)Laphroaigh's Recent Statuses
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Sun, 31-Mar-24 7:40 PM (17 days ago)
it's amazing when you meet someone with a likewise perve mind 
After viewing your profile, I sure hope we have the same perve mind!
(16 days ago)
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*hugs everyone with love *_*
(17 days ago)
Sun, 15-Oct-23 11:14 AM (185 days ago)
today it's been two months since I stopped.. so far no effort.. should I be worried?? ..NN's helping a lot 
Congratulations sexy,it's been almost 7 years for me and still don't get the urge, and others smoking around me doesn't bother me at all....
(185 days ago)
Well done Mr.Malt, keep it up! And you won't smell like an ashtray : )
(185 days ago)
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Mon, 9-Oct-23 5:30 PM (191 days ago)
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ingredients: 
+ lemon + honey + fire + water + pot + spoon + infuser + 10 minutes
(191 days ago)
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Glad to hear it worked! And well done for managing to use the ginger too.
(191 days ago)
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You prolly should specify the remedy isn't a potion to get aroused! 🤣
(191 days ago)
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Oh good because I've just started knitting for the mafia. They call me scarf ace.
(197 days ago)
I cooked for the mob on Sunday, they wanted broken leg of lamb
(197 days ago)
Laph is right NK. Kenny G..Louis G (Luigi). I didn’t make it up. Was just saying Laph could have gone with a worse joke.
(196 days ago)
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I did. Spaghetti breaking, seen worse. Using fork & knife, cutting them ghetti... yep they eat them that way.
(196 days ago)
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Sun, 24-Sep-23 11:49 AM (206 days ago)
I've just been diagnosed with a slight eardrum tear.. can you speak louder please 
Must have been some concert, damn! Were you at Louder Than Life here? Hope it heals.
(206 days ago)
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Starts learning sign language to communicate with Laph.
(206 days ago)
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Thu, 21-Sep-23 12:59 PM (209 days ago)
🎶 … O stare nudi in mezzo a un campo A sentirsi addosso il vento, Io non chiedo più di tanto, Anche se muoio son contento 🎶
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And the second...kick the Ass Button?
(211 days ago)
now I understand... u just press "time to go back to work, laphodil" so can get rid of me and steal everything!! smart move -.-
(211 days ago)
Time to get some lunch before that gets stolen!
(211 days ago)
Sat, 2-Sep-23 6:02 PM (228 days ago)
I hate so much AI generated images .. especially those representing nudes!! so grateful NN exists!
Fri, 18-Aug-23 10:30 PM (243 days ago)
if u consider unnatural/immoral a love different from ur canons of "normality", I say it's unnatural/immoral that u spend so much time thinking about how other ppl decide to have sex or fall in love!
Tue, 8-Aug-23 7:53 PM (253 days ago)
still awkward when ppl who don't know me give a complete description of my personality from the zodiac sign.. and they don't get a single one
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wait no longer....you're a virgo, you love boobs, hugz, metal and beer!!"
(253 days ago)
feels all hot n dizzy
Some, actually many traits of Virgos are totally me. It’s a bit odd. But don’t hug me. Unless we’re naked and you’re female. 😁
(252 days ago)
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Wed, 2-Aug-23 5:04 PM (259 days ago)
to await a pleasure, is itself a pleasure.. that's why I'm always late when I have a love date
Fri, 7-Jul-23 9:11 PM (285 days ago)
they say the doing is often more important than the outcome .. I agree! especially when you fail the outcome free time to perve at last
free time to perve at last
Too hot for cookies,I only make cakes In my air fryer
(285 days ago)
yeah... and African anticyclone is coming. News said next week we will reach 50°C (122F) ..
(285 days ago)
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Thu, 27-Apr-23 8:21 PM (356 days ago)
I wrote "hi" she answered "I'm a very direct girl, I don't like to beat the bush around and I love direct guys" ..apparently greetings are too much to bear nowadays 
Lap, I've been trying to transform for years, let me know when you figure out how
(356 days ago)
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Sun, 23-Apr-23 11:23 PM (360 days ago)
if u went back in time to correct the biggest mistake of ur life.. u would transform into a completely different person. Love yourself and go on! also cause time travel is not possible
Thu, 20-Apr-23 6:28 PM (363 days ago)
I must say I'm grateful I don't belong to a species where the woman eats me after we have sex
I would have to agree with the smitten, I would rather be the eater than the eatie
(363 days ago)
some like to be eaten first, some after 
(362 days ago)
I might need to do a hunger strike lao lol I will be hungry after that
(362 days ago)
Tue, 18-Apr-23 2:59 PM (1 year ago)
..just found an "italian accent generator": el-lo I'm-a a nice italiano gooy, I'm-a single and look forrr a pasta (I wrote "woman" btw)
don't get it.. how can you talk WITHOUT the hand thing? keeps your balance :laugh
(1 year ago)
I've been watching this post waiting for a comment about meatballs.......guess I'm getting impatient.....
(1 year ago)
That's-a some spicy meat-a-ball! (Yeah, showing my age )
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(1 year ago)
If a my granda mother had a wheels, she a woulda been a bike! (One for the Brits matey)
(1 year ago)
Thu, 6-Apr-23 1:22 PM (1 year ago)
sitting on the toilet while they're drilling directly above your head on the roof.. the noise so loud you're afraid the roof will collapse at any moment 
Wed, 5-Apr-23 6:45 PM (1 year ago)
(matchbox 20 + maroon 5) * eve6 + (sum 41 - 9 inch nails) = blink 182.. hello pervs!
Hello sexy laph
(1 year ago)
Sun, 2-Apr-23 7:52 PM (1 year ago)
ate so much this weekend.. 2 days, 2 parties..I'm stuffed, would love a belly rub right now
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Fri, 31-Mar-23 10:28 PM (1 year ago)
ok now tell me if you know a movie-couple more lovely than Pam and Jim (The Office).. yeah I'm watching it now for the first time. 4rd season, no spoiler
Wed, 29-Mar-23 6:14 PM (1 year ago)
no point in suing the airline company for losing your luggage .. you've already lost the case
She bought a load of new clothes and a new suitcase for the return home.
(1 year ago)
Mon, 27-Mar-23 10:32 AM (1 year ago)
this is not a trap status for hijackers. I just want you to know that
Fri, 24-Mar-23 3:07 PM (1 year ago)
can't describe how difficult is to place the prism to project the rainbow in a position I can reach with my penis
and the sun doesn't stand still for a second
(1 year ago)
