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Sat, 20-Jun-20 3:01 PM (12 days ago)
At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me. On a related note… I suck at darts.
*note to self, no going pubing with Emu*
(12 days ago)
Pubing or pubbing lol?
(12 days ago)
Artistic likes this
*get your tin bras here, tuppence a cup....*
(12 days ago)
EmuLater likes this
Could make a new piercing place, the random hole slot is what you could call it, just go wild with dem darts
(12 days ago)
So, she would have been safe standing in front of the dartboard?
(12 days ago)
Thu, 2-Jul-20 10:02 PM (15 hours ago)
I want a she-shed in my backyard. I feel like it is an adult version of a backyard fort, but with wine.
I think you can only have a she-shed if you have a friend, Sheryl (or Cheryl) who also has a she-shed 😝
(14 hours ago)
bluebayour6 likes this
I googled she sheds. You are now responsible for every ad I see everywhere on the internet!
(13 hours ago)
It wasn't lightening zen......
(13 hours ago)
zencoach likes this
^ lightning
(13 hours ago)
zencoach likes this
I have a she shed except I just call it a shed and I keep stuff in it like weedeaters, chainsaws, hand tools and calf pullers.
(13 hours ago)
Fri, 3-Jul-20 10:53 AM (2 hours ago)
rawr
RAWR indeed. Missed you, miss. heart
(2 hours ago)
Easy there, tiger wink
(2 hours ago)
Growl.
(1 hour ago)
rawr ! ! !...Were have you been ? ? ?
(53 minutes ago)
Meow.
(22 minutes ago)
Tue, 30-Jun-20 11:59 PM (2 days ago)
Canada Day tomorrow and all celebrations have been cancelled. I hope everyone has a good one anyway!
all hail to the great country of the North
(2 days ago)
thanks Moose smile
(2 days ago)
So sad....I do hope that there are safe private celebrations smile
(2 days ago)
Sad it seems to be going that way fingers crossed and looking promising the Americas cup will take off here
(2 days ago)
What’s all this aboooot
(2 days ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
Sun, 28-Jun-20 2:20 PM (4 days ago)
yes, even more curvy pics
You're so beautiful
(4 days ago)
LinniePOOF likes this
ty eagle xo
(4 days ago)
Nice looking breasts
(4 days ago)
You're a hot piece of something aren't you
(4 days ago)
Sat, 20-Jun-20 4:31 PM (12 days ago)
starting to show my slutty side on here...thank you for the encouragement!
I love seeing that side of you
(12 days ago)
dirtythirtymegan likes this
you are very very welcome
(12 days ago)
dirtythirtymegan likes this
It's the side we love to see
(12 days ago)
dirtythirtymegan likes this
Hmm keep up the good work.Beautiful pics!
(12 days ago)
dirtythirtymegan likes this
Good for you! Same here...
(12 days ago)
dirtythirtymegan likes this
Sat, 20-Jun-20 12:04 AM (13 days ago)
In other news, I have a pile of chicken marinading. Both Jerk and Tandoori. BBQ at my place this weekend smile
Damn the bad luck
(13 days ago)
juicy likes this
sounds yummy juicysmile
(13 days ago)
juicy likes this
I was thinking breast go good with maple. Nice firm breast, thighs would probably too
(13 days ago)
juicy likes this
I may already have a "maple flavoured" pic wink
(13 days ago)
Westerstar2020 likes this
😁😁
(13 days ago)
Tue, 30-Jun-20 1:17 AM (3 days ago)
No, I’m not a snack at all, look baby, I’m the whole damn meal
I was born like this, ain’t even gotta try...that’s how I roll.
(3 days ago)
So true MG. Just something we all desire!
(3 days ago)
Yes you are. Yum tongue
(2 days ago)
You all are making me hungry.. or is that the wrong H word on this post ..hmm wink
(2 days ago)
I was goin to say something filthy. Don't dare try to cop a feel (ooh, baby)
(2 days ago)
Mon, 29-Jun-20 7:23 AM (4 days ago)
Returned for a bit to test the water... looking forward to catching up with old friends and hoping to be more tolerant, it hasn't started too well... lol
Nipple testing
(3 days ago)
organ stops or chapel hat pegs?
