)Jersey__Girl's Recent Statuses
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Fri, 19-Apr-24 12:19 AM (1 day ago)
He and I are like hot chocolate and marshmallows. He's hot and I want to be on top of him. 
Fri, 12-Apr-24 2:23 AM (8 days ago)
Well, I listened to juicy and now the PT and I are best friends. Hiya, everyone.
... i know i wasn't when i didn't have my hip replaced 
Sat, 23-Mar-24 11:10 PM (27 days ago)
In less than 48 hours I'll have a new hip. Who said I was square?
Wife had it done in November, has alleviated a lot of pain. Good luck and hope you heal up fast!
(27 days ago)
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Tue, 19-Mar-24 8:52 PM (31 days ago)
The stars at night are big and bright, deep in the heart of Taxes. (For those unAmericans, this is a folk song about Texas.) 
texas? last time i filed a texas was at 1947, damn it now 20hundred hours 
(31 days ago)
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^Damn, NJ tells you how long before you can come back to status, that sucks! 😁
(31 days ago)
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It turns out they don’t withhold taxes from disability payments so we have less than a month to come up with $3400. Includes a penalty for taxes THEY didn’t withhold. Can’t wait for the end to come.
(31 days ago)
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Mon, 18-Mar-24 2:49 AM (33 days ago)
How to speak Irish: Whale. Oil. Beef. Hooked. Hope you all had a fun St. Paddy's Day.
,no?
I had a Guinness and some Irish whisky.
(33 days ago)
Thu, 14-Mar-24 2:01 AM (37 days ago)
Tomorrow is bulwinkle69's birthday. It's Pi Day! (3/14 as in pi: 3.1415926535)
oh and is nearly green beer day, the day to plant sweetpeas so they flower for setpember 
(37 days ago)
Mon, 4-Mar-24 10:34 PM (46 days ago)
Overheard on Ted Lasso: Keely on the phone: Shall I stop by Waitrose and pick up a bottle of wine? Roy: Waitrose? Who am I talking to? The F*ing Queen?
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Well I could live without the knowledge, but informed is better than ignorant
(45 days ago)
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Mon, 26-Feb-24 10:34 PM (53 days ago)
I've not seen hide nor hair of TopCat57 in a while. Has anyone seen or heard from him?
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Well, if he ventured across the bridge into Wales he’s probably still struck in traffic
(52 days ago)
Sat, 24-Feb-24 11:41 PM (55 days ago)
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word. 
What?!?! I'm a half century old?!?!? When TF did that happen?
(55 days ago)
What? I have a perfect memory.. like a bunny rabbits tail... short an fuzzy.. 
(55 days ago)
Wed, 21-Feb-24 4:04 AM (59 days ago)
When you see your friends in the popup window down there, do you wonder if they're talking to someone or hanging out in the lurkers corner?
Tue, 20-Feb-24 1:10 AM (60 days ago)
Do you call your partner a special name? Does she/he like it?
Babe, honey, "mop", which comes from the Dutch nickname "Moppie". I haven't used his real name in yrs 
(57 days ago)
Thu, 15-Feb-24 3:39 AM (65 days ago)
I hope you all had a lovely Valentine's Day. Can't wait to celebrate belatedly in only fourteen days!
Tue, 13-Feb-24 5:54 AM (67 days ago)
My new car has a button for pretty much everything. There is even one that says "rear wiper." I'm still too afraid to try that one. 
Thu, 8-Feb-24 2:17 AM (72 days ago)
Masterbation relieves stress,improves sleep quality,extends lifespan,boosts immunity...what does it do for you?
I'm glad I could help and hope you had a good day. lineman. 
(69 days ago)
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Mon, 5-Feb-24 2:14 AM (75 days ago)
Jersey__girl has marked herself safe from the atmospheric cyclone bomb that is pummeling California. Still have power and potato chips and my phone is charged. Laters.
Fri, 26-Jan-24 12:38 AM (85 days ago)
Next time you think you should say no, say no. I said yes and it's too late to say now.
You're good at this, trc. I'm going to try to remember that.
(83 days ago)
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's try that again. Maybe, but I'd be lying. Next time I won't paint my nails while I'm on status. It just doesn't work.
Next time I won't paint my nails while I'm on status. It just doesn't work.
(83 days ago)
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Mon, 22-Jan-24 10:51 PM (88 days ago)
Why do the winners of the Miss Universe pageant always come from Earth?
i heard the contest is open for any aliens...
(87 days ago)
Hey, we call a lot of people on this planet aliens, too.
(87 days ago)
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Fri, 19-Jan-24 2:55 AM (92 days ago)
Great sex is not about how much you want sex, it's about how much you like the sex you're having.
Fri, 12-Jan-24 11:59 PM (98 days ago)
I'm finally off antibiotics and to celebrate, I plan on having a tipple. What do you suggest?
All lenny has to say is ''buttery shortbread'' to make me swoon...
(95 days ago)
Wed, 10-Jan-24 8:16 PM (100 days ago)
Words of the day: Hurkle-durkle, a 200 y/o Scottish term meaning to lunge in bed long after it's time to get up. Just call me HD for short. 
Wed, 10-Jan-24 7:43 AM (101 days ago)
Just watched Planet Earth 3. Part about tree frogs mating reminded me of NN: 9 males to every female who have to fight off the males by kicking them out of the trees. Sound familiar?
oogle the biggess snooping terds on the whirled wide webster, like, and they claim ya fone not werk proppa ifin ya disable all they shit onnit, well fukem i disable it, i'm disabled, suck that oogle
(100 days ago)
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Sun, 7-Jan-24 11:27 PM (103 days ago)
Only 53 days until you know who arrives. Good thing I finally stopped coughing. 🥴
This proves that we are nations separated by a common language. In the US root means cheering for a team or what a baby does when she wants to nurse or what a plumber does to a drain.
(100 days ago)
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Tue, 2-Jan-24 4:20 AM (109 days ago)
Here’s to more orgasms in 2024. 🥂 Happy New Year, funsters.
organisms I'll set up a go fund me page right now "Save da Organisms" give as much as u can
I'll set up a go fund me page right now "Save da Organisms" give as much as u can
(108 days ago)
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Used Orgasms? Whooman, have you smelt a used orgasm? they rank after 8 to 12 hours. 
Mon, 1-Jan-24 3:45 AM (110 days ago)
OK, I admit it. I'm here on NN while I watch other people having fun on TV. Before you call me a loser, my other half is sound asleep 5000+ miles away dreaming of me. 
I'm not watching anyone having fun cause I'm here lol...my other half is sound asleep in the next room,he's a wimp for staying up ...happy new years
(110 days ago)
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Sat, 30-Dec-23 6:24 PM (111 days ago)
On NYE, it's an old Irish tradition to open your door at midnight and let the old year out and the new year in. This year, we should open the doors, windows and garage doors.
What if we got lucky, and lovely people showed up?
(111 days ago)
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