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Tue, 27-Jul-21 6:46 AM (8 days ago)
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5 year badge! Wow and nearly a thousand pics. I feel like there should be cake Xx
I have some cupcakes, will that do lovely Persephone?...smile
(8 days ago)
Persephone_brown and Drives62 like this
Always a reason for cake 😘
(8 days ago)
Mine283 likes this
Mmmmmmm classy butcake
(8 days ago)
congratz sexy's :kisses: xxx
(8 days ago)
What? there's no cake?,after 5 years? I love cake.
(7 days ago)
Mon, 2-Aug-21 2:49 AM (3 days ago)
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Flower photo challenge winner is....
Hello Gotta smile smile xxoo………Congratulations
(3 days ago)
undisclosedid1 and GottaBeMe like this
Congrats Gotta! Truly an Amazingly Sensuous & Sexy Entry! Very Well deserving of the win!!! 😊
(2 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Speech
(2 days ago)
GottaBeMe and undisclosedid1 like this
Congrats, gbm. clap
(5 hours ago)
undisclosedid1 likes this
Nice flowers... wink Congratulations GBMmmmmmm! smile
(4 hours ago)
undisclosedid1 likes this
Tue, 3-Aug-21 1:34 PM (1 day ago)
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If you need to pretend then why bother...real is where it's at, accept yourself for who you are and move on, the only one you need to impress is yourself.smilesmile
Oops… Agr, it’s the little things in life that are important, we just forget to appreciate what those little things are, that mean so much to other species.. try it next time you’re a passenger lol
(1 day ago)
Sorry but my husband would never take me anywhere ever again crying
(1 day ago)
good or bad i'm me LOL
(1 day ago)
Hey lunatic luv smilewink💋heart
(1 day ago)
hey ginger heart smile
(1 day ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Tue, 3-Aug-21 9:56 PM (1 day ago)
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*51 notifications* Hey, I'm popular !!!
I see the similarities between, bastion, and Basil! LOL
(1 day ago)
Fuck me sideways!! It's up to 50 now FFS!
(1 day ago)
DanajustDana likes this
don't people start to melt at that temp unsure
(1 day ago)
ohh notifications never mind smile
(1 day ago)
As always big Lenny
(18 hours ago)
Wed, 28-Jul-21 1:04 AM (8 days ago)
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So. I went to donate blood yesterday. It will be the last time, so many questions! "Where did you get it? Whose is it? Why is it in a bucket? '' freak
never donate blood after drinking beer...did that in college..went to the movies after and thought JAWS was the greatest comedy ever
(8 days ago)
LOL
(8 days ago)
Jeez, you'd think they'd just be happy to get what they asked for. rolleyes
(8 days ago)
The: "Have you ever paid for sex" question always gets me...... side note that the reference that I don't pay for sex, I pay them to leave comment does not go over well in that scenario wink
(8 days ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
They wont take my blood. Maybe I should try the bucket thing grin
(8 days ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
Sat, 24-Jul-21 1:12 AM (12 days ago)
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Pretty cool. The CBC is broadcasting the Olympics in 12 languages including 8 indigenous languages and ASL
I’ve tried the new chat room….it’s not like the old pit days
(12 days ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
Sadly, no, it isn't.
(12 days ago)
Didn’t figure I would be missed! I have climbed into bed. G’night!
(12 days ago)
Oh well….c’est la vie
(12 days ago)
Sweet dreams juju xxxxxx
(12 days ago)
Sun, 1-Aug-21 2:20 AM (4 days ago)
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Homemade pizza with sausage and homegrown peppers, oh heck yes!!!
Well, Dana, salad can be pretty good. (thinks about the old Honeymooners episode where Ralph and Ed came back from bowling with a big pizza, Alice comes in and stops Ralph from eating any pizza,
(4 days ago)
DanajustDana and bluebayour6 like this
instead gives him a salad. There he is with his salad and Ed is waving the pizza around..........)
(4 days ago)
DanajustDana and bluebayour6 like this
Is that show still on?
