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MissAshlee

Sun, 12-May-19 3:28 PM (7 days ago)

9 years ago today... I told the world I was gonna be a momma. Alllll of the regrets. But she’s beautiful and smart... so I’m thankful for that.

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Well..you smile and so will I

(7 days ago)

Dear raven- I will smile when I want to- best advice, is to please stop giving advice to me today. Still heart you but just NO.

(7 days ago)

JediMasterBater, MidnightWriter and MieleGattina like this

hi aslee happy mothers day

(7 days ago)

MissAshlee likes this

ok my dear.. will just send you best wishes x

(7 days ago)

Hope you have a great day!!!

(7 days ago)

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MissAshlee

Sun, 12-May-19 9:21 PM (7 days ago)

Why I joined NN: I didn’t honestly believe that anyone would ever be interested in seeing me naked. And now here I am, with legit MILF status. This is why I stay... confidence matters in life.

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I value internet hugs almost more than the real thing on days like today so- thank you. Sincerely.

(7 days ago)

Firesong and lip2lip like this

Best I can do, sweetie. Should our paths everCross, I owe you the real thing.

(7 days ago)

MissAshlee likes this

Deff super hot milf

(6 days ago)

MissAshlee likes this

Forget naked, I just luv seeing ya, period!

(6 days ago)

MissAshlee likes this

Same reason here (cept the milf part !)

(3 days ago)

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Hitgirly

Tue, 7-May-19 10:42 PM (12 days ago)

Good girls get cuddled; bad girls get spanked and then cuddled!!!

steelrat60, MidnightWriter, cavalrmick, metalwork, cs06 and 13 others like this

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Thats the kind of girls i like

(12 days ago)

hotbooty69 and Hitgirly like this

Really bad girls get their ass played like a set of bongos. Then spooned to feel the heat coming from that ass

(12 days ago)

Hitgirly likes this

Oh yeah

(12 days ago)

Hitgirly likes this

I know some guys that need a good whippin!

(12 days ago)

Hitgirly likes this

Now that made me laugh.

(12 days ago)

Hitgirly likes this

shaqila

Wed, 8-May-19 11:44 AM (11 days ago)

Happy to report that my physio officially notified the neurologist that the conversion disorder is OVER!

GottaBeMe, Raven2005, mojo75nz, plumguy, justcuz and 12 others like this

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Hiya beautiful

How are you?

(11 days ago)

That's great to hear shaq.

(11 days ago)

shaqila likes this

good stuff!

(11 days ago)

shaqila likes this

Very good stuff

Drinks are on me tonight.. Hiya sexy tush xoxox

(11 days ago)

Mr_Elmo and PApda like this

That’s awesome!! So happy for you!! All your hard work paid off!!

(11 days ago)

shaqila likes this

GottaBeMe

Thu, 16-May-19 11:23 AM (3 days ago)

Two old ladies were sittin on a park bench. A naked young man ran past. One of the ladies had a stroke!! ....the other couldn't reach.

Danthaman827, cmp304, wild_2, MilesLong66, Mr_Elmo and 11 others like this

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Im sure your reach is good enough Gotta

(3 days ago)

GottaBeMe likes this

That's me, cmp!

. Sure is HP.

(3 days ago)

HughPenis and cmp304 like this

No gripping me too hard, it will hurt my back lol

(3 days ago)

GottaBeMe likes this

well, the kid at KFC did not give me my senior discount yesterday and I'll admit it ticked me off a little.

(3 days ago)

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(3 days ago)

MieleGattina

Fri, 10-May-19 7:53 PM (9 days ago)

Sometimes people just want to leave...since this is NN, we know odds are they will return at some point. I left two times in a huff and came back.

ThePadrino, MidnightWriter, cavalrmick, plumguy, hairytits and 11 others like this

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My opinion? blah blah bla blah blah blah b blah blah blah blah ba bla blah scratches arse blah bla blah blub blah blah

(9 days ago)

steelrat60 and Wodja like this

When, and it isn't if, it's when I leave I will wander off into the sunset with no fanfare, no bugles, I'll just shuffle off into the sunset.

