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Fri, 23-Sep-22 8:23 PM (1 day ago)
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OMG I now have a 10 year badge 😳
Welcome to the club.
(6 hours ago)
Congratulations! 10 years and still a regular on the front page. Some people seem to barely last 10 days!
(5 hours ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
who gets to pin it in your chest? lol Congrats
(4 hours ago)
bluebayour6 likes this
I hope they have a better 25 year anniversary reward planned than the cheap clock I got from work..... LOL
(47 minutes ago)
^^^hopefully not a mickey mouse watch
(28 minutes ago)
bluebayour6 likes this
Tue, 20-Sep-22 8:56 PM (4 days ago)
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Funny thing about getting older ... your eyesight gets worse but your ability to see through people's bullshit gets much better.
Yes ma'am! 🎯 Hi MrsT & Arti 👋👋
(4 days ago)
Artistic and MrsTrellis like this
Aye and your wit gets sharper. Evening ladies
(4 days ago)
So very true Mrs T smile nothing wrong with feeling your way round this site actually it's highly recommend
(3 days ago)
Couldn’t agree more
(3 days ago)
mojo75nz likes this
I'm starting to smell bullshits from the distance laugh
(3 days ago)
MrsTrellis likes this
Mon, 19-Sep-22 12:20 AM (5 days ago)
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My husband ask me why I bother watching cookery shows when I can't cook , so i ask him why he bothered watching porn
Safe travels Arti
(5 days ago)
Ouch
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LOL
(5 days ago)
I like that one
(5 days ago)
Ouch
(5 days ago)
Fri, 23-Sep-22 9:46 AM (1 day ago)
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The sun is shining, the diary is filling up, and there’s every chance I’ve got a hint of optimism creeping in!
Lol mell smile it happens to the best of us 👓 ....and it can make you look more sexies 👍
(1 day ago)
MellieK and Mine283 like this
Looking good for ya Mells
(1 day ago)
MellieK likes this
serious note (which I'm terrible at), on my vacation to rough it in the mountains, I had a ton of reflection and Journaling going on. it really puts you in a good place.
(1 day ago)
MellieK likes this
Now a vacation in the mountains sounds lovely!
(1 day ago)
Fri, 23-Sep-22 7:04 AM (1 day ago)
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got my gold shield back! effin awesome!
im good now grabby!
(1 day ago)
2knude likes this
Congrats!
(1 day ago)
cool.
(1 day ago)
Well done sweetie 🖤
(1 day ago)
Congratulations
(1 day ago)
Wed, 21-Sep-22 11:14 AM (3 days ago)
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I love it when someone unfriends me. It's like the garbage took itself out
I would never unfriend you SEB, yous my bestest friend!
(3 days ago)
I wonder what part of classy, sassy and a little smart-assy they didn't like? No skin off my nose though, I love being part of a small group of ardent admirers. And friends😈😀
(3 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
SEB..I want me to be your friend and nobody else ! ! ! LOL
(3 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
it appears to be a case of unfriend with benefits laugh
(3 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe and MellieK like this
Never sent a friend request that I recall, not sure of the utility. I always accept them…it must perform some useful function for folks!
(3 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Sat, 17-Sep-22 8:09 PM (7 days ago)
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Remember, when you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants so it's illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips!
Plant some lettuce.
(7 days ago)
Hahaha hilarious...hey MrsTrellis
(7 days ago)
😅🤣
(7 days ago)
Don’t forget some nettles. Butterflies love them
(7 days ago)
🏆
(6 days ago)
Saturnfinger1 likes this
Sat, 17-Sep-22 1:17 AM (7 days ago)
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Reservations at one of my favorite restaurants with one of my favorite servers 💜 beignets incoming!
Surely you've not just had beignets so what else was on the menu? Drooling mouth wants to know. drool
(7 days ago)
Bayonets?
