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Wed, 22-Mar-23 9:33 PM (3 days ago)
I wish NN had a lil game room...like poker or word games we could all play together.
Tue, 14-Mar-23 9:56 AM (11 days ago)
Survived treatment! Two infusions left then onto in-home treatments. Thank y'all for leaving encouraging comments and msgs!!
Glad to hear. Keep a positive attitude it really helps.
(11 days ago)
happy to hear you came out of it on the better side of life .
(11 days ago)
zippermilf6 likes this
Fri, 17-Mar-23 3:53 AM (9 days ago)
One thing I know is that you can NEVER have a better friend than Artistic, if she is your friend you are doubly lucky, hope you are having fun my friend 😊 🌞 ☀️ 🌤
*tries to hug all the lovely people in this status 
(8 days ago)
Wed, 22-Mar-23 1:35 AM (4 days ago)
Just letting you know that the book, "Understanding Women," is now out in paperback. 
Mon, 20-Mar-23 10:23 PM (5 days ago)
When at the supermarket, I always pick the cashier who’s most likely to have sex with me. Always end up at self-checkout.
Unexpected person at the de bagging area
(5 days ago)
It's much quicker and less stressful
(5 days ago)
Sun, 19-Mar-23 7:18 PM (6 days ago)
Today is my last day of omelette making class, it's my final eggs ham
Yep, I hovered over your shield. 14.5 years.
(6 days ago)
And I’ve known you for at least 10 of those
(6 days ago)
My other self would've had one, but I think it's coming up soon. High Five Humps...you did it!!
(6 days ago)
Wed, 22-Mar-23 4:15 PM (3 days ago)
I don’t understand the hate lazy people get. They didn’t do anything.
Sat, 25-Mar-23 6:00 PM (12 hours ago)
i now have my very own power pole and almost have my own working transformer also a sheriff just randomly came to my house today. didnt get out or stay for long, but he better not! what a weekend!
also a sheriff just randomly came to my house today. didnt get out or stay for long, but he better not! what a weekend!
My new neighbors are moving in next weekend. It took 16 months to complete their build. Hope yours goes more quickly, Ash!!
(6 hours ago)
MissAshlee likes this
Matter is neither created nor destroyed. ~ The Law of Conservation of Mass.
(2 days ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
That's why we call it CAT5 cable.
(10 days ago)
The other pretty kitty at Pixie Hollow.. a little more furry too..
(10 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
Thu, 23-Mar-23 6:29 PM (2 days ago)
A busy week over and I’m having a pre-dinner bath because somebody got cum in my hair! 😜
Mon, 20-Mar-23 11:11 AM (5 days ago)
Fox News is a “news organization” in the same way a urinal cake is a “cake”
Don’t watch that or any other news. No tv, no newspapers (like they still exist) don’t care. If/when the world ends I’m sure someone will call me or I’ll figure it out.
(5 days ago)
Mon, 20-Mar-23 6:38 AM (5 days ago)
Hey NN, quit it with the "new" video chat pop-ups. It's very annoying
I have stamp collection as far as I know it's still legal tender lol
(5 days ago)
Pete_from_Aus likes this
Timber app. That's hilarious. 😂😂
(11 days ago)
I realized the joke is about the timber app, but I took this to different ways either you are logging in or you’re looking for a wood :lol:
(11 days ago)
The go-to site to arrange a treesome.
(11 days ago)
I'm sorely lacking in my daily intake of "vitamin P".
(12 days ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
I feel your pain, Saturn. I went so long without Vitamin C I thought I'd get scurvy.
(11 days ago)
Saturnfinger1 likes this
Mon, 13-Mar-23 1:04 AM (13 days ago)
The only good thing I have to say about the time change is that my car clock is right again
Fri, 24-Mar-23 7:56 PM (1 day ago)
I find it extra icky when men who have a women hating fetish pretend to be women. Just a pet peeve.
As far as pretending goes, I got sucked into a large gallery earlier and found the same pic 9 times, and that was just 1 pic. The whole gallery is all reposts and it's a mod account
(1 day ago)
owbiglineman likes this
and hi ravers!
Mon, 20-Mar-23 8:27 PM (5 days ago)
You are the only exception...... And I'm on my way to believing
Mon, 20-Mar-23 8:03 PM (5 days ago)
I can't believe all the comments, likes and so on that I'm getting. Thank you everyone!
Mon, 20-Mar-23 8:14 AM (5 days ago)
My wife has banned me from making any more breakfast puns. She says if I make any more I’m toast.
is your wife Lady Marmalade?
