superior Cloven Hoofed Ruminant
(7 hours ago)
smitten4u likes this
Sometimes If I have to fart in public, I'll target someone that's being a rude person. Just a random passing glance as I smile on my way! 😎
(7 hours ago)
... "where I've been, Who I am, Do I fit in. Make believein' is hard alone, Out here on my own." - Irene Cara from the movie "Fame" 1980.
(4 hours ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
I'm an angel...smile But I do wonder if I'm to innocent because of what I have not done....confused
(1 hour ago)
Sun, 19-May-24 10:41 PM (8 hours ago)
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This is a repeat to get more response....NN ers. THIS IS A POLL.... Do you prefer this original site.... or the new site which you are at when you log in ???
There is a Delightful loose Bollardright in the way of them desiigned to topple them over grin
(5 hours ago)
It's all planned Raven. Have thousands of people every year looking at their phones and falling in manholes. Then one day, an underground civilization of zombies will rise and take over!
(5 hours ago)
I was thinking about adjusting a low level Tree Branch to knock them on the head and break them out of their trace,but I'm not allowed to do so...LOL
(5 hours ago)
MitchandDaisy likes this
Ah, life was so much simpler when we were druids ¯\_(ツwink_/¯. But I think you still might be one Raven wink.
(5 hours ago)
Nope..I can't be a Raven and a Druid at the same time...angel
(1 hour ago)
Mon, 20-May-24 4:39 AM (2 hours ago)
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Any one make any sexy memories this weekend?
Mon, 13-May-24 2:12 AM (7 days ago)
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What To Do on a FLOPPY DICK MONDAY ? ? ? ohmy.
kishka and HotKhush like this
It's so important to prove it here that I'm a Genuine Male to state that I'm Not Female..jerk LOL
(3 days ago)
u couldnt be female if de docter chopped off fwoppa an gave u humungous gg titties, my love love
(3 days ago)
Last Day before yet another FLOPPY DICK MONDAY..sad..Now What Shall I do before it starts...?
(19 hours ago)
you might try fit fwoppa up ya poodot? no? my one true love love
(9 hours ago)
Not always to understand Wod, I think He means some tthing like stick a finger up my ass to give me an erection on Floppy Dick Mondays err will it work confused
(3 hours ago)
Mon, 20-May-24 3:30 AM (3 hours ago)
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lets fuck
Mon, 20-May-24 1:09 AM (5 hours ago)
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I have just put away my winter gear. If it snows again, you can blame me
If they go out of town and have their pool running and invite me to help myself to it, I can get a fast outdoor pic there.
(4 hours ago)
juicy likes this
You have a good eye, you found that spot right away, lol
(4 hours ago)
juicy likes this
I think this summer is ten years?
(4 hours ago)
juicy likes this
I think so. I will never forget our hug!
(4 hours ago)
This is a beautiful status thread smile
(4 hours ago)
juicy and lennynatural like this
Sun, 19-May-24 8:01 PM (11 hours ago)
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What's the most reliable way for your to orgasm with a partner?
Chatdude1120 likes this
Like a porn star 🤣🤣
(8 hours ago)
bimarriedbottom likes this
When she touches me. 🙂
(7 hours ago)
lennynatural likes this
Works every time! 🙂
(7 hours ago)
lennynatural likes this
Plenty of Foreplay...smile
(5 hours ago)
Wendy i have the same kind of mental block….i rarely…rarely can even bust. Takes hours & usually ruins everything…..big hug
(5 hours ago)
Sun, 19-May-24 11:26 PM (7 hours ago)
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I've been very lonely, I did not think I could go on I was caught, in mem'ries, and dreams I should have won
Hope it helps being in hear beer
(6 hours ago)
Sun, 19-May-24 9:28 AM (21 hours ago)
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Today 41years ago my dad died, so I won't post anything
sending you a cuddle
(16 hours ago)
Awee that's sad,your Dad died at a very young age.sad
(15 hours ago)
Sorry for your lose Marilyn, I'm sure you miss him. It's 52 yrs since my mom passed when 17
(8 hours ago)
Would give you a big hug if I could. So sorry
(7 hours ago)
There's some thing that you can fully never forget..
