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Sun, 16-Jun-24 1:31 PM (5 days ago)
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Good day NNers.. I'm moving and changing my entire lifestyle in just 13 days.. I won't be here as much till then.. come July.. I shall return. Hugs!!
Entire life style? How exactly?
(4 days ago)
wow life changes are always adrenaline-filled!! I wish you the best smile
(4 days ago)
Looking forward to your return!
(4 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
Good luck, hope all goes well x
(3 days ago)
Returning the hug, hope all is good with you sexy lady smile ~rm
(3 days ago)
Fri, 14-Jun-24 6:34 AM (7 days ago)
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Saw this ad on Facebook today: Wedding dress for sale. Worn once by mistake.
Britney Spears comes to mind, spunky. Hmm..
(5 days ago)
juicy likes this
Wasnt Cher married for only a few day/ I am old so my memory may not be that great
(5 days ago)
juicy likes this
A Kuwaiti couple takes the crown for the shortest marriage in history lasting only 3 minutes.
(5 days ago)
Britt is the shortest celebrity marriage
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What the fuck, did they have the divorce lawyers invited to the wedding? They didn't even have enough time to fuck!
(5 days ago)
Wed, 12-Jun-24 2:21 PM (8 days ago)
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If you ever see me jogging,please kill whatever is chasing me ohmy
Anytime
(8 days ago)
Lol
(8 days ago)
The mobile version of NN is chasing you Adele! 🏃‍♀️📱
(8 days ago)
It's tracking you...scared
(8 days ago)
Rick12111 likes this
Im not that violent, can i just stick my leg out??
(8 days ago)
McPhallus and Rick12111 like this
Sun, 16-Jun-24 4:45 PM (4 days ago)
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I have no shame in taking my panties off even if I have a little pussy cream stain on the inside front that I've made during the day sometimes. Not for everyone, but I get a kick out of it.
I like to call it Clitty Litter darling...xxx
(4 days ago)
My underwear tends to look like that, but i get a little self conscious about it.
(4 days ago)
I love that it’s a turn on.
(2 days ago)
risingmoonsunset likes this
I used to get off making my ex cream her panties over the phone when we were long distance. She'd sometimes leave a pair behind after a visit as a reward for my hard work. 😉
(2 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
That little stain is a big turn on.
(2 days ago)
Sat, 8-Jun-24 1:40 AM (13 days ago)
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I need to watch someone suck my clit
Why?
(13 days ago)
cooz !
(13 days ago)
🙋‍♂️
(13 days ago)
SashaDoll likes this
I gladly volunteer.
(12 days ago)
SashaDoll likes this
I need you to watch me suck your clit
(12 days ago)
SashaDoll likes this
Sat, 15-Jun-24 10:08 PM (5 days ago)
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Don't judge a woman by pounds (or stones or kgs) and you won't be judged by inches (or cm).
You can! Just unlike it and then like it again. laugh
(5 days ago)
Playfulness and zest for life in a woman is what really turn me on.
(5 days ago)
Women of all shapes and sizes can be beautiful. A fat old guy with a little dick? Not so much! 😂😂😂
(5 days ago)
Some women judge men by the pound. .... How many pounds they have in a British bank account!
(5 days ago)
it would be perfect if we could judge only other's mind and act like we are being judge only by our mind
(5 days ago)
Sat, 15-Jun-24 3:00 PM (5 days ago)
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Jiggling my titties and ass for all the Fathers out there😉😉 Hope you enjoy your weekend Honies🤗
bounce bounce bounce
(5 days ago)
SashaDoll and Jersey__Girl like this
mmmmm thank you Sasha. What a gift 😋
(5 days ago)
SashaDoll likes this
Thank you Sasha, very much appreciated 😘
(5 days ago)
SashaDoll likes this
Sat, 15-Jun-24 11:44 AM (6 days ago)
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Thanks for all the comments on my latest picture. I’m about to get my 20th tattoo. I must love the pain 😆 x
love
(6 days ago)
rhinostool likes this
Nothing better than feel of fresh ink...... probably why I'm a walking billboard.......