(7 days ago)
Time fritters away when your enjoying yourself 😘
(7 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
MissAshlee enjoying luxury. Now thats what I like to see...smile
(7 days ago)
I'm still saving the mix from Cafe Dumonde; suppose I should check the expiration date-----runs out to kitchen...
(6 days ago)
Sat, 24-Sep-22 11:31 AM (11 hours ago)
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I wish banks would do a better job of keeping their ATMs filled. This is the fourth one I've been to that is saying "Insufficient Funds."
Lol
(10 hours ago)
Loans are also "subject to status". And they don't mean on NN
(8 hours ago)
call them monday and complain grin
(8 hours ago)
Haha hi spunkysmile that gets a gol 🌟
(6 hours ago)
I have had the same bank for 30 years. They closed the branch in the town I used to live in and recently they closed thel bumfuck branch...maybe they dont like my money
(4 hours ago)
Fri, 23-Sep-22 2:57 AM (1 day ago)
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Well you're stuck with me another year..... smilesmile oh if anyone is doing trivia I have nudles to donate.
No clue,I heard Mitch(probably jokingly) that I'd he got donations he would do it lol
(1 day ago)
Woohoo!
(1 day ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
you're amazing. I find myself singing the Klondike bar song, but for nudles..."what would you do for a Klondike bar."
(1 day ago)
I can't eat Klondike bars 😫
(1 day ago)
isn't klondike where Scrooge McDuck was born?
(1 day ago)
Tue, 13-Sep-22 8:15 PM (11 days ago)
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The fact that there is a highway to hell but only a stairway to heaven tells you something about the anticipated traffic numbers 🤔
Warning !!!! don't get in my way on the highway, be where I deserve to be in the end
(11 days ago)
TinyEmoBabe likes this
wherever I wind up I hope they have an elevator ;p
(11 days ago)
whipman-uk and PantyPirate like this
Sat, 24-Sep-22 5:34 AM (17 hours ago)
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It said on the news that Elton John has put on more weight and has to have his pants specially made. Goodbye normal jeans.
People always use it on youtube and I hated it
(16 hours ago)
At the last minute I thought, probably a joke....smilewink
(16 hours ago)
Have a good night sexy Agent...leaves a brownie on the desk and goes out the back door
(16 hours ago)
Thank you lovely lady x
(15 hours ago)
Haha! Is this why he's selling his Bentley too? Maybe Elton is becoming more of a minivan guy. Not that there'd be anything wrong with that.
(10 hours ago)
Thu, 22-Sep-22 6:04 PM (2 days ago)
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NN has been fun so far. Never done this before and I’m blown away by the comments. Such a turn on!
never?
(1 day ago)
owbiglineman likes this
Honest and for true, Smitten! 🤣
(1 day ago)
smitten4u likes this
keep the pics coming and there will be plenty more x
(1 day ago)
Enjoy
(1 day ago)
Wed, 21-Sep-22 6:47 AM (3 days ago)
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Guys! Pics on toilets are not sexy!
Definitely going to flush those ones myself
(3 days ago)
If you really wanna make a statement, you can print them and actually flush them.
(3 days ago)
Facesittingqueen likes this
I want to like this multiple times!!
(3 days ago)
😳🫣😱😵‍💫🤢🤮🤣
(3 days ago)
Facesittingqueen likes this
well.. with a nice dress and a little makeup laugh
(3 days ago)
Mon, 12-Sep-22 3:39 PM (12 days ago)
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*Throws handcuffs down and keeps running......
Not going to show it to anyone else..All Mine ! ! ! redeyes
(11 days ago)
That's the last time I trust you
(11 days ago)
Better question. What part of English does Raven understand?
(11 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
But Dur But....ohmy
(11 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Now if you had said caw... caw, caw.....caw caw....
(11 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Sat, 24-Sep-22 1:13 PM (9 hours ago)
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My nephew just qualified for British championships, I told him I doubt we’re related. He said he’s just showing what’s possible when the family genome is used to it’s full potential. STUNG!
