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Mon, 16-May-22 7:41 PM
(11 days ago)
TopCat57,
Mr_Vein,
ksaint,
mistaboner,
Mr&MrsSmitten and 22 others, EmuLater, MellieK, lip2lip, paramour, mrjimm, bluebayour6, happyhumper69, lennynatural, I_C_U, sidders73, Raven2005, Saturnfinger1, Straightjimbo93, Jersey__Girl, KiwiPic, trouble2maker, Ohioman_1979, Bbaggins4321, hairytits, Heavy Chevy, RogueWraith909 and Wolvie- like this
Mon, 23-May-22 11:17 PM
(4 days ago)
🎉🍰🎁🎈 I'm officially 26, YAY 🎈🎁🍰🎉
MissAshlee,
kennybee,
hunginsc,
lennynatural,
happyhumper69 and 21 others, IsaacLothbrok, frenchy1900, Straightjimbo93, epicord, cmp304, tugking70, LOVEXXXPORN, KiwiPic, Raven2005, Rhandybooger1982, cm264, Lele_mi, GollyGi, maraff, mojo75nz, Bbaggins4321, blingerjr, markh232, Mr_Vein, immerhart and Laphroaigh like this
Fri, 27-May-22 11:35 AM
(1 day ago)
“Better a kindhearted fool than a heartless tool.”
captain__82,
TopCat57,
prettygirl1976,
paramour,
EmuLater and 19 others, Likes2watchwife, Drives62, Laphroaigh, shy28boy, ksaint, bugguy905, Bbaggins4321, Firesong, I_C_U, Mr_Vein, Saturnfinger1, AdeleGingerRaine, MrsTrellis, hairytits, Mr&MrsSmitten, maraff, Heavy Chevy, bluebayour6 and trouble2maker like this
Wed, 25-May-22 6:20 AM
(3 days ago)
In a brief window of opportunity before the day turns into another in this series of shit ones, I will remind myself of the guys jerking off over me while I bite my tongue in meetings. It does help!
KiwiPic,
I_C_U,
nosanity,
Justmedamian,
KentCock2017 and 19 others, Mr&MrsSmitten, Horny18yo9, SexyEnglishBabe, lust_object_lost, IsaacLothbrok, Saturnfinger1, Pete_from_Aus, Laphroaigh, SpunkFlute27, ksaint, mrjimm, Likes2watchwife, Bbaggins4321, misterquidpro, Mr_Vein, markh232, Gessexold79, Agent_K and MissAshlee like this
Mon, 23-May-22 2:14 AM
(5 days ago)
If you are on a continuous search to be offended, you will always find what you are looking for,even when it isn't there.
KiwiPic,
cmp304,
Artistic,
MissAshlee,
ksaint and 15 others, clittylicker, righthander, TopCat57, somefunbum, Mr&MrsSmitten, SexyEnglishBabe, Saturnfinger1, WooWooWoman, trouble2maker, cath68, Agent_K, mrjimm, Bbaggins4321, nosanity and Heavy Chevy like this
Mon, 23-May-22 9:25 PM
(4 days ago)
whenever im feeling a bit lonely, i simply sign into any dating app and remember what my options are. cleaned my room instead... been very productive lately and feeling good about that, at least!
cm264,
hunginsc,
hounddog67,
Mr&MrsSmitten,
I_C_U and 14 others, happyhumper69, LOVEXXXPORN, Straightjimbo93, tugking70, ksaint, trouble2maker, KiwiPic, bluebayour6, Heavy Chevy, Lele_mi, Saturnfinger1, Wolvie-, thyknlong and Ohioman_1979 like this
Tue, 17-May-22 1:06 AM
(11 days ago)
I got lucky last night. No, not that kind of lucky

