bulwinkle69's Recent Statuses
Fri, 26-Apr-24 10:51 PM
(6 hours ago)
I was munching on a bag of fritos, the mrs walked by and wanted some. Warm enough here for me to wear shorts and go commando. So I dropped my shorts put one on my dick and said here have a chip off th
Wed, 17-Apr-24 6:53 PM
(9 days ago)
NN made me an offer I couldnt refuse..so I have the green shield of perv dom for another year..should I live that long..lol
Sun, 14-Apr-24 6:45 PM
(12 days ago)
Going to engage in foreplay all afternoon...watching The Masters Golf Tournament on TV
Wed, 10-Apr-24 10:49 PM
(16 days ago)
Spring Flowers are blooming. LeadiNNg me into my favorite dirty old man joke.. What is better then Red Roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ
Wed, 3-Apr-24 11:45 PM
(23 days ago)
80 F for a high and sunny yesterday...33 F wind chill atm rainy all day
Mon, 1-Apr-24 9:07 PM
(25 days ago)
I pity the April fool
Sun, 24-Mar-24 12:34 AM
(34 days ago)
March Madness...my alma mater into the sweet 16...for the 9th straight year
Wed, 13-Mar-24 11:58 PM
(44 days ago)
tomorrow will be my 68th celebration of pi day....better yet I'll be 3 retirement years old...celebrating with cherry pie and Rogued ead guy pale ale
Sun, 3-Mar-24 2:15 AM
(55 days ago)
I failed a test today. The COVID Test...guess all I got is a biatch of a sore throat
Fri, 2-Feb-24 10:36 PM
(84 days ago)
biscuits and gravy for dinner...in honor of ground hog day
Fri, 19-Jan-24 9:35 PM
(98 days ago)
After a week of single digit (farenheit) weather. 28 F feels like a heat wave
Fri, 22-Dec-23 4:07 AM
(127 days ago)
Old Man Winter has just arrived in Bumfuck, OR. Of course compared to me he should be called young man winter
Wed, 15-Nov-23 5:17 AM
(163 days ago)
its stuck in my head..lol
Wed, 15-Nov-23 5:17 AM
(163 days ago)
Bezoz loves the little shoppers, All the Little Shoppers in the World, Red, Yellow, Black Or White, He adores them on his Site, Bezos loves all the Little Shoppers in the World
Tue, 7-Nov-23 2:10 AM
(172 days ago)
planned obselescence...no not me...the three year old dishwasher on the fritz
Sat, 4-Nov-23 3:41 AM
(175 days ago)
20,000 steps, 3000 calories burned, 208 active zone minutes...good day for an old man
Thu, 2-Nov-23 2:42 AM
(177 days ago)
Mrs Moose is a Shakesperian Comedian...After a hard workout I stepped out of a cold shower and she said tis now the weiner of my discontent
Wed, 1-Nov-23 9:42 PM
(177 days ago)
If Ethel Merman was a Madam...her theme song would have been...There's No Business, like Ho Business, Like No Business I Know
Sat, 21-Oct-23 1:34 AM
(189 days ago)
Read this today. Made me chuckle. A matter of perspective. And no Im not contemplating anything. You are awe struck by the beauty of a waterfall, I see a river trying to commit suicide...
Sat, 14-Oct-23 6:19 PM
(195 days ago)
On the grocery list on the fridge I listed...OJ, AJ, &BJ. The Mrs said you better not be getting a BJ at the store. I said Apple Juice, Orange Juice and Bovine Juice..and you have a dirty mind
Tue, 19-Sep-23 3:18 AM
(221 days ago)
the first national cheeseburger day where Jimmy Buffet can enjoy a cheeseburger in paradise
Wed, 30-Aug-23 9:45 PM
(240 days ago)
opps what did the male ear of corn say to the female ear of corn?....Shuck my dick...dirty bad dad joke of the day
Wed, 30-Aug-23 9:43 PM
(240 days ago)
what did the male corn on t
Tue, 22-Aug-23 2:05 AM
(249 days ago)
tthe beer is telling me to renew my premium
Tue, 15-Aug-23 8:09 PM
(255 days ago)
105 at 1 pm, andvthis iscsuppose to be the coolest day of the week in bumfuck oregon
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