(6 hours ago)
Mon, 20-May-24 12:46 AM (6 hours ago)
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It's Sunday night already ... 😡
It's the start of my Floppy Dick Monday too me...sad
(6 hours ago)
Sun, 21-Apr-24 6:30 PM (28 days ago)
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wife is now also verified
Everytime someone says they are verified I look for the yellow shield,we should give the ID verified badge another name grin
(28 days ago)
Rick12111 and tugking70 like this
Oops, didn't notice until now. Why is an Identity-Verified user not automatically a Verified Poster???🤔
(7 hours ago)
I suppose that's it is to do with one bage is for NN to consider and the other one for a third pary to consider. The third Party is here by law and NN has no say in the matter...
(6 hours ago)
Sun, 19-May-24 11:15 PM (7 hours ago)
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"Now who's the light and who is the devil? ..You can't decide, so I'll be your guide"
tugking70 likes this
Sun, 19-May-24 2:05 PM (16 hours ago)
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A Sunday with the house to myself, what to do, what to do...
Extinguish something burning?
(16 hours ago)
Relaxer, GottaBeMe and smitten4u like this
Don't be alarmed and check your hose
(16 hours ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
I would typically either clean wildly, take a long pool nap or binge watch something on the TV.
(15 hours ago)
smitten4u likes this
take a leisurely shit n use all the t p u want love
(9 hours ago)
multi task. Watch the PGA Golf Championship on TV. Watch NN videos on your tablet and stroke your own putter
(8 hours ago)
tugking70 likes this
Sun, 19-May-24 9:22 PM (9 hours ago)
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Well, I must away, Im booked at the horsepetal at 2pm for my very first autopsy, wish me luck, please. love Y'AWL!!
happyhumper69 likes this
Aw, damn, that Y incision will ruin you for bikini weather.
(9 hours ago)
Your nuts LOL
(8 hours ago)
: oscopy?
(8 hours ago)
Sun, 19-May-24 10:37 PM (8 hours ago)
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Urinating, though willing to share with women
Sun, 19-May-24 11:08 AM (19 hours ago)
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I heard someone call the Kentucky Derby 'Amish Nascar' and my life hasn't been the same since..🤪
You as well, a cozy day watching movies sounds good.
(19 hours ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
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(19 hours ago)
McPhallus likes this
That is fucking hilarious!
(18 hours ago)
McPhallus likes this
thats fukn funny love
(9 hours ago)
to sorta quote weird al, I've watched Horse races once or twice, living in an Amish NASCAR paradise
(8 hours ago)
smitten4u likes this
Sun, 19-May-24 10:07 PM (8 hours ago)
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House to myself.. uh oh..
WendySilvia likes this
Sun, 19-May-24 8:34 PM (10 hours ago)
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Is shibari too hard?
yes
(10 hours ago)
Googled that. Wish I hadn’t.
(9 hours ago)
Sun, 19-May-24 8:44 PM (10 hours ago)
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Horney wife is gone
Uganda a BIG place, people bounnnnnnnd to go missing from time to time w00t
(10 hours ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
You weren’t horny enough for her?
(9 hours ago)
Tue, 4-Jul-23 9:13 AM (320 days ago)
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Was having a nice slow wank yesterday in my front room with the curtains open as i watched porn on my phone when i looked up to see one of my women neighbours who must me in her early 20s walking past
cleanshvr likes this
In some places that’s a crime. Good luck!
(320 days ago)
Fuck thats so hot! I've had many women catch me like that, different places I lived!
(9 hours ago)
Sun, 19-May-24 11:14 AM (19 hours ago)
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Looking for drama free person or couple to play naked with
Best of luck in this world for that
(19 hours ago)
wrong sight, to mush DRAMA ear, guvna.
(9 hours ago)
Sun, 19-May-24 11:56 AM (19 hours ago)
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Maybe someone to video chat with get them off over me watch me have fun chat… Will do one offs but keen on meeting someone to do it many of times I am dirty when u get to know me I’m 50 not gay
well, looks like a drive by shooting happened ear crying
(9 hours ago)
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