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Mon, 15-Nov-21 11:03 PM (11 days ago)
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Just remembered that I joined this site one year ago this week!!😀 One of the best decisions I’ve ever made😊
I 'ave cos this lot are a bad influenza on little innocent me.
(10 days ago)
Taraesa likes this
So you have been living a shelted life under the helmet ?
(10 days ago)
yeth indeed
(10 days ago)
Great to hear!
(6 days ago)
Taraesa likes this
^^^ NN is a true perve, bringing up old statuses LOL
(6 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
Sun, 21-Nov-21 11:40 AM (5 days ago)
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Love is just a word...until someone comes along and gives it meaning. ❤
Oh-oh, what's love got to do, got to do with it....What's love but a second-hand emotion....What's love got to do, got to do with it.....Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken................
(5 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
You do a great "Tina", tugger 😊
(5 days ago)
tugking70 likes this
I believe her reputation at "tugging" is leg end ary
(5 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Tina Tugger would be a great username
(5 days ago)
GottaBeMe, EmuLater and tugking70 like this
It would suit Paulmate betterer than Paulmate.
(5 days ago)
Wed, 17-Nov-21 5:43 PM (9 days ago)
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"Woman are like country roads, the best ones have curves".....Yes?
Like to go exploring your country roads!!😘
(9 days ago)
Yes......so would like to travel along your country roads....
(8 days ago)
I love straightaways more speed 😘😝😘😝😘😝😘😝😘😝
(7 days ago)
Sat, 20-Nov-21 1:36 PM (6 days ago)
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Bitching about reduction in content coming from someone with pics titled "Girl Next Door". Yeah, that's exactly how we got to this point thank you very much.
Mon, 15-Nov-21 12:41 PM (11 days ago)
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I want to grow my own food but I can’t find bacon seeds.
Just cooked a pound of bacon. Always save the drippings of course.
(11 days ago)
They're way,way,way back in the corning in the bottom drawer,you're welcome spunkysmile
(11 days ago)
Right where you said they were Adele
(10 days ago)
Did you know that Cheerios are actually bagel seeds, spunky?
(10 days ago)
hahahahahaha. Love this!
(10 days ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
Sun, 21-Nov-21 7:21 AM (5 days ago)
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The confidence I have gained because of this site is amazing!!
raspberry
(4 days ago)
JuicyFkingCpl likes this
Wait what lol
(4 days ago)
< Ravers puts baked beans in he pants crying don't ever look at what else he uses or you be vomit in evry food aisle!
(4 days ago)
JuicyFkingCpl and mojo75nz like this
That was for sweet Box Of Stars to giggle about some years ago...grin
(4 days ago)
JuicyFkingCpl and mojo75nz like this
Lol it must be chili beans because that photo is smoking hot hehehehehe
(4 days ago)
JuicyFkingCpl likes this
Sun, 14-Nov-21 11:57 AM (12 days ago)
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Anyone want to buy some exercise equipment? I’m having a going-out-of-fitness sale.✌
I bet he wears rainers too
(7 days ago)
Nope arti, treadmill is running machine lol
(6 days ago)
treadmill I had was so heavy I could hardly shift it ohmy.. That was the real exercise e
(6 days ago)
Nah I just purchased some more hangers so don't need an exercise machine to hang clothes from
(6 days ago)
Nope, I am out of the exercise equipment business!
(6 days ago)
Mon, 22-Nov-21 9:06 PM (4 days ago)
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so horny i had to put up some new pics & a vid too clap
center81 there's already a stripping video of me dancing to pony
(4 days ago)
Bbaggins4321 likes this
Well I will go look
(4 days ago)
Omg yes there is and you are fantastic. You look so sexy as you strip. I am now going to have to take care of something that just came up. Thank u so much
(4 days ago)
piercedpink2 and memanmeare like this
Thank you!
(3 days ago)
piercedpink2 likes this
You new pics and video are out of this world so fucking sexy.!