(6 days ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
Jealous. I love new tattoo day!
(5 days ago)
I'd like to get a new tattoo. Unfortunately, I can't afford it right now and the guy that's done all my other work lives in California now.
(5 days ago)
Mon, 10-Jun-24 7:01 PM (10 days ago)
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just looking at a few photos today. one decent photo totally lost me due to captioning. if you feel the need to post your jealousy, by naming others you're jealous of, rethink that.
Nbi i think you and i as chub chubs can see the beauty in ALL sizes without jealousy
(9 days ago)
mrsUnderDog59 likes this
still horse shit love
(9 days ago)
mrjimm likes this
oddly some of us look at how people carry themselves. I'm shallow enough to find certain body types hot. but it can all go away with a shitty way of being........
(9 days ago)
.... and the opposite is also true. people who aren't normally my type physically can all the sudden make me sweat because they're so awesome as a person.
(9 days ago)
and then we have at least a couple who've posted even on this status that are my type and are cool as well. 😉
(9 days ago)
Sat, 8-Jun-24 9:54 PM (12 days ago)
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I long to see you in the Morning light… i long to reach for you in the night..
Thanks for the ear worm Tug
(12 days ago)
SpiritWolf68, gpflem and tugking70 like this
What a song
(12 days ago)
tugking70 likes this
I fear this may be considered sacrilegious but I’ll say it anyway: there is a gorgeous cover of Lay Lady Lay by Magnet & Gemma Hayes. <takes cover>
(11 days ago)
Justmedamian likes this
I doubt that
(11 days ago)
The Duran Duran cover is also worthy of mention 👍
(11 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
Wed, 12-Jun-24 9:45 PM (8 days ago)
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Thank you all for the warm, wet welcome!
I'd love to see photos of you in the shower, hotel showers are great 😀
(8 days ago)
AnneNude likes this
Welcome to NN I sent you a welcome gift check your inbox
(8 days ago)
AnneNude likes this
Fantastic body
(8 days ago)
AnneNude likes this
You're hot, but you'd be absolutely hot, if you did verification pics.........
(8 days ago)
sooo I'm not gonna give my 2c here rolleyes
(8 days ago)
owbiglineman and tugking70 like this
Sun, 16-Jun-24 4:42 PM (4 days ago)
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So, someone found a bug on a bed and named it a bedbug. Makes sense! But what the fuck is the story behind a cockroach?! eek
Most likely was found under the foreskin during a blowjob.
(4 days ago)
shaqila and McPhallus like this
Eewww!
(4 days ago)
lennynatural and McPhallus like this
But that's just a guess grin
(4 days ago)
shaqila and McPhallus like this
😂 I found a bug at work one day and discovered it was a cockchafer...
(4 days ago)
shaqila and lennynatural like this
Thu, 20-Jun-24 8:44 AM (1 day ago)
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Hello my dears I am overwhelmed with all the love and support and PMs and all your great compliments. I didn't expect this and I thank you from the bottom of my heart for all of it.
Awe, don't reply to my message, it is not necessary. love
(1 day ago)
Hello MMF its a pleasure to view your pics and comment you are a very attractive lady. Also anyone who posts naked pics on NN deserves praise as it is a brave and fun thing to do. Cheers
(1 day ago)
SashaDoll likes this
You deserve all the great compliments.
(1 day ago)
SashaDoll and McPhallus like this
You are a beautiful, fun, and caring woman. You deserve all the love!
(1 day ago)
Wed, 19-Jun-24 9:12 AM (2 days ago)
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If someone asked me if I had a favourite prog rock band … I would say yes.
👽
(2 days ago)
You must of been in a rush to answer.
(1 day ago)
I would be too f**king crimson with embarrassment to admit it
(1 day ago)
Pretty sure Yes is a fave prog band among women too. Never heard a lady cry out '' Genesis! Genesis! Genesis!'' during sex.