(4 days ago)
Not that I know of, you might try the tube channel. I have the DVD set.
(4 days ago)
DanajustDana likes this
Did you buy the oven Lenny 🤪
(3 days ago)
Sat, 31-Jul-21 7:14 PM (4 days ago)
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Suck my Titties Saturday , fk yes
- - Luv 2 - then ?? mmmmm - -
(4 days ago)
That has a nice ring to it
(4 days ago)
See you there PApda 👍
(4 days ago)
PApda and bluebayour6 like this
Saturday and every day
(4 days ago)
Does "Bare em and share em" work in this instance? tongue
(4 days ago)
Thu, 29-Jul-21 5:27 PM (6 days ago)
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Hellooooooooo? Morning/afternoon/evening, those of you status dwellers still around.
Nah raff. More of a blue tit
(6 days ago)
Apology accepted. Another time to watch your tits jiggle as you spank
(6 days ago)
<< missed out on all the spanking here while I was gone ...
(6 days ago)
Relaxer likes this
would accept you as a worthy substitute spanker roadtrip
(6 days ago)
roadtrip2021 likes this
And to think all this started because I asked one question
(6 days ago)
roadtrip2021 likes this
Thu, 29-Jul-21 12:47 PM (6 days ago)
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I need some action
Who doesn’t at times really?
(6 days ago)
I got some last week but ready to go again x
(6 days ago)
You know what a dream t'would be!!!! smile
(6 days ago)
if you want some old cock call me I am just up the road.
(6 days ago)
Take me to the sex swing and show me the ropes 😉
(6 days ago)
Wed, 28-Jul-21 10:40 AM (7 days ago)
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I can’t stress this enough! Get out of your hometown. Even if it’s not forever. Travel! See the world. There is more to life than the same 10 people and the same 2 bars.
Done all the travelling, seen loads & got all the t shirts etc and you're wrong,rather 'ave the ten good mates and a guarantee of a good pint any day . *nods*
(7 days ago)
Yes sir I agree spunky
(7 days ago)
"To travel is to discover that everybody is wrong about foreign countries" Aldous Huxley . I was lucky enough to travel the world in my past career, I loved every minute.
(7 days ago)
lip2lip likes this
I can't imagine a town with ten people, much less one so big it has two bars!
(7 days ago)
DanajustDana likes this
2 bars for 10 people, they gotta be party animals!
(7 days ago)
DanajustDana and lip2lip like this
Mon, 26-Jul-21 12:56 PM (9 days ago)
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It's going to be a hot one here in Pittsburgh. I will be happy once Fall is here-my favorite season. Have a great day, everyone! smile
Definitely stay hydrated and as cool as possible.
(9 days ago)
prettygirl1976 likes this
I so hope the forecast for the weekend comes true… looks awesome
(9 days ago)
prettygirl1976 likes this
the Pacific Northwest has become death valley
(9 days ago)
Yes it is, I'm in Pittsburgh too and it's definitely muggy out there. It's supposed to hit 90 tomorrow.
(9 days ago)
prettygirl1976 likes this
Leafy suburbs would disagree
(9 days ago)
prettygirl1976 likes this
Sun, 25-Jul-21 5:46 PM (10 days ago)
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Been a member for 9 years, posting a status or reading other’s very rarely.. recently though, I’ve found myself being drawn to status feed, purely for the nice and funny bunch of people on here! 😊
Nuffink about lip service either raff
(10 days ago)
Never crossed my mind,relaxer
(10 days ago)
Relaxer likes this
Better closed, than sealed… that’s a costly operation
(10 days ago)
Relaxer likes this
Pussy ops are catastrophic
(10 days ago)
thatfeeling likes this
I agree I really enjoy status
(10 days ago)
thatfeeling likes this
Fri, 23-Jul-21 10:17 AM (12 days ago)
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Two Mafia hit-men are walking deep into a forest in the middle of the night. One of them says, "I gotta admit I'm scared out here." The other replies,"You're scared..I gotta walk back alone!"scared
Hahaha had to read that through 2 timesgrin hey spunky
(12 days ago)
Center61 likes this
LOL
(12 days ago)
Thu, 5-Aug-21 1:58 AM (2 hours ago)
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*arrives in Status surfing on a shiny new laptop*
Happy Birthday
(1 hour ago)
lennynatural likes this
enjoy, may your virus scans always come up clean smile like
(1 hour ago)
lennynatural likes this
Happy birthday young fella!! smile beer
(1 hour ago)
lennynatural likes this
Just envisioned a pic of the silver surfer reading that, Happy Bday
(1 hour ago)
lennynatural likes this
Thank you all!
