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Congratulations! 10 years and still a regular on the front page. Some people seem to barely last 10 days!
(5 hours ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Tue, 20-Sep-22 8:56 PM (4 days ago)
Funny thing about getting older ... your eyesight gets worse but your ability to see through people's bullshit gets much better.
Mon, 19-Sep-22 12:20 AM (5 days ago)
My husband ask me why I bother watching cookery shows when I can't cook , so i ask him why he bothered watching porn
Fri, 23-Sep-22 9:46 AM (1 day ago)
The sun is shining, the diary is filling up, and there’s every chance I’ve got a hint of optimism creeping in!
Wed, 21-Sep-22 11:14 AM (3 days ago)
I love it when someone unfriends me. It's like the garbage took itself out
I would never unfriend you SEB, yous my bestest friend!
(3 days ago)
I wonder what part of classy, sassy and a little smart-assy they didn't like? No skin off my nose though, I love being part of a small group of ardent admirers. And friends😈😀
(3 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
SEB..I want me to be your friend and nobody else ! ! ! 
(3 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
it appears to be a case of unfriend with benefits 
(3 days ago)
Never sent a friend request that I recall, not sure of the utility. I always accept them…it must perform some useful function for folks!
(3 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Sat, 17-Sep-22 8:09 PM (7 days ago)
Remember, when you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants so it's illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips!
Hahaha hilarious...hey MrsTrellis
(7 days ago)
Don’t forget some nettles. Butterflies love them
(7 days ago)
Sat, 17-Sep-22 1:17 AM (7 days ago)
Reservations at one of my favorite restaurants with one of my favorite servers 💜 beignets incoming!
Sat, 24-Sep-22 11:31 AM (11 hours ago)
I wish banks would do a better job of keeping their ATMs filled. This is the fourth one I've been to that is saying "Insufficient Funds."
Haha hi spunky
that gets a gol 🌟
that gets a gol 🌟
(6 hours ago)
Fri, 23-Sep-22 2:57 AM (1 day ago)
Well you're stuck with me another year..... oh if anyone is doing trivia I have nudles to donate.
oh if anyone is doing trivia I have nudles to donate.
No clue,I heard Mitch(probably jokingly) that I'd he got donations he would do it lol
(1 day ago)
I can't eat Klondike bars 😫
(1 day ago)
Tue, 13-Sep-22 8:15 PM (11 days ago)
The fact that there is a highway to hell but only a stairway to heaven tells you something about the anticipated traffic numbers 🤔
Warning !!!! don't get in my way on the highway, be where I deserve to be in the end
(11 days ago)
TinyEmoBabe likes this
wherever I wind up I hope they have an elevator ;p
(11 days ago)
Sat, 24-Sep-22 5:34 AM (17 hours ago)
It said on the news that Elton John has put on more weight and has to have his pants specially made. Goodbye normal jeans.
People always use it on youtube and I hated it
(16 hours ago)
At the last minute I thought, probably a joke....
(16 hours ago)
Have a good night sexy Agent...leaves a brownie on the desk and goes out the back door
(16 hours ago)
Thu, 22-Sep-22 6:04 PM (2 days ago)
NN has been fun so far. Never done this before and I’m blown away by the comments. Such a turn on!
Definitely going to flush those ones myself
(3 days ago)
If you really wanna make a statement, you can print them and actually flush them.
(3 days ago)
Facesittingqueen likes this
I want to like this multiple times!!
(3 days ago)
well.. with a nice dress and a little makeup
(3 days ago)
Better question. What part of English does Raven understand?
(11 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Now if you had said caw... caw, caw.....caw caw....
(11 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Sat, 24-Sep-22 1:13 PM (9 hours ago)
My nephew just qualified for British championships, I told him I doubt we’re related. He said he’s just showing what’s possible when the family genome is used to it’s full potential. STUNG!
Your spectacular genomes are plain to see, Mellie! 🧬
(9 hours ago)
You qualify as a perfect female body anyway
(8 hours ago)
Aww NN championships it is then 😂
(8 hours ago)
Wed, 21-Sep-22 7:09 PM (3 days ago)
Look, I’m all for colouring books … But connect-the-dots? That’s where I draw the line.
Wed, 21-Sep-22 10:44 AM (3 days ago)
If it wasn't for freedom of speech we wouldn't know who the idiots are. 
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt
(3 days ago)
the only side effect is that idiots listen to other idiots and then start thinking they are right
(3 days ago)
Sat, 17-Sep-22 5:28 AM (7 days ago)
There haven’t been many occasions I’ve felt proud to be British over the last few years, but my god the website for how to queue has done it. We’re very good at this! 🇬🇧
Fri, 16-Sep-22 5:10 PM (8 days ago)
Felt good to get back into the ocean today, I think she missed me..but she’s knows I’ll always return to her.
Because she missed you, she was even more delighted to have you back. She said so in waves. 😊
(8 days ago)
Hi NK! She did greet me with some very lovely waves.