(9 days ago)

Don't forget to take your litterbox

(9 days ago)

TopCat57 and steelrat60 like this

I shall leave it under the lurkers corner couch as a lasting memorial...

(9 days ago)

steelrat60 likes this

As said, always an offensive / defensive attitude from one to shut up one not ''conforming to the elite's expectation & or opinion'. Gonna wash my hair now, yes 1am.

(9 days ago)

MieleGattina

Thu, 9-May-19 6:29 PM (10 days ago)

Intelligence is so fucking sexy...

DJSwing, SexyEnglishBabe, Jaydeeezznutzz, TopCat57, MidnightWriter and 11 others like this

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I try bank on that, what with the PhD and all

(10 days ago)

MieleGattina likes this

I have a PHD

(10 days ago)

MieleGattina likes this

Pretty Handsome DICK

(10 days ago)

PApda, zencoach, miss_molly, MieleGattina and cmp304 like this

true story

(10 days ago)

ThePadrino, miss_molly, MieleGattina and owbiglineman like this

Well played Padrino, well played.

(10 days ago)

ThePadrino and MieleGattina like this

Emilyandnathan

Sun, 12-May-19 6:11 PM (7 days ago)

I'm thinking of sharing a blow job video.....it will be a first. (Ems)

7576wife, iluvpussi, cmp304, JediMasterBater, Raven2005 and 9 others like this

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Good job!??

(7 days ago)

Emilyandnathan likes this

So happy that you shared the BJ vid Ems it's so hot

(6 days ago)

Emilyandnathan likes this

NN should post a status with, 'if you have any doubts about whether videos alone justify upgrading to premium, I have two words for you. Emilyandnathan'. Love your work, you two!

(6 days ago)

Thanks so much Rene and thanks for all the hot comments

(5 days ago)

xxxPandaCple425721

Can be tricky to blur,, blow job vids,,, happy to chat when your ready if you want

(5 days ago)

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EmuLater

Sat, 11-May-19 3:57 PM (8 days ago)

I just spotted an albino Dalmatian. It was the least I could do.

Gessexold, MieleGattina, SexyEnglishBabe, muckingforon, hornyfukcer and 9 others like this

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Makes me think of the pup in 101 dalmations

(8 days ago)

Annnnnd Emu is back

(8 days ago)

EmuLater likes this

you been eating to much sugar, or drinking to much

(7 days ago)

Dad jokes on Mothers Day. Love it

And all the sexy NN mums too...

(7 days ago)

Mother's Day is in March here.

(7 days ago)

Newgirl16

Fri, 10-May-19 10:14 AM (9 days ago)

Really wishing I had a cock to mount this morning. Oh well...happy Friday!

pfcjim2, lezcutiewithbooty, edonis, Bent_Love, gavdparker and 9 others like this

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Happy to volunteer...

(9 days ago)

I only needed the heading HotRodd...

Hiya Ng, I can't believe you don't have an endless supply of what you wish for. Are the guys all blind round your way?

(9 days ago)

I mean, if you were really stuck, I'd offer you mine!

(9 days ago)

For the New Cummers.. NG's pics are a sight for sore eyes...

...

(9 days ago)

WOW

(9 days ago)

ThePadrino

Wed, 8-May-19 7:18 PM (11 days ago)

Women can argue for three straight hours but two minutes into a BJ her jaw hurts

MidnightWriter, Maegnil, Danthaman827, plumguy, hooligan48 and 9 others like this

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^^figure it out...aint got time

(10 days ago)

Was that really a joke Vein?

(10 days ago)

Mr_Vein likes this

Was that supposed to be "where the hell"?

(10 days ago)

Maybe if women laid eggs like chickens do...

