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Mon, 20-Mar-23 9:28 AM (5 days ago)
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I'm verified now and my pics have been approved. WOO HOO!
You are as Beautiful, as I pitucher
(5 days ago)
thetinymilf likes this
Great pics Tina!
(5 days ago)
thetinymilf likes this
Congrats on getting ID verified 👏smile
(5 days ago)
thetinymilf and smitten4u like this
An very nice pics too
(5 days ago)
thetinymilf likes this
congrats. very sexy
(5 days ago)
Wed, 22-Mar-23 9:33 PM (3 days ago)
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I wish NN had a lil game room...like poker or word games we could all play together.
bounce
(2 days ago)
captain__82 and tugking70 like this
NN pool room
(2 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
that's a great idea!
(2 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Nope gotta
(2 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
<puts in a reservation for trivia night ;p
(2 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Tue, 14-Mar-23 9:56 AM (11 days ago)
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Survived treatment! Two infusions left then onto in-home treatments. Thank y'all for leaving encouraging comments and msgs!!
Glad to hear. Keep a positive attitude it really helps.
(11 days ago)
EmuLater and zippermilf6 like this
Hang in there and get well soon! xoxo
(11 days ago)
EmuLater and zippermilf6 like this
happy to hear you came out of it on the better side of life .
(11 days ago)
zippermilf6 likes this
How are your veins holding up? Sounds positive! X
(11 days ago)
zippermilf6 likes this
I have a Hickman line (type of central line) so my veins get some respite. smile
(9 days ago)
MellieK likes this
Fri, 17-Mar-23 3:53 AM (9 days ago)
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One thing I know is that you can NEVER have a better friend than Artistic, if she is your friend you are doubly lucky, hope you are having fun my friend 😊 🌞 ☀️ 🌤
Hoping you're having the best time, Artie. heart
(8 days ago)
Laphroaigh likes this
Oops. Hello, Adele. smile
(8 days ago)
*tries to hug all the lovely people in this status heart
(8 days ago)
Ooohh hello stranger 💋 😘
(7 days ago)
Hi JG smile
(7 days ago)
Thu, 23-Mar-23 10:52 AM (2 days ago)
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💕🌹 to my friends love
I can’t think of many that are more deserving of such pampering.
(2 days ago)
Artistic likes this
So when's the next meeting?
(2 days ago)
Jagged_Edges and Artistic like this
*hugs arty tight again
(2 days ago)
Artistic likes this
im getting cottage suggestions,,, quiet retreats grin
(2 days ago)
MellieK likes this
this makes me so happy heart
(2 days ago)
Artistic likes this
Wed, 22-Mar-23 1:35 AM (4 days ago)
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Just letting you know that the book, "Understanding Women," is now out in paperback.
and that was just volume 1 grin
(3 days ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
You nailed it, urway. smile It depends on how it does at retail, Emu. wink
(3 days ago)
urwayhot likes this
I probably won't be around to read it, Relaxer. wink
(3 days ago)
Hi, mojo. Best work out to make sure you can pick it up,
(3 days ago)
Laph and Jag, LOL
(3 days ago)
Mon, 20-Mar-23 10:23 PM (5 days ago)
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When at the supermarket, I always pick the cashier who’s most likely to have sex with me. Always end up at self-checkout.
Hi Emu smile
(5 days ago)
LOVEXXXPORN and EmuLater like this
At least you score every time.
(5 days ago)
LOVEXXXPORN and EmuLater like this
Unexpected person at the de bagging area
(5 days ago)
It's much quicker and less stressful
(5 days ago)
LOVEXXXPORN, shy28boy and EmuLater like this
that's too funny, LOL, big smile
(5 days ago)
EmuLater likes this
Sun, 19-Mar-23 7:18 PM (6 days ago)
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Today is my last day of omelette making class, it's my final eggs ham
Sounds delicious 😋 haha.
(6 days ago)
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
Eggcellent!
(6 days ago)
Jagged_Edges and smitten4u like this
I'm egging you on for a entree panty 🐣
(5 days ago)
Sun, 19-Mar-23 2:26 AM (7 days ago)
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Holy shit! I just noticed that I have a 15 year badge now LOL
Oh really?
(6 days ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
I didn't know it was that long lol
(6 days ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
Yep, I hovered over your shield. 14.5 years.
