)Saturnfinger1's Recent Statuses
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Tue, 27-Feb-24 12:04 AM (58 days ago)
I just blogged and would appreciate if you would take the time to read and let me know what you think.
Tue, 20-Feb-24 2:06 PM (65 days ago)
Why do women I know ask me for relationship advice? They know that they've dated more people over the past few years than I have in my entire life.
Mr_Vein likes this
Yep. And why are all marriage counsellors women who have been divorced three times?
(64 days ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
I get this too. If I knew anything about relationships, I wouldn't have been single my entire life! 🤷🏻♂️
(64 days ago)
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Sun, 18-Feb-24 12:16 AM (67 days ago)
It feels so good to be working on music with someone, again.
I'll assume that comment was meant for someone other than me, max.
(67 days ago)
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Fri, 2-Feb-24 9:08 PM (82 days ago)
A little less than 1 hour to go at work. It's been dead all day.
any time theres online cinnamon buns im there 
(83 days ago)
Wed, 31-Jan-24 9:33 PM (84 days ago)
I intend to take a much needed vacation this year, but not sure where I should go. Any suggestions?
No worries buddy your missing out on a BBQ and cold beers and our main motorway is still 2 llanes
(84 days ago)
Saturnfinger1 likes this
Ever been to the Outer Banks? I use to recommend Dog Island on the Florida panhandle, but the weather has taken its toll and destroyed much of the amenities.
(84 days ago)
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Wed, 31-Jan-24 8:04 PM (84 days ago)
It's funny to see my coworker constantly searching for women, despite having a GF. Yeah, they might have that kind of relationship, but every day looking for something new?
More cheating happens between work colleagues then anywhere else
(84 days ago)
RC, unsurprisingly, I've never had anything happen with a coworker.
(84 days ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
I saw a survey of lots of people and that's what they come up with. It's believable though.
(84 days ago)
Sun, 28-Jan-24 4:37 PM (87 days ago)
I went to a kinky birthday party last night. Various states of nudity for both men and women. They had wristbands that indicated whether or not you were willing to "negotiate a scene".
Tue, 23-Jan-24 11:14 PM (92 days ago)
I'm thinking of going to the bar to watch my Wings tonight. Come join me for a drink?
Fri, 12-Jan-24 9:26 PM (103 days ago)
What's a perv to do when they're stuck at work, everyone else has gone home and there's a blizzard out? NN of course.
Thu, 4-Jan-24 11:01 PM (111 days ago)
Different establishment, same old story. This time the guy made the girl take my payment. She clearly wasn't happy about it.
Nothing for you to be sorry about, Lenny. I find it somewhat humorous.
(111 days ago)
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Thu, 4-Jan-24 9:35 PM (111 days ago)
Weird. I suddenly can't comment on a status that I already commented on.
I can usually handle them but I think the process of being cold then heated up made them hotter.
(111 days ago)
Saturnfinger1 likes this
I’ve had this issue too. Sometimes it won’t even let me make a first comment. Seems to be random. Annoying though
(111 days ago)
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Thank you! Hoping the best for you as well!
(114 days ago)
Sat, 30-Dec-23 2:30 AM (117 days ago)
Went to the bar to watch the Wings game. Funny how the female bartenders made the guys take my orders.
That is a them problem not a you problem. I have a strong dislike for people who pre judge
(117 days ago)
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I hit Costco this afternoon. Got me some goodies 'cause I'll be partying like it's 2024. 
(117 days ago)
Omg Costco has been insane every day! I did score a good steak for us though. We fix a really nice meal with delicious munchies, stay home NYE. Safer and cheaper! Plus we can’t stay up that late!
(117 days ago)
I'll be in bed early. They calling for some snow NYE evening and overnight so I'll end up getting called into work. Big plans I tell ya!! LOL
(117 days ago)
Saturnfinger1 likes this
Nice and easy at home with friends. Foods cheap, no lines for the bathroom and drinks are cold. Cheers 🥂
(117 days ago)
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Sun, 17-Dec-23 2:22 AM (130 days ago)
Good evening, all. I hope your weekend is going exactly the way you want it.
there could be more playboy playmates in my house, but overall not bad!
(130 days ago)
Why, thank you. Saturn. That's the nicest thing I've heard in days. 
(129 days ago)
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Wed, 29-Nov-23 2:30 AM (148 days ago)
You ever have one of those stupid ideas that's so hilarious you want to do it anyway?
Many times and every one of them was good for lots of laughs too
(148 days ago)
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Tue, 28-Nov-23 2:28 AM (149 days ago)
I may actually be to exhausted to perv........ who ask I kidding?🤣🤣🤣
Sometimes it can just be like that. Specially if your to tired to go to the next pic haah
(149 days ago)
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Sun, 26-Nov-23 3:11 AM (151 days ago)
Yet another day of coming home to not find a woman naked and waiting for me. I keep hoping.
Turn up the heating and put out 50 pairs of shoes and 10 romcom dvds. Then leave the door open. You never know ......
(151 days ago)
Lol ☝️ this. A nice 24C should do it. And crisps.
(151 days ago)
I won a lucky dip, it's not a naked lady at house or a decent temperture in Midlands🤣
(150 days ago)
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Sat, 18-Nov-23 3:23 PM (158 days ago)
A coworker asked me if I prefer older women or younger women......as if I have a choice. 🤣🤣🤣
Jersey__Girl likes this
Tough question, personally I find all different kinds of women to be interesting.
(158 days ago)
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As long as they're not serial killers we're good with any age, any looks, any colour.
(158 days ago)
Tue, 14-Nov-23 1:33 AM (163 days ago)
I'm so glad that I can laugh at myself and not take things too seriously all the time.
I figure I might as well laugh at myself if everyone else is going to be laughing too.
(163 days ago)
The BEST memories being retold are the ones where we somehow fucked up and laughed our way out of it!
(163 days ago)
Mon, 6-Nov-23 7:39 PM (170 days ago)
Took my kiddo and their friends to the comic con here, in costume, yesterday. Never had so many people actually wanting my picture.
LOL, no! That would have had the complete opposite effect and landed me in jail.
(170 days ago)
Sounds like everyone had fun!
(170 days ago)
Sat, 28-Oct-23 4:44 AM (180 days ago)
Purple Guy came, Purple Guy saw, but needless to say, he didn't conquer. Though he did scare the hell out of some guy.
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