(1 minute ago)
Wed, 4-Aug-21 9:14 AM (19 hours ago)
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Drinking on a school night
Bundy rum every time and always
(18 hours ago)
Sounds great! Well cheers to you and happy perving wink
(18 hours ago)
lip2lip likes this
Why would I let school or work interfere with my drinking? Priorities!
(17 hours ago)
lip2lip likes this
I have no problem with that Molly. May I join you?
(16 hours ago)
Party on sexy!
(15 hours ago)
Tue, 3-Aug-21 7:14 PM (1 day ago)
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There are some very generous folk here, some go that little bit further than us expected, from me to those people, gracious thanks to one and all
Agreed! Hi, Lippi!
(1 day ago)
AdeleGingerRaine and lip2lip like this
I had a very generous NN member gift me a years premiumwink hi sexy legssmile
(1 day ago)
Any day you get lucky is a lucky day. wink Afternoon, 2lip. xx
(1 day ago)
DanajustDana and lip2lip like this
There is a saying: good things happen to good people, lip2lip and AGR
(1 day ago)
lip2lip likes this
Just a little positive messages go along way. So easy to see a negative. Evening sexies
(1 day ago)
Fri, 30-Jul-21 7:18 AM (5 days ago)
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Trying to deny myself this morning but my clit is pressing against the seam of my jeans. My panties are soaked through.
How wonderfully sensual.
(5 days ago)
I_C_U likes this
Rub one off
(5 days ago)
Love to feel your pulsating swollen clit on my tongue as my tongue darts and flicks around your soaking wet pussy licking up your warm sweet juices..
(5 days ago)
MellieK likes this
Now there's a word picture to conjure up some dirty ideas.... A bus ride perhaps? Standing up, letting the road vibrations tease the seam against your clit..... getting off without exiting the bus?wink
(5 days ago)
MellieK likes this
Why would you torture yourself in such a way? Don't deny yourself, make an excuse to slip away and push your hand into your panties. Do what comes (cums?) naturally. ;o)
(5 days ago)
MellieK likes this
Thu, 29-Jul-21 5:28 PM (6 days ago)
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Today is definitely NN appreciation day.
Ooo, notice a new shield.
(6 days ago)
Alexiswet likes this
Congrats on the new shield.
(6 days ago)
Alexiswet likes this
WooHoo! Welcome to the crazy group on here 😜
(6 days ago)
Alexiswet likes this
What does it take to get that shield?
(6 days ago)
lip2lip likes this
Wed, 28-Jul-21 11:28 PM (7 days ago)
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<<<only accepting nudles in even increments 😁
That's an odd comment, J_G
(7 days ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
I'm an odd person, but even you know that.
(7 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
^^^ very odd person tongue JG
(7 days ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
Gonna send GBM pi Nudles..... grin
(7 days ago)
You know me too well, flit. tongue xox
(7 days ago)
Wed, 28-Jul-21 10:27 PM (7 days ago)
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Hello! Would ya like some banana puddin?
For brekky, sure …. Hello and thanks yesterdayland princess 😁
(7 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
I've always got a spoon ready for your puddin
(7 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
It's storming outside & I'm savoring this yummy puddin! 😋 Hi y'all! 👋👋👋👋
(7 days ago)
Why not - midnight feast
(7 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Yes please wink
(7 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Wed, 28-Jul-21 6:24 PM (7 days ago)
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HUMP IT DAY, na just fuck the hell out of it day
Cute profile pic Alexsmile
(7 days ago)
Tue, 27-Jul-21 9:05 PM (8 days ago)
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Ben Wa balls inside and squeezing for my life. My luck one will fall out and hit a dog.
