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dan9876543210

Mon, 20-May-19 6:20 AM (19 minutes ago)

Waiting for a horny slut to sext with....

ShowMeYourDick

Mon, 20-May-19 6:19 AM (20 minutes ago)

Practice.

AllieCat81

Mon, 20-May-19 6:02 AM (37 minutes ago)

I just woke up from an incredibly hot dream...so much so that my hand was inside my panties. Apparently, even as I slept, I couldn't keep my hands off my pussy.

hopefully you can remember the dream then as it sounds like it hit the spot for you : Ello there

(35 minutes ago)

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MidnightWriter

Mon, 20-May-19 3:35 AM (3 hours ago)

Well fuck me, it's kinda hard to fix the GF supper, when there's nothing to fix. We didn't go grocery shopping

....guess she'll have to bring something home from the restaurant.....

KiwiPic likes this

Simple solution if it ain't broken, don't fix it.

(2 hours ago)

MidnightWriter and maraff like this

Smartarse

, and speaking of supper, it just walked through the front door with my gf....so I'm outta here! Play nice pervs! Good NNight

(1 hour ago)

lennynatural and maraff like this

Midlife to gf : "Wait a minute and don't take your coat off just yet till I have gone online on NN and told them we have just got back in."

(39 minutes ago)

DamAnthony72

Mon, 20-May-19 5:39 AM (1 hour ago)

Want to make horny friends message me

So are you going to use blackmail or bribery as a tactic to achieve this? Most peeps on 'ere are reluctant to message at first so good luck with that one.Banter and chatting works betterer.

(43 minutes ago)

DamAnthony72

Mon, 20-May-19 5:36 AM (1 hour ago)

Anyone interested in chatting? Should message me ??

Emilyandnathan

Mon, 20-May-19 4:59 AM (1 hour ago)

Nath and I are both feeling a little fragile after completing Tough Mudder yesterday!! Massages and an early night needed!!! Hope your all well.

captain_82, KiwiPic and Firesong like this

Morning guys, hope you had fun

(1 hour ago)

Emilyandnathan likes this

Oh

hope it went well there

(1 hour ago)

Emilyandnathan likes this

hatersluvme93

Mon, 20-May-19 5:07 AM (1 hour ago)

Pic swap before bed? Any females ?

Firesong

Sun, 19-May-19 10:48 PM (7 hours ago)

Slept in, bantered on here for a while, went iyt for lunch, came home, took a long nap, and now, in thinking a Star Trek binge. So much for house work on my day off.....

Artistic, cmp304, hotbooty69 and steelrat60 like this

SexyEnglishBabe

Hello fire

(7 hours ago)

Firesong likes this

TOS is the only real star trek...do you play "name that episode"?

(5 hours ago)

Firesong likes this

Hey SEB! Steel, no. I'm a long way from being able to do that. I'm actually more familiar with the original 6 movies.

(2 hours ago)

I got the box set, on VHS for Xmas, as a kid. Damn near wore the tapes out!

(2 hours ago)

Michigannude69

Mon, 20-May-19 4:29 AM (2 hours ago)

What a day, pretty damn good. Yep, tomorrow is Monday, but let's make it a great one. See you all tomorrow. Take care and good night.

But.......today is Monday!

(2 hours ago)

Michigannude69 likes this

True, just turned Monday in Michigan, USA

(2 hours ago)

hotbooty69

Sun, 19-May-19 1:49 PM (16 hours ago)

Ok be back later to look at some more cheeky cheeks

Danthaman827, george0042 and MrSexyNiceGuy like this

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See ya

(16 hours ago)

Chow for now

(16 hours ago)

Oh Mr Elmo didn’t forget your page either yours is next

(16 hours ago)

Laters

(15 hours ago)

What I didn’t get a vote??

(2 hours ago)

MieleGattina

Mon, 20-May-19 3:37 AM (3 hours ago)

Do you ever avoid sleeping so you can keep tomorrow from showing up too fast?

amancalledpony, Booobies and KiwiPic like this

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I'm okay...dreading work. Watching Friends to try to avoid sleep...lol

(2 hours ago)

Always Friends

(2 hours ago)

Yup...it does the job

(2 hours ago)

(2 hours ago)

MieleGattina likes this

yup - but it never seems to work out as planned

(2 hours ago)

Booobies

Mon, 20-May-19 2:49 AM (3 hours ago)

*True colours*

steelrat60 and KiwiPic like this

Cyndi Lauper?

(3 hours ago)

happyhumper69, steelrat60 and LOVEXXXPORN like this

Boom!

(3 hours ago)

MidnightWriter and steelrat60 like this

I literally just had to go listen to it now...I actually have the song on my phone

(3 hours ago)

Booobies likes this

Always good to have an eclectic song selection!! Comes in handy!

(2 hours ago)

MidnightWriter likes this

I know right??? It gets kind of interesting going from Cyndi Lauper to Slipknot or Cradle of Filth type music

(2 hours ago)

LOVEXXXPORN and Booobies like this

zencoach

Mon, 20-May-19 2:31 AM (4 hours ago)

Not sure how I feel about the GoT finally. Not quite Dexter/Seinfeld bad, but certainly not Breaking Bad great

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I watched S1E1... never had a desire to watch more

(3 hours ago)

Steel, I felt that way too, but then I came back to it and am glad for it.

