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Fri, 23-Sep-22 8:23 PM (1 day ago)
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OMG I now have a 10 year badge 😳
Welcome to the club.
(5 hours ago)
Congratulations! 10 years and still a regular on the front page. Some people seem to barely last 10 days!
(5 hours ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
who gets to pin it in your chest? lol Congrats
(3 hours ago)
I hope they have a better 25 year anniversary reward planned than the cheap clock I got from work..... LOL
(23 minutes ago)
^^^hopefully not a mickey mouse watch
(4 minutes ago)
Sat, 24-Sep-22 10:11 PM (18 minutes ago)
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Random thought of the day: I'm not sure how I feel about the word "Nubbin" unsure
However I do like Nubs, well what the slang term describes anyway...
(16 minutes ago)
Sat, 24-Sep-22 9:09 PM (1 hour ago)
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So horny right now. Anyone in Logan looking for fun
Greenslopes...xxx
(1 hour ago)
Yeah but ONLY with women
(16 minutes ago)
Sat, 24-Sep-22 12:29 PM (10 hours ago)
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The FDA has issued a warning against cooking chicken in NyQuil.
Are they using the fifo system as well lol
(2 hours ago)
MitchandDaisy likes this
Hi everyone, we've been oot & aboot today. Nice and sunny out there after a full week of rain. We're going to make homemade pizzapizza for supper. Sans NyQuil.
(1 hour ago)
Artistic and lennynatural like this
Ironically Smitten, those pods were designed to resemble "Candy." Brilliant!
(27 minutes ago)
Car manuals used to explain how to adjust valves and other helpful maintenance tips; now it just tells you not to drink the battery "water." Ugh
(20 minutes ago)
MitchandDaisy likes this
Always lookin out for us.....that FDA
(18 minutes ago)
MitchandDaisy likes this
Sat, 24-Sep-22 10:11 PM (18 minutes ago)
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Two more stops then long drive home can’t wait to get home, shower and shave my bits and face
Sat, 24-Sep-22 5:53 PM (4 hours ago)
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I'm going for a walk see you..,if I don't come back please send put a search party ohmy
thyknlong and mrjimm like this
I'll also bring cookies and something nice to drink along hugs. with
(4 hours ago)
I rarely eat the stuff I make,I try them just to make sure they're edible, the muffins were...*leaves a basket if muffins for all and a box of brownies for Artistic
(4 hours ago)
the hounds are on duty
(4 hours ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
There was a program on tv this morning speaking of the undesireable things that have happened in the city up there.... (Sorry I tried to keep it somewhat discreet.)
(21 minutes ago)
Sat, 24-Sep-22 10:05 PM (24 minutes ago)
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Bedtime funtime
Sat, 24-Sep-22 4:13 PM (6 hours ago)
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Stop the insanity!!
LOL
(4 hours ago)
19-20?! I've been exaggerating wrong this whole time!
(4 hours ago)
You certainly have,come on let's see the big dic k size
(2 hours ago)
You read it, but clearly I need to NN-ify and double.
(2 hours ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
P90X?
(25 minutes ago)
Sat, 24-Sep-22 8:04 PM (2 hours ago)
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If you are an iPhone user, send “pew pew” in a text message to another iPhone user. You are very welcome 😂
lip2lip likes this
Yeah 😂 just look like a saddo. To myself.
(2 hours ago)
I tried,no luck
(2 hours ago)
Oh boooooo
(2 hours ago)
Incoming my lovely
(1 hour ago)
MellieK likes this
I lost my phone number....may I have yours? tongue
(25 minutes ago)
Sat, 24-Sep-22 8:10 PM (2 hours ago)
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It's all the same,only the names have changed, everyday it seems we're wasting away.
bluebayour6 and bugguy905 like this
Oh Betty xx
(2 hours ago)
Hi sexy legs...where's tug,he'd know this song
(1 hour ago)
I know the place...
(29 minutes ago)
I imagine millions know the song sweetie wink
(29 minutes ago)
Sat, 24-Sep-22 9:33 PM (57 minutes ago)
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I want sex so bad.🙈
I want sex too, but the good kind 😌
(41 minutes ago)
Artistic and HumanHeron925 like this
I want it good and hard to where my toes would curl upwards🙉
(31 minutes ago)
Sat, 24-Sep-22 3:09 PM (7 hours ago)
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OMG!! love
Are you obsessed
(1 hour ago)
she's got her Disney Dukes on...
(1 hour ago)
So it's Disney your obsessed with
(1 hour ago)
sorry..is that goofy of me
(1 hour ago)
Not obsessed Zummy - Infatuated redeyes
(59 minutes ago)
Sat, 24-Sep-22 6:28 PM (4 hours ago)
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How many boobs must a grown man ogle, before he is considered a perv?
shy28boy likes this
I totally read it to that tune!