(1 day ago)
Mon, 17-Jun-24 5:15 PM (3 days ago)
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Always hard to get back in the swing of things after a vacation..hope all you horny peeps are doing well
Thanks 😊
(3 days ago)
shaqila likes this
Hi Bbaggins, hope you had a great holiday 😀
(3 days ago)
Bbaggins4321 likes this
Was quite an epic adventure sexy Adele
(3 days ago)
All the emails!
(3 days ago)
Bbaggins4321 likes this
Yeah that took about an hour to sort through lol
(3 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
Sun, 16-Jun-24 1:31 PM (5 days ago)
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Happy Fathers Day To All The Dads And The Moms Who Are Doing A Dads Job Too!!
Sun, 16-Jun-24 8:41 AM (5 days ago)
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Hope everyone has a good day smile Sunday chill vibes all round
Wish you a good day too.
(5 days ago)
EvaVWilliams likes this
And to you to
(5 days ago)
EvaVWilliams likes this
Great start to a warm Sunday!
(5 days ago)
EvaVWilliams likes this
hot vibes here in Italy.. hot and sultry! tongue
(5 days ago)
No need to show off, Laph - some of us live in countries that for some reason think it’s still winter! 😉
(4 days ago)
Sun, 9-Jun-24 11:08 AM (12 days ago)
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I accidentally drank some holy water with my laxative. I’m about to start a religious movement. 😙😉😑🙄😊
🤦‍♂️
(12 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
DON'T FART !!
(11 days ago)
owbiglineman likes this
Fri, 7-Jun-24 2:54 PM (13 days ago)
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Attacking members on their appearance, sexual preference or anything else will not be tolerated. Thank you.
Preach 🙌🏻
(13 days ago)
Good that your doing yob Shaq. Must mean that your getting better..x
(13 days ago)
* your job as a mod...smile
(13 days ago)
I am on the mend, thank you Birdie x
(13 days ago)
Raven2005 and McPhallus like this
Tue, 18-Jun-24 1:31 AM (3 days ago)
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First heat warning of the year. It is not even summer yet. Bring on fall!!
What temp does it have to be for a warning?
(3 days ago)
Mid 40s with humidity. Keep in mind we do not get cold warnings unless it is -35 and below
(3 days ago)
take your clothes off I did not so bad
(3 days ago)
We're supposed to experience 35c over the weekend.
(3 days ago)
Wow! Keep cool!
(3 days ago)
Sat, 15-Jun-24 10:43 AM (6 days ago)
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When I offer to wash your back in the shower, all you have to do is say yes. Not all this "Who are you and how did you get in here? nonsense. blink
ok ok, but no reach around n touch ma deek, ok sneaky
(6 days ago)
Oh look, the soap had dropped on the floor
(6 days ago)
unsureticks me finga in he poodot nono
(6 days ago)
Oh the ungrateful peoples lol
(6 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
Hahaha hey spunky 💋
(5 days ago)
Fri, 14-Jun-24 12:03 AM (7 days ago)
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Back home from my business trip. It's going to be a fun night!
Does the fun include caming? Would love to see you live.
(7 days ago)
You should probably take some pics, that way it's logged, for the memories........
(7 days ago)
LOVEXXXPORN and Rick12111 like this
Hope it was a lovely night.
(1 day ago)
i had a business trip, once love
(1 day ago)
Every time i go to the head I take care of business.
(1 day ago)
Thu, 13-Jun-24 12:40 AM (8 days ago)
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I’ll take up jogging when I see a jogger smiling.
Touché, Ké. tongue
(8 days ago)
Agent_K likes this
ive seen it,,, it was scary unsure
(8 days ago)
Do think that a wagging pony tail of a lady jogger is pure happiness.
(8 days ago)
Agent_K likes this
Tue, 11-Jun-24 11:54 PM (9 days ago)
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Just broke my NN record. 4 weeks without an offensive message. rolleyes
do you want another one? w00t love
(9 days ago)
Agent_K likes this
Well done
(9 days ago)
New goals.