(10 days ago)

It definitely was a joke - I've never even brought the subject up with a woman! Never refused an invitation all the same

(10 days ago)

MieleGattina

Tue, 7-May-19 12:10 AM (13 days ago)

In other news, I got my Bob Ross and Chill blanket today...

naughty_but_innocent, cmp304, juicy, MidnightWriter, LincolnSK and 9 others like this

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I'll watch some Bob Ross to celebrate! *tacklehugglehumps MG*

(13 days ago)

MieleGattina, happyhumper69 and steelrat60 like this

It's a blanket with a drawing of Bob Ross that says Bob Ross and Chill, and I'm going to use it for Netflix nights...lol

(13 days ago)

MidnightWriter, cmp304 and owbiglineman like this

Wrap up and watch him paint happy little clouds

(13 days ago)

MieleGattina, MitchandDaisy, amancalledpony and zencoach like this

Does it have any happy accidents on it lol

(13 days ago)

MidnightWriter likes this

Lol, no zen...I literally just got it...

(13 days ago)

MidnightWriter and steelrat60 like this

BlueGreen111

Thu, 16-May-19 2:16 PM (3 days ago)

Just over a month in NN, what a wild ride!

Danthaman827, Firesong, Coffee1691, hotbooty69, MelvinMorsmere and 8 others like this

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Over a decade for me, and yes, I usually check in every day.

(3 days ago)

BlueGreen111, Danthaman827, hotbooty69, PApda and MissAshlee like this

Fun how many people have been here for extended periods. I'm over 10 years counting previous profiles

(3 days ago)

riverguy, PApda, MissAshlee and MelvinMorsmere like this

reverence for the ass

(3 days ago)

I'm glad you joined and are having lots of sexy fun.

(3 days ago)

And it only gets better with time!

(3 days ago)

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SexyEnglishBabe

Thu, 9-May-19 5:49 PM (10 days ago)

Hello every1

lennynatural, Likesawankor3, cmp304, Jaydeeezznutzz, J0nny77 and 8 others like this

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SexyEnglishBabe

Hey flitt xx

(10 days ago)

flitterbee likes this

I just ate one and it was the only thing on my mind

(10 days ago)

SexyEnglishBabe

And you thought you'd call me it lol...lovely

(10 days ago)

HughPenis likes this

Could have been a lot worse ha ha

(10 days ago)

SexyEnglishBabe likes this

SexyEnglishBabe

I've had much worse

(10 days ago)

HughPenis likes this

Newgirl16

Thu, 9-May-19 10:24 AM (10 days ago)

Weeks almost over guys

miss_molly, cavalrmick, HotRodd, GottaBeMe, vixenhunter and 8 others like this

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Any news on kelly, is she okay?

(10 days ago)

cmp304 likes this

...and still not sucked off

(10 days ago)

Today marks the halfway point, for me.

(10 days ago)

...I'm skint this weekend

(10 days ago)

Can't wait!! Summer starts next week for me!!

(10 days ago)

builtforpleasure

Sat, 18-May-19 11:46 AM (1 day ago)

Oh how i wish someone was between my legs right now

DaBlueeye, themuffinboy, nu_male, wild_2, plumguy and 7 others like this

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Did your wish come true?

(1 day ago)

amen to that, sexy girl!

(1 day ago)

builtforpleasure likes this

I'd love to help you

(22 hours ago)

I could take care of that wish

(22 hours ago)

Wish we could help you out

(20 hours ago)

MidnightWriter

Sun, 12-May-19 1:22 PM (7 days ago)

Happy Mothers Day to all the lovely Mothers out there

cmp304, TexAngel, wild_2, paramour, WendySilvia and 7 others like this

Ty MW

(7 days ago)

MidnightWriter likes this

You're most welcome

(7 days ago)

hotbooty69 likes this

I considered doing some Mother's Day themed pics...but thought a status would be a better idea

(7 days ago)

hotbooty69 likes this

Ive a blog in mind.