LOL HI Gingersmile
(8 days ago)
gingersnap75 likes this
maybe try table tennis
(8 days ago)
gingersnap75 likes this
They're not nearly that large...nor am I. 😛
(7 days ago)
WOOF 😀
(6 days ago)
Mon, 26-Jul-21 4:44 PM (9 days ago)
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I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink last night. I’m in the hospital now, waiting to be seen.
Its hard to see what you meant by this statement.
(9 days ago)
yes the meaning disappeared into thin air
(9 days ago)
hahahahasmilesmile
(9 days ago)
I heard they are sending a probe to Uranus
(9 days ago)
Relaxer likes this
I can clearly see your nuts
(9 days ago)
Relaxer likes this
Sun, 25-Jul-21 3:52 PM (10 days ago)
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Having the best dirtiest nn messaging now 😍
With a body like yours that is to be expected
(10 days ago)
Hope it's all making you horny and wet! Ken ❤️💋💋
(10 days ago)
Try me
(10 days ago)
Sat, 24-Jul-21 9:42 AM (11 days ago)
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On this day: Peter Sellers, versatile English comic actor whose astonishing range of characters earned him international stardom died on July 24, 1980, London at the age of 55. RIP Pink Panther.
the film Being There is one of my alltime favourites
(11 days ago)
Agent_K and TopCat57 like this
Yeah @ hairy. He played the part of Chance brilliantly
(11 days ago)
hairytits and TopCat57 like this
Like many a genius comedian he had his demons and a very dark side, I cried with laughter in the Pink Panther films : )
(11 days ago)
hairytits likes this
"I like to watch "
(11 days ago)
Dr Strangelove was class too
(11 days ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Fri, 23-Jul-21 1:50 AM (13 days ago)
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as usual, comments are off but I can tell you right now, you would look much better than I would !! now quit wanting to be someone else and accept who you are or do something about it ....
same Pad, I never saw yours, I did see Jakes tho also. and some want help but will do nothing to help themselves get it. I wonder who was the one who said her body was not needed on here? hmmmm
(13 days ago)
the removal of your two comments got her on my blocked list sad
(13 days ago)
I was unfriended awhile ago and I still wanted to share kind words to the individual. Never again.
(13 days ago)
flitterbee likes this
A number of us tried to tell her in chat a couple of days ago too, to no avail.
(13 days ago)
flitterbee likes this
nope, me either, I wrote my comment (first one) and deleted it before posting (haha) second one removed... mine too were kind and trying to be helpful no more time will be done now ...
(13 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Wed, 4-Aug-21 6:33 PM (10 hours ago)
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“The eye should learn to listen before it looks”…my favorite black and white photography quote📷
I tried listening to your b&w pic, but I preferred looking at it 😉
(9 hours ago)
Taraesa likes this
Your pictures say much, and my eyes are very happy to listen
(8 hours ago)
Taraesa likes this
Wed, 4-Aug-21 3:06 PM (13 hours ago)
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Half way to the weekend 💜
Hey Kimbo.
(13 hours ago)
Hey lovely kimberlysmile
(12 hours ago)
Photo suggestion: Legs all akimbo.
(12 hours ago)
Yay
(11 hours ago)
Tue, 3-Aug-21 1:54 PM (1 day ago)
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Happy tittie tuesday everyone
So it’s NOT nob out Tuesday? OOPS! *deletes pics*
(1 day ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
You too 😀
(1 day ago)
love your tits Jane
(1 day ago)
Sorry, it’s hump day now , titties stay in
(1 day ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
Damn! I need an NN calendar to remember. fp
(1 day ago)
EmuLater likes this
Sat, 31-Jul-21 8:43 PM (4 days ago)
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It's hotter than Satan's asshole here.