(5 days ago)
oh no! now you're lack toast intolerant 
(5 days ago)
Must be a cereal offender
(5 days ago)
Sun, 19-Mar-23 6:51 PM (6 days ago)
After years since I joined, now I'm back. I uploaded my license. Damn if I know why!? So, I guess that has to get approved and then I'll post more pics.
I love the sound of thetinymilf.... and the sight of you Looking forward to seeing more. Welcome back!
Looking forward to seeing more. Welcome back!
(5 days ago)
thetinymilf likes this
Sat, 18-Mar-23 6:26 PM (7 days ago)
NN is improving fast, thanks to our team & your feedback. But we need your help to keep it up. Consider becoming a premium member to access exclusive features & support us. Thanks!
You can't unlike a pic. You can click like again if you revisit the pic, it doesn't count, but it does come up in the person's notifications each time.
(4 days ago)
I've even bookmarked some pics so I can like them several times to show how much I like them through their notifications.
(4 days ago)
Fri, 17-Mar-23 2:25 AM (9 days ago)
She asked me to stop and get some braunschweiger. That's when I took a turn for the wurst...
I think I can speak for her too and proclaim we are both sexually satisfied and exhausted, lol.
(9 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
Road trip and a night with music family coupled with much needed hangover sex. Got a belly full of sausage, pasta and marinara. Sleep will come soon, but I do have a beer next to me!
(9 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
Thu, 23-Mar-23 8:28 PM (2 days ago)
I finally was able to open my shoe store for only large-sized shoes. Let me tell you, it was no small feet.
I'd be a tree dwelling fool with those toes
(2 days ago)
Thu, 23-Mar-23 11:15 AM (2 days ago)
Peruvian owls always hunt in pairs…Because they are Inca hoots.
Mon, 20-Mar-23 12:34 PM (5 days ago)
Not gonna let em catch me no, not gonna let em catch the midnight rider....
I love Africa by toto remake by Moracchioli
(5 days ago)
Hello Word Gamers! W3. Q5467
(5 days ago)
W:6 (phew) - Q:768X .. and it's raining -.- morning everyone!
(5 days ago)
yeah yeah I know thx but when you said that in italian embarassment/awkwardness is always linked with shivers
(6 days ago)
Jagged_Edges likes this
kinda like if you eat a sour lemon and you make that gesture while your eyes close and your lips suck your cheeks in 
(6 days ago)
Laphroaigh likes this
Fri, 17-Mar-23 8:56 PM (8 days ago)
I'm reading this horror book in braille, something really bad is about to happen, I can feel it.
Thu, 16-Mar-23 11:55 AM (9 days ago)
I was kidnapped by mimes once…. They did unspeakable things to me.
What is.... What a school bell says on Fridays nights?!
(10 hours ago)
prettygirl1976 likes this
You look pretty hot on your (clothes)off days pg😈😉.. Is that a hint?
(8 hours ago)
prettygirl1976 likes this
maga is cheesy, I'll take the pre-shred!!!
(1 day ago)
Tue, 21-Mar-23 11:49 AM (4 days ago)
- - A big congrats to SEB - 200.000 profile views - 5 more needed - -
Laph, did you see what I wrote on SEB's profile?
(4 days ago)
You're all like hungry dogs fighting over a bone lol...But thank you 
(4 days ago)
Congrats, SEB. Are you giving a Toblerone to number 200,000?
(4 days ago)
It's like that old gag.. 'ninety-nine... a hundred... change hands!' Well done SEB, couldn't happen to a SexierEnglishBabe. xx
Well done SEB, couldn't happen to a SexierEnglishBabe. xx
(4 days ago)
Tue, 21-Mar-23 8:07 AM (4 days ago)
I’m writing a book about hurricanes and tornadoes. It’s only a draft at the moment.
I'm a big fan on those colouring books 👍 lol make sure you add the crayons to
(4 days ago)
If it does well perhaps they’ll take you on a whirlwind book signing tour.
(4 days ago)
Tue, 21-Mar-23 12:48 AM (5 days ago)
Been one of those long ass days. Never quite understood what a "long ass day" originated from so I leave it here tonight for y'all. Good night and hug everyone you can, even that guy....✌🏼
It was the first time I've seen it so thought I'd give it a go.
(9 days ago)
Not that into stout,however I do like the occassional Guiness..
(9 days ago)
Thu, 23-Mar-23 10:07 AM (2 days ago)