I caught the lunar eclipse. Amazing!
ausfoIey,
PApda,
ksaint,
spunky4u,
nobozos and 14 others, paramour, LordDunmore, MissAshlee, KiwiPic, NaughtyKat, bluebayour6, MellieK, Mr&MrsSmitten, EmuLater, Saturnfinger1, GollyGi, Bbaggins4321, Agent_K and hairytits like this
Wed, 25-May-22 5:27 PM
(2 days ago)
Guess which silly girl just realized she’s wearing flip flops on a tennis shoe kinda adventure? Lol
Mr_Vein,
lennynatural,
Artistic,
cm264,
lip2lip and 13 others, Drives62, Saturnfinger1, tugking70, GollyGi, bluebayour6, MrSweetnWild, redduck906, SexyEnglishBabe, nosanity, mojo75nz, Ohioman_1979, Heavy Chevy and Wolvie- like this
Thu, 26-May-22 5:16 PM
(1 day ago)
I see my friend MissAshlee (aka beautiful) is on the HP, lovely pic beautiful and congrats to all the others too.,,,oh I did see some sexy eyes captain__82 : )
Ohioman_1979,
thyknlong,
lennynatural,
Likes2watchwife,
cm264 and 12 others, captain__82, paramour, Mr_Vein, lip2lip, I_C_U, MissAshlee, bulwinkle69, PApda, ksaint, LOVEXXXPORN, bluebayour6 and Heavy Chevy like this
Sun, 15-May-22 9:23 PM
(12 days ago)
Mr&MrsSmitten,
Raven2005,
Artistic,
allcatsaregrey,
lennynatural and 12 others, Saturnfinger1, juicy, Straightjimbo93, LOVEXXXPORN, xThe1x, Laphroaigh, Bbaggins4321, trouble2maker, PApda, KiwiPic, Ohioman_1979 and Heavy Chevy like this
Sun, 22-May-22 7:30 PM
(5 days ago)
And when I felt like I was an old cardigan under someone's bed... You put me on and said I was your favorite
owbiglineman,
hunginsc,
heydidyagrabmyass,
mrjimm,
PantyPirate and 11 others, tugking70, cm264, newromantic, I_C_U, Laphroaigh, Straightjimbo93, cmp304, KiwiPic, trouble2maker, Heavy Chevy and Wolvie- like this
Wed, 18-May-22 4:14 PM
(9 days ago)
My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic I refused. If I'm going to have sex, its going to be on my own Accord 😂
Allure,
vvv20482000,
soul69,
Peteflash,
Mr&MrsSmitten and 10 others, MrsTrellis, Relaxer, bluebayour6, whipman-uk, maraff, lennynatural, MellieK, AdeleGingerRaine, GollyGi and luvtub like this
Sat, 21-May-22 7:46 PM
(6 days ago)
You will never look back on your life and say ..... I spent too much time with my dogs 🐾❤🐾
EmuLater,
Mr_Vein,
Dignitea,
lip2lip,
happyhumper69 and 9 others, TopCat57, Relaxer, Jase4892, ksaint, Derbyshirematt, bimarriedbottom, Saturnfinger1, Drives62 and MissAshlee like this
Thu, 19-May-22 10:53 AM
(9 days ago)
I came home today to find my wife has been on Ebay all day. If she's still there tomorrow, I'm going to have to lower the price.
Saturnfinger1,
mojo75nz,
MellieK,
ksaint,
whipman-uk and 9 others, lust_object_lost, shy28boy, Mr&MrsSmitten, I_C_U, Bbaggins4321, Artistic, roadtrip2021, AdeleGingerRaine and MissAshlee like this
Mon, 16-May-22 4:27 PM
(11 days ago)
It's not the size of your waist that matters, it's the size of your heart.
Mr&MrsSmitten,
Dignitea,
EmuLater,
Bbaggins4321,
lennynatural and 9 others, tugking70, Saturnfinger1, MissAshlee, Mr_Vein, roadtrip2021, luvtub, ksaint, Mine283 and Drives62 like this
Fri, 27-May-22 6:30 PM
(19 hours ago)
She delivered on her promise.
Mr&MrsSmitten,
Likes2watchwife,
maraff,
happyhumper69,
ksaint and 8 others, Raven2005, Mr_Vein, paramour, PApda, MissAshlee, Laphroaigh, redduck906 and bluebayour6 like this
Mon, 23-May-22 1:38 PM
(5 days ago)
Little boxes, on the hillside..
I_C_U,
KentCock2017,
cm264,
SwallowmyDinU,
Mr_Vein and 8 others, Laphroaigh, captain__82, Raven2005, allcatsaregrey, Mr&MrsSmitten, trouble2maker, bluebayour6 and thyknlong like this
Sun, 22-May-22 6:06 PM
(5 days ago)
Slightly bemused that fifty thousand people have looked at me naked. Good job they can’t see the sudacrem round my chops and the failed lentil flatbread I just attempted to make. NN vs reality. 😂
Mr_Vein,
Gessexold79,
MissAshlee,
happyhumper69,
owbiglineman and 8 others, maraff, mrjimm, I_C_U, newromantic, cynw, Laphroaigh, KiwiPic and lennynatural like this
Fri, 20-May-22 4:04 PM
(7 days ago)
Not that I’m a slave to my hormones, but I’ve achieved nothing but several orgasms and a shower today. Time for wine; I’m exhausted 😉
Mr&MrsSmitten,
Shes_a_Sin,
SpunkFlute2,
bluebayour6,
Saturnfinger1 and 8 others, Laphroaigh, lennynatural, Mr_Vein, Bbaggins4321, lip2lip, lust_object_lost, Jase4892 and cynw like this
Wed, 25-May-22 3:27 PM
(2 days ago)
Morning..,*looks at clock,ok well it's almost noon....hope everyone is doing well and getting more than enough sex. : )
Straightjimbo93,
lennynatural,
ksaint,
Gessexold79,
MissAshlee and 7 others, cm264, lip2lip, MellieK, GollyGi, KiwiPic, bluebayour6 and nosanity like this
Wed, 25-May-22 2:21 AM
(3 days ago)
Sometimes I feel like, no matter how much I try, no matter how much I give, I will never be good enough to love, early abuse sucks ,,,love your family n friends and protect them

nite nite
LOVEXXXPORN,
MissAshlee,
mrjimm,
bluebayour6,
cm264 and 7 others, nosanity, maraff, mojo75nz, Laphroaigh, Likes2watchwife, Mr_Vein and Gessexold79 like this
Tue, 24-May-22 3:37 PM
(3 days ago)

