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Sun, 20-Oct-19 6:41 PM (1 day ago)
I never want to see anything like it again!
(1 day ago)
It's the first time I've seen that..So hope that it never happens again. Sad that Live Help was was not here.
(1 day ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
I better not say what I would do to the scumbag that posted them
(1 day ago)
Mon, 14-Oct-19 12:23 PM (7 days ago)
All these people can’t be wrong Melly......trust us you’re gorgeous xxx
(7 days ago)
Melaniewood1986 likes this
You seriously don't have anything to worrry about, I'm sure your fwb tells you that..... how can I help convince you other wise? 
hummmmmmm have a few ideas hehe
hummmmmmm have a few ideas hehe
(6 days ago)
Melaniewood1986 likes this
well start posting girl yeh !
(3 days ago)
Thu, 17-Oct-19 7:47 PM (4 days ago)
Sun, 20-Oct-19 7:25 AM (1 day ago)
I saw some nutter like that on espresso house, but i realised it wasnt a window it was a mirror 
(1 day ago)
Don't like coffee and Windows totally freak me out, I mean seeing me like that, urrrgggggg
(1 day ago)
I...I'm so sorry if I rattled you mucky. I did read a magazine at times.
Was it upside down? Was it the sunglasses? 
Was it upside down? Was it the sunglasses?
(1 day ago)
Must have been an Android 
(1 day ago)
Fri, 11-Oct-19 12:46 PM (10 days ago)
True naked truth is far better than twisted "truth", however some do it thinking it is best overall...
(10 days ago)
Youd win in a landside. The tits would help.
(8 days ago)
Molly..you would out wooble the lot of them..
(8 days ago)
I'd vote for you as long as you own up to it. Unlike a certain former American president that not only "honey dipped" his cigar in an intern, but then lied denying it, yet got reelected anyway.
(8 days ago)
Mon, 14-Oct-19 6:18 PM (7 days ago)
finally
Sun, 20-Oct-19 9:53 PM (1 day ago)
Sun, 20-Oct-19 6:46 PM (1 day ago)
Sorry everyone i had to disappear for a bit
(1 day ago)
Sun, 20-Oct-19 3:50 PM (1 day ago)
but what was Nath wearing?
(1 day ago)
Usual wears nowt
(1 day ago)
Seems a lifetime ago when I saw that in London. Did you get showered with rice?
(1 day ago)
Sat, 19-Oct-19 6:24 PM (2 days ago)
Sat, 19-Oct-19 12:37 PM (2 days ago)
The suspense is killing me
(2 days ago)
Your pics never disappoint me.
(2 days ago)
You just have to know that we love (and have loved) everything you've posted ... no reason to think we'll be disappointed now
(2 days ago)
Oooh Dee im sat here with my tounge hanging out waiting mmm xxx
(2 days ago)
always like to see your new postings!!
(2 days ago)
Tue, 15-Oct-19 9:00 PM (6 days ago)
I finally feel like we're moving forward, and not just trying to keep her alive...now hopefully either I or my half sister will be a match for her, so we can get the transplant done quickly...
(6 days ago)
great news 
Fri, 11-Oct-19 7:19 AM (10 days ago)
Damn I luv your posts....and .....
(10 days ago)
Awesome sexy pics Melanie looking forward to seeing more of you you can on if you like
(10 days ago)
Pm
(10 days ago)
So you'll keep posting then I hope?
(10 days ago)
Your pics are honestly wow hun, I’d love to chat sometime
(10 days ago)
Wed, 9-Oct-19 4:36 PM (12 days ago)
Mon, 21-Oct-19 2:28 PM (10 hours ago)
Woohoo adultnap is my favourite new word. May you win the lottery Wendy x
(9 hours ago)
Ah bouncy hugs sound awesome fun.. Hope your day is great
(9 hours ago)
Hugs
(7 hours ago)
Too tired to dance. I'll just sway in the corner
(6 hours ago)
Wed, 16-Oct-19 6:55 PM (5 days ago)
Sat, 19-Oct-19 12:15 AM (3 days ago)
Thu, 17-Oct-19 7:07 PM (4 days ago)
Lost my mom at 68 in 2000 life is short enjoy it
(4 days ago)
The sun rises, the sun goes down, I celebrate that.
