Saetyrical's Recent Statuses
Fri, 19-Apr-24 12:15 PM
(10 hours ago)
Police have arrested a dog for giving birth on the street. It was charged with public littering.
Thu, 18-Apr-24 1:05 PM
(1 day ago)
Sun, 14-Apr-24 10:49 AM
(5 days ago)
I was mugged by a group of 6 dwarves last night ….Not happy
Sat, 13-Apr-24 11:12 AM
(6 days ago)
A man was checked into the ICU today when it was discovered… He had 12 plastic horses inserted through his rectum. Doctors are now describing his condition as “stable”.
Thu, 11-Apr-24 10:07 AM
(8 days ago)
Wed, 10-Apr-24 10:03 AM
(9 days ago)
so I asked Siri, "Surely, it's not going to rain today?" And she replied, "Yes it is, and don't call me Shirley." That was when I realized I'd left my phone on Airplane mode
Sun, 7-Apr-24 11:09 AM
(12 days ago)
My friend told me they're making a trail mix without any raisins or M&M's. I told them, "Well that's just nuts."
Fri, 5-Apr-24 11:54 AM
(14 days ago)
Wed, 3-Apr-24 10:22 AM
(16 days ago)
So i asked 100 women which shampoo they preferred in the shower.. The number one answer was “Get the hell out of here!"
Tue, 2-Apr-24 10:11 AM
(17 days ago)
What's the best thing about gardening? Getting down and dirty with your hoes!
Mon, 1-Apr-24 10:24 AM
(18 days ago)
Sat, 30-Mar-24 11:51 AM
(20 days ago)
Wed, 27-Mar-24 10:57 AM
(23 days ago)
My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends. So she said I was useless in bed. Should have seen her face when they all disagreed.
Mon, 25-Mar-24 11:28 AM
(25 days ago)
My status joke for the day.
Tue, 8-Aug-23 1:05 PM
(255 days ago)
Just noticed the "winks" page. Somehow i managed to wink at a Lot of ppl without being aware of it...
Thu, 3-Aug-23 9:04 PM
(260 days ago)
How does it make sense that you cannot Report your own status post, but you Can Like or Tip yourself?
Sun, 23-Jul-23 12:52 PM
(271 days ago)
Finishing up a 9th anni weekend with one of my partners. Fucking perfect. Already planning a getaway for our 10 yr...
Fri, 14-Jul-23 12:55 PM
(280 days ago)
Off for a long weekend, and have plans with 3 of my partners. Gonna be a drrty time for all. Happy Fucking Friday!
Tue, 16-May-23 11:03 AM
(339 days ago)
So when did premium renewals start being Only available as automatic renewal? This will likely keep me from continuing premium.
Thu, 16-Mar-23 6:00 PM
(1 year ago)
Last two attempts at photo upload stopped at moderation and i don't even know why. Bothersome...
Sat, 4-Mar-23 12:39 PM
(1 year ago)
To Whoever stole my depression medication — I hope you’re happy now. 😏
Fri, 6-Jan-23 1:45 PM
(1 year ago)
Been a rough go of things the last few years and haven't been posting. Starting to see a light in the tunnel that does Not appear to be another train... Thanks to you all for being a source of joy