(7 days ago)

MidnightWriter likes this

Go for it dude, I'm sure they'd love it

(7 days ago)

SexyEnglishBabe

Sun, 12-May-19 8:53 AM (7 days ago)

Good Moaning Everyone

xtms1x, Rene_Pogel, hornyfukcer, KiwiPic, mrmeaty123 and 7 others like this

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I was just about to ask you seb..clever clogs..

(7 days ago)

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SexyEnglishBabe

Fair enough lol

(7 days ago)

(7 days ago)

SexyEnglishBabe likes this

(footie}

(7 days ago)

SexyEnglishBabe likes this

Good moaning to you SEB always a pleasure x

(6 days ago)

shaqila

Sun, 12-May-19 8:41 AM (7 days ago)

Happy Mother's Day to all our sexy NN moms!

mojo75nz, Raven2005, shadowvoice, Rene_Pogel, hornyfukcer and 7 others like this

morning shaq love ty ill take another mothers day ty xxx

(7 days ago)

shaqila likes this

You deserve another one

xoxox

(7 days ago)

NaughtyKat

Tue, 7-May-19 7:00 AM (12 days ago)

It feels like a Monday but it's Tuesday. Shorter week at the factory!

dewberry, deepsea69, maraff, KiwiPic, cs06 and 7 others like this

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2nd super power Mr Creole, no bad.

First would be better tho!

(12 days ago)

If you need to go to the production floor watch out for all those reciprocating shafts.

(12 days ago)

nosanity and NaughtyKat like this

Is the production floor where all ingredients are out, made easily accessible?

(12 days ago)

Throw a sickie and have a shorter week

(12 days ago)

NaughtyKat likes this

Haha! Chloe, that'll be too easy. I like pulling them to avoid a work/time out tho. I flipping dedicate enough of my time to the factory.

(12 days ago)

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MissAshlee

Sun, 19-May-19 3:25 AM (1 day ago)

thank goodness i stopped dying my hair and/or cutting it every time i felt a little down

loving how long its getting!

Curiousity24, wild_2, george0042, cavalrmick, MidnightWriter and 6 others like this

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(1 day ago)

MissAshlee likes this

Looking great!

(1 day ago)

MidnightWriter and MissAshlee like this

I'm with MDub. That coy look where you hide half your face behind your lhair and tease the shit out of us with your 'innocent' look... damn MissA! It's heart-melting and cock-hardening all at once.

(1 day ago)

Mr_Vein and MissAshlee like this

i love a women with long hair

(23 hours ago)

maraff and MissAshlee like this

I like long hair just so it can be put in a ponytail! I have such a thing for ponytails...

(22 hours ago)

maraff, hotbooty69, MissAshlee and Rene_Pogel like this

MissAshlee

Fri, 17-May-19 1:19 AM (3 days ago)

running a hot bath: first one to ACTUALLY get into the tub can be my NN bff for life.

hotbooty69, MidnightWriter, george0042, Straightjimbo93, Michigannude69 and 6 others like this

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hey wild- trade ya

(3 days ago)

wild_2 likes this

I call seconds ash....lol!

(3 days ago)

MissAshlee likes this

<<< behaves

(3 days ago)

MissAshlee likes this

and thank you big picture

(3 days ago)

MissAshlee likes this

I saw your rubber duckie...it's cute

(3 days ago)

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MissAshlee

Tue, 14-May-19 3:51 PM (5 days ago)

“You are not required to set yourself on fire to keep other people warm.” Oh and happy Tuesday y’all

MidnightWriter, bonge12, MilesLong66, lennynatural, Mr_Vein and 6 others like this

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"Or am I origami, folded up and just pretend. Demented as the motives in your head."

(5 days ago)

MidnightWriter and MissAshlee like this

But what else can I do to make you love me?

(5 days ago)

MissAshlee likes this

Happy Tuesday, MisAshlee. I'll try not to ignite myself

(5 days ago)

MissAshlee likes this

Thanks goodness... I am out of matches..