(3 hours ago)

STILL my favorite thing about GoT

(3 hours ago)

lennynatural likes this

only one of those you referred to I have ever watched Seinfeld..lol

(3 hours ago)

And Breaking Bad is probably my ALL TIME favorite series finale

(2 hours ago)

Booobies likes this

nineballsdeep

Mon, 20-May-19 3:13 AM (3 hours ago)

nothing nicer then when its finally nice enough to stand nude in the rain

too much thunder and lightning here tonight to do that

(3 hours ago)

anon_a_moose69

Mon, 20-May-19 3:20 AM (3 hours ago)

Used RV shopping tomorrow It could be the one

happyhumper69, lhcguy, wild_2 and lennynatural like this

I wish I had at least a tent trailer

(3 hours ago)

careful shitter isn,t full

(3 hours ago)

LOVEXXXPORN likes this

sold the one we bought last year at a big loss...it was a mistake better to cut losses and run

(3 hours ago)

truth be told I put a plastic bag in the commode...I hate draining black tank

(3 hours ago)

DoWhatYouWish

Sun, 19-May-19 11:48 PM (6 hours ago)

Hello nudies

cmp304, MidnightWriter, Mr_Vein, Whilestar, Straightjimbo93 and 3 others like this

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Hello, hello! Hope it's been a good weekend for you -

(6 hours ago)

DoWhatYouWish likes this

Hi! Long time no see!

(6 hours ago)

DoWhatYouWish and MidnightWriter like this

I had off today so that was nice

and yes it has been, Mr Vein!

(6 hours ago)

MidnightWriter, Mr_Vein and ears1980 like this

Hello there? Got some chocolate goin’ if you’re still hungry

(6 hours ago)

DoWhatYouWish likes this

Hey hey

(3 hours ago)

MidnightWriter

Mon, 20-May-19 3:03 AM (3 hours ago)

*wanders back in and finds a somewhat safe area to sit over there*--------->

there is no "safe"

(3 hours ago)

MidnightWriter likes this

I said "somewhat"

(3 hours ago)

My favorite pic in my gallery Is now my highest rated!!!

Thank you all

(3 hours ago)

steelrat60 and happyhumper69 like this

lennynatural

Mon, 20-May-19 2:52 AM (3 hours ago)

I know nothing stays the same, but if you're willing to play the game, it's coming around again.

steelrat60 likes this

Hitgirly

Mon, 20-May-19 2:43 AM (3 hours ago)

Practice safe sex. Always tie your partner to the bed so they don't fall off!

cmp304, MidnightWriter, steelrat60, lennynatural, happyhumper69 and 4 others like this

MissAshlee

Sun, 19-May-19 7:19 PM (11 hours ago)

Meow.

george0042, fletcherdog, Michigannude69, thyknlong, zencoach and 2 others like this

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Let's give us a little Purr then please..x

(9 hours ago)

MissAshlee likes this

purr away

(9 hours ago)

Raven2005 likes this

Come scratch my pole

(9 hours ago)

MissAshlee likes this

Raaaaaawr....

(9 hours ago)

MissAshlee likes this

Woof?

(4 hours ago)

MissAshlee likes this

smith250gone

Mon, 20-May-19 1:48 AM (4 hours ago)

Never thought bikini shopping with the wife could be so much fun. Lol

steelrat60, MelvinMorsmere, somefunbum, mnaquarius, stan1557 and Booobies like this

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String bottoms for sure though.

(4 hours ago)

steelrat60 likes this

A fuller supporting cup then... that displays acres of creamy cleavage

(4 hours ago)

smith250gone likes this

Yep. It's a good feature need to show em off is what I believe.

(4 hours ago)

steelrat60 likes this

you didn't get any pics??????

(4 hours ago)

Couple. She's not into posting. Only share them individually

(4 hours ago)

steelrat60

Mon, 20-May-19 1:08 AM (5 hours ago)

When I was young, it seemed that life was so wonderful... A miracle, oh it was beautiful, magical...

cmp304, inforfunc, LoveToLickKat, happyhumper69, nudedude81 and lennynatural like this

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Hi FitToy... not at 99

(5 hours ago)

FitToy4Lv likes this

That’s in dog years

(4 hours ago)

steelrat60 likes this

I love my classic rock....

(4 hours ago)

LoveToLickKat likes this

Ooh for a sec I thought it was the Beatles but then I heard that voice singing it...Supertramp!

(4 hours ago)

steelrat60 likes this

Such a great band, Mitch

(4 hours ago)

MitchandDaisy likes this

Straightjimbo93

Mon, 20-May-19 1:45 AM (4 hours ago)

Nasty thunder and lightning storms rolling thru tonight

steelrat60 likes this

Sounds fun!

(4 hours ago)

Straightjimbo93 likes this

Thunderbolts and lightening, very very frightening me....

(4 hours ago)

Straightjimbo93 and happyhumper69 like this

Oralking1

Mon, 20-May-19 1:40 AM (4 hours ago)

It’s Sunday night long day hope ebonite rest this weekend just to start again tomorrow

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