Sat, 31-Jul-21 2:49 AM (5 days ago)
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It is 14c feeling like 13c at the end of July. I am loving it!
It's 17 C/63 F
(5 days ago)
juicy and DanajustDana like this
Going to be a wet long weekend here. I hope it stays cool!
(5 days ago)
DanajustDana likes this
I'll take some rain if you have extra
(5 days ago)
juicy likes this
My app is calling for 22 C for both Saturday and Sunday so let's hopesmile.....72 is a great temp and that's during the day,drops 10 at night.
(5 days ago)
juicy likes this
I will see what I can do CMP. I am hoping the north gets rain to help with the fires
(5 days ago)
Heavy Chevy likes this
Thu, 29-Jul-21 11:55 PM (6 days ago)
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happy TOF pervy people !! have a great friday and enjoy your weekend smile
I know. My niece is a NP at a hospital and my other niece is a dietitian at a hospital.
(6 days ago)
Heavy Chevy likes this
I don’t work at the hospital too much anymore, I’m a clinic tech nowadays….but when I am there, good lord!
(6 days ago)
I actually remember that now. Hey, gotta get ready for tomorrow. Great to chat with you, guapo. heart
(6 days ago)
Heavy Chevy likes this
Miss ya JG….be safe and have fun!
(6 days ago)
Thanks, babe. Miss you, too. xoxo
(6 days ago)
Heavy Chevy likes this
Thu, 29-Jul-21 8:36 PM (6 days ago)
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"I am not happy" he said. "well said the ride operative, which of the seven dwarves are you then/"
Sun, 25-Jul-21 12:24 PM (10 days ago)
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My girlfriend keeps telling me to stop making math puns. She thinks they’re irrational.
No school for you then lol. grin
(10 days ago)
mojo75nz likes this
Lol I'm sleeping with one eye open emu
(10 days ago)
I've been reading Harry Potter with One Eye Moody in it.
(10 days ago)
Well, that's half the battle.
(10 days ago)
I only know One Eyed Willie
(10 days ago)
Jersey__Girl, EmuLater and Relaxer like this
Sat, 24-Jul-21 11:36 PM (11 days ago)
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Best way to spice up your sex life is to have sex. Evening/morning, status dwellers.
Well that is an interesting comparison
(11 days ago)
Hi lovely Jerseysmile
(11 days ago)
There are advantages to just grabbing the pizza lol
(11 days ago)
If that makes sense
(11 days ago)
At this point, I think I'm a reverted virgin
(11 days ago)
Sat, 24-Jul-21 7:47 PM (11 days ago)
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The hypocrisy and double standards here are just ridiculous!
Sat, 24-Jul-21 6:54 PM (11 days ago)
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Peeks in to see what's going on* heart
Ello stranger....
(11 days ago)
😜
(11 days ago)
Hi lovely Allure smile
(11 days ago)
Allure likes this
Hi Adele, hope you are ok x
(11 days ago)
Hi allure. Oh i don't know i don't gossip😄
(11 days ago)
Allure likes this
Sat, 24-Jul-21 8:13 AM (11 days ago)
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More than 70,000 views on my profile now xx thank you all for taking the time to check me out and of course for all your lovely comments xxx
I've naver in all my life wanted to put something like wheel nuts in my mouth
(11 days ago)
Too much of a wrench max?
(11 days ago)
Well I enjoy every single image of your gorgeous body, look in every day to see you. xx
(11 days ago)
Don't worry, you wheel be alright.
(11 days ago)
Enjoyed looking
(11 days ago)
Thu, 22-Jul-21 10:01 AM (13 days ago)
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some days it feels better than other days when ya let the girls out....good evening all smile
*quietly pulls on dressing gown* Wasn't actually trying to show you anything, for once 😜
(13 days ago)
Uh huh...sure you weren't...*walks away whistlingsmilesmile
(13 days ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
Failed emoji maybe?
