)hounddog67's Recent Statuses
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Tue, 23-Apr-24 8:49 PM (1 day ago)
If the dove is the bird of love, what is the bird of TRUE love? A Swallow 😂😂
Made me think of a song 😆 "May the bird of paradise fly up your nose"
(1 day ago)
Now i have a mental image in my head. Thank you sexy 😋 xx
(1 day ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Fri, 5-Apr-24 9:19 PM (19 days ago)
Want to hear a joke about my cock? Never mind, it is too long 😂😂😂
Thanks for being so thoughtful hound,not a fan of long jokes 😆
(19 days ago)
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
Don't you just hate it when that happens?
(22 days ago)
Go watch a porn,there 2 for the price of one 
(22 days ago)
Fri, 8-Mar-24 9:29 PM (47 days ago)
If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? The Swallow 😂😂
Wed, 6-Mar-24 10:05 PM (49 days ago)
Are your legs made of Nutella? Because i would like to spread them 😋😂😂
Tue, 5-Mar-24 9:39 PM (50 days ago)
Sit on my face and i'll guess your weight. If i'm wrong i'll eat the difference 😋 😂
Mon, 4-Mar-24 11:24 PM (51 days ago)
We should play strippoker. You'll strip and i'll poke you 😋
Tue, 27-Feb-24 9:15 PM (57 days ago)
My lesbian friends got me a awesome Rolex for my birthday, but i think they misunderstood me when i said: "I wanna watch" 😂😋
Fri, 23-Feb-24 8:15 PM (61 days ago)
I had a fight with an erection this morning. I beat him single handedly 😂
Thu, 22-Feb-24 11:57 PM (62 days ago)
The teacher asked Timmy: Why did you take your cat to school today? Timmy answered: I heard dad say to mom : I'm gonna eat that pussy when the kids are at school later. 😂😂
Wed, 21-Feb-24 10:28 PM (63 days ago)
The other day i was fucking a married woman when her husband came home. She told me to use the backdoor and be quick. In reflection i should have left, but it's not everyday you get an offer like that
But I bet it was quick! 😂 Oh the exquisite heat!
(62 days ago)
Tue, 20-Feb-24 9:16 PM (64 days ago)
I went out last night dressed like a.chicken and met up with a girl dressed like an egg. One thing lead to another, Then the lifelong question was answered: It's the chicken 😋😉
Mon, 19-Feb-24 9:49 PM (65 days ago)
There are 16 billion lips on earth and the only 4 i wanna kiss are yours 😋
Has this line ever actually worked for you?
(65 days ago)
Definitely sounds like a closing time line!
(65 days ago)
And he's so damn proud of it... I can see his sexy smirk from here! 😈
(300 days ago)
Awesome_Tits likes this
Thu, 22-Dec-22 9:50 PM (1 year ago)
Dear Santa, i've been good all year. Ok, most of the time. Once in a while. Fuck it, i'll buy my own shit 😂
Then I'm sure sure Santa will be good to you 
(1 year ago)
I think I'll buy my own presents as well...."I want a hippopotamus for Christmas...only a hippopotamas will do...."
(1 year ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
im getting a unicorn 
(1 year ago)
Sun, 26-Jun-22 9:37 PM (1 year ago)
I'm in my bed, you're in you're bed. One of us is in the wrong place
Yeah. Sometimes wish I was in Gothenburg/ Malmö/ wherever Arti is 😁
(1 year ago)
Saturnfinger1 likes this
Fri, 15-Apr-22 11:23 PM (2 years ago)
I have sex almost every day. Almost on monday. almost on tuesday ....... 😂
Too bad, You would look amazing in a short skirt. Preferably with no panties . hehe mmmmmmmmm
(2 years ago)
MissAshlee likes this
I can Miss Ashlee and Arty in short skirts too btw 
(2 years ago)
