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It's been a rough time for a lot of sectors, especially restaurants/bars. I know that doesn't help to know that. Sending hugs your way. xx
(165 days ago)
Laphroaigh likes this
I am sorry
Wed, 11-Oct-23 5:27 AM (191 days ago)
Rugby fans! Some good quarter final matches coming up, what are your predictions?
There's some great teams out there and of course I'll be rooting for nz in the final ....Ireland are looking good just like Fiji against oz
(191 days ago)
captain__82 likes this
Fri, 29-Sep-23 6:31 AM (203 days ago)
Gab, what's happened to status and notifications? It's like someone moved my furniture about while I was out.
Notifications was in error and will be fixed ASAP. Status on mobile, what has changed other than the addition of the badges which were missing (on mobile) before?
(203 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
I hate to throw sunshine at this captain sexy pants but I actually like the mobile changes,looks cleaner...the notifications not a fan of but that apparently can be fixed
(203 days ago)
Tue, 26-Sep-23 9:16 PM (206 days ago)
For more than four years, my about me on my profile has been "fun loving pirate" chat gpt has come up with something much better. Grab a drink and a snack and enjoy
A-Team van has to be a must have, even in 1700s🤣🤣
(205 days ago)
Anya brings out the best in Captain 82, and he makes her feel safe and protected. Their love is strong, resilient, and true
(205 days ago)
Laphroaigh likes this
Sun, 24-Sep-23 9:10 PM (208 days ago)
What's your favourite position? For sleeping I mean. I lik what's known as the hugger.
MitchandDaisy likes this
I know I definitely wouldn't 💋
(208 days ago)
For sleeping? It used to be at work, my office door locked, leaning back in my chair, phone off the hook. I would usually wake up just in time to go home for the day 
(208 days ago)
captain__82 likes this
Sat, 23-Sep-23 6:55 AM (209 days ago)
I be's a spyin' wi' me one good eye (in') sommat a be a beginnin' wi' A.G.R
He,l9 captain sexy pants with the sexy eyes and butt..,I guessed right and thanks for missing me..,got your great gif the second I signed in,it was yum
(209 days ago)
captain__82 likes this
Glad to see you're back, what have you been up to?
(209 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Just living life like everyone else....I hate my tablet lol I can't see who I am responding to
(209 days ago)
captain__82 likes this
Just grabbed my phone still the ever sexy captain sexy pants 😘
(209 days ago)
Thu, 21-Sep-23 7:31 PM (211 days ago)
🏴☠️ a pullin' me puddin' an' back on the front page mateys🏴☠️
Wed, 20-Sep-23 2:54 PM (212 days ago)
Was on the main page today, then poof gone again. Ah well, how blows ye fair winds mateys! 🏴☠️
smitten4u likes this
Thu, 31-Aug-23 1:27 PM (232 days ago)
In the pub the peanut dispenser said I looked sexy, but the cigarette machine said I looked like shit. The barman told me the peanuts are complementary but the ciggy machine is out of order
Go straight to jail, do not pass go or collect £200. Yo Cap: )
(232 days ago)
Mon, 21-Aug-23 12:30 PM (242 days ago)
Best start getting ready for work, which means putting clothes on
smitten4u likes this
Sun, 13-Aug-23 9:39 PM (250 days ago)
Watching a survival show on TV you get a tarp and first aid kit, but you're allowed 10 other items, what are you bringing? I'm interested in what you guys pick
Fbvines likes this
I like Juicy's list but since we have a hatchet can we swap the knife for a good book to read? (something I can read again and again if I am going to be out there for a while)
(249 days ago)
captain__82 likes this
Sat, 12-Aug-23 5:07 PM (251 days ago)
So it turns out that the "personal file" ain't that personal and anyone can see the pics you upload there.
To me that defeats the purpose. Why bother posting in your blog if it has already been seen?
(251 days ago)
captain__82 likes this
Thu, 10-Aug-23 6:15 AM (253 days ago)
Has NN been tweaking the movie version of the site? I've seen some small improvements that I appreciate
So far I've got Johnny Depp to play me (obviously) and I'm in talks with Taylor Swift to play with pixie....I mean to play pixie.
(253 days ago)
I’ve gone with Michael Keaton …. Or is it Buster Keaton …. Lol
(253 days ago)
I call dibs on Claire Danes!
(253 days ago)
A friend in need is a pain in the arse: P
(270 days ago)
A friend with weed is a friend indeed!💚
(270 days ago)
Sat, 22-Jul-23 6:09 PM (272 days ago)
How do you tell with a worm which end is which? Put it in a bowl of flour and wait until it farts.
You obviously have way to much time on your hands; P Yo Cap; )
(272 days ago)
Sat, 22-Jul-23 5:18 PM (272 days ago)
Just sat for about 40mins with my tattooist's breast in my left hand...could feel the nipple getting harder. It was very hot...on a plus side it was a lady.
Just use a pen Mellie 😜
(272 days ago)
Mon, 17-Jul-23 6:09 PM (277 days ago)
Currently in the national park of Po delta... Wondering if I should go and see is Laphroaigh wants to come out and play.
Laph got into trouble again and can’t come out to play.
(277 days ago)
captain__82 likes this
Sun, 16-Jul-23 7:15 PM (278 days ago)
Met a pirate today mateys, he took me out on a sail on his galleon....arrgh
happyhumper69 likes this
<being a smartass 
..did you fire the cannon? pun intended ;p
..did you fire the cannon? pun intended ;p
(278 days ago)
Awesome_Tits likes this
Nah, no cannons. He didn't even let me steer the ship... Thinking about it, I don't think he was a real pirate
(278 days ago)
Awesome_Tits likes this
One can always judge a genuine Pirate by his Parrot....
(278 days ago)
Hi captain sexy pants with the sexy eyes and butt👖
(278 days ago)
Mon, 10-Jul-23 7:09 PM (284 days ago)
Anyone up for a quick trivia quiz this Thursday? Thinking about 11pm CET could do an hour later or earlier. 30 Nudles winner takes all. Who's in?