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Wed, 28-Apr-21 1:00 AM (8 days ago)
I have been cleared for my first jab! I am excited!
Congratulations that's AWESOME! Thursday I'll be 2 weeks clear of my 2nd Pfizer dose, and excited to be able to see my folks for the first time in 14 months!
(8 days ago)
Nice one sexy! Had my second a couple of weeks ago, no bother at all
(7 days ago)
Great news you've been cleared for your first jab. I get my 2nd Jab on 28th May 
xx
xx
(1 day ago)
Tue, 4-May-21 10:32 PM (1 day ago)
whats the point in status if we cant comment on yours? your pics are getting 1000's of votes, whats not to be happy about that?? and who wants to be skin and bone anyway?? skinny isnt be all end all
Beans and porridge, that's worse than beans on Weetabix!!!
(1 day ago)
My splemdid wet & Messy vids are trple X rated and only for Premium Members 
(1 day ago)
* triple X rated...
(1 day ago)
In the Australian miltary. cooks were known as "tucker fuckers". I'm just glad Ravers was never a cook in the Oz military, he takes things far too literally.
(1 day ago)
flitterbee likes this
I agree with all your saying as why not allow people to respond here and what’s never a desirable thing than someone with beautiful curves to their bodies
(1 day ago)
Tue, 4-May-21 10:38 PM (1 day ago)
Probably is,we're all different and probably things I would change about but I am who am....Hello world it's a great day to be alive!☺☺☺💋💋💋
WOW haven't seen you in a long while,still loving that profile pic sexy...awwee thanks handsome
(1 day ago)
Hi Ginger! xx
(1 day ago)
Hi lovely Dana 
(1 day ago)
Hope all is well!! Hugs and spanks
(1 day ago)
AGR lady, the you you are, is a luscious you, eminating from your very core xx
(1 day ago)
Thu, 22-Apr-21 10:54 AM (13 days ago)
My friend Tony asked me not to keep saying his name backwards...I said Y not?
Mon, 3-May-21 5:47 AM (3 days ago)
hi, hi anyone remember me?
anyone remember me?
Hey Mya, I've missed you around this neck of the woods. Sure hope that you're doing well and living a spectacular life.
(2 days ago)
Hola Miss Mya!!!
(1 day ago)
Fri, 30-Apr-21 10:58 AM (5 days ago)
To me, ‘drink responsibly’ means don’t spill it.
I wpould rather spill the Beans than spill my 
(5 days ago)
Pegs not being the bean counter on that job Rav
(5 days ago)
I concur!
(5 days ago)
Sun, 25-Apr-21 4:06 PM (10 days ago)
Waking up to being eaten out , priceless.
would love to eat you out anytime 🥰
(10 days ago)
I've been woken up with my dick sucked - great way to start the day!
(10 days ago)
whipman-uk likes this
absolutely!
(10 days ago)
Lucky lady
(10 days ago)
Sat, 24-Apr-21 10:20 PM (11 days ago)
Just in case you're reading status, putting your xxxxxxxxxxxx, Instagram, Reddit and OnlyFans ID in your captions is a 100% guaranteed way to get your pics deleted
Wonder how much trouble I would get into at the border with a small generator and a freezer full of meat in the back of my truck?
(11 days ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
None. Just show em my profile pic and say it is for me 
(11 days ago)
Cmp, maybe you can use an ice cream truck, everybody likes ice cream.
(11 days ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
And a cast iron way to convince people your account is fake!
(11 days ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
Fri, 23-Apr-21 3:01 PM (12 days ago)
I was so caught up in the confusion of being premium to view my own photos, that I forgot to ask how everyone is doing. I hope well.
*not easy
(12 days ago)
Hi, I am doing well, and you? doing especially well since I just viewed your last post's. You are such a beautiful woman. Thank you for sharing
(12 days ago)
working on perfecting the art of semi productive retirement
(12 days ago)
prettygirl1976 likes this
Wed, 5-May-21 11:56 PM (6 hours ago)
I wanna be a Disney princess so random animals will help me with my housework...
two words "animal farm" (ok four words and some punctuation)
(6 hours ago)
DanajustDana likes this
It works for Disney princesses! 