(9 days ago)
Records are meant to be broken, too bad about that one.
(9 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
I don’t get why anyone would make the effort to offend someone unless provoked. Do these idiots genuinely feel better for being shitty to others? Weird weird traits.
(9 days ago)
Tue, 11-Jun-24 8:01 PM (9 days ago)
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So I get the once, maybe twice changing of one's name...but why is it allowed so often? Seems like it's changed more than the underwear are 🤷🏻‍♀️🙄 jmo
I mean I know which member you are referring to....but is it admin that has to change it
(9 days ago)
We were here_for_u for 8 years then changed to the royal couple so 1 change in 16 years. No idea why people change every five minutes. Sometimes they pretend to be completely different people lol
(9 days ago)
Indecision in action.
(9 days ago)
Maybe it’s their multiple personalities fighting each other who change the name….. 😂😂😂😂 just sayin…
(9 days ago)
or why they leave so often then come back with a diff but same name🙄
(9 days ago)
Mon, 10-Jun-24 1:22 AM (11 days ago)
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I am rather surprised no one has set up a recipe group yet. Don't look at me. I am not getting involved but will peruse should one happen
Take one ready Juicy, remove extraneous coverings, cover well with warm fragrant oil and rub in well. Insert meat thermometer repeatedly until juicy is done
(10 days ago)
juicy likes this
What a great idea!
(10 days ago)
juicy likes this
As stated above I do not want the responsibility of a group. I would however like to see someone do it
(10 days ago)
Rick12111 and McPhallus like this
My apologies I misunderstood the "pic of the finished product. Recipe in description " smile
(10 days ago)
juicy, Rick12111 and McPhallus like this
AGR, You don't have to be in the kitchen to make our mouths water.
(10 days ago)
Tue, 18-Jun-24 6:07 PM (2 days ago)
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Later sexy peeps,I'm off to maybe watch a movie. smile
Let us know what you watched and if it was good.
(2 days ago)
Good movie?
(2 days ago)
Watched Haunt and Clickbait-infollowed....haunt was scary but had a fantastic ending,totally rewatchable
(2 days ago)
Fbvines and McPhallus like this
Just home from watching Inside Out 2
(2 days ago)
I like animation but not finding any desire to watch that one,hope you enjoyed yourself
(2 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
Tue, 18-Jun-24 9:15 AM (3 days ago)
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Mon, 17-Jun-24 11:20 AM (4 days ago)
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I love how nice everyone is. Big hugs 🤍
I love how nice you look SD!
(4 days ago)
SashaDoll likes this
We do enjoy how you make us feel.
(3 days ago)
SashaDoll likes this
Being exposed on NN only leaves happiness......your body brings much happiness
(3 days ago)
SashaDoll likes this
Xx
(3 days ago)
SashaDoll likes this
Giving back to you .. {{{HUGS}}}
(3 days ago)
SashaDoll likes this
Fri, 14-Jun-24 7:24 PM (6 days ago)
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This week can suck a fat one, tyvm
Wishes a better next week for Ash.
(6 days ago)
That's how I felt this morning, thanks to unreliable employees. Then, a random stranger walking out of a gas station looked at me and said to "have a happy Father's day". I think I'll take his advice.
(5 days ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
I fear that next week could be worst for me crying,
(5 days ago)
It was a beautiful day in the midwest for a naked bike ride
(5 days ago)
Sorry to hear that, MissA, even though I had nothing to do with it. Honest. xx
(5 days ago)
Fri, 14-Jun-24 11:17 AM (7 days ago)
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A friend of mine did his pilot’s exam just after a storm, and flew through a rainbow. He passed with flying colours.
Thu, 13-Jun-24 6:33 PM (7 days ago)
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Oi oi savaloy!
How are *you*?
(7 days ago)
Wish my "sausage" could say "hello".