(3 days ago)
piercedpink2 likes this
Fri, 19-Nov-21 11:12 AM (7 days ago)
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Happy Friday, ya buncha pervs! 👋👋👋😊👋👋👋
Filthy perverts, you have to treat us with the disrespect we deserve. wink
(7 days ago)
Yo.
(7 days ago)
Yes Happy Friday 😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝
(7 days ago)
Happy Friday 😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝
(7 days ago)
Thank you
(7 days ago)
Fri, 26-Nov-21 12:12 PM (11 hours ago)
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Who profits the most on Black Friday? The folks who were wise enough to stay home. 🙋‍♀️ Hi pervy types. 👋
I couldn't agree more....your time is far more valuable and productive sitting home
(10 hours ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Not only at home, still in bed at 8:30 am!
(10 hours ago)
Bbaggins4321 and GottaBeMe like this
I've had quite the productive morning AND finished up my Christmas shopping with a few clicks of a button. (& no people!) yahoo
(8 hours ago)
Artistic likes this
....and now its time to put up outside decos. ✌
(8 hours ago)
Artistic likes this
Theatre are constant Black Friday sales no need to go to the crazy ones I see on YouTube ,morning lovely gottasmile
(8 hours ago)
Wed, 17-Nov-21 10:32 PM (9 days ago)
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Do ya??
Always
(8 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Is that Yoda's brother?
(8 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
With you I would
(8 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Yoda's dyslexic bro, it is.
(8 days ago)
I'd love to 😀
(7 days ago)
Sat, 13-Nov-21 9:08 PM (13 days ago)
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I weighed in at 169 lbs this morning and my pulse was 69...how very NN of me
Good girl, DDDana. xxx
(12 days ago)
DanajustDana likes this
I attribute it to, morning bike rides and meditation!
(12 days ago)
ausfoIey likes this
I'm sure you're right, DDDana. If it weren't for coffee first thing in the morning, mine would be lower wink
(12 days ago)
DanajustDana likes this
I do breakfast and coffee after my bike ride.
(12 days ago)
I should try doing that, DDDana. xx
(11 days ago)
ausfoIey likes this
Wed, 24-Nov-21 6:25 PM (2 days ago)
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Wishing everyone in the US a happy and safe Thanksgiving!
Same to you! smile
(2 days ago)
BlueGreen111 likes this
You also!
(2 days ago)
BlueGreen111 likes this
Ah yes, the day Americans eat 2-3 times more than normal! Ponder that…🤣 Happy Thanksgiving to you!
(2 days ago)
BlueGreen111 likes this
Thanks, BlueGreen! Happy Thanksgiving 😊
(2 days ago)
BlueGreen111 likes this
happy Thanksgiving
(1 day ago)
Thu, 18-Nov-21 12:52 PM (8 days ago)
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My wife yelled from the bedroom asking, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body like someone's got a voodoo doll of you & they're stabbing it?" I replied, "No." She yelled back, "now?"
troutbash so direct approach is better LOL
(8 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
Wed, 17-Nov-21 4:57 AM (9 days ago)
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got an early mark and promptly got day drunk
hahaha yes weirdly they always doo
(9 days ago)
miss_molly likes this
the trick is to spring to on em LOL
(9 days ago)
Artistic and DanajustDana like this
I have missed you too miss mowwy grin xx
(9 days ago)
miss_molly likes this
I was good at the last minute call in! LOL
(9 days ago)
man it felt good to they better watch out or I might make having a day off a regular thing
(9 days ago)
DanajustDana and flitterbee like this
Mon, 15-Nov-21 1:29 PM (11 days ago)
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New here! Already having fun!
Welcome aboard. I hope you enjoy your stay here
(11 days ago)
Welcome, you have so great pics, you look fantastic
(11 days ago)
Welcumsmile
(11 days ago)
Yay! Love women closer to my age joining. Have fun!
(11 days ago)
Welcome to the funhouse
(11 days ago)
Sun, 14-Nov-21 3:46 PM (12 days ago)
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I seem to have given myself tennis elbow, and it’s certainly not from playing tennis.