(6 hours ago)
And, the random animals always get the house clean!
(6 hours ago)
Mon, 3-May-21 10:03 AM (2 days ago)
Wearing your face mask with your nose poking out is like wearing your underwear with your knob hanging out.
They probably cut the tips off condoms, as well.
(2 days ago)
We call them 'maskholes'
(2 days ago)
Fri, 30-Apr-21 8:43 AM (5 days ago)
Going back to my roots and playing waitress tomorrow night. Black button down and all.
Sun, 25-Apr-21 11:23 AM (10 days ago)
Happy Sunday
Got anything exciting planned?
(10 days ago)
Same to you (although our Sunday is almost done and dusted) 😊
(10 days ago)
And to you newgirl16
(10 days ago)
Right back atcha NG!
(10 days ago)
Wed, 28-Apr-21 10:26 PM (7 days ago)
I just realized I'm all alone in the house. Whatever shall I do?
I'm laughing at the *sound on* comment. No more ear buds.
(7 days ago)
Party on 😀
(3 days ago)
Love to probe you for some ideas
(3 days ago)
rescue a dog so you won't be lonely?
(3 days ago)
Tue, 27-Apr-21 4:58 PM (8 days ago)
And Today must be Tits Out Tuesday!
day is usually Friday 
I love looking at your beautiful little tits every day and if you want to make Tuesday a special day for us I would love that
(5 days ago)
Julieannfringe likes this
Mon, 26-Apr-21 9:29 PM (9 days ago)
Captain Morgan spiced sliced apple rum,looks so delicious and I don't even drink ...hi all
It was when I saw it in a commercial... Hi handsome
(9 days ago)
hi gorgeous, I just never looked at a liquid and had delicious thoughts, only ever gotten those thoughts from tasting a drink that is delicious LOL never from looking delicious
(9 days ago)
It was the way they did the commercial, you'd have to see it
(9 days ago)
and to be honest never really thought about it until reading this status AGR, so you have made me think things yet again gorgeous you are a treat for the mind
you are a treat for the mind
(9 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
AGR gorgeous I believe you and may just do a search for the add to see what you saw
(9 days ago)
Sat, 24-Apr-21 2:30 AM (12 days ago)
Good moaning everyone! You're all invited to my place for home made pizza for lunch today. We'll have pizza and a few beers while we watch the football.
We'll have pizza and a few beers while we watch the football.
Yeah, we've got a lot of our first choice players out, but that was pathetic.
(11 days ago)
What Football Club ?
(11 days ago)
last time I used my pizza stone it broke. thanks for reminding me I need to get another one
(11 days ago)
Never tried a Stone 
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(11 days ago)
from bedrock pizzeria...Fred and barney beat feet to eat there
(11 days ago)
Wed, 5-May-21 3:53 PM (14 hours ago)
It's Hump Day!!!!
Wed, 5-May-21 2:54 PM (15 hours ago)
So why is Artistic gagged? Calling out fakers? She brings more new paying members than anyone I've heard of in over a decade.
I agree with calling out the fakers. There are a few posters lately I'd like to see vetted.
(15 hours ago)
I have reported the obvious ones. Artistic has a real knack for it. I'll admit I sometimes have a problem looking past a nice pair of tits.
(15 hours ago)
I agree,I've PM'd NN but as the Rolling Stones song goes "I can't get no satisfaction"...hi thy
(11 hours ago)
And we thought taboo was just applicable to sex related stuff! 😜
(10 hours ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Wed, 5-May-21 8:51 AM (21 hours ago)
happy hump day evening to you all... or morning hope you all have a good one
hope you all have a good one
Tue, 4-May-21 3:52 PM (1 day ago)
May the Fourth be with you
Fire, years of Catholic church conditioned response?
(1 day ago)
closely followed by sink da mayo .... da day ya eat heaps a mayo 
(1 day ago)
Hahaha..... actually I am Baptist but lots of Catholic friends
(1 day ago)
Fri, 30-Apr-21 3:43 PM (5 days ago)
I'm vaccinated, but I'm not sure if I'm ready to go back to hiding my facial expressions.
