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Thu, 5-Aug-21 3:35 AM (52 minutes ago)
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I want to take you out for dinner, then to a show, then give you a diamond bracelet....Is that how it is supposed to go?
You forgot in front of former and latter parts of your status...night,....
(48 minutes ago)
Skip it all and get undressed...that's how it should go.
(18 minutes ago)
BANDIDO74 and bluebayour6 like this
i don't wear jewelry. you would know that if you where paying attention. mom was right about you. your not the one sad
(6 minutes ago)
bluebayour6 likes this
Thu, 5-Aug-21 4:13 AM (14 minutes ago)
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Puff Puff Passing by Toke n Stroke grin
Thu, 5-Aug-21 3:37 AM (50 minutes ago)
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Off to bake....night allwinksmile
bluebayour6 and coldfish1 like this
I like that, are you ok showing all handsomesmile
(37 minutes ago)
sjc772 likes this
yes glad you like
(36 minutes ago)
That's the main thing,that you are comfortable. ..night handsome, off to bake💋💋
(34 minutes ago)
sjc772 likes this
thank you Adele
(33 minutes ago)
Nighty-night, sweet lady.
(19 minutes ago)
Thu, 5-Aug-21 3:12 AM (1 hour ago)
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turns out the "add friend" button is not visible in mobile, just desktop web
Maybe not on mobile but you you go to desktop version it is,desktop I'd like a computer on your phone.
(39 minutes ago)
Thu, 5-Aug-21 1:58 AM (2 hours ago)
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*arrives in Status surfing on a shiny new laptop*
I normall surf on a surf board, but hay if ya can i'ma give it a try, what wax u use?
(1 hour ago)
Happy Birthday
(1 hour ago)
enjoy, may your virus scans always come up clean smile like
(1 hour ago)
Happy birthday young fella!! smile beer
(47 minutes ago)
Just envisioned a pic of the silver surfer reading that, Happy Bday
(44 minutes ago)
Thu, 5-Aug-21 2:25 AM (2 hours ago)
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Yeah no means no. No yeah means yes. I did not realise I used the vernacular so much until it was pointed out to me recently
Nothing wrong with tribal vernacular.
(1 hour ago)
juicy likes this
I have read this multiple times and am thinking maybe can not read Canadian.
(1 hour ago)
juicy likes this
No, Yeah you can grin
(1 hour ago)
bluebayour6 likes this
in the sticks we have the yeah yeah, which means "get on with the more important parts"
(1 hour ago)
Wed, 4-Aug-21 9:39 PM (6 hours ago)
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I'm finally finished grading research papers. I need a drink and a cock.
Did I get an A on my research paper?
(3 hours ago)
gingersnap75 likes this
That's goes without saying. wink
(3 hours ago)
tugking70 likes this
Oops...typo..."That", not "That's"
(3 hours ago)
I finished with papers as well. Celebrate together 😉
(2 hours ago)
gingersnap75 likes this
Ok, who starting playing the song "Hot for Teacher" in the background?
(1 hour ago)
gingersnap75 likes this
Wed, 4-Aug-21 6:31 PM (9 hours ago)
tip
Hazing clouds rain on my head, empty thoughts fill my ears. Find my shade by the moonlight, why my thoughts aren't so clear.....
bluebayour6 likes this
Voodoo, Godsmack.... hazing clouds rain on my head gave it away.....
(1 hour ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
I knew that you, of all people, would recognize this one immediatelygrin
(1 hour ago)
Thu, 5-Aug-21 2:03 AM (2 hours ago)
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🎵 All I wanted was just one, fuck; one tiny little innocent, fuck. And when I feel like I'm shit out of, luck; I find my stupefied, coming back again 🎵
lennynatural and Bubbles36DD like this
Great song
(2 hours ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
Thanks! One of my favorites! 🤘
(2 hours ago)
one of my favorites also, excellent song
(1 hour ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
Thu, 5-Aug-21 2:47 AM (1 hour ago)
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Horny
Thu, 5-Aug-21 1:09 AM (3 hours ago)
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Devteam If you want advice about anal or how to fit a cock ring speak to me. Push notifications are out of my league...
clittylicker likes this
The juvenile in me lost it laughing at Pe Po
(1 hour ago)
cmp304 likes this
Now I have "Pe po, Pe po, it's off to work we go . . ." over and over in my head
(1 hour ago)
juicy likes this
Pe Po, Pe Po, Pe Po reminds me of the sound of emergency vehicles in Europe
(1 hour ago)
DanajustDana likes this
Thank you. Now I have THAT in my head.
(1 hour ago)
juicy likes this
want me stik me dik in ya ear? you could have that in ya head grin LOL
(1 hour ago)
Thu, 5-Aug-21 12:53 AM (3 hours ago)
tip
Anyone up for some fishing
I sense some sort of "trouser trout" joke in the offing.
(2 hours ago)
Like real fishing, you know just for fun maybe some corny jokes
(1 hour ago)
No. I hate fishing but if you care to drop some fresh on my door step first thing in the morning I will appreciate breakfast
(1 hour ago)
Thu, 5-Aug-21 1:40 AM (2 hours ago)
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Vermont dairy farmer Elle Purrier St. Pierre qualified today for the women's 1500 meter finals.
lennynatural likes this
There is a reason beyond the fact that shorts do not fit cows, that they are not in the olympics
(2 hours ago)
DanajustDana likes this
but it's still fun to dress them up in sweaters and hats.
(2 hours ago)
juicy likes this
I am still working on my 3rd pandemic knitting project. Do you have any cows that need only 3 slippers?