It’s just a cards or boobs thing GBM…! Been a while since I played strip poker 😈
(12 days ago)
GottaBeMe and k12agy1 like this
Who you been wanking
(12 days ago)
Me myself and I
(12 days ago)
bulwinkle69 and owbiglineman like this
The best threesome going. 😂 Found that far too amusing for my own good 🙈
(12 days ago)
I prefers myself, according to me.
(12 days ago)
MellieK likes this
Sun, 14-Nov-21 12:47 PM (12 days ago)
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My friends list looks a little healthier now thanks to Firebrand smile
in mine yes but that is if anyone comments on mine only
(11 days ago)
is it lunchtime yet?
(11 days ago)
must be nearly
(11 days ago)
goodoh i'll pop doon da golf club then grin
(11 days ago)
Evening, SEB. My blood pressure is better than Fire's. Just sayin' tongue
(10 days ago)
Fire_brand likes this
Fri, 26-Nov-21 3:53 PM (7 hours ago)
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hard part is over. geting back to my self now. slowly
Hey Alexis! Glad you are feeling better!
(7 hours ago)
Can’t wait for you to get back to your sexy self, we all miss it.
(3 hours ago)
Fri, 19-Nov-21 11:19 PM (7 days ago)
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Time for a weekend wank lol
I din't think Girls Wanked. Even in
(6 days ago)
bluebayour6 likes this
*Essex,UK...confused
(6 days ago)
i wanked many times, but i prefer a head job
(6 days ago)
Dee says excatly what shes thinking and we love it ❤
(6 days ago)
couldn't get it and couldn't disagree with it.. seal of approval
(6 days ago)
Sun, 14-Nov-21 8:12 PM (12 days ago)
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Pineapple goes on pizza just like tongues go into arseholes... Its not for everyone but those that enjoy it are a bit more sophisticatedpizza raspberry kissass
LOL
(11 days ago)
I think I'll just keep my taist buds for the pizza Dan extra cheese thanks smile
(11 days ago)
It's surprising how many ppl take the 'sophisticated' statement seriously- Personally I don't mind both but I do prefer pineapple on pizza pizza
(11 days ago)
mojo75nz likes this
Extra Pineapple for me mojogrin
(11 days ago)
You know Dan this could make a good photo competition lol...
(11 days ago)
Sun, 14-Nov-21 7:42 PM (12 days ago)
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why do you park on driveways and drive on parkways? some things just make ya ponder LOL
LOL
(12 days ago)
piercedpink2 likes this
Because opposites attract.
(12 days ago)
Sat, 13-Nov-21 10:33 PM (13 days ago)
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even though my car broke down this morning, i'm still smiling
That's good. I would've cracked.
(12 days ago)
Cars in wide spaces...I think Greyhound might be safer..
(12 days ago)
CV Joints go clickity click when going round corners. Then the wheel falls off at 60 mph. Ask me how I know!
(12 days ago)
Maybe your car would break down because you're always smiling? Smiles do not make the car whole, fix it!
(12 days ago)
So pretty!
(12 days ago)
Fri, 26-Nov-21 1:38 PM (10 hours ago)
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Hard to believe but it's true. America isn't the only country in the world!
playing back gammon i was asked A/S/L i said age/F/SWE -Which state is that? LL means land not state
(7 hours ago)
Mr&MrsSmitten likes this
Smitten some fine gents on NN has decided that UK is no longer in Europe, im not sure which continent its moved to tho
(7 hours ago)
So, where in the US are you?
(6 hours ago)
Artistic likes this
hmm South West E........guess grin
(6 hours ago)
lennynatural likes this
Oh, I know where that is!
(6 hours ago)
Artistic likes this
Mon, 22-Nov-21 10:23 AM (4 days ago)
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Fuck, I woke up and can't get back to sleep! Oh well! I put up some new pics wink
They are up lol.
