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thekid53's Recent Statuses
Wed, 27-Mar-24 7:53 PM (1 day ago)
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Everyone ready for the eclipse next week?
I'll probably forget by that time,hey kid xxx
(1 day ago)
I’m taking the day off for it! Better not rain!!!!!! Can’t find my damn glasses from 2017 so I’ll have to buy more.
(1 day ago)
McPhallus likes this
I'm going to watch it on tv.
(1 day ago)
cmp304, McPhallus and Rick12111 like this
Lenny - can you record it for me? I need to work outside while it's happening and would really like to see it.
(1 day ago)
Sun, 24-Mar-24 3:21 AM (4 days ago)
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Ever go down a rabbit hole on something and realize your life isn't as fucked up as you once thought?
Perspective is everything.
(4 days ago)
Sat, 23-Mar-24 9:03 PM (5 days ago)
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How do we expect animals to only cross at the signs? We have crosswalks and don't use them how can animals be expected to follow the same rules?
I'm a good girl,I always criss at the lights.. hey kid xxx
(5 days ago)
Fri, 22-Mar-24 10:33 PM (6 days ago)
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If 44 percent of marriages end in divorce how do the other 56 percent end??????????? Death
McPhallus likes this
Either way is sad.
(6 days ago)
I wonder if divorce would better than Death ... I got Death 😔
(5 days ago)
Wed, 20-Mar-24 8:47 PM (8 days ago)
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Day 3 of pain
Aweee I'm sorry to hear kid but I totally get where you are coming from..take it easy.... hugs
(8 days ago)
Kratom is a great pain reliever, helps my aching body to relax........
(7 days ago)
I had severe back pain yrs ago, 5 months of agony. At 6 months I would have killed myself. Good luck. My wife is a trooper, she’s suffered for YEARS. I don’t know how she does it.
(7 days ago)
Tue, 19-Mar-24 7:45 PM (9 days ago)
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It's so hard to dry off after a shower when the pain in your back won't let you bend over to dry
Mr_Vein likes this
That sucks.
(9 days ago)
I so identify with this. My back has been so bad lately I can hardly wipe my own ass.
(8 days ago)
Mon, 18-Mar-24 7:22 PM (10 days ago)
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Great, tore a muscle in my back. Now to figure out how to deal with another injury I can't afford
Oh man, i think i done my shoulder. Wishes you the best kid.
(10 days ago)
Fri, 15-Mar-24 11:40 PM (13 days ago)
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Any women want to smell my beard so they know what it smelled like before they got on it?
SpiritWolf68 likes this
Congratulations! We finally have a winner in the weirdest status competition!
(13 days ago)
This is not even close to my oddest status from this week
(12 days ago)
Fri, 15-Mar-24 8:16 PM (13 days ago)
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Ever get so bored you think of new pick up lines but remember you hate talking to people
I despise talking to people 😂
(13 days ago)
No one likes talking to me
(13 days ago)
Okay.
(13 days ago)
Thu, 14-Mar-24 7:46 PM (14 days ago)
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Ever think of a joke so funny but will get you in trouble if you tell it
Never heard a joke I wouldn't repeat
(14 days ago)
Yup 😅
(14 days ago)
Wed, 13-Mar-24 10:51 PM (15 days ago)
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Is there a way to see who follows u on here?
Go to your notifications settings, you can get a notice when someone follows you but I don't think you can view a list.
(15 days ago)
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Wed, 13-Mar-24 4:08 AM (15 days ago)
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Why do aliens always anally probe people, like east
jjh77 likes this
Their User Manual for Humans needs to be updated?
(15 days ago)
They’re obviously an advanced civilization, who are we to question? Now I’m waiting for the aliens…😁😁😁😳
(15 days ago)
Cause the other end doesn’t make any sense?
(15 days ago)
They're looking for a free meal.
(15 days ago)
Mon, 11-Mar-24 7:47 PM (17 days ago)
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You took all my sun away And now the sky is turning grey It's a whole new world since you walked out the door
Sun, 10-Mar-24 2:42 PM (18 days ago)
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Finally did my taxes....yea that's always fun
Sat, 9-Mar-24 10:39 PM (19 days ago)
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If there are jellyfish, does that mean there are also peanut butter fish ?
Mr_Vein, McPhallus and smitten4u like this
Thu, 7-Mar-24 11:13 PM (21 days ago)
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Do you still consider Pluto a planet or no?
Ohioman_1979 likes this
PLUTO LIVES MATTER! Nuff said…🤣🤣🤣
(20 days ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
I always preferred Goofy anyway
(20 days ago)
It’s really messed up the teaching aid “my very easy method just saves us naming planets”, so for that reason I vote keep.
(20 days ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
For us Gen X kids, Pluto will *always* be a planet.
(20 days ago)
Rick12111 likes this
I thought he was a dog.
(20 days ago)
lennynatural and Mr_Vein like this
Wed, 6-Mar-24 9:19 PM (22 days ago)
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People act like I am a responsible adult, but I feel like 2 dogs in a trench coat trying to enter a bar......
Fake it til ya make it! Been faking for years
(21 days ago)
I'm def a lab and a terrier lol
(21 days ago)
Sun, 3-Mar-24 2:08 AM (25 days ago)
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Love being told to just cheer up and life will get better..... is that how it works? Who knew mental issues just magically vanish just like that
I wish it was that easy!
(25 days ago)
Hi kid....I get you hugs
(25 days ago)
Thu, 29-Feb-24 8:48 PM (28 days ago)
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What is the worst idea for a screen name you can think of? Mine would be dick_itchy
You must have one to have thought it smile
(28 days ago)
Thu, 22-Feb-24 11:12 PM (35 days ago)
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Do u think Japanese dogs bark in Japanese? OK yea maybe I shouldn't be without my adhd meds this long
Yes. I can tell the nationality of any dog by its accent.
(35 days ago)
Mon, 19-Feb-24 2:26 AM (38 days ago)
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Man this cold is kicking my ass 4 days in a row
4 days, you should be feeling better soon I’m sure.
(38 days ago)
Sun, 18-Feb-24 11:06 PM (39 days ago)
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Do yourself a favor and look up the trailer for sasquatch sunset
Fbvines likes this
Looks decent! Me personally, I'm a big fan, I like Harry and The Hendersons rather than just another goreflick. Thanks
(39 days ago)
Did u see in the trailer the momma and pappa sasquatch making baby sasquatches
(39 days ago)
Looks… different lol. I did see the sasquatch doggie style
(38 days ago)
Sat, 17-Feb-24 2:37 AM (40 days ago)
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When u spill cough syrup. So u feel like death but smell of honey.....
Fleepy333 likes this
Is it the good codeine kind?? You don’t want to spill that!
(40 days ago)
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Fri, 16-Feb-24 9:26 PM (41 days ago)
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You can take me, but you can not take my bunghole. I have no bunghole, I am the great CORNHILIO
Sat, 10-Feb-24 8:50 PM (47 days ago)
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People say things like "oh listen to the voice in your head and do the right thing" do you realize that voice got me where I am today. It don't tell me to do the right thing
AdeleGingerRaine and McPhallus like this
If i did listen id be in a hell of alot of trouble 👀
(47 days ago)
I agree kid,a lot of times it steers you wrong,I know.
(47 days ago)
Which one ? 😆
(46 days ago)
Mine are always arguing way too much for me to pay them full attention.
(46 days ago)
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