Your spectacular genomes are plain to see, Mellie! 🧬
(9 hours ago)
I'm on the same page as seb believe it or not...OUCH!
(8 hours ago)
MellieK likes this
You qualify as a perfect female body anyway
(8 hours ago)
MellieK, Jagged_Edges and ksaint like this
Aww NN championships it is then 😂
(8 hours ago)
Which, I should point out, are at International level 😉
(5 hours ago)
Relaxer and MellieK like this
Wed, 21-Sep-22 7:09 PM (3 days ago)
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Look, I’m all for colouring books … But connect-the-dots? That’s where I draw the line.
Wed, 21-Sep-22 10:44 AM (3 days ago)
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If it wasn't for freedom of speech we wouldn't know who the idiots are. blink
I got nothing to say ?........
(3 days ago)
bluebayour6 likes this
Bored and horny
(3 days ago)
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt
(3 days ago)
the only side effect is that idiots listen to other idiots and then start thinking they are right
(3 days ago)
Sat, 17-Sep-22 5:28 AM (7 days ago)
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There haven’t been many occasions I’ve felt proud to be British over the last few years, but my god the website for how to queue has done it. We’re very good at this! 🇬🇧
Sat 10 am..Might reach Westminster Hall Sunday something....
(7 days ago)
Another cold night expected.
(7 days ago)
'Do not travel' warning as Lying in State queue could be paused again.
(7 days ago)
I'll hold you hand K to get you through! 😊😘
(7 days ago)
Agent_K likes this
I think that they could double to speed of people passing by the coffin.
(7 days ago)
Fri, 16-Sep-22 5:10 PM (8 days ago)
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Felt good to get back into the ocean today, I think she missed me..but she’s knows I’ll always return to her.
Because she missed you, she was even more delighted to have you back. She said so in waves. 😊
(8 days ago)
ksaint, MrsTrellis and MissAshlee like this
Glad you got to get in some surf time.
(8 days ago)
ksaint likes this
Hi NK! She did greet me with some very lovely waves.
(8 days ago)
smitten4u and NaughtyKat like this
We missed you smile
(8 days ago)
*greets Ash with a big warm hug
(8 days ago)
Sun, 11-Sep-22 5:41 PM (13 days ago)
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- - Remembering all who sadly lost their lives - 9 - 11 - 21 years ago - -
I was in the front of an 18" flat bottom boat trying to round a break wall in waves we had no business being in. It came across our small transistor radio we named splash. We were after perch in Erie
(13 days ago)
That would be 18' not 18", lol. Lake Erie was stirred up that day. We all got real quiet when we heard it
(13 days ago)
so how bad would it be to be born on 9-11 21 years ago todsy...you want to celebrate your 21st birthday day...but...
(13 days ago)
Drink 1 in honor of all
(12 days ago)
bulwinkle69 likes this
the world went quiet that day
(12 days ago)
Sun, 11-Sep-22 5:11 PM (13 days ago)
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Now I breathe flames each time I talk.
grin
(13 days ago)
tried to warn you bout those hot pepper breathmints
(13 days ago)
bluebayour6 likes this
Wow, ringsting as well
(13 days ago)
Spicy Ash!
(13 days ago)
That's what happens when you run on high octane ash lol smile hi there 👋
(12 days ago)
bluebayour6 likes this
Wed, 21-Sep-22 10:18 PM (3 days ago)
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Grill is fired up... steak is seasoned and ready.. going to be a great night
We ordered out, becoming a habit. Beer has been delivered the last two Fridays
(3 days ago)
lennynatural and Jagged_Edges like this
Hello dudes! Steak & beer, I could live to be 1000 and not tire of it. grin
(3 days ago)
No beers tonight it's vodka tonics...