Wed, 28-Apr-21 6:13 PM (7 days ago)
Before coffee, I hate people. After coffee, I feel alright about hating people.
Sounds about right these days...hey chit kotc
(7 days ago)
Hullo sweet AGR. *kotc* How are ya? Whats new and exciting?
(7 days ago)
I hate Coffee but I m pretty sure I hate most people more
(7 days ago)
I am good and nothing new and exciting,is there anything new and exciting with you?
(7 days ago)
Bul, I also like tea. Lemon ginger, vanilla chai, etc etc. AGR, well, I had a swarm of honey bees come by me so close that I could have buried my arm in them. Was quite thrilling.
(7 days ago)
Sun, 25-Apr-21 10:42 AM (10 days ago)
Thought I’d post a joke about Sodium… but then I thought Na…….
Sat, 24-Apr-21 9:57 AM (11 days ago)
Think it’s time I treat myself to some new lingerie 😜
Wed, 5-May-21 9:31 PM (9 hours ago)
Thank you again everyone for likes and your comments. I’m overwhelmed, friend me pm me and just wow thank you all so much
Your welcome
(9 hours ago)
Hi beautiful Canadian🌹 thank you for appreciating the comments, you deserve them. You're very kind.
(5 hours ago)
As long as you're overwhelmed and not overcum, that's really good news.
(3 hours ago)
It's like they say in the L'oreal ads.. you're worth it.😉 And you're Canadian... is there something in the water that makes Canadian women so beautiful, and hot?
(1 hour ago)
Wed, 5-May-21 2:24 AM (1 day ago)
Just rejoined as a preimum member
Congrats and enjoy!
(1 day ago)
Welcome back, enjoy!
(1 day ago)
Yee haw. Thanks for helping NN keep the lights on
(1 day ago)
Tue, 4-May-21 9:17 AM (1 day ago)
wow, quiet night in here tonight, must be the excitement of it being hump day tomorrow ... good evening sexies
Mon, 3-May-21 6:28 PM (2 days ago)
Can’t believe I have just pulled a muscle trying to take a sexy pic... ouch 🙈🙈😂
I have to pull on my hard love muscle every time I look at your pics❤️
(2 days ago)
^ Hallmark card moment of the day: )
(2 days ago)
Happy to offer a free massage xxx
(1 day ago)
Jacked my back up walking yesterday!! Hope I can jack today in pain 🤣🤣🤣
(1 day ago)
Ive down that many times! Lol
(1 day ago)
Sat, 1-May-21 9:17 PM (4 days ago)
Remember, before the internet, when we'd go to the record store and ask for a certain record but we weren't sure of the artist so we'd just make mouth sounds to imitate the song? Yea, me neither.
Remember before the internet the best record store was the one that sold pipes and bongs and always smelled like Nag Champa and your parents forbid you to go there?
(4 days ago)
MitchandDaisy likes this
I do, but then I roamed the earth when beatles were young
(3 days ago)
you could find a pay phone (working/not working)
(3 days ago)
Fri, 30-Apr-21 6:37 PM (5 days ago)
I followed the smell, it led me to this passenger with a bag of fried chicken & chips! 
Dare I say, I'm only sat here for the food. 😜
Thu, 29-Apr-21 7:26 AM (6 days ago)
Pretty certain I’ve been constantly wet since signing up to NN 💦💦
me too, really sick of this rain and I should probably go inside
(6 days ago)
secret_slut69 likes this
if you are constantly wet , i would be between your legs tasting your juices all day
(2 days ago)
Pics - or it didn't happeNN
(2 days ago)
Mon, 26-Apr-21 8:31 PM (9 days ago)
Just looking for fun!
Mon, 26-Apr-21 3:37 AM (10 days ago)
There are some lovely pictures on the Homepage. ...one especially juslurkin
Thank you for your red hot comment, Adele! Anytime ... 😊😉
(10 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Hey flitter with the sexy profile and hey juss, avec plaisir
and hey juss, avec plaisir
(9 days ago)
Hey adele with secier profile pic
(9 days ago)
Fri, 23-Apr-21 1:03 PM (12 days ago)
Check me out I’m still awake
really efficient at Friday sounds better go with that
(12 days ago)
Nearly midnight miss m... got any plans for bedtime? I'll write you a story if you like. 😊What? Of course it'll be a dirty one, you can't get off on a clean one... (off to sleep, silly..)