I like my women the way I like my trucks. At least 30 years old and leaking fluids 🤣
cmp304,
captain__82,
MissAshlee,
AdeleGingerRaine,
Mr&MrsSmitten and 7 others, Saturnfinger1, gingersnap75, lennynatural, Mine283, risingmoonsunset, bluebayour6 and lust_object_lost like this
Mon, 23-May-22 9:07 PM
(4 days ago)

A new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys, 🤔 I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey
almostanythinggoes,
Mr&MrsSmitten,
MissAshlee,
happyhumper69,
MrsTrellis and 7 others, AdeleGingerRaine, lennynatural, Artistic, LOVEXXXPORN, bluebayour6, cm264 and maraff like this
Mon, 23-May-22 3:57 PM
(4 days ago)

I have never been able to make my pussy squirt no matter how many times I tried. Until this morning! Suddenly, I was sitting in a large puddle of my cum💦
maraff,
KentCock2017,
I_C_U,
MissAshlee,
captain__82 and 7 others, LOVEXXXPORN, lip2lip, risingmoonsunset, bluebayour6, Ecuadorean_guy, nosanity and Saturnfinger1 like this
Mon, 23-May-22 11:01 AM
(5 days ago)
I bought my wife a beautiful Slinky dress! She looks amazing going done the Stairs!
TopCat57,
EmuLater,
cmp304,
ksaint,
tugking70 and 7 others, nosanity, casstess, MissAshlee, I_C_U, Raven2005, Laphroaigh and MrsTrellis like this
Mon, 16-May-22 7:32 PM
(11 days ago)
30 days sober! I mean, not consecutively but over the years. Maybe... 😜
MrsTrellis,
MissAshlee,
maraff,
Bbaggins4321,
TopCat57 and 7 others, ksaint, Mr&MrsSmitten, Artistic, happyhumper69, PApda, Straightjimbo93 and nobozos like this
Mon, 16-May-22 2:32 PM
(11 days ago)
It might look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy
ksaint,
Relaxer,
Mr&MrsSmitten,
blacktiger1955,
Bbaggins4321 and 7 others, maraff, MissAshlee, MrsTrellis, luvtub, bluebayour6, PApda and Saturnfinger1 like this
Wed, 25-May-22 3:07 PM
(2 days ago)

I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger, but then it hit me.
Tue, 24-May-22 9:29 PM
(3 days ago)
"Sweet dreams are made of this, things we dream of but never get," Hey all : )
Fri, 20-May-22 3:29 AM
(8 days ago)
I'm on the home page 4 times

I love NN xx
Wed, 18-May-22 6:33 AM
(10 days ago)
Today has started better. It’s sunny and W3, Q4356. That’ll see me through until the emergency 9:30 meeting at least 😂
Tue, 17-May-22 12:48 AM
(11 days ago)
Just so you know, NASA has a satellite that has photographed Uranus and then had the audacity to post those pictures online
Sun, 15-May-22 4:48 PM
(12 days ago)
Is MissAshlee trying to woo me from across the pond with this shirt?
I 💗 it & her!
Sat, 14-May-22 6:04 PM
(13 days ago)

Alright I guess I have to make restrictions? Please do not save my pictures without my permission. Please do not post tributes or anything along those lines without my permission.
Sat, 14-May-22 5:38 PM
(13 days ago)
What an utterly gorgeous day. Big smiles all round - hope yours is equally fabulous 😊
Fri, 27-May-22 11:46 PM
(14 hours ago)
A 73 year old woman was in court yesterday for streaking at the Chelsea Flower show last week. She was let off with a caution but was awarded 1st prize for best dried bush arrangement.
Fri, 27-May-22 11:56 AM
(1 day ago)
oh i needed to make a different status, oops- 11 hours and 5 min till trivia! come win nudles or your name written on me
Fri, 27-May-22 10:22 AM
(1 day ago)
When I try to eat healthy a chocolate bar looks at me and Snickers
Fri, 27-May-22 7:45 AM
(1 day ago)
People ask me about my work as a nail tech. So, I posted a blog with samples.
It takes a lot of work, patience, dedication & money!
Wed, 25-May-22 9:00 PM
(2 days ago)

Occasionally, a true friend gives their paw not their hand
Tue, 24-May-22 11:56 AM
(4 days ago)
Drinks are on me! I had a pretty good poker trip 😏😉
Mon, 23-May-22 11:51 PM
(4 days ago)

Masterbating Monday, Bring the Mooooooooooon
Mon, 23-May-22 11:41 AM
(5 days ago)
A wife asks her husband, “Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6. A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
Sun, 22-May-22 9:29 PM
(5 days ago)
One day until my birthday 🎂 Send me sweet messages!
Sun, 22-May-22 9:06 PM
(5 days ago)
Thank god the foosball season is over, tomorrow we can get back to real games, like Wordle, Nurdle and for the sex obsessed.... Spurtle: D