(2 days ago)
^that works too ;p
(2 days ago)
MitchandDaisy likes this
Thank you for choosing my product! smile
(2 days ago)
lennynatural and tugking70 like this
Tue, 20-Sep-22 5:35 PM (4 days ago)
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Smells fresh and clean
Fresh, clean, smooth…those are attributes of some things I love.
(4 days ago)
Danthaman827 likes this
I can vouch for it! 😜
(2 days ago)
Slutty_on_NN likes this
I know you can, G wink
(1 day ago)
Totally off topic. Your 5 badge says you have been here for 10 years so expect it to change soon!
(1 day ago)
Slutty_on_NN likes this
Wow. Has it been that long?
(1 day ago)
Fri, 16-Sep-22 6:08 AM (8 days ago)
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Californiay
SuperCalifornialisticexpialidocious
(8 days ago)
bluebayour6 likes this
Yippeeiay! And of course MissA, if you're going to California, be sure to wear some flowers in your hair... 💜
(8 days ago)
bluebayour6 likes this
San Francisco Flower Power..Wonders what it was like...
(8 days ago)
smitten4u and bluebayour6 like this
Sounds like a catchy name for a new Napa wine...
(7 days ago)
Never been to californi. Might enjoy the north of it.
(7 days ago)
Thu, 22-Sep-22 11:34 PM (1 day ago)
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Yesterday it was 30c. Today it is 12c. Hello fall smile
Not sure, won't be here. Fading fast. Good night all!
(1 day ago)
juicy likes this
Sleep well Smitt. Give J a good night kiss for me smile
(1 day ago)
smitten4u likes this
Hmmm! I haven't seen any mention of Trivia for tomorrow
(1 day ago)
That is disappointing sad
(1 day ago)
clittylicker likes this
Wishing i could do a hiking/ camping trip. I've got way too much to do, though.
(1 day ago)
Fri, 16-Sep-22 10:09 PM (8 days ago)
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*climbs onto a barstool and waves to the pervs
Looked like a very bad encounter with a flying jalapeno
(7 days ago)
juicy likes this
You saw it Paul? I am gorgeous right now eh?
(7 days ago)
I'm supposed to be the one hot & throbbing, not you 😂
(7 days ago)
juicy likes this
*spins said barstool around really fast to help Juju save on bar tab*
(7 days ago)
Mah fav canajun *kotcv*
(7 days ago)
Fri, 16-Sep-22 9:02 PM (8 days ago)
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*out of tune fanfare* dear perverts and not! in 2h the most extravagant,funny 'n sexy trivia will take place right here, on you favorite STATUS! try your luck and win awesome prize like nudle and
laugh
(7 days ago)
Jagged_Edges likes this
*sits down and moves Laphs beer away from the keyboard
(7 days ago)
one of the most sticky night of my life XD
(7 days ago)
juicy and smitten4u like this
3 2 1
(7 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
awaits new trivia status
(7 days ago)
Wed, 14-Sep-22 3:55 PM (10 days ago)
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I'd really like to be able to like/dislike photo comments, and to reply to specific comments. I have so much snark to share.
People get upset when their average goes down.
(10 days ago)
the human brain grows thanks to the comparison .. a bunch of absolutelyyes-people after a while becomes annoying
(10 days ago)
I bet you'd blossom doing it MrsT. tongue
(9 days ago)
MrsTrellis likes this
Where have you been Kat? We missed you!
(9 days ago)
I got bored & horny and joined a pix swapping cult! 😜
(9 days ago)
Tue, 13-Sep-22 6:51 PM (11 days ago)
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Day 60 without a drink today!
Shup, Ravers , give it a go, give your body a rest, I promise you will sleep better, have more energy, feel the benefit....
(11 days ago)
Raven I thought I was too addicted to ever quit but I am stronger than I thought and I bet you are too!
(11 days ago)
Not drinking has easy for me( and at times I was worried I was addicted),it was quitting smoking that was hard but coming up on 6 years now
(11 days ago)
Great job! I have a little over 13 years under my belt, and it all began with just taking it 1 day at a time....