(3 days ago)
Tv tuners
(3 days ago)
cath68 likes this
and hello Cath but, errr you two carry on.....
(3 days ago)
cath68 likes this
hi, good to see you xx
(3 days ago)
maraff likes this
Sat, 27-Jun-20 5:26 PM (5 days ago)
I haven't been around much lately, but I left you a little something.. heart
Would love to suck your smooth uncut cock!!!
(5 days ago)
That ^^^^ was for alley cat not u.
(5 days ago)
Ahhh well when I get a chance to dip the ack shall we say I think the next pope is more likely to be Islamic
(5 days ago)
Dip the wick I meant to say
(5 days ago)
Thank You, Love, may I suckle?
(5 days ago)
Tue, 23-Jun-20 2:37 PM (9 days ago)
I love my current office. Private bathroom, full kitchen facilities, and a jovial coworker. Downsides: I have to clean the bathroom, make my own coffee, and the coworker likes to dig in the laundry.
I would, but I have that laptop cam paranoia. Don’t really have an efficient way to cover it.
(9 days ago)
electrical tape
(9 days ago)
chiquita stickers
(9 days ago)
Tape works lol
(9 days ago)
No leaks
(9 days ago)
Sun, 21-Jun-20 8:25 PM (11 days ago)
I uploaded a Sunday boobs pic but I'm not telling you to look at profile just look at my sunday boobs pic. #blurredrules
< Uses one hand to take piccies on his phone
(11 days ago)
was supposed to be playful; been an off month I guess.
(11 days ago)
It is playful Bayour smile wink
(11 days ago)
< uses 1 hand too provided 1 hand is available raspberry
(11 days ago)
bluebayour6 and maraff like this
^ very "hands on" lol
(11 days ago)
bluebayour6 and 001Bella like this
Thu, 2-Jul-20 9:54 PM (15 hours ago)
my off days are busier than my work days....I need to win the lottery!! anyhoo...firing up the grill ...steak on the menu
Meat and boobs. No idea who you are but i like you
(15 hours ago)
On my way!
(15 hours ago)
Please describe the steak!
(13 hours ago)
Wed, 24-Jun-20 9:31 PM (8 days ago)
i still blush when posting my "slutty" pics...but then i smile when i read all the comments!
Ohhhh I need a dirty woman
(8 days ago)
dirtythirtymegan likes this
so you are a shy and dirty woman?
(8 days ago)
dirtythirtymegan likes this
I hope you’ll be blushing a lot. 😀😀
(8 days ago)
dirtythirtymegan likes this
Hopefully some of that blush energy makes its way lower too wink Was going to say what Big did; but was already taken wink
(8 days ago)
dirtythirtymegan likes this
Give and take. Tug and Pull, Ying and Yank....I mean Yang wink
(8 days ago)
dirtythirtymegan likes this
Wed, 24-Jun-20 1:08 PM (9 days ago)
A dick has a sad life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's a pussy and his owner beats him.
Don't forget to mention it's presupposition to spitting btw,some times astth msoy imopportuen monenthis
(8 days ago)
*at the most inopportune moment wink
(8 days ago)
And he loves every second of his life!
(8 days ago)
even, sloppy seconds wink
(8 days ago)
...and you didn't even mention the working conditions..........hot, wet, dark, suffocating, and sometimes maybe even ful of sh*t!
(8 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
Sat, 20-Jun-20 7:09 PM (12 days ago)
For those about to cum...we salute you!
i guess you salute me all the time then smile
(12 days ago)
superhorny247365 likes this
dirty deeds done with sheep
(12 days ago)
bluebayour6 and Mr_Vein like this
aam69_1 thats how we got syphilis
(12 days ago)
im cummin ohhh im a cummin!!