(4 days ago)
SexySillySarah likes this
That’s one positive course of action to take
(4 days ago)
SexySillySarah likes this
ya they are! cool!
(4 days ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
Sorry to hear you couldn't sleep but I'm glad you got chance to share pics! Hot.
(4 days ago)
SexySillySarah likes this
I'm sorry you couldn't sleep.. but great new pics
(4 days ago)
Sun, 21-Nov-21 2:50 PM (5 days ago)
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When you wake up on a Sunday and your best friend sends you a few new pics of her smile
Geez some girls have all the luck
(5 days ago)
Saturnfinger1 likes this
Fri, 19-Nov-21 8:24 AM (7 days ago)
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My first video is waiting for approval. I hope you all approve! My pussy enjoyed it!
Can’t wait to check it out!
(7 days ago)
Mmmmm eagerly waiting to see it,looking at your pics it’s going to be a blockbuster!!
(7 days ago)
And I loved seeing your pussy enjoy it! 😍
(7 days ago)
Nice One...smile...
(7 days ago)
wikdwayz4u likes this
I hope is not yours last video... My cock enjoyed it... I watch it in a loop and still masturbate... with a huge desire so you sometime approve our common videos.
(6 days ago)
Fri, 19-Nov-21 7:05 AM (7 days ago)
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can't sleep, ugh! so i just uploaded some pics. anyone else awake?
Damn fine booty
(7 days ago)
loving your new pic's gorgeous , what a way to start my day looking beautiful women on NN , thanks for sharing your beauty
(7 days ago)
piercedpink2 likes this
have an awesome day chef!
(7 days ago)
Jacobite likes this
I am now pink smile
(7 days ago)
piercedpink2 likes this
Wow I’m definitely up now❤️
(7 days ago)
piercedpink2 likes this
Tue, 16-Nov-21 11:12 PM (10 days ago)
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Collecting these badges one login at a time.
about time LOL
(9 days ago)
paramour likes this
You are catching up to me!
(9 days ago)
lennynatural and paramour like this
Can't catch up to Juicy, she has one you can't get.
(9 days ago)
paramour likes this
Wed, 24-Nov-21 1:58 AM (2 days ago)
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A lil early but..Happy Thanksgiving neighbours to the south!
Thank you, Juicy! 💋
(2 days ago)
Thank you Ju! heart I have bread, mayo, turkey and pickles, I'll keep the porch light on for you.
(2 days ago)
DanajustDana likes this
Thank you Ju.
(2 days ago)
Much as gracias juju!! xxxx
(2 days ago)
Thank u
(2 days ago)
Tue, 23-Nov-21 11:22 AM (3 days ago)
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Bore da! 👋
It took me about an hour to finger out what I think you're tryin to say GBM wink I are sharp today
(3 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Yo quiero Taco Bell?
(3 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Bore Da! 👌👋🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
(2 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
How convenient that this came back around for this morning. Helo! 👋
(2 days ago)
Danthaman827 and Agent_K like this
Plenty to do here if you wanna trade wink or is the kind of bored where theres lots to do and just don't wanna? tongue
(2 days ago)
Mon, 22-Nov-21 7:53 PM (4 days ago)
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One of life's little pleasures.......solving the Sunday crossword puzzles
Not chess?
(4 days ago)
I haven't played chess in ages. I do remember taking a hard beating in the streets of Cuba some moons ago. Elders & youngsters were just way better players.
(4 days ago)
I play against the computer most days too
(4 days ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
That and the NYT Spelling Bee. smile
(4 days ago)
blacktiger1955 likes this
Chess Kat? Sexy, classy and smart 😊
(4 days ago)
Mon, 22-Nov-21 12:07 PM (4 days ago)
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I watched a documentary on marijuana last night. That’s probably how I’ll watch all documentaries from now on.