(11 days ago)
Ginger that's great way to go!
(11 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Fri, 23-Sep-22 11:37 AM (1 day ago)
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You can only be young once...but you can always be immature. blink
Semantics, don't make me take my toys and go home.
(1 day ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
So I AM doing it right!
(1 day ago)
i rather act childish than be immature (since im mature)
(1 day ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Was this a movie line? Lost Boys perhaps?
(1 day ago)
Artistic likes this
i rejected the fine wallets n bought a camo velcro,,,coz i can grin
(1 day ago)
Sun, 18-Sep-22 4:01 PM (6 days ago)
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Attention scallywags, on the morrow be international natter like a pirate day. I'll be givin' 15 nudles t' the best pirate insult on this thread, an' random nudles a' durrin' the day on status n' chat
I be's a sharin' the plunder out among me favourites. Weigh anchor, an' hoist the Jolly Roger!
(4 days ago)
Lucy68 likes this
Thank you Cap'n, you're a fine pirate!
(4 days ago)
Can I get off the ship please I get sea sick
(4 days ago)
Artistic likes this
I see that paedo pirate has been convicted. Arrrrr Kelly
(4 days ago)
MrsTrellis and captain__82 like this
How do you make a pirate very angry? You take away the “p”.
(4 days ago)
Saturnfinger1 likes this
Sun, 18-Sep-22 1:44 AM (6 days ago)
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I was restarting my phone and it decided to restart from the beginning of time I have no internet I will be back online ASAP...
# Technology
(6 days ago)
Ok she's half back....seeyou when you get things fixed
(6 days ago)
bluebayour6 likes this
No Internet?? DON’T EVEN JOKE! The horror…no porn…no NN…
(6 days ago)
Hey you!
(6 days ago)
Don't worry art we will always be here smile
(6 days ago)
Sat, 17-Sep-22 11:43 AM (7 days ago)
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When I get a headache I take two aspirin and keep away from children… just like the directions say
Sat, 17-Sep-22 9:56 AM (7 days ago)
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Happy Saturday Lovelies ❤️
Brace yourself darlin 😈
(7 days ago)
Hahaha
(7 days ago)
shaqila likes this
Hubby might have pulled a muscle last night 😈
(7 days ago)
I didn't think it was a muscle...
(7 days ago)
Agent_K and shaqila like this
Well Shaq, with boobs like that it's no surprise he might have pulled a muscle.
(7 days ago)
shaqila likes this
Sat, 17-Sep-22 5:47 AM (7 days ago)
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howdy pervettes and pervs 😃 have a lovely weekend smile
Well happy days ahead for you Flitters, keep in touch. Wonder if Ausie Land will accept King Charlie and His Camel Toe..grin
(7 days ago)
miss quite a few of the oldies
(7 days ago)
wabers it is what it is, Im sure he will do just fine, not lthe same as his mother but he will ok
(7 days ago)
You too, flit.
(7 days ago)
Hi lovely flitter smile
(7 days ago)
Thu, 15-Sep-22 10:42 PM (9 days ago)
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Any man can make mistakes, but only an idiot persists in his error 🤪😂
Thu, 15-Sep-22 9:16 PM (9 days ago)
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If you have issues with a single person, there's a 50/50 chance who's at fault. If u have issues with so many people that u believe everyone is against u, those odds really start pointing at the probl
Same shit, different day, Clitty.
(9 days ago)
LOL...a wee bit more coercion LOL
(9 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
Time for me to go warm up some leftovers. Mrs S says hi and thank you. Peace y'all!✌🏼
(9 days ago)
Raven2005 and SexyEnglishBabe like this
Night Smitt
(9 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
Well now….every therapist I’ve been to has been an idiot so I’m saying this assertion is BOGUS! 😆😆😆😆😆
(9 days ago)
smitten4u and MrsTrellis like this
Thu, 15-Sep-22 5:59 PM (9 days ago)
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Looking for a bored and horny guy who works for an energy company and gets his heating for free….