(11 days ago)
maraff likes this
salutes back to you
(11 days ago)
Wed, 1-Jul-20 12:56 AM (2 days ago)
Good news! I see 2020 is halfway over. Bad news I see 2020 is only halfway over
I'm just biden my time till 2021
(2 days ago)
LOL
(2 days ago)
like any bad situation, i wait for the paperwork and go home when they let me. this whole 2020/vid thing works the same way LOL
(2 days ago)
The think is, can 2021 be an improvement ?
(2 days ago)
Hi and bye moosesmile
(2 days ago)
Mon, 29-Jun-20 10:17 AM (4 days ago)
Ok, maybe i have time for a quick play...
Can I join you? X
(4 days ago)
Please do @kentcock2017
(4 days ago)
Hey there slutty smile is it a two player or more
(4 days ago)
Like someone talked you into it. Like loading a dishwasher lol
(4 days ago)
Heck yeah, got 5-10 minutes to kill? Knock one out!
(4 days ago)
Sun, 28-Jun-20 4:51 PM (4 days ago)
"Your finest Scotch, please." "Yes, sir," the guy at Staples says as he hands me a 12 year old roll of tape. grin
Sun, 28-Jun-20 1:27 PM (5 days ago)
embracing my curves!
Your curves are so utterly embraceable
(4 days ago)
Sat, 27-Jun-20 1:52 PM (5 days ago)
Man, I really love my furniture. Me and my recliner go way back. grin
sounds to me like you're off your rocker
(5 days ago)
Mon, 22-Jun-20 11:48 PM (10 days ago)
Today I am making 3 months since first update here... my NN friends, thank you for making this time special!!!!
Thank you also for stunning pics xxxx
(10 days ago)
Parry2019 likes this
yes thank you for posting your sexy self
(10 days ago)
Parry2019 likes this
and they have been a glorious three months
(10 days ago)
Parry2019 likes this
Mon, 22-Jun-20 8:01 PM (10 days ago)
Happy 2nd aNNiversary to me! 2 years, 3 thousand profile views, more picture views, rates and bookmarks than I'd imagined possible! Thank you everyone for being a bright spot in the gloom smile
can you use a marker to make the 1 into a 2
(10 days ago)
GottaBeMe and Mr_Vein like this
I probably could, but the only one I have to hand has been used for all kinds of unsavoury activities! 😂
(10 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Happy aNNiversary!
(10 days ago)
GottaBeMe and Mr_Vein like this
Wow, autocorrect...mine cums up with suggestions...I never let anyone use my phone! LOL
(10 days ago)
GottaBeMe and Mr_Vein like this
Excellent news, congrats
(10 days ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
Mon, 22-Jun-20 10:03 AM (11 days ago)
My kid just headed off to a friends telling me 'you must be excited! The house to yourself with the tv and you can eat what you want!'
mine chose to sneak out and leave the doors unlocked the other night. I am suffering though all the karma I was I told I would
(11 days ago)
KiwiPic and flitterbee like this
My thoughts would be lock all the doors, run around naked and do what ever I want to...lol
(11 days ago)
Well there is a true family caring sharing tale lol.
(11 days ago)
Sun, 21-Jun-20 5:02 PM (11 days ago)
My wife just completed a 40 week body building program this morning. It’s a girl and weighs 7 lbs 12 oz.
wtf un-conscious
(11 days ago)
Why is that a banned word without the hyphen?
(11 days ago)
Well if you say to some women that their arses are big you get a hard wallop at times and that was a bit much apparently
(11 days ago)
Hence why I asked if you were un-conscious for a week after she hit you.
(11 days ago)
I think so as I don’t have any memories until I woke up on a hospital bed
(11 days ago)
Sun, 21-Jun-20 4:24 PM (11 days ago)
Day I don't even know of quarantine... we have expanded our circle to include family and a few safe friends. I miss normalcy. I am now the proud parent of a 2020 High school graduate! So that happened
Contgrats on the graduation
(11 days ago)
Congrats, I wish your offspring all the best and a bright future!