Hugs!

(5 days ago)

MissAshlee likes this

Happy Tuesday Ashlee

(5 days ago)

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MieleGattina

Sun, 12-May-19 4:29 PM (7 days ago)

Off to shoot some wildlife...with my camera!

owbiglineman, cavalrmick, GottaBeMe, Gessexold, JediMasterBater and 6 others like this

Is it rabbit or duck season? ??

(7 days ago)

phew

(7 days ago)

steelrat60

Fri, 10-May-19 8:05 PM (9 days ago)

If you keep a bat in your car, keep a ball and glove as well. Your lawyer will love you.

steelrat60, cartoongirl, plumguy, metalwork, Firesong and 6 others like this

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Enjoy steel

(9 days ago)

steelrat60 likes this

I keep a giant Karate expert with my bat. What do you fink?

(9 days ago)

plumguy and steelrat60 like this

Male Karate expert in high heels..there's a TV series there

(9 days ago)

Gessexold likes this

Another thing lawyers like, and thats the STFU lol

(9 days ago)

put me in coach im ready to play today

(9 days ago)

NaughtyKat

Fri, 10-May-19 6:00 AM (10 days ago)

5 to 7am: Best time to see plenty of tits! Grand mostly, some blue.. Hmmm birds, feathers

lezcutiewithbooty, deepsea69, dewberry, Flashybusty801, newtricx and 6 others like this

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Birds... feathers!

(9 days ago)

Great I know the perfect place! Wear that little number I like! Oh and plan to be the dessert

(9 days ago)

Impressed I am Gavdparker; bird language you understand.

(9 days ago)

gavdparker likes this

Which number?? Dessert I may be if satisfactory appetizer, starter & main you can be!

(9 days ago)

Oh you don’t know? Thigh highs and garter. The tables full of food so you can sit on my lap

(9 days ago)

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MissAshlee

Fri, 10-May-19 1:22 AM (10 days ago)

"Let's do the Time Warp again...." anyone else go to those friday night matinees? We'd all strip down to our undies and run around the auditorium....

MieleGattina, Straightjimbo93, owbiglineman, zencoach, Milk_and_Honey and 6 others like this

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alright now take off your pants and go run around for a while- it's the rocky horror picture show rules!

(10 days ago)

shadowvoice and steelrat60 like this

Pants? Pants? Who the fuck is wearing pants at this hour?

(10 days ago)

MissAshlee and steelrat60 like this

now I have that song stuck in my head for the rest of the night

(10 days ago)

MissAshlee and zencoach like this

"Don't know what to do with all of this seemingly meaningless junk? Fear not, everyone around you will help you figure out when to cover your head with your newspaper and throw your toast."

(10 days ago)

It's been far too long since the last time I did a jump to the left... and a step to the right

(10 days ago)

Emilyandnathan

Thu, 9-May-19 6:36 AM (11 days ago)

Today I'm feeling brave!!!!!!! (Emily) x

KiwiPic, deepsea69, DaBlueeye, Neil_M_UK, captain_82 and 6 others like this

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Brave enough to meet me for a drink?

(10 days ago)

miss_molly and Emilyandnathan like this

I would sidders

(10 days ago)

sidders73 and Emilyandnathan like this

Next time I'm in Australia, I'll hold you to that

(10 days ago)

miss_molly and Emilyandnathan like this

You know where to find me sidders

(10 days ago)

sidders73 and Emilyandnathan like this

Some people here call me Emily, but you're sure better looking than I am!

