)spunky4u's Recent Statuses
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Tue, 16-Apr-24 11:02 AM (9 hours ago)
I didn't mean to push all your buttons....just your mute button! 
Mon, 15-Apr-24 10:18 AM (1 day ago)
I named my toilet "Jim" in stead of "John" Everyone is so impressed when I tell them I go to the Jim at least once a day!
Sun, 14-Apr-24 10:28 AM (2 days ago)
If you don't drink, how will your friends know you love them at 2 am?😛
"Tomorrow i will be sober, but you will still be [insert one or more] ugly. old. bitch. maggot. moron. twot. stupid. " ~ Wodja 2020 
(2 days ago)
Sat, 13-Apr-24 10:10 AM (3 days ago)
My neighbor suggested I put cow manure on my strawberries. Tired it, I'm going back to whipped cream.🤢
Fri, 12-Apr-24 10:36 AM (4 days ago)
I tried to remarry my ex-wife but she figured out I was only after my money. 
Thu, 11-Apr-24 11:26 AM (5 days ago)
My wife told me her password is: MickeyMinnieGoffyDonaldPlotoHueyLouieDeweyDublin...because sheh was told her password had to contain 8 characters and at least one Capital. 
Wed, 10-Apr-24 10:20 AM (6 days ago)
The inventor of autocorrect died, the funnel will be held tomato.
Tue, 9-Apr-24 10:54 AM (7 days ago)
Wife: "I'm going to donate all my old clothes to starving people" Husband: "If they're starving they won't fit into your clothes" ...funeral on Friday.
Mon, 8-Apr-24 10:53 AM (8 days ago)
Son: "Dad can you explain to me what a solor eclipse is?" Dad: "No son"
Sun, 7-Apr-24 10:36 AM (9 days ago)
i asked my wife why she married me. She said "because your are funny." I said I thought it was because i was good in bed." she said "See, you're hilarious!"
Male ego is so easily pricked. So to speak ☺️
Fri, 5-Apr-24 9:55 AM (11 days ago)
The difference between men and women simply comes down to what comes to mind when you hear the word facial.
Thu, 4-Apr-24 11:07 AM (12 days ago)
Sign on a Restaurant marque: We trimmed our bush so now our deck looks bigger!
but i's happy wiv me lil deck, is functional a k a is has a lot of funct 
Wed, 3-Apr-24 10:29 AM (13 days ago)
Strange sign in a parking lot: Parking available in empty spaces only🤪
Tue, 2-Apr-24 10:48 AM (14 days ago)
Say this on a Jimmy Johns marque "Our subs are an honest 8 inches even when it's cold outside"
meat?? where??
Sat, 30-Mar-24 11:27 AM (17 days ago)
Why am I the only naked person at the gender reveal party??
Mon, 25-Mar-24 11:14 AM (22 days ago)
How i'm finding status this morning (........................)
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Sun, 24-Mar-24 11:07 AM (23 days ago)
After mother nature has teased us thus far in March I'm not sure spring will ever come.😥
Sat, 23-Mar-24 10:18 AM (24 days ago)
Cigaretts have warning labels because they're addictive and destroy lives! and yet, Vaginas are out there roaming free! 
Fri, 22-Mar-24 11:25 AM (25 days ago)
Question, do you know what an Aussie kiss is?...It's like a French kiss but down under.
So I’m actually part Aussie, part French? 🤣🤣🤣 Because mmmmmmmmm 😁😛
(25 days ago)
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Thu, 21-Mar-24 10:28 AM (26 days ago)
Sometimes when you cry nobody sees your tears..Sometimes when you're hurt nobody sees your pain..Sometimes when you're sad nobody sees your sorrow...'BUT FART JUST ONE TIME!'
Wed, 20-Mar-24 11:08 AM (27 days ago)
If we're not meant to have midnight snacks...then why the fuck is there a light in the fridge??🤪
Tue, 19-Mar-24 10:52 AM (28 days ago)
Arguing with a woman is like reading the Software License agreement. In the end, you ignore everything and click "I agree".
Imagine if software came with a ring. and then you had to buy that ring.
(28 days ago)
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I am complex. A woman is human and complex and she's allowed to be easier than a license agreement.
(28 days ago)
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