(6 days ago)
And I’ve known you for at least 10 of those
(6 days ago)
EmuLater and happyhumper69 like this
My other self would've had one, but I think it's coming up soon. High Five Humps...you did it!!
(6 days ago)
Wed, 22-Mar-23 4:15 PM (3 days ago)
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I don’t understand the hate lazy people get. They didn’t do anything.
ohohoh,,,they collect dust....laugh
(3 days ago)
smitten4u and EmuLater like this
Same here. People are always down on me for procrastinating. One of these days I'll call them out for it.
(3 days ago)
smitten4u and EmuLater like this
I could come up with a witty, intelligent response to this status, bit I can't be bothered
(2 days ago)
EmuLater likes this
Sat, 25-Mar-23 6:00 PM (12 hours ago)
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i now have my very own power pole and almost have my own working transformer heart also a sheriff just randomly came to my house today. didnt get out or stay for long, but he better not! what a weekend!
Seems like the new Pixie Hollow is well on it's way to completion smile
(10 hours ago)
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Laphroaigh likes this
My new neighbors are moving in next weekend. It took 16 months to complete their build. Hope yours goes more quickly, Ash!!
(6 hours ago)
MissAshlee likes this
i hope they are nice neighbors!
(6 hours ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
They are! Long story, but I kinda chose them. 😊
(6 hours ago)
MissAshlee likes this
Thu, 23-Mar-23 5:37 PM (2 days ago)
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It is easier to destroy than it is to create.
well.. lucky me I love to fix things laugh
(2 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
damn.. I lost the sexy wrestling.. -.-
(2 days ago)
*missed
(2 days ago)
Matter is neither created nor destroyed. ~ The Law of Conservation of Mass.
(2 days ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
Is it a pleasure to create while destruction can be only a matter of dispar ?
(2 days ago)
Wed, 15-Mar-23 4:23 PM (10 days ago)
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That's why we call it CAT5 cable.
(10 days ago)
The other pretty kitty at Pixie Hollow.. a little more furry too..winkheart
(10 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
Thu, 23-Mar-23 6:29 PM (2 days ago)
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A busy week over and I’m having a pre-dinner bath because somebody got cum in my hair! 😜
I had to read that a few times, Ash lol
(2 days ago)
Wonders which " somebody "...blushing
(2 days ago)
pics or it didn't happen! tee hee hee!
(1 day ago)
The cum in the hair or the bath?
(1 day ago)
“Is that hair gel?”
(1 day ago)
Mon, 20-Mar-23 11:11 AM (5 days ago)
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Fox News is a “news organization” in the same way a urinal cake is a “cake”
Fox "news" is Not News
(5 days ago)
Faux News
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MrsTrellis and randome07 like this
Is there any honest and proffessional U.S.A news network in exsetence ?
(5 days ago)
Fox "Entertainment" <<< key word
(5 days ago)
MitchandDaisy and randome07 like this
Don’t watch that or any other news. No tv, no newspapers (like they still exist) don’t care. If/when the world ends I’m sure someone will call me or I’ll figure it out.
(5 days ago)
Mon, 20-Mar-23 6:38 AM (5 days ago)
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Hey NN, quit it with the "new" video chat pop-ups. It's very annoying
Pardon me Capt...Did you sort out as to being a Mod ? ? ?
(5 days ago)
As premium, I also get these pop ups. along with them was an ace renewal offer. I applied but NN sent a ruest for payment in $. Of course I've got £. I had one rather confused Bank calling me...:ee
(5 days ago)
mojo75nz likes this
I have stamp collection as far as I know it's still legal tender lol
(5 days ago)
Pete_from_Aus likes this
Hi mojo...My stamp collection has recently become not valid. We has a chance to exchange them for the new ones who have funny robot comp sqiggles on them thumbdown
(5 days ago)
aye cap'n!
(5 days ago)
Tue, 14-Mar-23 7:19 PM (11 days ago)
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Weird, I must have used a banned word.
(11 days ago)
Hey Ash xx
(11 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
Timber app. That's hilarious. 😂😂
(11 days ago)
I realized the joke is about the timber app, but I took this to different ways either you are logging in or you’re looking for a wood :lol:
(11 days ago)
Jersey__Girl and MissAshlee like this
The go-to site to arrange a treesome.
