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Mon, 29-Jan-24 12:04 PM (94 days ago)
I brought a new pair of shoe's, but somethings wrong with them. When I tried them on, one of them isn't right 🤔
If you tried them on in the shop you could of just left
(94 days ago)
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Sat, 27-Jan-24 11:43 PM (96 days ago)
I brought a book on abdominal pain but it was damaged, someone had removed the appendix 😕
Jersey__Girl, GottaBeMe, paul01224, smitten4u, AdeleGingerRaine and 2 others, LOVEXXXPORN and Relaxer like this
Sat, 27-Jan-24 5:54 PM (96 days ago)
I always by lube whenever I buy a cucumber. It's better to be thought of as a weirdo than a vegetarian 😕
lennynatural, Caesar75, Mr_Vein, smitten4u, tugking70 and 4 others, Agent_K, Freckles, happyhumper69 and Jersey__Girl like this
I think the movie is Room In Rome, a bi woman seduces another woman, it's late at night and they call room service and ask if they have a dildo. The guy says no but he can warm up a cucumber for them.
(96 days ago)
Every time I read this I always read ot as "I always lube up before I buy a cucumber"
(96 days ago)
And you think I'm weird 🤣 how are you sexy girl? 😘
(96 days ago)
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Sat, 27-Jan-24 4:48 PM (96 days ago)
I started a new job today, it's making ok products in a satisfactory.
Thu, 25-Jan-24 9:16 PM (98 days ago)
I told my wife I've got a problem, she said no, we've got a problem, we're a team, a couple, a unit, your problem is my problem, I said ok, we got your sister pregnant...
GottaBeMe, adrid, discreetcock, lennynatural, almostanything and 5 others, happyhumper69, numbNNuts, fetish69, Jersey__Girl and tugking70 like this
Thu, 25-Jan-24 6:35 PM (98 days ago)
Why does drinking 8 pints of water in a day seem unfeasible, yet downing 8 pints of beer in a couple of hours seems reasonable 🤔
smitten4u, Agent_K, jouster, happyhumper69, MitchandDaisy and 4 others, menace75, Mr_Vein, spunky4u and Raven2005 like this
oh thank you sexy lenny looks delish, not tried the mandarin flavoured one
(97 days ago)
lennynatural and AdeleGingerRaine like this
We had a sign in my local pub, liquor in the front poker in the back.
(97 days ago)
flitterbee and bimarriedbottom like this
If you're referring to Carling or Fosters, I'd have to agree with you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
(97 days ago)
Thu, 25-Jan-24 11:04 AM (98 days ago)
My girlfriend came into the bedroom in some new underwear, I said that looks nice, is it satin? She said no, I've only just put it on 😏
Hey GBM it's lovely to see you, I hope you're well 😊
(98 days ago)
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Mon, 22-Jan-24 4:04 PM (101 days ago)
I was thinking about giving up flashing, but I've decided to stick it out for one more year 😁
Sun, 21-Jan-24 9:01 PM (102 days ago)
Do you know why humans can't hear dog whistles? Because dogs can't whistle 🤷♂️
Sun, 21-Jan-24 11:39 AM (102 days ago)
I love putting on fresh, warm underwear, straight out the dryer 😊 it's also fun looking around the laundrette and guessing who it belongs too 🤣
Fri, 19-Jan-24 2:55 PM (104 days ago)
Right, I'm off out. I know it's still early, but I like to have 5 or 6 practice beers before I start drinking 👍
Mon, 15-Jan-24 7:49 PM (108 days ago)
I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower but it came out all blurry, apparently I have selfie steam issues 🙃
Mr_Vein, McPhallus, lennynatural, Justmedamian, smitten4u and 4 others, Fbvines, Jersey__Girl, Artistic and hornyfukcer like this
Back in the mists of time I took my entire desktop computer up so I could make a shower vid. The result was knees with soap dripping down. At least the desk got dusted with that effort
(107 days ago)
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Sat, 13-Jan-24 7:04 PM (110 days ago)
I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing, went back, got distracted, I have no idea whats going on, is this my coffee? I need to pee 😫
Sun, 7-Jan-24 7:06 PM (116 days ago)
Hey AGR did you get my e-mails over Christmas? Your so bad at replying, I don't know if you got them and haven't replied or you didn't get them 🤣
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I was wondering why he was asking me here again but I see it wasn't him.