(12 days ago)
MissMolly why you up so late? When you do go to bed..... sweet dreams
(12 days ago)
I really should check you out more often! 😜
(12 days ago)
Nope, but feel free to check me out, as I’m having a rather large glass of wine
(7 days ago)
Wed, 5-May-21 8:09 AM (22 hours ago)
My wife said to me, “Our new neighbour always kisses his wife when he goes to work, why don’t you do that?” I said, “How can I? I don’t even know her.”
Tue, 4-May-21 4:02 PM (1 day ago)
It takes a special kind of stupid to post a video of masturbation with an infant next to you on the bed. Some shouldn't be allowed to reproduce!!
Fucking yikes. That's a "I don't want to live on this planet anymore" meme smacking you in the face.
(1 day ago)
WTF is wrong with people??
(1 day ago)
(1 day ago)
Fire_brand I think that is an insult to stupid people
(1 day ago)
And this is why I'm glad IP addresses are captured during upload of all content. Hopefully something is done about it.
(1 day ago)
Tue, 4-May-21 1:15 AM (2 days ago)
I'm always thinking one step ahead...like a...carpenter that builds stairs...
You didn't start by taking out the rug? 
(2 days ago)
Meh, ts'all good, you're just ahead of your time. Teal bear rugs will be all the rage in the near-future. 
(2 days ago)
Sun, 2-May-21 7:27 PM (3 days ago)
Do you feel instant happiness when refilling the transparent soap dispenser with two liquid soaps of different colors? Yea me neither.
Oh no it's just Wal Mart soap, not that fancy Oh Sea Dee stuff...hehe
(3 days ago)
glad you lied, soooo much fun for me too
(3 days ago)
Thrilling 😀so cool
(3 days ago)
Sun, 2-May-21 3:01 PM (3 days ago)
Cuming so hard you can taste colors. Yea. Great orgsams , Very great.
Thu, 29-Apr-21 9:55 AM (6 days ago)
Busy, Busy, Busy!
Thu, 29-Apr-21 5:25 AM (7 days ago)
Feeling so fucking horny, I've got my legs spread cum dripping down my pussy into my ass cheeks I'm going , fuck me
time to work that box💦💦
(6 days ago)
Thu, 29-Apr-21 2:44 AM (7 days ago)
A few new pics up.
Wed, 28-Apr-21 7:58 PM (7 days ago)
Happy Humpday!!!
Mon, 26-Apr-21 2:11 AM (10 days ago)
Posting some more pics right now!
Sun, 25-Apr-21 11:10 AM (10 days ago)
need cum in my holes
Which one
(10 days ago)
Every hole is a goal
(10 days ago)
I would like to fill your holes daily! I need empty my balls every morning and you look as ideal partner for it
(9 days ago)
Every hole deserves to be filled.
(8 days ago)
You'll never fix your drive way like that.
(8 days ago)
Sat, 24-Apr-21 11:19 AM (11 days ago)
Dogs can’t operate MRI scanners but catscan.
Sat, 24-Apr-21 6:14 AM (12 days ago)
remember people
there be a few people around here with eyes like that
(12 days ago)
Damn tryin to find my readin' glasses......check out flit's TOF from yesterday and the soapy one next to it you may develop blurry vision orblood loss to the brain.......jus sayin'
(12 days ago)
Quit talking about me FB....lol!
(12 days ago)
Sat, 24-Apr-21 2:08 AM (12 days ago)
I'm so excited to play with my new toy I can hardly stand it.
Thu, 22-Apr-21 6:02 PM (13 days ago)
How bad do you want to see me play with my pussy?
What kind of cat have you got?
(13 days ago)
Will my credit card information be secure?
(13 days ago)
Wonderful fairy, I would like to play with you and your gorgeous pussy personaly
(12 days ago)
love to watch you play very much 🥰🥰
(10 days ago)
Will do anything you want to watch you play! Xx
(8 days ago)