(11 days ago)
Mon, 13-Mar-23 7:33 PM (12 days ago)
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Nutritionists agree: Eat pussy. It's organic. blush
I'm sorely lacking in my daily intake of "vitamin P".
(12 days ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
I had no idea I
(12 days ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
ffs! been eating healthy all these years ;p
(12 days ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
Imagine that, Jag. LOL
(11 days ago)
I feel your pain, Saturn. I went so long without Vitamin C I thought I'd get scurvy. wink
(11 days ago)
Saturnfinger1 likes this
Mon, 13-Mar-23 1:04 AM (13 days ago)
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The only good thing I have to say about the time change is that my car clock is right again
I wish I could figure out how to get the cup of coffee to go away on my cluster read out...... or maybe, I'm just that shitty of a driver.............
(13 days ago)
juicy likes this
^^^^ Duct tape usually works.
(13 days ago)
tugking70 and juicy like this
are you driving a VCR Saturn?
(13 days ago)
But my microwave is wrong now....
(13 days ago)
That would explain why my gears are play, pause, rewind.
(12 days ago)
Fri, 24-Mar-23 7:56 PM (1 day ago)
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I find it extra icky when men who have a women hating fetish pretend to be women. Just a pet peeve.
As far as pretending goes, I got sucked into a large gallery earlier and found the same pic 9 times, and that was just 1 pic. The whole gallery is all reposts and it's a mod account
(1 day ago)
owbiglineman likes this
*surprised pikachu face*
(1 day ago)
smitten4u likes this
Hello's Ash heart smile Acting Mr Ashlee here., posing as a Raven ! ! ! grin
(1 day ago)
Can ravens have belly button piercings? tongue and hi ravers!
(1 day ago)
emmmm.....I would rather not try to find out..eek
(1 day ago)
Mon, 20-Mar-23 8:27 PM (5 days ago)
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You are the only exception...... And I'm on my way to believing heart
surely is a superlucky exception! smile
(5 days ago)
Hi beautiful heart
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Faith these days is exceptional
(5 days ago)
This status has me thinking of that Journey song "Don't stop Believing"
(5 days ago)
I like the sound of "I'm on my way to believing", MissA. heart
(4 days ago)
Mon, 20-Mar-23 8:03 PM (5 days ago)
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I can't believe all the comments, likes and so on that I'm getting. Thank you everyone!
your welcome very much deserved
(5 days ago)
You deserve every one of them
(5 days ago)
urwayhot likes this
It's an absolute pleasure to see you!
(5 days ago)
urwayhot likes this
Sounds like a win-win situation, you like the comments, we enjoy the pictures
(4 days ago)
urwayhot likes this
Mon, 20-Mar-23 8:14 AM (5 days ago)
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My wife has banned me from making any more breakfast puns. She says if I make any more I’m toast.
That was an upper crust joke....let's see if you can do butter tomorrow....and no loafing......
(5 days ago)
Mr_Vein, EmuLater and randome07 like this
You will be in a jam.
(5 days ago)
is your wife Lady Marmalade?
(5 days ago)
oh no! now you're lack toast intolerant grin
(5 days ago)
EmuLater, Mr_Vein and lennynatural like this
Must be a cereal offender
(5 days ago)
Sun, 19-Mar-23 6:51 PM (6 days ago)
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After years since I joined, now I'm back. I uploaded my license. Damn if I know why!? So, I guess that has to get approved and then I'll post more pics.
I hope so too. I have so many pics to upload.
(6 days ago)
KiwiPic likes this
Oooo Looking forward to themgrin
(6 days ago)
thetinymilf likes this
Can’t wait, you look delicious,
(6 days ago)
thetinymilf and urwayhot like this
I love the sound of thetinymilf.... and the sight of you heart Looking forward to seeing more. Welcome back!
(5 days ago)
thetinymilf likes this
welcome back on board! grin
(5 days ago)
Sun, 19-Mar-23 4:40 AM (7 days ago)
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I’m back!
Cool
(6 days ago)
thank God, you have been missed....
(6 days ago)
Hello smile
(6 days ago)
Hello Back smile
(6 days ago)
randome07 likes this
yay you've been missed
(5 days ago)
NN
Sat, 18-Mar-23 6:26 PM (7 days ago)
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NN is improving fast, thanks to our team & your feedback. But we need your help to keep it up. Consider becoming a premium member to access exclusive features & support us. Thanks!