I should go back to bed so I can wake up and make more sense of this joke...sorry sexy my brain is on the fritz LOL
(4 days ago)
spunky4u likes this
Are you more awake now Adele? The implication is that I was on marijuana when I watched the documentary so I want to watch all documentaries while on marijuana. 🤪😘😘
(4 days ago)
Haha
(4 days ago)
Sat, 20-Nov-21 12:12 PM (6 days ago)
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Crystal did have surgery yesterday, the Dr removed the bad spot in her vulva and took several biopsy's of surrounding tissue. Thanks for the positive thoughts.
Sat, 20-Nov-21 2:29 AM (6 days ago)
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Today was a good day. Justice won. Hi all
Wow! I thought we left this stuff in the real world! There are plenty if political foruns to post on, please don't presume this is one of those and bring anger to the site.
(5 days ago)
Oh I'm sorry thyknlong. Damn I didn't mean to bother you with political talk.
(5 days ago)
17 year old with an automatic rifle in a place he had no need to be. Just shows what a fucked up world we live in.
(5 days ago)
Emu, he was a medic! except he forgot to take medic school.
(5 days ago)
TopCat57 and EmuLater like this
"Protecting" a business that the owner did not ask anyone to protect
(5 days ago)
Thu, 18-Nov-21 8:10 PM (8 days ago)
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I received a message today from a random guy wanting to meet up in the woods to compare dick sizes... 🍆🍆 ... Funking weirdo, he didn't even turn up 🙄
Which woods was it?
(8 days ago)
Danthaman827 likes this
One with trees Lenny tongue
(8 days ago)
Oh, that one. Was it the north end or the south end?
(8 days ago)
Danthaman827 likes this
In the middle of the woods? 🤷‍♂️
(8 days ago)
No, I guess it wasn't me.
(8 days ago)
Danthaman827 likes this
Tue, 16-Nov-21 6:35 AM (10 days ago)
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Who wants to masturbate with me ? Feeling kinda horny.
For those tits all do whatever you tell me 😉 hmu let's make each other cum
(10 days ago)
It's definitely a healthy habit to up hold smile
(10 days ago)
She could drop her ass onto my face and I think I might spontaneously cum!
(10 days ago)
I'd love too , seems about time.
(9 days ago)
Love to watch
(9 days ago)
Sun, 14-Nov-21 2:35 PM (12 days ago)
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Why do I always feel great on Saturdays and Sundays, and sick on all the other days ? Maybe I just have a weekend immune system..
Sat, 13-Nov-21 1:57 AM (13 days ago)
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It is only whhen a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence. Evening, status dwellers.
That it could, moosie. Best wear a net wink
(13 days ago)
Pun intended
(13 days ago)
Afternoon, loveliest flit. xxx Oh, no, ju! *cough cough*
(13 days ago)
flitterbee likes this
Evening, PA. Exactly what I said wink Ah, I remember those days, moosie.
(13 days ago)
Evening, steel. Yup, I figured that smile
(13 days ago)
steelrat60 likes this
Fri, 26-Nov-21 11:56 AM (11 hours ago)
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Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places.
the rule is one in one out spunky
(11 hours ago)
spunky4u, mojo75nz and Agent_K like this
Lol still a bargain bud
(11 hours ago)
Artistic likes this
of course it is! at any price blushing
(11 hours ago)
Whenever we clean stuff goes missing, never to be seen again!
(10 hours ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Like the garbage?...hey spunkysmile
(8 hours ago)
Wed, 24-Nov-21 2:59 PM (2 days ago)
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Time waits for no man.......................................................it waits for woman bwahahahaha *Run>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
If it were only just time zones...hi sexy blobsmile
(1 day ago)
Hey 😊
(1 day ago)
Hello sexy strangersmile
(1 day ago)
Most of us men are waiting on a woman much of the time, think Brad Paisley even made a song about it wink
(1 day ago)
I'm usually waiting on my guy lol...smile
(1 day ago)
Wed, 24-Nov-21 10:24 AM (2 days ago)
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This is my weekly donation of deliciousness to my co-workers. Today we have a selection of Danish pastries. tongue
I just wish you’d donate yourself =p
(1 day ago)
danish pasties? twirling flags?