(10 days ago)

Emilyandnathan likes this

MissAshlee

Wed, 8-May-19 3:56 AM (12 days ago)

Drunk me is way too emo

MieleGattina, MidnightWriter, owbiglineman, thyknlong, Rene_Pogel and 6 others like this

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I chime in with a "Haven't you ever heard of closing a goddamn door?" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality

(11 days ago)

MitchandDaisy, steelrat60 and zencoach like this

That's why don't drink on my own

(11 days ago)

MissAshlee likes this

to be fair- i don't get myself drunk often, i usually have help with that mission, and they like to ask questions that hurt- you know. to make sure their date is "real" .. #reasonstobeemoandsingle

(11 days ago)

zencoach likes this

he was shocked when he found out that i was indeed, wearing makeup. no wonder he's single...

(11 days ago)

zencoach likes this

I get very..."blues singer" when drunk alone and being a lover of gin probably makes it worse.

(11 days ago)

MissAshlee likes this

Hitgirly

Mon, 20-May-19 2:43 AM (4 hours ago)

Practice safe sex. Always tie your partner to the bed so they don't fall off!

cmp304, MidnightWriter, steelrat60, lennynatural, happyhumper69 and 5 others like this

hotbooty69

Sun, 19-May-19 4:51 PM (14 hours ago)

Sporting my gold yeahhh

wild_2, SexyEnglishBabe, Danthaman827, george0042, Firesong and 5 others like this

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Congrats on the gold!

(13 hours ago)

hotbooty69 likes this

certified and verified sexy

(13 hours ago)

hotbooty69 likes this

congrats booty

(13 hours ago)

hotbooty69 likes this

Ty all . Having a blast here

(13 hours ago)

SexyEnglishBabe, wild_2, flitterbee, george0042 and MrSexyNiceGuy like this

wooo! i knew it would get there- good job

(12 hours ago)

hotbooty69 and MrSexyNiceGuy like this

SexyEnglishBabe

Sat, 18-May-19 11:08 AM (1 day ago)

Good weekend to everyone

hotbooty69, monkeyboyXO, Raven2005, Danthaman827, Mr_Elmo and 5 others like this

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i agree cat honestly I do....... he’s a decent manager tho..... personally you can’t help but like him.....

(1 day ago)

SexyEnglishBabe

Exactly Cath...all his clubs have been the best clubs in their country and already built with money for improvements

(1 day ago)

cath68 and lip2lip like this

AdeleGingerRaine

hi SEB:

(1 day ago)

SexyEnglishBabe

Hi Adele

(1 day ago)

SexyEnglishBabe

Bye everyone x x x

(1 day ago)

MissAshlee

Fri, 17-May-19 4:35 PM (2 days ago)

"I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it."

wild_2, BryanP47, Mr_Vein, Danthaman827, HotRodd and 5 others like this

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you have great taste, well some of you anyway

(2 days ago)

Frilly toothpicks or crinkly chips?

(2 days ago)

MissAshlee likes this

Great taste in sammiches? Or in other stuff?

(2 days ago)

MissAshlee likes this

I'm a member of a country club, country music is what I love

(2 days ago)

MissAshlee and Rene_Pogel like this

I like your commenting continuity here MissA. Would've congratulated you on being on a roll. But...

(2 days ago)

MissAshlee likes this

Michigannude69

Fri, 17-May-19 3:13 PM (2 days ago)

Great news, wife's test results are back. No cancer. Great news. Thanks for all your thoughts. Now, let's have some fun. Take care

themuffinboy, plumguy, Danthaman827, dirtycpl333, GottaBeMe and 5 others like this

That's fecking great news fella...take care

(2 days ago)

SexyEnglishBabe

wow that's amazing

(2 days ago)

Thanks. A big relief

(2 days ago)

Cameraplay

Thu, 16-May-19 9:58 AM (3 days ago)

If you're not actually involved in the making of a photo or video then you shouldn't be posting it!!!

clittylicker, paramour, bimarriedbottom, hotbooty69, Artistic and 5 others like this

hear hear

(3 days ago)

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MissAshlee

Wed, 15-May-19 11:11 PM (4 days ago)

MidnightWriter, Rene_Pogel, happyhumper69, lennynatural, george0042 and 5 others like this

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(4 days ago)

MissAshlee likes this

Run it up the flagpole!