(11 days ago)
Sun, 21-Jun-20 12:03 AM (12 days ago)
Roasted lemon chicken drumsticks and potatoes for dinner tonight...
lol naughty , a group hugglehumps with mg wink
(12 days ago)
NBI, you can hugglehump on my status! I wouldn't expect flit to be here at the same time as you without hugglehumps!
(12 days ago)
Love the new PP redeyes
(12 days ago)
Thank you, kind sir heart
(12 days ago)
No Ma'am, Thank You!
(12 days ago)
MieleGattina likes this
Wed, 1-Jul-20 1:01 PM (2 days ago)
Happy Canada Day to my fellow Canucks !!!
We very lucky to be here in Canadia.
(1 day ago)
From the shit show below happy Canada day
(1 day ago)
Wed, 1-Jul-20 2:49 AM (2 days ago)
Tomorrow is my Friday, and I am looking forward to a long weekend of doing absolutely nothing.
enjoy !!
(1 day ago)
Been off since Friday, off until Tuesday, done absolutely nothing so far! Well, except when the plumber came yesterday and I had to do an emergency tidy! 😳
(1 day ago)
I cleaned our shower for the plumber, but he didn't leave it as found sad
(1 day ago)
Hopefully he left it in a repaired state.
(1 day ago)
Bbaggins4321 and PApda like this
He also left me a bill
(1 day ago)
Tue, 30-Jun-20 11:51 PM (2 days ago)
Forgot to report my shower for the books! It happened, no pictures were taken. That is all 😝
Well I can imagine wink
(2 days ago)
lip2lip likes this
Hey NBI xxx
(2 days ago)
I hope so Lippy 😜
(2 days ago)
lip2lip likes this
Heya Ju! xox
(2 days ago)
Mmmm
(2 days ago)
Mon, 29-Jun-20 5:59 PM (3 days ago)
First photo was with that gold bikini. Never imagined I was going to enjoy this that much and I would reach this level of exhibitionism... More to come I guess....
You were born to it Gorgeous!
(3 days ago)
Parry2019 likes this
thanks bikini is very nice!!!
(3 days ago)
Parry2019 likes this
LOVELY, thanks for sharing.
(3 days ago)
Parry2019 likes this
Mon, 29-Jun-20 9:21 AM (4 days ago)
Happy Monday Lovelies heart
Only if you don’t let me join in!
(4 days ago)
shaqila, paulmate1984 and mojo75nz like this
eek wel.. ehm.. I can't refuse that offer sneaky Hey hun xoxox
(4 days ago)
I’ve lost track of who’s licking what off who now....
(4 days ago)
shaqila and mojo75nz like this
Hey Shaqsmile
(4 days ago)
shaqila likes this
I'm late to this party, who and what do I start licking????
(4 days ago)
Sun, 28-Jun-20 10:48 PM (4 days ago)
Currently cheeseburgers grilling on the deck and on the cook top is a pot of BBQ beans featuring a generous portion of the most recent pulled pork.
Onion Rings!
(4 days ago)
I ate so much pasta salad, my ass probably looks like 2 giant twisted pasta noodles.......
(4 days ago)
cmp304 likes this
Cheeseburger, bbq beans & pulled pork, burger & onion rings, pasta salad & side salad... all sounds like a feast. Got my sweat pants on bring it all. tongue
(4 days ago)
Then swigging pepto for the rest of the evening tongue
(4 days ago)
cmp304 likes this
I had hamburgers for dinner too,it was so delicious and I made homefries from potatoes and parsnipssmile hello sexy cmpsmile
(4 days ago)
cmp304 likes this
Sun, 28-Jun-20 1:55 PM (4 days ago)
Love it when he wakes me up by licking my pussy...