(1 day ago)
Que? Chevy blink That is not conceivable. I'm pretty possessive! 😜
(1 day ago)
Chocolate twists, cinnamon whirls, raspberry crowns & pecan plaits. What are twirling flags?
(1 day ago)
Lol! People have said that I’m possessed, so that’s a good combo!
(1 day ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
Tue, 23-Nov-21 2:10 PM (3 days ago)
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Ahh fudge it, Im going for pizza one Roma ordered drool
The best pizza I’ve ever tasted was in Corfu - and I’ve been to Naples too
(2 days ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
I like Neapolitan ice cream
(2 days ago)
Me likes Neopolitan ice cream
(2 days ago)
I note K wants all the pepperoni to himself. glare
(2 days ago)
Best pizzas - those made by 7 to 11yo, attending our summer culinary free courses. Bloody mess all over but they learned how to make dough, tomato sauce, prep veg etc & they had a blast.
(2 days ago)
Mon, 22-Nov-21 8:30 PM (4 days ago)
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so i was just watching some porn (on another site, sorry LOL) i definitely need to get some toys!
My wife’s go-to forever was the rabbit style, never failed. She’s settled on one lately that’s just a straight up vibe for her clit.
(4 days ago)
piercedpink2 likes this
Yes I hope there will be pictures when u use your new toys
(4 days ago)
piercedpink2 likes this
Maybe also a toy operator? 😉😂😂
(4 days ago)
piercedpink2 likes this
I luv RV porn..but I can't afford those toys
(3 days ago)
piercedpink2 likes this
I want to be your toy
(3 days ago)
piercedpink2 likes this
Sun, 21-Nov-21 5:11 PM (5 days ago)
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America .. too much contrived angst. Get off your arse and ensure every single American can vote, in every election. If yiu don't, rhen STFU about democracy and freedom
But still absolutely no reason to vote we live in a country(s) where we have freedoms and a democrocy)
(5 days ago)
Grr that should be not to vote
(5 days ago)
Get an independent Electoral Comission to set votiing boundaries snd ensure every American citizen votes. Rhen tell the rest of us how democracy works. We live in a real democrac, try it.
(5 days ago)
ThePadrino likes this
Oh and the dead were dead it was the livung denied a vote. On the busiest election day , I waited 10 minutes to vote and voting is compulsory here.
(5 days ago)
I loveAmerica, but dislike the hypocrisy. Will stand shoulder to shoulder in any war. Please don't lecture the world on democracy until you embrace it totally.
(5 days ago)
Sun, 21-Nov-21 3:19 PM (5 days ago)
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Ever just wake up and feel like fucking?
I regularly wake up "fucked" too
(5 days ago)
every day
(5 days ago)
Lol all the time
(5 days ago)
Always
(5 days ago)
Every single day. It's why I'm almost late for work so often.
(5 days ago)
Sun, 21-Nov-21 3:11 AM (5 days ago)
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I have the most exciting Saturday night plans ever…painting my toenails and then going to bed😆😁
Hi Teraesa..smile...I really like your pics...
(5 days ago)
Need any help
(5 days ago)
It all depends where you are and how you do it if it's exciting. If you balancing on a ball trying to do it I think it will be very exciting 😉
(5 days ago)
May I join you?
(5 days ago)
Sat, 20-Nov-21 7:22 AM (6 days ago)
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Dunno which is the saddest, the ones sending unsolicited deek pix or those sending their profile pix being of their deeks? 🤔🙄
There could be a blackhole in the web! Who knows!?
(4 days ago)
I can man up to it…..no more deek pix! I’ll send penis pinups instead!
(2 days ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
<-- Makes notes to check out what penis pinups could look like?
(2 days ago)
Male parts dressed up in a tuxedo….or maybe a smoking jacket?
(1 day ago)
I'm trying to picture these Heavy! ☺
(1 day ago)
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