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Sat, 20-Jun-20 3:01 PM (12 days ago)
*note to self, no going pubing with Emu*
(12 days ago)
Could make a new piercing place, the random hole slot is what you could call it, just go wild with dem darts
(12 days ago)
So, she would have been safe standing in front of the dartboard?
(12 days ago)
Thu, 2-Jul-20 10:02 PM (15 hours ago)
I think you can only have a she-shed if you have a friend, Sheryl (or Cheryl) who also has a she-shed 😝
(14 hours ago)
bluebayour6 likes this
I googled she sheds. You are now responsible for every ad I see everywhere on the internet!
(13 hours ago)
I have a she shed except I just call it a shed and I keep stuff in it like weedeaters, chainsaws, hand tools and calf pullers.
(13 hours ago)
naughty_but_innocent likes this
Fri, 3-Jul-20 10:53 AM (2 hours ago)
Tue, 30-Jun-20 11:59 PM (2 days ago)
all hail to the great country of the North
(2 days ago)
thanks Moose 
(2 days ago)
So sad....I do hope that there are safe private celebrations
(2 days ago)
Sad it seems to be going that way fingers crossed and looking promising the Americas cup will take off here
(2 days ago)
Sun, 28-Jun-20 2:20 PM (4 days ago)
ty eagle xo
(4 days ago)
Nice looking breasts
(4 days ago)
You're a hot piece of something aren't you
(4 days ago)
Sat, 20-Jun-20 4:31 PM (12 days ago)
Sat, 20-Jun-20 12:04 AM (13 days ago)
😁😁
(13 days ago)
Tue, 30-Jun-20 1:17 AM (3 days ago)
I was born like this, ain’t even gotta try...that’s how I roll.
(3 days ago)
So true MG. Just something we all desire!
(3 days ago)
Yes you are. Yum 
(2 days ago)
You all are making me hungry.. or is that the wrong H word on this post ..hmm 
(2 days ago)
I was goin to say something filthy. Don't dare try to cop a feel (ooh, baby)
(2 days ago)
Mon, 29-Jun-20 7:23 AM (4 days ago)
Sat, 27-Jun-20 5:26 PM (5 days ago)
Would love to suck your smooth uncut cock!!!
(5 days ago)
That ^^^^ was for alley cat not u.
(5 days ago)
Ahhh well when I get a chance to dip the ack shall we say I think the next pope is more likely to be Islamic
(5 days ago)
Dip the wick I meant to say
(5 days ago)
Thank You, Love, may I suckle?
(5 days ago)
Tue, 23-Jun-20 2:37 PM (9 days ago)
Sun, 21-Jun-20 8:25 PM (11 days ago)
< Uses one hand to take piccies on his phone
(11 days ago)
was supposed to be playful; been an off month I guess.
(11 days ago)
It is playful Bayour
(11 days ago)
Thu, 2-Jul-20 9:54 PM (15 hours ago)
Wed, 24-Jun-20 9:31 PM (8 days ago)
Hopefully some of that blush energy makes its way lower too Was going to say what Big did; but was already taken
Was going to say what Big did; but was already taken
(8 days ago)
dirtythirtymegan likes this
Give and take. Tug and Pull, Ying and Yank....I mean Yang
(8 days ago)
dirtythirtymegan likes this
Wed, 24-Jun-20 1:08 PM (9 days ago)
Don't forget to mention it's presupposition to spitting btw,some times astth msoy imopportuen monenthis
(8 days ago)
*at the most inopportune moment
(8 days ago)
And he loves every second of his life!
(8 days ago)
even, sloppy seconds
(8 days ago)
...and you didn't even mention the working conditions..........hot, wet, dark, suffocating, and sometimes maybe even ful of sh*t!
(8 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
Sat, 20-Jun-20 7:09 PM (12 days ago)
aam69_1 thats how we got syphilis
(12 days ago)
salutes back to you
(11 days ago)
Wed, 1-Jul-20 12:56 AM (2 days ago)
I'm just biden my time till 2021
(2 days ago)
(2 days ago)
like any bad situation, i wait for the paperwork and go home when they let me. this whole 2020/vid thing works the same way
(2 days ago)
The think is, can 2021 be an improvement ?
(2 days ago)
Hi and bye moose
(2 days ago)
Mon, 29-Jun-20 10:17 AM (4 days ago)
Sun, 28-Jun-20 4:51 PM (4 days ago)
Sun, 28-Jun-20 1:27 PM (5 days ago)
Your curves are so utterly embraceable
(4 days ago)
Sat, 27-Jun-20 1:52 PM (5 days ago)
sounds to me like you're off your rocker
(5 days ago)
Mon, 22-Jun-20 11:48 PM (10 days ago)
Mon, 22-Jun-20 8:01 PM (10 days ago)
Mon, 22-Jun-20 10:03 AM (11 days ago)
mine chose to sneak out and leave the doors unlocked the other night. I am suffering though all the karma I was I told I would
(11 days ago)
My thoughts would be lock all the doors, run around naked and do what ever I want to...lol
(11 days ago)
Well there is a true family caring sharing tale lol.
(11 days ago)
Sun, 21-Jun-20 5:02 PM (11 days ago)
un-conscious
(11 days ago)
Why is that a banned word without the hyphen?
(11 days ago)
Well if you say to some women that their arses are big you get a hard wallop at times and that was a bit much apparently
(11 days ago)
Hence why I asked if you were un-conscious for a week after she hit you.
