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SlapdashPace's Recent Statuses
Sat, 12-Dec-20 8:06 PM (3 years ago)
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That's me in the spotlight...
GottaBeMe likes this
Losing my religion
(3 years ago)
Sat, 21-Nov-20 4:06 PM (3 years ago)
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What's the first piece of clothing you put on after stepping ouf of the shower? It's socks, right?
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My brassiere....
(3 years ago)
Wooden leg...
(3 years ago)
i walk around nude till the still damp bits dry off or till clothes are needed. then its pants first
(3 years ago)
clittylicker and Mr_Vein like this
goes commando ^^ wink
(3 years ago)
Bathrobe. I dry my feet last so socks usually come last.
(3 years ago)
Sat, 24-Aug-19 5:09 PM (4 years ago)
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Don't tempt me wink
Sun, 5-May-19 3:07 PM (4 years ago)
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I feel as though I've got mojo to spare
GottaBeMe likes this
Mojo is sleeping at this time. In other news it's tacos & tequila day apparently. Had some yet?
(4 years ago)
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Negative. I'm not a tacos & tequila in the a.m. type of person.
(4 years ago)
NaughtyKat and GottaBeMe like this
Feel grateful your not the tequila worm
(4 years ago)
Should I've ckecked before... you prolly not a taco & tequila type of person in general. wink
(4 years ago)
That worm is always happy, off it's head drunk happy.
(4 years ago)
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Sat, 20-Apr-19 1:06 PM (4 years ago)
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It's all part of my rock 'n' roll fantasy
NaughtyKat and GottaBeMe like this
I have a buns n' rolls curred meat sarnies addition. laugh
(4 years ago)
Addiction even *
(4 years ago)
*sings it*
(4 years ago)
Thu, 21-Mar-19 3:54 PM (5 years ago)
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Today I shall rebel against clothing. Off with these oppressive pants!
GottaBeMe likes this
*grabs the bowl of popcorn..
(5 years ago)
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Thu, 28-Feb-19 3:04 PM (5 years ago)
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How long can I linger...lurking, perving on alluring posts of bodies posing nude, before someone calls me out on it?
forever
(5 years ago)
SlapdashPace and nosanity like this
Snitches get stitches
(5 years ago)
WendySilvia likes this
True! Also, tattles get the paddle.
(5 years ago)
Tue, 3-Jul-18 10:18 PM (5 years ago)
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I always feel like somebody is watching me
Ermm!? Feeling under dressed, over dressed or paranoia symptoms?
(5 years ago)
He keeps pointing that thing at me. I can't help but look!! smile
(5 years ago)
SlapdashPace likes this
Probably a paranoia caused by being in the video chat room earlier
(5 years ago)
GottaBeMe and NaughtyKat like this
Status is the VIP place to be (IMO). tongue
(5 years ago)
plumguy and GottaBeMe like this
Certainly seems to be
(5 years ago)
Sat, 26-May-18 4:26 PM (5 years ago)
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Is it a fashion faux pas to wear clothes with sandals or does that rule only apply to socks?
Don't do it!! tongue
(5 years ago)
SlapdashPace likes this
Well I would prefer a woman to wear sandals with a summer dress rather than wear socks?
(5 years ago)
I prefer to wear sockless sandals with toe polish as well! grin
(5 years ago)
Not in Hawaii.
(5 years ago)
Fri, 23-Mar-18 10:39 PM (6 years ago)
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Just a bit loopy at the moment
steelrat60 likes this
I have bourbon beer or wine
(6 years ago)
one bourbon one scotch one beer
(6 years ago)
steelrat60 and SlapdashPace like this
Beer me
(6 years ago)
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*slides a brewski down the bar
(6 years ago)
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Cheers clink clink
(6 years ago)
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Sun, 28-Jan-18 8:28 PM (6 years ago)
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If every picture tells a story, I wonder what sort of stories are being told by the pictures on here.
smedium, inforfunc and Lushh_xx like this
Fuuuuury tails
(6 years ago)
smedium and SlapdashPace like this
Sorry we have agreed, Kat & I, to keep a distence smile
(6 years ago)
- - Rod Stewart only - not with the Faces - -
(6 years ago)
To small those faces whip
(6 years ago)
"I firmly believed that I... didn't need anyone but me / I sincerely thought I was so complete / Look how wrong you can be. The women I've known I wouldn't let tie my shoe..."