(13 days ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Give them girls a kiss for me
(13 days ago)
is not a failed emoji, all browsers are built diffrint and interpret the mobile device emoji differently, if it does display it can even vary slightly from that on the original device, grin
(13 days ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
Thu, 5-Aug-21 1:07 AM (3 hours ago)
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good morning all from a not so sunny day smile
Good Morning Flitter!! smile
(3 hours ago)
'Ello flitty! *tacklehugglehumps*
(3 hours ago)
Good morning
(3 hours ago)
....You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy when skies turn grey..... and so on wink
(2 hours ago)
Wed, 4-Aug-21 4:58 PM (11 hours ago)
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Seems like the notifications issue has been resolved. So what are we going to chat about now? Morning/afternoon/evening, status dwellers.
Fantabulous. And you?
(11 hours ago)
lip2lip likes this
Fandabidosy
(11 hours ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
Hiya Jersey! 🙂
(11 hours ago)
Hi, there, feeling smile
(11 hours ago)
Well, I'm off, peeps. Have a sexy day smile
(11 hours ago)
Mon, 2-Aug-21 10:19 PM (2 days ago)
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Did you hear Mary Poppins stopped wearing lipstick while giving head? Apparently the super color fragile lipstick makes the dicks atrocious...LOLLOLLOL
Hiya Gotta! 👋😊❤
(2 days ago)
Hi middy 😊
(2 days ago)
How's U?
(2 days ago)
I'm splendid, thx. You??
(2 days ago)
Can't complain 😊
(2 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Mon, 2-Aug-21 2:59 AM (3 days ago)
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Hat Photo Challenge Submissions must be in Aug 15th 00:00 UTC. Winner will receive 15 nudles. See my blog for all the details
Already got one of those! Oh well, I'll just have to do another! 😜
(2 days ago)
undisclosedid1 likes this
Bump
(2 days ago)
Bump
(1 day ago)
I have my idea, now to find the time to get them taken…… smile
(15 hours ago)
Bump badump bump
(5 hours ago)
undisclosedid1 likes this
Sat, 31-Jul-21 11:37 AM (4 days ago)
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Laundry's done. Time to kick the cat off my lap & go be productive. Have a lovely day/night peeps! 👋👋👋👋
Have a great day GBM!! smile
(4 days ago)
Hi! Bye! raspberry
(4 days ago)
helloooo yesterdayland's princess smile
(4 days ago)
i love the productive new pictures
(4 days ago)
I see you had time to post a very sexy photo
(4 days ago)
Fri, 30-Jul-21 1:38 AM (6 days ago)
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Finally - a new vid! Enjoy!
Trying to find it
(6 days ago)
yum and that money shot vid
(6 days ago)
Checked out all of your videos, they are outstanding!
(1 day ago)
Thu, 29-Jul-21 11:18 PM (6 days ago)
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Havin a buncha siblings is great til you're just tryna chill & they all need somethin at once!! Whew!
i turned ou..... maybe you have sumin there eek
(6 days ago)
GottaBeMe and MidnightWriter like this
LOL
(6 days ago)
What RL said...LOL...
(6 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
*kotc* I dont want to be related to you at ALL. That would be wierd with a LOT of the things I have thought towards you. *nodnodnod* =O
(6 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Chitlins! 😊👋
(6 days ago)
Thu, 29-Jul-21 10:35 PM (6 days ago)
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*peeks in from her hideout*
Hi sweet shaq! 👋
(6 days ago)
shaqila likes this
Gotta 😘😘
(6 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Thu, 29-Jul-21 2:34 AM (7 days ago)
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cant sleep so uploaded more pics enjoy x
Classic Jo vintage... still sexy as fuck,
(6 days ago)
jo2869 likes this
Most excellent 😀
(6 days ago)
jo2869 likes this
Can I cum round to help you relax so that you can get some sleep, but no better way of not sleeping than posting your gorgeous pictures on here
(5 days ago)
jo2869 likes this
If this is what happens when you can't sleep I am setting up a disco next to your house
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