thekid53's Recent Statuses
Wed, 27-Mar-24 7:53 PM
(1 day ago)
Everyone ready for the eclipse next week?
Sun, 24-Mar-24 3:21 AM
(4 days ago)
Ever go down a rabbit hole on something and realize your life isn't as fucked up as you once thought?
Sat, 23-Mar-24 9:03 PM
(5 days ago)
How do we expect animals to only cross at the signs? We have crosswalks and don't use them how can animals be expected to follow the same rules?
Fri, 22-Mar-24 10:33 PM
(6 days ago)
If 44 percent of marriages end in divorce how do the other 56 percent end??????????? Death
Wed, 20-Mar-24 8:47 PM
(8 days ago)
Day 3 of pain
Tue, 19-Mar-24 7:45 PM
(9 days ago)
It's so hard to dry off after a shower when the pain in your back won't let you bend over to dry
Mon, 18-Mar-24 7:22 PM
(10 days ago)
Great, tore a muscle in my back. Now to figure out how to deal with another injury I can't afford
Fri, 15-Mar-24 11:40 PM
(13 days ago)
Any women want to smell my beard so they know what it smelled like before they got on it?
Fri, 15-Mar-24 8:16 PM
(13 days ago)
Ever get so bored you think of new pick up lines but remember you hate talking to people
Thu, 14-Mar-24 7:46 PM
(14 days ago)
Ever think of a joke so funny but will get you in trouble if you tell it
Wed, 13-Mar-24 10:51 PM
(15 days ago)
Is there a way to see who follows u on here?
Wed, 13-Mar-24 4:08 AM
(15 days ago)
Why do aliens always anally probe people, like east
Mon, 11-Mar-24 7:47 PM
(17 days ago)
You took all my sun away And now the sky is turning grey It's a whole new world since you walked out the door
Sun, 10-Mar-24 2:42 PM
(18 days ago)
Finally did my taxes....yea that's always fun
Sat, 9-Mar-24 10:39 PM
(19 days ago)
If there are jellyfish, does that mean there are also peanut butter fish ?
Thu, 7-Mar-24 11:13 PM
(21 days ago)
Do you still consider Pluto a planet or no?
Wed, 6-Mar-24 9:19 PM
(22 days ago)
People act like I am a responsible adult, but I feel like 2 dogs in a trench coat trying to enter a bar......
Sun, 3-Mar-24 2:08 AM
(25 days ago)
Love being told to just cheer up and life will get better..... is that how it works? Who knew mental issues just magically vanish just like that
Thu, 29-Feb-24 8:48 PM
(28 days ago)
What is the worst idea for a screen name you can think of? Mine would be dick_itchy
Thu, 22-Feb-24 11:12 PM
(35 days ago)
Do u think Japanese dogs bark in Japanese? OK yea maybe I shouldn't be without my adhd meds this long
Mon, 19-Feb-24 2:26 AM
(38 days ago)
Man this cold is kicking my ass 4 days in a row
Sun, 18-Feb-24 11:06 PM
(39 days ago)
Do yourself a favor and look up the trailer for sasquatch sunset
Sat, 17-Feb-24 2:37 AM
(40 days ago)
When u spill cough syrup. So u feel like death but smell of honey.....
Fri, 16-Feb-24 9:26 PM
(41 days ago)
You can take me, but you can not take my bunghole. I have no bunghole, I am the great CORNHILIO
Sat, 10-Feb-24 8:50 PM
(47 days ago)
People say things like "oh listen to the voice in your head and do the right thing" do you realize that voice got me where I am today. It don't tell me to do the right thing
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