(94 days ago)
I did ask again, because there has been another one sent since I asked about this one.
(94 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine and Artistic like this
Nobody,mostly just status at the best of times..,well hello stranger, miss you around here 💋 😘
(120 days ago)
who? who? *looks under lurkers corners couch*
(120 days ago)
Hey there Arti, my gorgeous friend, smitten, its great to see you too, and AGR.....what can I say about you my beautiful friend, the pleasure is all mine 🥰😍😘
(119 days ago)
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Thu, 11-May-23 1:21 PM (357 days ago)
What's the magic words to get what you want? "I'm offended"
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Profile not found .... another troll flushed
(357 days ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Here I thought it was, "do you want to go shoping then on a vacation?
(357 days ago)
MissAshlee and smitten4u like this
I'll keep that phrase in mind, next time I talk with the ex.
(357 days ago)
Thu, 11-May-23 2:19 PM (357 days ago)
Did you know, if you put you're foot down on the gas and the break pedal at the same time, you're car will take a screenshot.
Your passenger will definitely leave a selfie on the windscreen
(357 days ago)
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Thu, 11-May-23 9:13 AM (357 days ago)
When the waitress finally came over she apologised for my wait, so I stormed out, it's non of her business if I'm fat.
Don't tell emu but I don't mind his bad jokes shhhh I don't want him to get a big head
(357 days ago)
They can add a little mirth on an otherwise gloomy day 😁
(357 days ago)
I totally agree mate definitely beats the I'm board ones could never work that one out lol
(357 days ago)
EmuLater and Pete_from_Aus like this
The nerve of her to talk about such a heavy topic at dinner.
(357 days ago)
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Wed, 10-May-23 12:30 PM (358 days ago)
I asked how much it would cost to gather a singing group for my birthday, she said do you mean a choir? Ok how much to acquire a singing group for my birthday?
still_happybelle, tugking70, LikesTwo, EmuLater, bluebayour6 and 3 others, metalwork, TopCat57 and Mr_Vein like this
Tue, 9-May-23 7:33 PM (359 days ago)
If tomatoes are fruit, does that make ketchup a smoothie?
Tue, 9-May-23 6:28 PM (359 days ago)
I would consider polite and courteous, that if one of my statuses is deleted by a moderator, that I am at least informed of, why, and by whose request. I don't consider this unreasonable.
I know there was nothing that you said that would get your status deleted, kind of frustrating for you that someone deleted of no fault of your own,think in this case you could have been told why
(359 days ago)
It was,maybe they couldn't say who but I don't see why anyone complained since the person this may have been about like TC said was no longer a part of this community 🤔
(359 days ago)
TopCat57 likes this
It was just a random status. Other people made up their own minds up as to what it was concerning, that's their perogative. You want premium members but then you do this to them? I feel violated.
(359 days ago)
Tue, 9-May-23 6:03 PM (359 days ago)
Do you think if we renamed "brains" to "apps" people would start using them?
Some "apps", need updated, badly...........
(359 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
They'll need to rename brainiacs as brainiapps.
(359 days ago)
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Mon, 8-May-23 9:31 PM (360 days ago)
Don't waste words on people who deserve your silence, sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is nothing at all.
Pete_from_Aus, Awesome_Tits, k12agy1, spunky4u, Tasties and 8 others, AdeleGingerRaine, fetish69, tugking70, smitten4u, still_happybelle, ZippyMilf, TopCat57 and luvtub like this
This tactic is situational. Sometimes there is nothing you can say that will help. In that case why waste precious energy?
(359 days ago)
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Mon, 8-May-23 9:49 AM (360 days ago)
Bad luck to the GBR Wheelchair team, narrowly missing out to France 49-55 in the final, it was a great run and a brilliant final but well done to now back to back European winners France.
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Mon, 8-May-23 1:07 AM (360 days ago)
A book I wrote on poltergeist got published, apparently its flying off the shelves
Hey beautiful, it keeps doing it to me. I didn't even log out this time, my phone had just gone to sleep and when I woke it up and opened my Web browser NN was already there and it reposted the status
(360 days ago)
How are you doing anyway, I really need to get writing and fill you in with my ridiculous life since we last spoke
(360 days ago)
I'm ok thank you and yes look forward to hearing more from you,do you still have my email?
(360 days ago)
Yes I've still got you're email, I'll be in touch soon 👍
(360 days ago)
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