(6 years ago)
Sat, 6-Jan-18 1:42 PM (6 years ago)
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Somebody needs to blow my...mind.
T N T grin
(6 years ago)
The left testicle usually hangs lower than the right for right-handed men. The opposite is true for lefties.
(6 years ago)
Mind = blown
(6 years ago)
Hydro1990 likes this
*thinking scanners*
(6 years ago)
or C6H2(NO2)3CH3 grin
(6 years ago)
SlapdashPace and smedium like this
Sat, 4-Nov-17 3:18 PM (6 years ago)
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Lovin' every minute of it
GottaBeMe, riverguy and rhinostool like this
Sun, 15-Oct-17 2:17 AM (6 years ago)
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A cool evening breeze blowing through the window and all I can do is enjoy it
My window is open too wink shall be chilly by morning...oh well
(6 years ago)
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Tue, 3-Oct-17 1:39 AM (6 years ago)
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Wondering if some new pics are in order.
Go for it wink
(6 years ago)
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Fri, 29-Sep-17 10:43 PM (6 years ago)
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Sometimes getting your pants off is its own reward
GottaBeMe likes this
Sat, 23-Sep-17 1:22 PM (6 years ago)
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I don't really have to put clothes on today, do I? I mean it is Saturday after all.
cherrypoptart77 likes this
to quote a norweigan song ''la det swinge la det rock n roll''
(6 years ago)
Abba ?
(6 years ago)
lol no AbbA is swedish, bobby socks i think
(6 years ago)
not really my kinda music but it was played until it got stuck LOL
(6 years ago)
well you have to hear its bit nippy
(6 years ago)
Thu, 21-Sep-17 12:26 PM (6 years ago)
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Please wash your hands before leaving NN
fauna cating?
(6 years ago)
softcell likes this
Wasn't Transient Flora the name of a Motley Crue song?
(6 years ago)
maraff, Agent_K and softcell like this
I thought it was a brand of margarine wink
(6 years ago)
Agent_K and softcell like this
probably a description of their tour lol
(6 years ago)
maraff, SlapdashPace and softcell like this
no clean hands entering NN ohmy
(6 years ago)
softcell likes this
Sun, 17-Sep-17 8:39 PM (6 years ago)
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I occasionally send PMs to myself on here so I can feel popular the next time I log in.
I do that on my phone with txts arty
(6 years ago)
Artistic likes this
I sent two messages to myself yesterday!! tongue
(6 years ago)
metalwork likes this
with dick attached??
(6 years ago)
metalwork and GottaBeMe like this
No....maybe that's why I didn't reply?? LOL
(6 years ago)
SlapdashPace likes this
hahaah i was thinking it should be realistic
(6 years ago)
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Fri, 15-Sep-17 11:39 AM (6 years ago)
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Okay, Friday, Do what you will to me.
jonze likes this
Sun, 10-Sep-17 11:18 PM (6 years ago)
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Just popping in here
PApda likes this
Hey Slap wink
(6 years ago)
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Hiya Newgirl smile
(6 years ago)
Newgirl16 likes this
Thu, 7-Sep-17 12:41 PM (6 years ago)
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Who wants to play like hobos and her hands on my bindle stick?
*get
(6 years ago)
Sat, 8-Jul-17 1:44 PM (6 years ago)
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Only the best and the brightest make my friends list (I assume)
GottaBeMe likes this
Ahem,lol
(6 years ago)
Tue, 27-Jun-17 12:40 PM (6 years ago)
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Anyone up for a water balloon fight?
sorry, to cold here for one of those
(6 years ago)
Bummer. These water balloons aren't going to throw themselves.
(6 years ago)
oh i can throw them, just dont want any thrown at me haha grin lol , I aint catching a cold for anyone wink
(6 years ago)
That hardly sounds fair. Claiming immunity from being hit by water balloons during a water balloon fight tongue
(6 years ago)
but a smart immunity tho grin
(6 years ago)
Thu, 15-Jun-17 8:36 PM (6 years ago)
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Leg cramp!
not the third leg eek
(6 years ago)
Nurse? Mine is stiff for some reason...
(6 years ago)
aww im an ass nurse tho LOL
(6 years ago)
Stretch it out
(6 years ago)
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