(7 days ago)
I’m pretty good I suppose! Survived my first week back at work, so I call that an achievement
(7 days ago)
‘Aas it goi’n treacle ?
(7 days ago)
MellieK likes this
I’ll just say hello to everyone the normal way Hello. And what’s in my pocket? Why yes, I AM glad to see you.
(7 days ago)
MellieK likes this
Thu, 13-Jun-24 3:19 PM (7 days ago)
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We've had some fun here and met some cool people, but this place is not for us anymore. We joined a place that was supposed to be about real people and this place is the opposite of that.
Oh crap, Damo. The Rock is on the phone, wants to have a word with you. muscles
(6 days ago)
Justmedamian likes this
If he weren’t bald , maybe he would not be such a poor actor ….
(6 days ago)
MitchandDaisy likes this
We still like NN 🙏
(6 days ago)
Oh no! You'll be missed. Good luck.
(6 days ago)
AS this is at the top. FLAKES who run multiple accounts hiding behind VPN's are THE problem, lot of U fall for it. End of my opinion on this SHIT !!!!
(6 days ago)
Thu, 13-Jun-24 3:07 PM (7 days ago)
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Honored to be featured on the front page! Wow, you guys know how to make a gal feel welcome heart
Always good to see a gorgeous lady
(7 days ago)
AnneNude likes this
Well deserved
(7 days ago)
AnneNude likes this
You look great nude
(7 days ago)
AnneNude likes this
Welcome to the madness! Congrats on your front page spot
(7 days ago)
AnneNude likes this
You are as beautiful naked as I have seen here. Like a rocket, straight to the top! Enjoy the ride.
(7 days ago)
AnneNude likes this
Thu, 13-Jun-24 1:08 PM (8 days ago)
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Always horny
Ditto, Brinn. I have a feeling it would be practically non-stop between us under the same roof. 😛
(8 days ago)
Im always horny also looking at your pics makes me even more!
(8 days ago)
As am I - it’s only the degree that varies
(7 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
I know the feeling
(7 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
It is the way of my people.
(7 days ago)
Wed, 12-Jun-24 2:52 PM (8 days ago)
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It takes years to accept your body, but once you do, the mind follows and the liberation is orgasmic
Gee trc, that's someones favorite word on here 😆
(8 days ago)
Couldn't think of anything else to write. Lol
(7 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
😆 so which is it indifference or mild disappointmentgrin *runs >>>>>>>
(7 days ago)
McPhallus and theroyalcouple like this
😱😱🤪🤪 both. We don't care what we look like but disappointed when people don't notice us 🤣🤣🤣
(7 days ago)
My body isn't great, but it certainly could be worse. It's my face that frightens everyone.
(7 days ago)
Tue, 11-Jun-24 3:29 PM (9 days ago)
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Taking a few mental health days off and heading south woohoo
I don't know,either orsmile
(9 days ago)
Enjoy bro! I'm done after tomorrow until next Monday. Our daughter's flying down here with the grands. Weather permitting, we have an airboat booked and parasailing.
(9 days ago)
One more day of work .. Then I head for Pittsburgh for my niece's Wedding
(8 days ago)
owbiglineman likes this
Smits I hope you got to do so that
(5 days ago)
All.. lol
(5 days ago)
Tue, 11-Jun-24 12:06 AM (10 days ago)
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"Here in my car ..I feel safest of all ..I can lock all my doors ..And it's the only way I live"
Here in my car...I can only receive....I can listen to you...And it keeps me stable for days..... in cars.................
(10 days ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
Was awesome at Roundhouse last week.
(10 days ago)
Agent_K and McPhallus like this
Jealous of Damien. I heard him being interviewed by Craig Charles on R6 last week and he was interesting
(10 days ago)
Justmedamian likes this
In cars,love me some Gary Newman
(10 days ago)
Straightjimbo93 likes this
as Justmedamian alluded to. Gary is on tour. His daughter also has a new release out.
