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Mon, 15-Nov-21 11:03 PM (11 days ago)
Just remembered that I joined this site one year ago this week!!😀 One of the best decisions I’ve ever made😊
Sun, 21-Nov-21 11:40 AM (5 days ago)
Love is just a word...until someone comes along and gives it meaning. ❤
Wed, 17-Nov-21 5:43 PM (9 days ago)
"Woman are like country roads, the best ones have curves".....Yes?
Sat, 20-Nov-21 1:36 PM (6 days ago)
Bitching about reduction in content coming from someone with pics titled "Girl Next Door". Yeah, that's exactly how we got to this point thank you very much.
Sun, 21-Nov-21 7:21 AM (5 days ago)
The confidence I have gained because of this site is amazing!!
don't ever look at what else he uses or you be 
in evry food aisle!
(4 days ago)
That was for sweet Box Of Stars to giggle about some years ago...
(4 days ago)
Lol it must be chili beans because that photo is smoking hot hehehehehe
(4 days ago)
JuicyFkingCpl likes this
Sun, 14-Nov-21 11:57 AM (12 days ago)
Anyone want to buy some exercise equipment? I’m having a going-out-of-fitness sale.✌
.. That was the real exercise e
Nah I just purchased some more hangers so don't need an exercise machine to hang clothes from
(6 days ago)
center81 there's already a stripping video of me dancing to pony
(4 days ago)
Bbaggins4321 likes this
Omg yes there is and you are fantastic. You look so sexy as you strip. I am now going to have to take care of something that just came up. Thank u so much
(4 days ago)
You new pics and video are out of this world so fucking sexy.!
(3 days ago)
piercedpink2 likes this
Fri, 26-Nov-21 12:12 PM (11 hours ago)
Who profits the most on Black Friday? The folks who were wise enough to stay home. 🙋♀️ Hi pervy types. 👋
Not only at home, still in bed at 8:30 am!
(10 hours ago)
Sat, 13-Nov-21 9:08 PM (13 days ago)
I weighed in at 169 lbs this morning and my pulse was 69...how very NN of me
I'm sure you're right, DDDana. If it weren't for coffee first thing in the morning, mine would be lower 
(12 days ago)
DanajustDana likes this
Ah yes, the day Americans eat 2-3 times more than normal! Ponder that…🤣 Happy Thanksgiving to you!
(2 days ago)
BlueGreen111 likes this
Thu, 18-Nov-21 12:52 PM (8 days ago)
My wife yelled from the bedroom asking, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body like someone's got a voodoo doll of you & they're stabbing it?" I replied, "No." She yelled back, "now?"
so direct approach is better 
man it felt good to they better watch out or I might make having a day off a regular thing
(9 days ago)
Sun, 14-Nov-21 3:46 PM (12 days ago)
I seem to have given myself tennis elbow, and it’s certainly not from playing tennis.
The best threesome going. 😂 Found that far too amusing for my own good 🙈
(12 days ago)
Sun, 14-Nov-21 12:47 PM (12 days ago)
My friends list looks a little healthier now thanks to Firebrand 
Evening, SEB. My blood pressure is better than Fire's. Just sayin' 
(10 days ago)
Fire_brand likes this
Sun, 14-Nov-21 8:12 PM (12 days ago)
Pineapple goes on pizza just like tongues go into arseholes... Its not for everyone but those that enjoy it are a bit more sophisticated
Sun, 14-Nov-21 7:42 PM (12 days ago)
why do you park on driveways and drive on parkways? some things just make ya ponder 
Because opposites attract.
(12 days ago)
Sat, 13-Nov-21 10:33 PM (13 days ago)
even though my car broke down this morning, i'm still smiling
That's good. I would've cracked.
(12 days ago)
Fri, 26-Nov-21 1:38 PM (10 hours ago)
Hard to believe but it's true. America isn't the only country in the world!
playing back gammon i was asked A/S/L i said age/F/SWE -Which state is that? LL means land not state
(7 hours ago)
Mr&MrsSmitten likes this
Smitten some fine gents on NN has decided that UK is no longer in Europe, im not sure which continent its moved to tho
(7 hours ago)
Mon, 22-Nov-21 10:23 AM (4 days ago)
Fuck, I woke up and can't get back to sleep! Oh well! I put up some new pics
Sorry to hear you couldn't sleep but I'm glad you got chance to share pics! Hot.