For once Confucius wasn't so confused! tongue
(4 days ago)
Wouldn’t being woken up while ok having your pussy licked always be good but a hard dongler being moved into ones mouth be rather, errr alarming to a certain degree, move to that at a decent steady
(4 days ago)
Pace at the very least first thing in the morning
(4 days ago)
Not if the one taking the dongler is the one that made it hard. wink
(4 days ago)
Swtcherry likes this
He sounds like a cat or a dog
(4 days ago)
Sat, 27-Jun-20 1:16 PM (6 days ago)
Happy Saturday everyone !!!
Happy Saturday gorgeous!
(5 days ago)
Being on NN is doing something GBM grin .... I'm on my couch watching movies on here.. NN and chill tongue grin
(5 days ago)
And you ladies, GBM and TCND, are stars in my book mmmm grin
(5 days ago)
Thanks
(5 days ago)
Right back at you smile
(5 days ago)
Fri, 26-Jun-20 6:38 AM (7 days ago)
The Freaks Come out at Night
annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd?
(7 days ago)
hot f'in pix tonight!
(7 days ago)
I come out in mornings, so they come out at all times ;P
(7 days ago)
Thu, 25-Jun-20 4:49 PM (7 days ago)
I'm not a lesbian, or bi. I love men. But.....watching girls jerk their clits off has become my porn of choice lately. Just so fucking pretty.
On yourself for this that or the other, if you like it and it ain’t hurting anyone else intentionally then go enjoy yourself as best and in a way you like
(7 days ago)
Mr_Vein and SoulBandit like this
Get a mirror? wink
(7 days ago)
I prefer to massage or stroke my clit...not jerk on it like a Neanderthal
(7 days ago)
Fure, that's bc ur clit doesn't yet owe you money
(7 days ago)
Check out the porn of Denise Masino ... she's got a massive clit.
(7 days ago)
Thu, 25-Jun-20 4:43 PM (7 days ago)
Feeling sexy today
Looking it too I'd imagine
(7 days ago)
I hope you find lots of good times here in NN smile
(7 days ago)
Show us just how sexy you are
(7 days ago)
Who’s this sexy that your feeling and is it legal to do during these troubling times
(7 days ago)
So sexy!!! I need some of it!
(7 days ago)
Wed, 24-Jun-20 11:29 PM (8 days ago)
May have gone a little overboard with the recent uploads...so hard to pick out the best shots...especially with such an amazing subject
Gonna hafta go check them out for sure
(8 days ago)
Myhotwife it doesnt seem.overboard to me.Great 'shots'🙂
(8 days ago)
What? You only have 95 pics up,that's kind of tame for this site...you have a good amount of photos and they are all nice,she is beautifulsmile
(8 days ago)
Sometimes you gotta post the oNNes that didn't make the cut! wink
(8 days ago)
Not nearly enough ! She's great on camera, a real natural and clearly loves what she's doing.
(8 days ago)
Wed, 24-Jun-20 8:52 PM (8 days ago)
Snack, pickled baby onions, salami & mature hard cheese, glass of Merlot & a lovely breeze after a very long & very hot day. 🥰😊
Hi bella Bellasmile
(8 days ago)
Morning Adele 🥰😘
(8 days ago)
i.e a cheese and onion butty,bella wink
(8 days ago)
001Bella likes this
Morning Maraff 😊😘
(8 days ago)
Sounds like bliss to me Bella smile and hiya
(8 days ago)
Tue, 23-Jun-20 8:03 PM (9 days ago)
Fried chicken & chips it is! Brown sauce, mustard or mayonnaise is the question? I have buns no question there. tongue
Really?
(9 days ago)
Yep! Really! No salt on my fries but dare the one serving me boiled spuds or any other kinda spuds without seasoning! glare #imacontradiction 😜😛
(9 days ago)
maraff likes this
Doesn’t matter to ask, always go for what’ll please you the most at that moment or try all three
(9 days ago)
001Bella likes this
I like the 3. Sometimes I just can't chose hence I like tapas size food. You can mix & have different things.