(10 days ago)
Justmedamian likes this
Sat, 8-Jun-24 3:57 AM (13 days ago)
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i 💗 the new groups feature on NN! so i created one 😁 babes in bikinis 👙 check it out & post yours! [Link]
uhuh uhuh i do, can u impregnate me love
(12 days ago)
Wodja likes this
I'm too fat for it.
(11 days ago)
^ prove it
(11 days ago)
As for Bikinis, , I like See-Trough Micro Bikinis happydance
(11 days ago)
ravers my love love i hate to break it to u, but i done fink fwoppa will fit in a micro bikini? crying
(10 days ago)
Fri, 21-Jun-24 9:25 AM (4 hours ago)
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Never wear headphones while vacuuming. I just finished the whole house and realized I forgot to plug it in.
Plonker
(4 hours ago)
Rick12111 likes this
😆🤣😅 Me, high, hoping no one noticed that I was pretending to mow the lawn.
(2 hours ago)
Justmedamian likes this
Thu, 20-Jun-24 7:18 AM (1 day ago)
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Thunderbolt and lightning ,very,very frightening me....go away storm!!
So I can put my fan back in the window 😞
(1 day ago)
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Wed, 19-Jun-24 12:11 PM (2 days ago)
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That moment when you miss one step on the stairs, and you think you’re about to die.
Been there ... Done that ..ouch!
(2 days ago)
Those moments when you need (kneed?) a stunt double.
(1 day ago)
Mon, 17-Jun-24 1:57 PM (4 days ago)
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Good morning NN peeps hope all had a Epic weekend. I know I did.
So far my weekend is going good back to work Tuesday. Hugs and cool wishes my sexy friend
(4 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
A super weekend is so helpful to recharge our batteries for the week ahead. Happy your happy. but at the moment, I'm all floppy as Monday continues...
(3 days ago)
Mon, 17-Jun-24 1:51 PM (4 days ago)
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The funeral for the man that invented Tupperware, was delayed while they tried to find the right lid for his coffin. 🍱😙😉😑😇🙄🙂🫠🍱
I bet a load of ladies had a party! 😉🤣
(4 days ago)
Did they burp it I wonder? 🤣
(4 days ago)
Mon, 17-Jun-24 8:09 AM (4 days ago)
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Mrs RC tells me Nicole and Jordan and coming in for dinner with us. (Lesbian couple. Friends of ours) I say OK, what do lesbians eat? Mrs RC says, dunno. Each other?? I almost spat my Milo out. 🤣🤣
i saw two in buntings love
(4 days ago)
oh and one greta karen choonia in B&B love
(4 days ago)
Disappointed they don't eat meat?
(4 days ago)
Rick12111 and theroyalcouple like this
They didn't want to try your sausage trc? 😅
(4 days ago)
McPhallus and theroyalcouple like this
he sausage too dry n shrivelled w00t
(4 days ago)
Rick12111 likes this
Sun, 16-Jun-24 11:08 AM (5 days ago)
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It isn't my fault you thought I was normal. That's all on you!🤪
That's ok,I always knew you were a special kind of weird 💋 😘
(5 days ago)
spunky4u and Laphroaigh like this
need to remember and use this more often laugh
(5 days ago)
Sat, 15-Jun-24 7:33 PM (5 days ago)
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Sheriamour71 you made me so happy and I'm smiling the whole time ❤️
Fri, 14-Jun-24 10:48 AM (7 days ago)
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WIFE: 'I'm not talking to you' ME: 'OK' WIFE: 'Don't you want to know why?' ME: 'No I respect and trust your decision!' blink
Tue, 11-Jun-24 10:52 AM (10 days ago)
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Don't leave a Dyson in the woods, it will be destroyed. Nature abhors a vacuum.
Yeah. Henry barely got out alive
(10 days ago)
well, that juss sucks!
(9 days ago)
bulwinkle69 likes this
Only Brits will get that, Relaxer. grin They probably wouldn't get Hoover, either.
(9 days ago)