If you're taking suggestions, I have one. It would be nice to show you already voted on a pic when you click on it. Sometimes I forget I already liked a pic, then when I vote, I essentially unlike it
(4 days ago)
whaaat? are you sure?? then I spent the last year liking and disliking photos O.o
(4 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
You can't unlike a pic. You can click like again if you revisit the pic, it doesn't count, but it does come up in the person's notifications each time.
(4 days ago)
Jagged_Edges and smitten4u like this
I've even bookmarked some pics so I can like them several times to show how much I like them through their notifications.
(4 days ago)
Jagged_Edges and smitten4u like this
^yep...smitty...look at the number of votes before you click like...if the number goes up,your vote is registered as you voted...if it doesn't go up it just means you already votes
(4 days ago)
smitten4u and EmuLater like this
Fri, 17-Mar-23 2:25 AM (9 days ago)
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She asked me to stop and get some braunschweiger. That's when I took a turn for the wurst...
Yes, brats are good wurst. Lenny is fine, how are the Smitts?
(9 days ago)
I think I can speak for her too and proclaim we are both sexually satisfied and exhausted, lol.
(9 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
Refresh yourselves with a wurst and a beer. Don't forget the mustard.
(9 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
Road trip and a night with music family coupled with much needed hangover sex. Got a belly full of sausage, pasta and marinara. Sleep will come soon, but I do have a beer next to me!
(9 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
I do like a clever play on words 👍
(8 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
Thu, 23-Mar-23 8:28 PM (2 days ago)
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I finally was able to open my shoe store for only large-sized shoes. Let me tell you, it was no small feet.
hahahahaha too effing funny, love it, big smile
(2 days ago)
I'd be a tree dwelling fool with those toes
(2 days ago)
GottaBeMe and Laphroaigh like this
laugh
(2 days ago)
GottaBeMe, smitten4u and Raven2005 like this
I arched my brow when I read this, and I don’t want to be callous, but certainly you may have stuck your foot in your mouth.
(2 days ago)
I may have been able to years ago, but I'm not as flexible now lol
(2 days ago)
Thu, 23-Mar-23 11:15 AM (2 days ago)
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Peruvian owls always hunt in pairs…Because they are Inca hoots.
Bravo sir
(2 days ago)
spunky4u and GottaBeMe like this
LOL
(2 days ago)
..polite golf clap..........
(2 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Mon, 20-Mar-23 12:34 PM (5 days ago)
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Not gonna let em catch me no, not gonna let em catch the midnight rider....
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(5 days ago)
I love Africa by toto remake by Moracchioli grin
(5 days ago)
That IS a good one Lap 💯
(5 days ago)
love that song
(5 days ago)
That guy can make anything a cool metal cover for sure..
(5 days ago)
Mon, 20-Mar-23 8:51 AM (5 days ago)
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👀W4, Q5437. Hi & Bye. Have a fabulous day! 👋
Hello Word Gamers! W3. Q5467
(5 days ago)
W:6 (phew) - Q:768X .. and it's raining -.- morning everyone!
(5 days ago)
big smile, wink xxx
(5 days ago)
MitchandDaisy and Laphroaigh like this
W6!
(5 days ago)
Hi lovely Gottasmile
(5 days ago)
Laphroaigh likes this
Sun, 19-Mar-23 8:05 PM (6 days ago)
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All smiles. Except for the proximity of Monday morning.
yeah yeah I know thx but when you said that in italian embarassment/awkwardness is always linked with shivers
(6 days ago)
Jagged_Edges likes this
kinda like if you eat a sour lemon and you make that gesture while your eyes close and your lips suck your cheeks in LOL
(6 days ago)
Laphroaigh likes this
true but not cold shivers like I thought at first...
(6 days ago)
all shivers makes nipples hard XD
(6 days ago)
I'll have to check my nipples next time grin
(6 days ago)
Laphroaigh likes this
Fri, 17-Mar-23 8:56 PM (8 days ago)
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I'm reading this horror book in braille, something really bad is about to happen, I can feel it.
Thu, 16-Mar-23 11:55 AM (9 days ago)
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I was kidnapped by mimes once…. They did unspeakable things to me.
Sat, 25-Mar-23 7:52 PM (10 hours ago)
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Just got to get through tonight and then two days off. smile
You got this!
(10 hours ago)
prettygirl1976 and Laphroaigh like this
What is.... What a school bell says on Fridays nights?!