(9 days ago)
All threesmile
(9 days ago)
Tue, 23-Jun-20 1:47 AM (10 days ago)
Done contemplating, now I'm going to take a bubble bath
have fun darling smile hugs xx
(10 days ago)
<<<< Backwasher available
(10 days ago)
I tried to take pics for y’all, but slippery hands. Didn’t wanna play “Dunk the iPhone”
(10 days ago)
juicy and Bbaggins4321 like this
good choice, can I join you?
(10 days ago)
Tue, 23-Jun-20 12:43 AM (10 days ago)
Contemplating the premium offer...
Ummmm
(10 days ago)
My premium is up on 14th October. I'm not even going to think about renewing before October, then maybe.
(10 days ago)
Seems a good offer
(10 days ago)
@clittycakes,I don't see how the offer could be better than it is now.
(10 days ago)
in the same boat here, mine is up in dec, im not sure i will renew mine, but the 60% off off the other day was slightly tempting but I didnt do it....hiya pretty kitty heart
(10 days ago)
Sat, 20-Jun-20 7:24 AM (13 days ago)
Love n massive hugs to all you gorgeous Newbies who have rated, commented or sent me a pm. Glad your still enjoying my photos. ❤️Xx xx xx
You make it easy Katie heart
(13 days ago)
thank you for posting
(13 days ago)
miss our chats!!! where have you been sexy lady? x
(13 days ago)
Just love your pictures gorgeous Katie xx
(11 days ago)
Hlove some hugsssssss ! smile
(11 days ago)
Fri, 19-Jun-20 10:41 PM (13 days ago)
Me and the wife are trying to quit smoking, so we decided to smoke only after sex... I've been on the same pack for 3 months now, but the wife, she's going through 3 packs a day!
Thing is saying you can only smoke after sex is kinda like double the treat so fail fail but you did make me chuckle a little
(13 days ago)
It's an old Rodney Dangerfield joke from when he was on Carson
(13 days ago)
Artistic and Westerstar2020 like this
ahhh sorry rodney never caught my comedy sense
(13 days ago)
LOL Whoopsies!
(13 days ago)
Artistic likes this
LOL
(13 days ago)
Thu, 2-Jul-20 11:00 PM (14 hours ago)
good moaning everyone on this fine sunny friday morning grin
And now a fine sunny Friday afternoon smile
(9 hours ago)
Good evening, pretty flitty heart
(9 hours ago)
raining here now too Nick!
(7 hours ago)
You got pleanty of rain now flitters ?
(7 hours ago)
Good morning flitterbee btw and good morning all smile
(7 hours ago)
Thu, 2-Jul-20 5:47 PM (19 hours ago)
Can not wait to get home...take off all my clothes and crack a cold beer!
would you like some help ??
(19 hours ago)
Blondjerseywife66 likes this
I just finished one. smile
(19 hours ago)
Blondjerseywife66 likes this
I’ll drink to that
(19 hours ago)
Blondjerseywife66 likes this
Careful you don't spill it on yourself
(17 hours ago)
Tue, 30-Jun-20 4:49 PM (2 days ago)
today is my birthday and i yam wearing my birthday suit.
heart
(2 days ago)
thanks, ju. goodnight all of youse.
(2 days ago)
juicy likes this
Yw smile
(2 days ago)
hairytits likes this
Happy Birthday!
(2 days ago)
hairytits likes this
Happy birthday! Dont get your suit too close to the candles!
(2 days ago)
hairytits likes this
Tue, 30-Jun-20 10:41 AM (3 days ago)
Thank fuck today is almost over - it's been a strange old day. First I found a hat full of money, then I was chased by an angry man with a guitar!
Like they say finders keepers
(3 days ago)
As long as you were quicker than the guitar man!!
(3 days ago)
"who's gonna steal his hat you know baby, it's the guitar man's..."
(3 days ago)
Mon, 29-Jun-20 5:21 PM (3 days ago)
another work week ...and already peeking into NN on my lunch break, lol
I'm working from home, so I can check you out anytime. Not just on lunch 😘
(3 days ago)
Sorry I issued you 😉
(3 days ago)
Oh, you said peeking
(3 days ago)
   
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