(11 days ago)
I think so as I don’t have any memories until I woke up on a hospital bed
(11 days ago)
Sun, 21-Jun-20 4:24 PM (11 days ago)
Sun, 21-Jun-20 12:03 AM (12 days ago)
lol naughty , a group hugglehumps with mg
(12 days ago)
NBI, you can hugglehump on my status! I wouldn't expect flit to be here at the same time as you without hugglehumps!
(12 days ago)
naughty_but_innocent likes this
Love the new PP 
(12 days ago)
Thank you, kind sir 
(12 days ago)
Wed, 1-Jul-20 1:01 PM (2 days ago)
Wed, 1-Jul-20 2:49 AM (2 days ago)
enjoy !!
(1 day ago)
Been off since Friday, off until Tuesday, done absolutely nothing so far! Well, except when the plumber came yesterday and I had to do an emergency tidy! 😳
(1 day ago)
I cleaned our shower for the plumber, but he didn't leave it as found 
(1 day ago)
He also left me a bill
(1 day ago)
Tue, 30-Jun-20 11:51 PM (2 days ago)
Heya Ju! xox
(2 days ago)
Mon, 29-Jun-20 5:59 PM (3 days ago)
Mon, 29-Jun-20 9:21 AM (4 days ago)
wel.. ehm.. I can't refuse that offer 
Hey hun xoxox
(4 days ago)
I'm late to this party, who and what do I start licking????
(4 days ago)
Sun, 28-Jun-20 10:48 PM (4 days ago)
Cheeseburger, bbq beans & pulled pork, burger & onion rings, pasta salad & side salad... all sounds like a feast. Got my sweat pants on bring it all.
(4 days ago)
Sun, 28-Jun-20 1:55 PM (4 days ago)
For once Confucius wasn't so confused!
(4 days ago)
Wouldn’t being woken up while ok having your pussy licked always be good but a hard dongler being moved into ones mouth be rather, errr alarming to a certain degree, move to that at a decent steady
(4 days ago)
Pace at the very least first thing in the morning
(4 days ago)
He sounds like a cat or a dog
(4 days ago)
Sat, 27-Jun-20 1:16 PM (6 days ago)
Being on NN is doing something GBM 
.... I'm on my couch watching movies on here.. NN and chill
.... I'm on my couch watching movies on here.. NN and chill
(5 days ago)
ThechicknextdoorPt2 likes this
And you ladies, GBM and TCND, are stars in my book mmmm
(5 days ago)
ThechicknextdoorPt2 likes this
Fri, 26-Jun-20 6:38 AM (7 days ago)
Thu, 25-Jun-20 4:49 PM (7 days ago)
On yourself for this that or the other, if you like it and it ain’t hurting anyone else intentionally then go enjoy yourself as best and in a way you like
(7 days ago)
Get a mirror?
(7 days ago)
I prefer to massage or stroke my clit...not jerk on it like a Neanderthal
(7 days ago)
Fure, that's bc ur clit doesn't yet owe you money
(7 days ago)
Check out the porn of Denise Masino ... she's got a massive clit.
(7 days ago)
Thu, 25-Jun-20 4:43 PM (7 days ago)
Looking it too I'd imagine
(7 days ago)
I hope you find lots of good times here in NN
(7 days ago)
Show us just how sexy you are
(7 days ago)
Who’s this sexy that your feeling and is it legal to do during these troubling times
(7 days ago)
So sexy!!! I need some of it!
(7 days ago)
Wed, 24-Jun-20 11:29 PM (8 days ago)
Gonna hafta go check them out for sure
(8 days ago)
Myhotwife it doesnt seem.overboard to me.Great 'shots'🙂
(8 days ago)
What? You only have 95 pics up,that's kind of tame for this site...you have a good amount of photos and they are all nice,she is beautiful
(8 days ago)
Sometimes you gotta post the oNNes that didn't make the cut!
(8 days ago)
Not nearly enough ! She's great on camera, a real natural and clearly loves what she's doing.
(8 days ago)
Wed, 24-Jun-20 8:52 PM (8 days ago)
Tue, 23-Jun-20 8:03 PM (9 days ago)
Really?
(9 days ago)
#imacontradiction 😜😛
I like the 3. Sometimes I just can't chose hence I like tapas size food. You can mix & have different things.
(9 days ago)
All three
(9 days ago)
Tue, 23-Jun-20 1:47 AM (10 days ago)
Tue, 23-Jun-20 12:43 AM (10 days ago)
Ummmm
(10 days ago)
My premium is up on 14th October. I'm not even going to think about renewing before October, then maybe.
(10 days ago)
Seems a good offer
(10 days ago)
@clittycakes,I don't see how the offer could be better than it is now.
(10 days ago)
in the same boat here, mine is up in dec, im not sure i will renew mine, but the 60% off off the other day was slightly tempting but I didnt do it....hiya pretty kitty
(10 days ago)
Sat, 20-Jun-20 7:24 AM (13 days ago)
Fri, 19-Jun-20 10:41 PM (13 days ago)
Thing is saying you can only smoke after sex is kinda like double the treat so fail fail but you did make me chuckle a little
(13 days ago)
It's an old Rodney Dangerfield joke from when he was on Carson
(13 days ago)
ahhh sorry rodney never caught my comedy sense
(13 days ago)
(13 days ago)
Thu, 2-Jul-20 11:00 PM (14 hours ago)
Thu, 2-Jul-20 5:47 PM (19 hours ago)
Careful you don't spill it on yourself
(17 hours ago)
Tue, 30-Jun-20 4:49 PM (2 days ago)
Tue, 30-Jun-20 10:41 AM (3 days ago)
Mon, 29-Jun-20 5:21 PM (3 days ago)