Only 2 out of 4... Bugger...
(9 days ago)
MellieK likes this
Ready to entertain rather than bored. Definitely horny. Got plenty of energy which you can experience for free
(9 days ago)
MellieK likes this
any luck yet? ;p
(9 days ago)
WFFH. lol.
(9 days ago)
Saturnfinger1 likes this
I have trees, a woodstove and a chainsaw. Does that count?
(8 days ago)
MellieK likes this
Thu, 15-Sep-22 1:58 PM (9 days ago)
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<< Is now a pro level napper : )
a nap is a thing of great beauty : )
(9 days ago)
EmuLater likes this
Hi TC, I can't nap I wake up feeling worse. : )
(9 days ago)
TopCat57 likes this
It takes practice, any longer than half an hour I feel crap, hence the pro level: )
(9 days ago)
I wale up feeling like I just woke from a drinking binge,not the best feeling..,and yes napping too long is not good,5 minutes would clear the cobwebs for me : )
(9 days ago)
TopCat57 likes this
I, too, am a nap master. my power naps take 20 minutes, yet I pack 2 hours of nap within that time. sleep hard yall, sleep hard.
(9 days ago)
Thu, 15-Sep-22 6:20 AM (9 days ago)
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Fuck my slutty, wet cunt!!! Cock and strap on are both welcome. Love sexy male and female bodies...both get me wet
I'm here to help in Ne way possible 😎
(9 days ago)
Got morning wood ....
(9 days ago)
Wed, 14-Sep-22 9:34 AM (10 days ago)
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Mature women of age 40+ you light up my dreams and thrill me daily. This NN site is truly fantastic!
smile
(10 days ago)
I agree Dan.. she's delicious 😋
(10 days ago)
Danthaman827 likes this
She definitely looks delicious 😋
(10 days ago)
Bbaggins4321 likes this
@MellieK , @Petiteaurora and @fkmywife are by far the most consistently exciting NN women - always get me so turned on with their wonderful poses and outfits
(6 days ago)
Petiteaurora likes this
Thank you 😘
(6 days ago)
Tue, 13-Sep-22 3:48 PM (11 days ago)
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This is why we can't have nice things, darling... Because you break them.
Kintsugi: is the Japanese art of repairing broken pottery by mending the areas of breakage with lacquer dusted or mixed with powdered gold, silver, or platinum. beautiful: )
(11 days ago)
EmuLater likes this
*Truck is loaded with superglue and duct tape heart
(11 days ago)
isn't that line from a movie?
(11 days ago)
shoulda known it is a taylor swift song
(11 days ago)
Sorry 😞
(11 days ago)
Sun, 11-Sep-22 3:37 PM (13 days ago)
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I love greeting the Door Dash guys with hard, bound nips under my tight tank top. Try not to notice!
I like guys with hard sensitive nipples
(13 days ago)
Damn, I'm in Cali...guess I need to relocate and work for DoorDash
(4 days ago)
Fri, 23-Sep-22 9:06 AM (1 day ago)
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Just can’t keep away 🤣
Glad you weren't gone long
(1 day ago)
Your new pics are certainly giving my hormones a shake-up Sara! Love the seethru black bra....😈
(1 day ago)
sexysara8008 likes this
Good thing too 👅😁
(1 day ago)
sexysara8008 likes this
You can’t miss me, I never leave. 😆
(1 day ago)
sexysara8008 likes this
there's no escape from NN... it marks us all tongue
(1 day ago)
sexysara8008 likes this
Fri, 23-Sep-22 8:42 AM (1 day ago)
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Wordle 3 (Bit lucky); Quordle x, 5, 9, 6. - Morning all smile
Neophyte - too many letters
(1 day ago)
Hehe well I wasn't going to say newbie...tongue
(1 day ago)
EmuLater likes this