(4 days ago)
mine died when I was 3 months old and 18 years old, on the plus side I might not watching them fade away in a nursing home
(4 days ago)
Yes you are so right. I am an orphan myself after loosing both parents. I do miss them.
(1 day ago)
Tue, 15-Oct-19 7:28 PM (6 days ago)
Mickey Mouse all the way moose?
(6 days ago)
how many people have actual watch dials anymore
(6 days ago)
Time not bloody imes grrrrrrrr
(6 days ago)
That's a pretty good joke. Haha
(6 days ago)
Fri, 11-Oct-19 5:28 AM (10 days ago)
Happy Birthday gorgeous have a dozen more just as sexy and thank you for the birthday BooBies
(10 days ago)
And a very happy birthday to you
(10 days ago)
happy birthday! Naturally, you should celebrate in your birthday suit
(10 days ago)
Tue, 8-Oct-19 12:12 PM (13 days ago)
Swing low, sweet cherry yo', Coming for to carry me ho' um
(13 days ago)
more cath how can she see him
(13 days ago)
Our dbl bedroom windows face each other.. waa naked about to go ro bed when I noticed him looking my way while in the window jerking off.
(12 days ago)
Sun, 20-Oct-19 8:08 PM (1 day ago)
Back then I was still sweet and innocent! hehe!
(1 day ago)
Moose...we are both just reaching our prime! But cum on over and let's get started!
(1 day ago)
Will Smith is just a home grown Philly boy!
(1 day ago)
Was never triuly the start if summer until I heard summertime being played on the radio back inda day lol
(1 day ago)
Fri, 18-Oct-19 11:21 PM (3 days ago)
I think Metal might disagree
(3 days ago)
hehe
(3 days ago)
lol
(2 days ago)
Fri, 18-Oct-19 10:02 PM (3 days ago)
Any particular reason why you are glad to see the back of this week Jui ??
(3 days ago)
Ju! xoxox I am, but I'm not!
(3 days ago)
It was just a super busy one and I am ready for a break! NBI xxxx
(3 days ago)
naughty_but_innocent likes this
thanks nude!
(3 days ago)
Thu, 17-Oct-19 9:50 AM (4 days ago)
Sat, 12-Oct-19 7:50 PM (9 days ago)
Sat, 12-Oct-19 12:45 AM (10 days ago)
I have a few of those :-/
(10 days ago)
It has been several years since I had heard from her. she is not going to be back here but she is back into my world
(10 days ago)
Fri, 11-Oct-19 5:23 PM (10 days ago)
While we're nitpicking .... your measurements don't stack up. I'm a well endowed tall woman ........
(10 days ago)
^ Don't believe a word of this..She's actually 120 
(10 days ago)
It was nice to see you fondling your big tits.
(8 days ago)
Thu, 10-Oct-19 1:40 PM (11 days ago)
bet it looks good on
(11 days ago)
oh yes id love to see you in it xx
(10 days ago)
Will it need buffing up once you've got it on?
(10 days ago)
Who would want to see you in another amazing outfit
(10 days ago)
Wed, 9-Oct-19 10:28 PM (12 days ago)
*loved
(12 days ago)
Wed, 9-Oct-19 11:26 AM (12 days ago)
Mon, 21-Oct-19 10:14 PM (3 hours ago)
i have had a long day. soon to bed after apple juice & french brandy. i will wake up to the news. ants in my pants!