(4 days ago)

MissAshlee, MidnightWriter and Rene_Pogel like this

"take one down, pass it around... "

(4 days ago)

steelrat60 and MidnightWriter like this

Ooo-ooo-ooh say can you seeeeeee....

(4 days ago)

MissAshlee, steelrat60 and Firesong like this

Salute

(4 days ago)

MissAshlee and MidnightWriter like this

miss_molly

Sun, 12-May-19 1:56 AM (8 days ago)

The sound of smoke alarms ringing sporadically around the neighbourhood signifying the beginning of Mother’s Day

SexyEnglishBabe, cmp304, rhinostool, happyhumper69, GottaBeMe and 5 others like this

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Hopefully you’re wearing a skirt when you bent at the waist

(8 days ago)

I hope the mothers are enjoying a breakfast of burnt toast, scorched oatmeal and jelly beans.

(8 days ago)

Happy day lover, smoocheroonies to you

(8 days ago)

Dads making toast?

(8 days ago)

steelrat60 likes this

I took the batteries out.. momma didn't raise no fool

(8 days ago)

lip2lip likes this

MissAshlee

Fri, 10-May-19 4:18 AM (10 days ago)

i have three dates tonight- they are all magic wands!

will7878, lennynatural, Emilyandnathan, KiwiPic, deepsea69 and 5 others like this

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*kisses raven EVERYWHERE*

(10 days ago)

Raven2005 likes this

Delightful X

(10 days ago)

Hey ashlee, you are a 10 girl. Just gotta say you are beautiful. I'm like a nerd in awee.. but yeah whoever steals your heart is a lucky man

(10 days ago)

MissAshlee likes this

fucking a- now thats a heartfelt compliment. ty so much- honestly and truly... maybe someday

(10 days ago)

Flashybusty801 likes this

Looking hot as fuck as usual Ashlee. Looks like I'm getting no work done just yet x

(9 days ago)

MissAshlee likes this

nz_shellz

Tue, 7-May-19 2:52 AM (13 days ago)

Just wanted to pop on and say I hope your are all having a great day/evening. Be nice to all as you never know what a person is dealing with .

steelrat60, MieleGattina, dogo73, thechicknextdoor, fletcherdog and 5 others like this

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Hello Gorgeous!

(13 days ago)

Hi fletch

(13 days ago)

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Hope your doing well :0)-

(13 days ago)

Hope you had a great day shell

(13 days ago)

Very true shellz, very true. Hi to you

(12 days ago)

Danthaman827

Mon, 6-May-19 11:36 AM (13 days ago)

I got mugged by six dwarves last night - Not Happy....

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You sent them didn't you MW?

(13 days ago)

hotbooty69 and Mr_Vein like this

Hi Metal Xxx Heads still in the gutter but getting by

You good?

(13 days ago)

Yes I did

(13 days ago)

Danthaman827 likes this

@Dan: I got abducted once by a bunch of mutes; they did unspeakable things to me!

(13 days ago)

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yeah I'm good thanks

(13 days ago)

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Danthaman827

Sun, 19-May-19 9:53 PM (9 hours ago)

Theres a story behind every person. There's a reason they're the way that they are - Think about this before you judge someone

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^ Strange party games they have in Essex.....

(8 hours ago)

Gessexold likes this

not even going to ask where one acquires a vat of shite...

(8 hours ago)

Shites R Us obvs

(8 hours ago)

TopCat57 and steelrat60 like this

Could not agree more, had to have a break from this place as it started to really affect my mental health. Never judge until you have walked in that persons shoes

(5 hours ago)

I'm sure TC is no longer here, bet have you ever seen "The Magic Christian" with Peter Sellers and Ringo Starr?

(5 hours ago)

Lil_Bunz

Sat, 18-May-19 1:22 PM (1 day ago)

A quick 'hi' as I fly by....

