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1maturebreeder's Recent Statuses
Sun, 14-Apr-24 4:29 AM (13 days ago)
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A bald cock means you never have to say you’ve got a pube in between you teeth
Sat, 13-Apr-24 1:38 PM (13 days ago)
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Shaving with my No No today, and no no no I don’t mean a relation of Jim Trotts
Fri, 5-Apr-24 7:39 AM (22 days ago)
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Supertramp day again today
Agent_K and Bbaggins4321 like this
Eurythmics here too
(22 days ago)
They are always good for a jump or a flip or on your back or on your front
(22 days ago)
Breakfast In America, great album
(22 days ago)
Bbaggins4321 likes this
^ was my first vinyl ... fantastic album .. it was that and Mickey Mouse disco lmfao .. my mom had a sense of humor I guess tongue
(21 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
Thu, 4-Apr-24 3:57 PM (22 days ago)
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Her husband just rung me and asked if I had my woodburner going, as he wants to bring his 75 year old wife round so I can shave her in front of the fire, he’s very thoughtful like that .
Mon, 1-Apr-24 1:53 PM (25 days ago)
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Helping a gorgeous 75year old in her greenhouse, I’m planting seed in her propergater well her husband’s cutting the grass
McPhallus likes this
never heard a verjina described as a propigator, but yeah it fits scared
(25 days ago)
Fri, 29-Mar-24 6:20 AM (29 days ago)
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Doing a bit of DIY this weekend, I’ve got to shave my cock
McPhallus likes this
You can do it if you B and Q it
(28 days ago)
Your have a hairy cock?
(28 days ago)
Sat, 23-Mar-24 10:35 AM (35 days ago)
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Having to shave my own cock today
rhinostool and sag55 like this
do you shave the hens too?
(35 days ago)
Relaxer likes this
Life is hard
(35 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
No Artistic, l pluck them😭😭
(33 days ago)
Sat, 23-Mar-24 10:09 AM (35 days ago)
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I have a lovely dream about Diane Abbot last night, I woke up with a massive hard on
rhinostool likes this
Sun, 17-Mar-24 7:51 AM (41 days ago)
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Love to see more interracial couples on here
You need to go recruiting
(41 days ago)
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
Sat, 16-Mar-24 4:01 PM (41 days ago)
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Where are all the gorgeous girls with hairy armpits??
rhinostool likes this
Hopefully, in the shower with a razor.
(41 days ago)
She better be coming home with propane & beer soon.😉
(41 days ago)
You could go to the photos page, select the "Hairy" category and then apply a "Hide Dicks" filter. You should get over 500 pages of pics. I think you'll find that these include numerous hairy pits.
(41 days ago)
Artistic likes this
Footjunkie, Thats just fucking rude. You do you, let others do them. Is it so hard?
(41 days ago)
^ I'll second that!
(41 days ago)
Artistic likes this
Sat, 16-Mar-24 3:52 PM (41 days ago)
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Dirtyweb
Sat, 16-Mar-24 12:22 PM (41 days ago)
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Fell asleep last night with a stonking hard on dreaming about women with hairy armpits, I was still hard this morning!
rhinostool likes this
I woke up with a hardon and a sexy lady with hairy pits!
(41 days ago)
Sun, 10-Mar-24 7:36 AM (48 days ago)
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My 75 year old lady friend’s spending the day with me today, her husband’s going to drop her off
luvtub likes this
oh what ... bloody banned words ... ffs ...the card game... s.n.ap.!!
(48 days ago)
MellieK likes this
You lit the blue tinder paper flirt😁
(48 days ago)
Oops. Flirt lol
(48 days ago)
Grrr. Flitt
(48 days ago)
MellieK likes this
I did a naughty word I did lol
(48 days ago)
Sat, 9-Mar-24 10:29 AM (49 days ago)
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Going to have a pampering day today with my 75 year old lady friend, we’re planning on shaving each other for the spring
spunky4u, NicRae and SpiritWolf68 like this
Sounds like fun
(49 days ago)
Pics /video or it didn’t happen
(48 days ago)
Sun, 4-Sep-22 4:40 AM (1 year ago)
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Up bright and early this morning
Sun, 4-Sep-22 4:28 AM (1 year ago)
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They’ve started deleting my pics again, so pleased I’m not a premium member any more
You've had 2 photos removed for breaking the family rule
(1 year ago)
So picky the rules. If only they were posted so it was easy to know what’s in violation.
(1 year ago)
Sun, 7-Aug-22 4:59 AM (1 year ago)
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Just starting off my pics again after they were deleted, hopefully there stay there this time
bitofboth1975 likes this
Sun, 23-Jan-22 7:07 AM (2 years ago)
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Very pissed off, For some reason all my photos have disappeared, not sure what’s happened
Definitely time to email support!
(2 years ago)
Your profile isn’t viewable!
(2 years ago)
Fri, 16-Apr-21 4:27 PM (3 years ago)
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I always try not to take life to seriously, As sometimes when your least expect it seriously bites back
Wed, 17-Mar-21 6:55 AM (3 years ago)
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Went to update my profile picture and now can't up load a new pic for some reason, sorry
To update to IDVerify here is the [Link]
(2 years ago)
MissAshlee likes this
When it says profile not viewable, does that mean they are no longer a member?
(2 years ago)
That or it can also mean they have chosen to make it unviewable heart I think that’s the case
(2 years ago)
smitten4u likes this
when it says not viewable it means its set to friends only, when it says member not found is when they have deleted Mr smitten smile
(2 years ago)
clittylicker and smitten4u like this
Thank you, wasn’t sure how that worked
(2 years ago)
flitterbee likes this
Tue, 21-Apr-20 3:55 PM (4 years ago)
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Stay safe sexy people
Fri, 6-Mar-20 5:51 AM (4 years ago)
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Just got back from a night shift to find a seventy year old man in my bed fucking my wife with his huge BBC , happy days
Sexy60scouple likes this
Mon, 2-Mar-20 5:46 AM (4 years ago)
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I can totally understand why a white woman needs to get fucked bareback by a BBC a least once in your lifetime if not more
Wed, 6-Nov-19 5:20 PM (4 years ago)
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Just when you think you've got it all worked out someone comes along and moves the goalposts
maraff likes this
Aye,we talk about revolving goalposts all the time
(4 years ago)
ahh life, always ready to punch you in the balls.
(4 years ago)
Sun, 3-Nov-19 5:36 AM (4 years ago)
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Today I'am at home doing DIY naked anyone want to cum and help me.
HumanElephant480 likes this
I could give you a hand. I like to watch a guy cum.
(4 years ago)
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