(0 minutes ago)
Sun, 20-Oct-19 11:24 AM (1 day ago)
Sun, 20-Oct-19 1:59 AM (1 day ago)
Sat, 19-Oct-19 9:55 PM (2 days ago)
Sat, 19-Oct-19 8:11 PM (2 days ago)
Aloha from the great Island of Maui Molly. Only mid afternoon Saturday here.
(2 days ago)
Sorry i wasnt around earlier. Bu the chips didnt have salt n. Vin on,so i went back chppy
(2 days ago)
I mean chips
(2 days ago)
Notofwecking crisp.
(2 days ago)
Thu, 17-Oct-19 8:02 PM (4 days ago)
Well I think My Dick is good..so I'm told...
(4 days ago)
Penis Van Lesbian
(4 days ago)
Then all you need PApda (and you very probably know them already), is a good Tom and a good Harry, and all your bases are covered..if you get my drift
(3 days ago)
I do but he prefers to be called by his last name!
(3 days ago)
Wed, 16-Oct-19 9:38 AM (5 days ago)
Mon, 14-Oct-19 11:30 PM (7 days ago)
Moist maker!
(6 days ago)
Happy Thanksgiving Ju
(6 days ago)
Mon, 14-Oct-19 9:12 PM (7 days ago)
Sat, 12-Oct-19 6:21 PM (9 days ago)
I’m on a plane and the lunch choices are white meat chicken or German sausage. Unfortunately, I’m seated in the last row. I’m hoping for the breast, but preparing for the wurst. 
(9 days ago)
Pretty hard to construct, not that i did, stole that from the net
(9 days ago)
Sat, 12-Oct-19 8:23 AM (9 days ago)
Fri, 11-Oct-19 9:52 PM (10 days ago)
I would say not.
(10 days ago)
A few years ago if I typed, your, the options for the next word were, cock or balls. If I typed my, throat cunt or tits were the options lol.
(10 days ago)
I know someone who their phone corrected Thursday to threesome. But that's the mother in law and she's a dirty bitch
(10 days ago)
That’s AI working properly .,,,...,
(10 days ago)
My phone now autocorrects duck to fuck! Seriously.
Seriously.
(10 days ago)
Fri, 11-Oct-19 8:01 PM (10 days ago)
Fri, 11-Oct-19 6:08 AM (10 days ago)
Flash Harry,Ten second Terry and Quick Quinton ?
(10 days ago)
Hi Nath..Your so lucky.Being as one with lovely Ems must be so so special......
...
(10 days ago)
Pretty sure she's the lucky one to have me hahaha
(10 days ago)
You were bloody slow with that answer,matey,lol
(10 days ago)
Fri, 11-Oct-19 2:09 AM (10 days ago)
Possible? I guess. I mean, it's probably possible that a small, winged swine could fly out of a body orifice too. *shrug*
(10 days ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
Show more over time? They've been here for almost 5 years and just started posting today
(10 days ago)
44 yo suddenly posting my new girlfriend..18 yo its possible....
(10 days ago)
Too funny. Mrs P has said when we retire face pics will be ok. Stay tuned.
(10 days ago)
Thu, 10-Oct-19 10:30 AM (11 days ago)
.......and I was going to give you Friday off........
(11 days ago)
I had to work on the 11th!! wish it was 14th for you to work at home!!
(8 days ago)
Sweeet I said Hi cause you were online but no response
(7 days ago)
ha I'm goofing off at work
(7 days ago)
Wed, 9-Oct-19 9:13 PM (12 days ago)
Here ya go, judge this...
(11 days ago)
Guilty: Of being abosolutely delicious, but I shall send myself down as a consequence
(11 days ago)
Wed, 9-Oct-19 7:32 AM (12 days ago)
Congratulations! You should celebrate with a 69!
(12 days ago)
Sun, 20-Oct-19 8:42 PM (1 day ago)
I'll be sleeping soon, that will be fun. Weird dreams last night.
(1 day ago)
RainbowRach likes this
They start sweet and then take a turn
(1 day ago)