(10 hours ago)
prettygirl1976 likes this
You look pretty hot on your (clothes)off days pg😈😉.. Is that a hint?
(8 hours ago)
prettygirl1976 likes this
(Clothes)off days like this...heart
(1 hour ago)
Sat, 25-Mar-23 2:05 AM (1 day ago)
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Ban pre-shredded cheese. Make America grate again.
OMG. That is brilliant!
(1 day ago)
maga is cheesy, I'll take the pre-shred!!!
(1 day ago)
Pre-shredded cheese does not taste as good as cheese I grate myself. It’s the anti clumping stuff like cellulose powder
(1 day ago)
Tue, 21-Mar-23 11:49 AM (4 days ago)
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- - A big congrats to SEB - 200.000 profile views - 5 more needed - -
Laph, did you see what I wrote on SEB's profile?
(4 days ago)
You're all like hungry dogs fighting over a bone lol...But thank you smile
(4 days ago)
Congrats, SEB. Are you giving a Toblerone to number 200,000?
(4 days ago)
It's like that old gag.. 'ninety-nine... a hundred... change hands!' wink Well done SEB, couldn't happen to a SexierEnglishBabe. xxheart
(4 days ago)
No chance of that happening, JG lol
(3 days ago)
Jagged_Edges likes this
Tue, 21-Mar-23 8:07 AM (4 days ago)
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I’m writing a book about hurricanes and tornadoes. It’s only a draft at the moment.
I'm a big fan on those colouring books 👍 lol make sure you add the crayons to
(4 days ago)
EmuLater and Pete_from_Aus like this
If it does well perhaps they’ll take you on a whirlwind book signing tour.
(4 days ago)
I wrote a book about lightning once...people found it shocking.
(4 days ago)
Tried to write a book about that,but something blew the light out...ohmy
(4 days ago)
<wondering if this is that start of a fart innuendo
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Tue, 21-Mar-23 12:48 AM (5 days ago)
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Been one of those long ass days. Never quite understood what a "long ass day" originated from so I leave it here tonight for y'all. Good night and hug everyone you can, even that guy....✌🏼
You hug that guy! Sleep well smile
(5 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
Finnish comedian Ismo's piece about learning of the multiple uses of 'ass' in English is excellent!
(5 days ago)
ksaint and smitten4u like this
But what if I am, that guy................
(5 days ago)
juicy and smitten4u like this
Then I might have an erotic dream of you and smitt hugging wink
(5 days ago)
Fri, 17-Mar-23 8:15 AM (8 days ago)
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Happy St Patrick’s day - whether you’re Irish or not. 🥃
Guinness, Smithwicks, Irish Whisky in 11 hours when I get home from work. Until then, sober…work…ugh.
(8 days ago)
Back at ya Damian!
(8 days ago)
Hello Santa Baby 💋 😘
(8 days ago)
Me (of Irish decent) to young lady: Do you have any Irish in you? Young lady: No. Me: Well do you want some???? 🤣🤣🤣
(8 days ago)
Erin go braless, D. laugh
(8 days ago)
2knude likes this
Thu, 16-Mar-23 6:18 PM (9 days ago)
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Just opened a Brewdog Black Heart Stout. I like it. smile
It was the first time I've seen it so thought I'd give it a go.
(9 days ago)
ksaint and lennynatural like this
Sounds very quaffable. Couldn't see it in Sainsbugs, but Double Hazy @ 7.2 ABV and 7.95 / ltr could be interesting
(9 days ago)
I prefer to keep to below 4.5.
(9 days ago)
Not that into stout,however I do like the occassional Guiness..smile
(9 days ago)
Ah ok. That works with Guinness Original but rules out their Foreign Extra. A hefty 7.5 smile
(9 days ago)
Wed, 15-Mar-23 7:02 PM (10 days ago)
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Give him time to catch up...
(9 days ago)
I haven't got 3 months to wait
(9 days ago)
You off somewhere exciting?
(9 days ago)
A Giant Bar of Swiss MilkaMMMAX Choco-Swing for SEB ! ! ! grin
(9 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
I wish i was
(9 days ago)
Thu, 23-Mar-23 10:07 AM (2 days ago)
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Thursday's Wordle 5 (Started well but too many options at the end); Quordle 5, 3, 7, 4. ~ Morning all. smile