(8 days ago)
Sun, 11-Sep-22 5:41 PM (13 days ago)
- - Remembering all who sadly lost their lives - 9 - 11 - 21 years ago - -
That's what happens when you run on high octane ash lol hi there 👋
(12 days ago)
bluebayour6 likes this
Wed, 21-Sep-22 10:18 PM (3 days ago)
Grill is fired up... steak is seasoned and ready.. going to be a great night
We ordered out, becoming a habit. Beer has been delivered the last two Fridays
(3 days ago)
Hello dudes! Steak & 
, I could live to be 1000 and not tire of it. 
, I could live to be 1000 and not tire of it.
(3 days ago)
No beers tonight it's vodka tonics...
(2 days ago)
Fresh, clean, smooth…those are attributes of some things I love.
(4 days ago)
Danthaman827 likes this
Totally off topic. Your 5 badge says you have been here for 10 years so expect it to change soon!
(1 day ago)
Slutty_on_NN likes this
Yippeeiay! And of course MissA, if you're going to California, be sure to wear some flowers in your hair... 💜
(8 days ago)
bluebayour6 likes this
San Francisco Flower Power..Wonders what it was like...
(8 days ago)
Fri, 16-Sep-22 9:02 PM (8 days ago)
*out of tune fanfare* dear perverts and not! in 2h the most extravagant,funny 'n sexy trivia will take place right here, on you favorite STATUS! try your luck and win awesome prize like 
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*sits down and moves Laphs beer away from the keyboard
(7 days ago)
Wed, 14-Sep-22 3:55 PM (10 days ago)
I'd really like to be able to like/dislike photo comments, and to reply to specific comments. I have so much snark to share.
I got bored & horny and joined a pix swapping cult! 😜
(9 days ago)
Shup, Ravers , give it a go, give your body a rest, I promise you will sleep better, have more energy, feel the benefit....
(11 days ago)
Raven I thought I was too addicted to ever quit but I am stronger than I thought and I bet you are too!
(11 days ago)
Not drinking has easy for me( and at times I was worried I was addicted),it was quitting smoking that was hard but coming up on 6 years now
(11 days ago)
Great job! I have a little over 13 years under my belt, and it all began with just taking it 1 day at a time....
(11 days ago)
Fri, 23-Sep-22 11:37 AM (1 day ago)
You can only be young once...but you can always be immature.
Semantics, don't make me take my toys and go home.
(1 day ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
i rather act childish than be immature (since im mature)
(1 day ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Sun, 18-Sep-22 4:01 PM (6 days ago)
Attention scallywags, on the morrow be international natter like a pirate day. I'll be givin' 15 nudles t' the best pirate insult on this thread, an' random nudles a' durrin' the day on status n' chat
I see that paedo pirate has been convicted. Arrrrr Kelly
(4 days ago)
How do you make a pirate very angry? You take away the “p”.
(4 days ago)
Saturnfinger1 likes this
Sun, 18-Sep-22 1:44 AM (6 days ago)
I was restarting my phone and it decided to restart from the beginning of time I have no internet I will be back online ASAP...
Sat, 17-Sep-22 11:43 AM (7 days ago)
When I get a headache I take two aspirin and keep away from children… just like the directions say
Hi lovely flitter
(7 days ago)
Thu, 15-Sep-22 10:42 PM (9 days ago)
Any man can make mistakes, but only an idiot persists in his error 🤪😂
Thu, 15-Sep-22 9:16 PM (9 days ago)
If you have issues with a single person, there's a 50/50 chance who's at fault. If u have issues with so many people that u believe everyone is against u, those odds really start pointing at the probl
Same shit, different day, Clitty.
(9 days ago)
Time for me to go warm up some leftovers. Mrs S says hi and thank you. Peace y'all!✌🏼
(9 days ago)
Well now….every therapist I’ve been to has been an idiot so I’m saying this assertion is BOGUS! 😆😆😆😆😆
(9 days ago)
Thu, 15-Sep-22 5:59 PM (9 days ago)
Looking for a bored and horny guy who works for an energy company and gets his heating for free….
Thu, 15-Sep-22 6:20 AM (9 days ago)
Fuck my slutty, wet cunt!!! Cock and strap on are both welcome. Love sexy male and female bodies...both get me wet
Wed, 14-Sep-22 9:34 AM (10 days ago)
Mature women of age 40+ you light up my dreams and thrill me daily. This NN site is truly fantastic!
@MellieK , @Petiteaurora and @fkmywife are by far the most consistently exciting NN women - always get me so turned on with their wonderful poses and outfits
(6 days ago)
Petiteaurora likes this
Tue, 13-Sep-22 3:48 PM (11 days ago)
This is why we can't have nice things, darling... Because you break them.
Sun, 11-Sep-22 3:37 PM (13 days ago)
I love greeting the Door Dash guys with hard, bound nips under my tight tank top. Try not to notice!
Your new pics are certainly giving my hormones a shake-up Sara! Love the seethru black bra....😈
(1 day ago)
sexysara8008 likes this
Neophyte - too many letters
(1 day ago)