heydidyagrabmyass's Recent Statuses
Sun, 17-Mar-24 2:52 AM
(31 days ago)
Any status with any contact information will and has been deleted
Mon, 26-Feb-24 5:51 AM
(51 days ago)
I am now officially 63 years old and for my 63rd B-D I plan to keep my tradition of going to the nude beach. I hope my B-D suit isn't too wrinkled. LOL
Sun, 25-Feb-24 11:29 PM
(52 days ago)
My neighbor's Shih Tzu is pregnant by another neighbor's Bull Dog. Looks like there's gonna be a lot of "Bull Shit" on my block soon.
Thu, 25-Jan-24 7:39 AM
(83 days ago)
If your uncle Jack helped you get off a horse would you help your uncle jack off a horse
Sun, 21-Jan-24 3:15 AM
(87 days ago)
A friend asked me if I've ever had sex with a "10" I said no but I did do 2 "5's" one night
Mon, 1-Jan-24 12:38 AM
(108 days ago)
Happy New Year! Here's to making better bad decisions in 2024 — starting with what I am about to do
Wed, 27-Dec-23 12:48 AM
(113 days ago)
I got smart about what to get my sister for christmas this year. She's never happy with anything so I decided to get her a sweater and a dildo, so if she don't like the sweater she can go fuck herself
Mon, 25-Dec-23 3:07 AM
(114 days ago)
One Christmas eve a sexy lady decided she was going to give Santa a special present for Christmas. so she dressed in a sexy nighty and laid under the tree and waited for Santa to arrive. Santa comes d
Fri, 15-Dec-23 4:55 AM
(124 days ago)
I missed my own 15th ANNiversary yesterday
Thu, 6-Jul-23 8:13 PM
(286 days ago)
Things I've heard said during sex, NEVER
Fri, 19-May-23 3:46 AM
(334 days ago)
I need a lover that won't drive me crazy
Fri, 28-Apr-23 11:38 PM
(355 days ago)
Those of you that think trivia isn't dead and is worth saving, raise your free hand
Fri, 21-Apr-23 2:13 AM
(362 days ago)
What's the difference between a Priest and a woman in a bathtub? A Priest has Hope In His Sole!
Mon, 17-Apr-23 3:40 AM
(1 year ago)
There's a 3 strike rule here which means if you have 3 statuses removed you get to take a time out
Fri, 14-Apr-23 10:57 PM
(1 year ago)
Told my eye doctor I had trouble seeing in the distance. He wanted to know how far I could see. I said I'm not sure. He opened the window and told me to lok up and tell him what I saw. I said the sun.
Fri, 31-Mar-23 11:04 PM
(1 year ago)
Okay it's almost trivia time. Do we have a host for Friday trivia, or are we playing answer then ask tonight?
Fri, 24-Mar-23 9:14 PM
(1 year ago)
Do we have a host for Friday trivia, or are we playing answer then ask tonight?
Sat, 18-Mar-23 6:45 AM
(1 year ago)
This is a PSL Any status mentioning another web site can, will and has been removed! TY for your attention, now back to our regularly scheduled perving!
Fri, 17-Mar-23 11:45 PM
(1 year ago)
I guess there's not gonna be a Friday night Trivia tonight, so we're gonna go for a ride and see what kinda sexy trouble we can get into
Sat, 4-Mar-23 1:33 AM
(1 year ago)
One window closes and another opens
Fri, 3-Mar-23 11:10 PM
(1 year ago)
This is a PSL Any status mentioning another web site can, will and has been removed! TY for your attention, now back to our regularly scheduled perving!
Fri, 24-Feb-23 5:17 AM
(1 year ago)
Sunday is my 62nd B-D and I just tried on my B-D suit it's a little wrinkled but believe it or not it still fits!
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Sat, 4-Feb-23 12:05 AM
(1 year ago)
We tried a new format for Friday night trivia last week in my absence, but I like the concept, With that being said who's up for a game?
Fri, 3-Feb-23 9:43 PM
(1 year ago)
Do we have a host for Friday night trivia
Mon, 30-Jan-23 11:28 PM
(1 year ago)
OH NO! In all my years as a moderator I have never done anything as careless as I just did. I need to apologize to my very sweet and sexy friend the very beautiful AdeleGingerRaine.
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