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Ok lb sounds like a threesome me you and Jerry x

(1 day ago)

My Jeep is a Wrangler and named PJ. =)

(1 day ago)

Renegade here

(1 day ago)

Be still my heart! Beautiful AND has a jeep!

(1 day ago)

Hahahaha

(1 day ago)

MissAshlee

Fri, 17-May-19 10:22 PM (2 days ago)

*warning* EXTRA salty today. Beware.

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calls bullshit

(2 days ago)

PM sent. Im serious as a fuckin heart attack

(2 days ago)

MissAshlee likes this

decisions, decisions

(2 days ago)

*grin* Remember, Im the lost cause. The underdawg. Im a fuckin trent reznor song. Ill disapoint but maybe youll leave wiser.

(2 days ago)

MidnightWriter and MissAshlee like this

Sample of one, but I think MissA goes better with nine inch heels..

just sayin...

(2 days ago)

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juicy

Wed, 15-May-19 1:36 AM (5 days ago)

Life. You just get more insane by the minute!

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Oh ok well dry humping is like my thing

(5 days ago)

i shall book a vet appt for you in the am

(5 days ago)

As long as you promise to rub behind my ears

(5 days ago)

I need to get back to life on this sde of he keyboard. gnight xxxx

(5 days ago)

Same time tomorrow? Don’t wear pants

(5 days ago)

naughty_but_innocent

Tue, 14-May-19 10:05 PM (5 days ago)

Let the boob sweat commence! :-/

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The struggle is real!

(5 days ago)

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Well dammit, my tricycle got a flat, on the way out of the driveway.... Sorry Naughty.

(5 days ago)

naughty_but_innocent

Mmhmm..ok.

(5 days ago)

Firesong likes this

Best I could think of, at that particular moment.

(5 days ago)

I get turned on thinking about sweaty boobs

(4 days ago)

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DoWhatYouWish

Sun, 19-May-19 11:48 PM (7 hours ago)

Hello nudies

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Hello, hello! Hope it's been a good weekend for you -

(6 hours ago)

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Hi! Long time no see!

(6 hours ago)

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I had off today so that was nice

and yes it has been, Mr Vein!

(6 hours ago)

MidnightWriter, Mr_Vein and ears1980 like this

Hello there? Got some chocolate goin’ if you’re still hungry

(6 hours ago)

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Hey hey

(3 hours ago)

Danthaman827

Sun, 19-May-19 1:02 PM (17 hours ago)

If she's honest, funny, laid back, has a dirty mind and an even dirtier vocabulary, eats pizza

and let's you touch her butt... Marry her..... Yesterday

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Must be a great tail to tell....

(13 hours ago)

What ya dreaming about Ravers?

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SexyEnglishBabe

Too late I've set fire to them

(13 hours ago)

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Noooooooooooooooooo

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MissAshlee

Sun, 19-May-19 4:27 AM (1 day ago)

Cause I'm slow like honey, and heavy with mood

Night NNers!

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Night sleep well

(1 day ago)

Missed ya again!

(1 day ago)

Nighty nite sweet thing.

(1 day ago)

I missed you! You'll be deeply zzzzzzzzzzzing by now. So I'll get in early to wish you Good Morning

(1 day ago)

Awww man I missed the Fiona Apple sing along!! Next time. Have a great Sunday Ashlee!!

(11 hours ago)

SexyEnglishBabe

Sat, 18-May-19 11:49 PM (1 day ago)

Hug all your loved ones and cherish every second with them,we never know how long we have left to be with them xx

xx

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your friends here are here for you

(1 day ago)

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SexyEnglishBabe

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SexyEnglishBabe

Sorry to hear of your losses guys

(1 day ago)

Rene_Pogel likes this

Try not to anticipate too much SEB. What will be will be. You're a lovely person and you'll naturally know what to do as things unfold, x

(1 day ago)

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SexyEnglishBabe

Thanks Rene,and hopefully i will know what to do....we'll see..

(1 day ago)

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