(3 hours ago)
bulwinkle69 likes this
Thats what it sounded like, but I was also answering the philosophy hehehehehe
(3 hours ago)
bulwinkle69 likes this
- - will google it - -
(3 hours ago)
bulwinkle69 likes this
3 0n the same woman
(2 hours ago)
whipman-uk and bluebayour6 like this
mrs moose knows i require a daily flash
(1 hour ago)
Saturnfinger1 and bluebayour6 like this
Sat, 24-Sep-22 8:15 PM (2 hours ago)
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Just finished shaving the boys
leave the por boys alone
(2 hours ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
- - why at 57 - whats happening - -
(1 hour ago)
Sat, 24-Sep-22 7:27 PM (3 hours ago)
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whoever has been trying to log in to my account and requested a password reset, I assure you there are far more interesting profiles on here to try to steal......
people,nothing else to do it seems
(2 hours ago)
lip2lip likes this
I'd like your comment Adele, but for some reason I can't
(2 hours ago)
@ Vein,was it that gorgeous dick pic,if so I can see why
(2 hours ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
It wasn't. It was a really poor pic! 😂
(2 hours ago)
- - 999 - emergency - they are looking into it - lol - -
(2 hours ago)
Sat, 24-Sep-22 7:33 PM (2 hours ago)
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Back after a long break, anything interesting happened?
lennynatural likes this
A good time has been had by all!
(2 hours ago)
whipman-uk likes this
Must try harder and keep up
(2 hours ago)
lennynatural likes this
Sat, 24-Sep-22 7:49 AM (14 hours ago)
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Wakey wakey rise and shine Emu!
^when it went in the deep fryer smile
(7 hours ago)
TopCat57 and EmuLater like this
Could just eat a scotch egg!
(7 hours ago)
Jagged_Edges and EmuLater like this
how about 2-1/2 scotch eggs and a breadstick mellie? laugh
(7 hours ago)
MellieK and EmuLater like this
Hi Emusmile
(6 hours ago)
EmuLater likes this
at my age I dont rise and rarely shine...carpe diem to you
(3 hours ago)
Sat, 24-Sep-22 11:31 AM (10 hours ago)
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I wish banks would do a better job of keeping their ATMs filled. This is the fourth one I've been to that is saying "Insufficient Funds."
Lol
(10 hours ago)
Loans are also "subject to status". And they don't mean on NN
(8 hours ago)
call them monday and complain grin
(8 hours ago)
Haha hi spunkysmile that gets a gol 🌟
(6 hours ago)
I have had the same bank for 30 years. They closed the branch in the town I used to live in and recently they closed thel bumfuck branch...maybe they dont like my money
(3 hours ago)
Sat, 24-Sep-22 4:42 PM (5 hours ago)
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How is everyone this sexy Saturday?
Good and you ianwink
(4 hours ago)
So far so good 😏
(4 hours ago)
been watching a movie soo ok lol
(3 hours ago)
Sat, 24-Sep-22 2:12 PM (8 hours ago)
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hey all...Missed to of my favorite things this week...Wedgie-Wednesday and trivia sad but it was very productive otherwise...anyone know who hosted trivia?
SEB almost won.
(6 hours ago)
I would have won if nobody else played
(6 hours ago)
AdeleGingerRaine and EmuLater like this
Seb kept nearly winning grin an I knew so many I did not reply grin grin blush LOL
(5 hours ago)
SexyEnglishBabe and EmuLater like this
^ modjesty you see..angel LOL
(5 hours ago)
EmuLater likes this
Someone else missed wedgie Wednesday
(4 hours ago)
Sat, 24-Sep-22 3:38 PM (6 hours ago)
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So they let me enter Canada. Big mistake on their part😜
* heads off to the airport to get on a flight to Vancouver
(5 hours ago)
ksaint, Saturnfinger1 and Artistic like this
Canada must be an interesting place.
(5 hours ago)
ksaint likes this
I couldn't tell you, Raven. I've only ever been to a small section of Ontario. Mostly driving through.
(5 hours ago)
Of course it is Raven wink
(5 hours ago)
Raven2005 and ksaint like this
how can you not visit Agr LOL
(4 hours ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Sat, 24-Sep-22 12:58 PM (9 hours ago)
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My penis was in the newspaper yesterday, until the newsagent told me to leave before he calls the police.
Was it on page 3. And 4 5 and 6?
(8 hours ago)
shy28boy likes this
Hey captain sexy pants 👖
(6 hours ago)
Did they salt and vinegar the savoy for you
(5 hours ago)
Savloy
(5 hours ago)
soo you almost got fried?
(4 hours ago)
Sat, 24-Sep-22 2:57 PM (7 hours ago)
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A secret about guys that guys know, but ignore. Message me leads to chat with me leads to meet me. And saying no gets grumpy. Can't help it, it's nature. So I don't start. Solves the problem.
Mr_Vein, MellieK and hunginsc like this
Lovely looking body you have
(7 hours ago)
No
(6 hours ago)
I wanna start ....
(4 hours ago)
Sat, 24-Sep-22 1:13 PM (9 hours ago)
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My nephew just qualified for British championships, I told him I doubt we’re related. He said he’s just showing what’s possible when the family genome is used to it’s full potential. STUNG!
Your spectacular genomes are plain to see, Mellie! 🧬
(9 hours ago)
I'm on the same page as seb believe it or not...OUCH!
(8 hours ago)
MellieK likes this
You qualify as a perfect female body anyway
(8 hours ago)
MellieK, Jagged_Edges and ksaint like this
Aww NN championships it is then 😂
(8 hours ago)
Which, I should point out, are at International level 😉
(5 hours ago)
Relaxer and MellieK like this
Sat, 24-Sep-22 7:55 AM (14 hours ago)
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W6, Q9XX7. Fuck my actual life.
Ok Saturn...my sad results = W5, Q5X86. Close!
(9 hours ago)
I've not created a login yet, tell me if it's worth it Mitch.
(8 hours ago)
Hi Everyone W3. Q: 4859
(6 hours ago)
Hi lovely Mellie
(6 hours ago)
MellieK likes this
Hey lovely 😊
(5 hours ago)
   
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