(2 hours ago)
There is one that would not complain about a missing slipper if she had a matching scarf.
(1 hour ago)
juicy likes this
I am thinking one of the more docile sheep would easily double as a scarf
(1 hour ago)
Thu, 5-Aug-21 1:07 AM (3 hours ago)
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good morning all from a not so sunny day smile
Good Morning Flitter!! smile
(3 hours ago)
'Ello flitty! *tacklehugglehumps*
(3 hours ago)
Good morning
(3 hours ago)
....You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy when skies turn grey..... and so on wink
(2 hours ago)
Wed, 4-Aug-21 6:15 PM (10 hours ago)
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I’m saving all my spunk for a worthy cum dumpster slut. If you think you deserve it, you have two choices, all over your pretty face or up your bum? x
Because I can and I’m looking for anal or oral with women so go figure wink
(5 hours ago)
Such a smooth talker *swoon. .......................
(4 hours ago)
flitterbee and MrBumsex like this
AGR, you have to see his cock...it's pretty nice.
(3 hours ago)
MrBumsex likes this
Cum is flying here there and everywhere. It is more of a challenge to avoid it than be worthy of it tongue
(3 hours ago)
Thanks Gingersnap75 x
(2 hours ago)
gingersnap75 likes this
Wed, 4-Aug-21 8:53 PM (7 hours ago)
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Time is a Fire in witch we all Masterbate.
owbiglineman likes this
Love is a many splendored thing
(4 hours ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
Love stinks blink
(4 hours ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
It was So ran not Picard but yes lunatic luv it may have been him ,never know unless they respond.smile
(4 hours ago)
*Soran. ..stupid phone
(4 hours ago)
RavingLunatic likes this
Spunky, sing it for all of us at table 9
(2 hours ago)
Wed, 4-Aug-21 11:49 PM (4 hours ago)
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My girl at her aunts house and I can’t find no pussy to play with and suck and fuck tonight I guess I’m jerking off tonight might get a hooker tho
I am sure that your girl would approve of you getting a hooker rather than you being alone for one night
(3 hours ago)
Masturbation is healthy.
(3 hours ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Insert Vince Vaughn "class class class" meme here
(2 hours ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Thu, 5-Aug-21 1:12 AM (3 hours ago)
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I need a steaming mug of tea
Sorry K, all I have to offer is coffee ☕☕☕
(3 hours ago)
Green, black, earl grey, blueberry?
(3 hours ago)
I’ll have the Earl Grey. It’s too late for coffee but thanks anyway scribe.
(3 hours ago)
juicy and MidnightWriter like this
Mmm! Earl Grey with just a dash of milk. drool
(3 hours ago)
juicy and Agent_K like this
I drink my coffee black and most tea clear.
(3 hours ago)
Thu, 5-Aug-21 12:12 AM (4 hours ago)
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*tap*.. *tap*..*tap* Hello.. Hello!! Anyone in here?
But is it long, hairy, and hard to carry? LOL
(3 hours ago)
Straightjimbo93 likes this
I feel a song coming on....🎵 Do your balls hang low, do they wobble to and 'fro? Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow? 🎵
(3 hours ago)
🎵 Can you throw them o'er your shoulder like a Continental Soldier? Do your...balls...hang...low? 🎵 😂😂😂
(3 hours ago)
Thanks, Midnight, for making me sing this song.
(3 hours ago)
You're quite welcome! LOL Glad to help!!
(3 hours ago)
Straightjimbo93 likes this
Thu, 5-Aug-21 12:01 AM (4 hours ago)
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In the parallel universe I wish I lived in... guys are complaining about unsolicited pussy pics from women on NN wink
LOL Yeah it's because it most likely won't happen , I say most likely because someone will come along and say they do
(4 hours ago)
They do mind getting them.
(4 hours ago)
Uncaged_18 likes this
I am sure unsolicited pussy pics is achievable. The from women bit might be a bit more difficult
(4 hours ago)
Evening, ju. A pussy pic is a pussy pic, isn't it? wink
(3 hours ago)
i've imagined sed world, i do believe i too would tire of reading " hey baby how about a clamp on to that sweet pole of your's with this" unsure
(3 hours ago)
Uncaged_18 likes this
Thu, 5-Aug-21 12:25 AM (4 hours ago)
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OICU812
OU812
(3 hours ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
OICU81B4
(3 hours ago)
bluebayour6 likes this
After those I'd have to resort back to the calculator spellings of 58008618 LOL
(3 hours ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
Me too! 😂😂😂
(3 hours ago)
bluebayour6 likes this
Mon, 2-Aug-21 2:49 AM (3 days ago)
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Flower photo challenge winner is....
Hello Gotta smile smile xxoo………Congratulations
(3 days ago)
undisclosedid1 and GottaBeMe like this
Congrats Gotta! Truly an Amazingly Sensuous & Sexy Entry! Very Well deserving of the win!!! 😊
(2 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Speech
(2 days ago)
GottaBeMe and undisclosedid1 like this
Congrats, gbm. clap
(5 hours ago)
undisclosedid1 likes this
Nice flowers... wink Congratulations GBMmmmmmm! smile
(4 hours ago)
undisclosedid1 likes this
Thu, 5-Aug-21 12:20 AM (4 hours ago)
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Seeking a sub in Houston
Thu, 5-Aug-21 12:07 AM (4 hours ago)
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Last night camping on my own on Bark lake ont. been over a week now , gonna tie one in tonight ,,,
Wed, 4-Aug-21 11:37 PM (4 hours ago)
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Having a hot soapy bath right now
Coffee1691 likes this
   
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