(4 days ago)
SexySillySarah likes this
Sun, 21-Nov-21 2:50 PM (5 days ago)
When you wake up on a Sunday and your best friend sends you a few new pics of her
Fri, 19-Nov-21 8:24 AM (7 days ago)
My first video is waiting for approval. I hope you all approve! My pussy enjoyed it!
Fri, 19-Nov-21 7:05 AM (7 days ago)
can't sleep, ugh! so i just uploaded some pics. anyone else awake?
loving your new pic's gorgeous , what a way to start my day looking beautiful women on NN , thanks for sharing your beauty
(7 days ago)
piercedpink2 likes this
Wed, 24-Nov-21 1:58 AM (2 days ago)
A lil early but..Happy Thanksgiving neighbours to the south!
Thank you Ju! 
I have bread, mayo, turkey and pickles, I'll keep the porch light on for you.
I have bread, mayo, turkey and pickles, I'll keep the porch light on for you.
(2 days ago)
DanajustDana likes this
How convenient that this came back around for this morning. Helo! 👋
(2 days ago)
Mon, 22-Nov-21 7:53 PM (4 days ago)
One of life's little pleasures.......solving the Sunday crossword puzzles
Mon, 22-Nov-21 12:07 PM (4 days ago)
I watched a documentary on marijuana last night. That’s probably how I’ll watch all documentaries from now on.
Sat, 20-Nov-21 12:12 PM (6 days ago)
Crystal did have surgery yesterday, the Dr removed the bad spot in her vulva and took several biopsy's of surrounding tissue. Thanks for the positive thoughts.
17 year old with an automatic rifle in a place he had no need to be. Just shows what a fucked up world we live in.
(5 days ago)
"Protecting" a business that the owner did not ask anyone to protect
(5 days ago)
Thu, 18-Nov-21 8:10 PM (8 days ago)
I received a message today from a random guy wanting to meet up in the woods to compare dick sizes... 🍆🍆 ... Funking weirdo, he didn't even turn up 🙄
Sun, 14-Nov-21 2:35 PM (12 days ago)
Why do I always feel great on Saturdays and Sundays, and sick on all the other days ? Maybe I just have a weekend immune system..
Sat, 13-Nov-21 1:57 AM (13 days ago)
It is only whhen a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence. Evening, status dwellers.
Afternoon, loveliest flit. xxx Oh, no, ju! *cough cough*
(13 days ago)
flitterbee likes this
Wed, 24-Nov-21 2:59 PM (2 days ago)
Time waits for no man.......................................................it waits for woman bwahahahaha *Run>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Wed, 24-Nov-21 10:24 AM (2 days ago)
This is my weekly donation of deliciousness to my co-workers. Today we have a selection of Danish pastries.
That is not conceivable. I'm pretty possessive! 😜
Lol! People have said that I’m possessed, so that’s a good combo!
(1 day ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
The best pizza I’ve ever tasted was in Corfu - and I’ve been to Naples too
(2 days ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
Mon, 22-Nov-21 8:30 PM (4 days ago)
so i was just watching some porn (on another site, sorry ) i definitely need to get some toys!
) i definitely need to get some toys!
My wife’s go-to forever was the rabbit style, never failed. She’s settled on one lately that’s just a straight up vibe for her clit.
(4 days ago)
piercedpink2 likes this
Yes I hope there will be pictures when u use your new toys
(4 days ago)
piercedpink2 likes this
Sun, 21-Nov-21 5:11 PM (5 days ago)
America .. too much contrived angst. Get off your arse and ensure every single American can vote, in every election. If yiu don't, rhen STFU about democracy and freedom
Get an independent Electoral Comission to set votiing boundaries snd ensure every American citizen votes. Rhen tell the rest of us how democracy works. We live in a real democrac, try it.
(5 days ago)
ThePadrino likes this
Sun, 21-Nov-21 3:11 AM (5 days ago)
I have the most exciting Saturday night plans ever…painting my toenails and then going to bed😆😁
Hi Teraesa.....I really like your pics...
...I really like your pics...
(5 days ago)
Sat, 20-Nov-21 7:22 AM (6 days ago)
Dunno which is the saddest, the ones sending unsolicited deek pix or those sending their profile pix being of their deeks? 🤔🙄
I can man up to it…..no more deek pix! I’ll send penis pinups instead!
(2 days ago)
NaughtyKat likes this</