Phineas_J_Whoopee's Recent Statuses
Sat, 17-Jun-23 2:52 AM
(316 days ago)
is there a name for a pussy wedgie?
Fri, 16-Jun-23 2:05 AM
(317 days ago)
Do you wear socks more than once before washing them?
Mon, 22-May-23 2:20 PM
(341 days ago)
what is the best men's cologne?
Sat, 20-May-23 9:50 AM
(344 days ago)
Its kind of funny that auto correct has likely created more errors than it fixed.
Sat, 20-May-23 12:39 AM
(344 days ago)
Rank from best to worst: laundry, dishes, cleaning
Thu, 18-May-23 1:28 AM
(346 days ago)
So I got pulled over on the way home today. He said I was going 44 in a 25. He gave me a written warning. Thank goodness.
Wed, 10-May-23 10:25 PM
(353 days ago)
I gave the neighbor lady up the hill a ride today. Her uber cancelled on her. She said she'd give me 10, I told her I didn't want her money. So she showed me her boobs for half the ride. LOL
Wed, 15-Jun-22 1:46 AM
(1 year ago)
If you could be any age what age would you be?
Wed, 11-May-22 1:36 AM
(1 year ago)
I really like songs that are really driven by a strong drum beat like AC/DC's Shook me all night long or Highway to Hell
Mon, 2-May-22 10:51 PM
(1 year ago)
Sat, 30-Apr-22 4:56 PM
(1 year ago)
What do you think of Led Zeppelin's Rain Song?
Sat, 30-Apr-22 12:04 AM
(1 year ago)
Fri, 22-Apr-22 2:42 AM
(2 years ago)
Why did the librarian fall down?
Tue, 19-Apr-22 6:53 PM
(2 years ago)
It always trips me up when NN changes my name to "you" when I make a comment in status.
Wed, 10-Mar-21 12:27 AM
(3 years ago)
a lady on the radio today said she wants to desexualize breasts and thinks women should go topless more so men won't see them with sexual eyes. While i support women going topless...
Sun, 2-Aug-20 8:13 PM
(3 years ago)
when I first see a woman, the first thing I think is....
Sat, 1-Aug-20 1:02 AM
(3 years ago)
what song do you hate to hear the most?
Thu, 30-Jul-20 1:55 AM
(3 years ago)
i think i'm heading to bed. good night everyone.
Wed, 29-Jul-20 11:48 PM
(3 years ago)
i'm having to much fun but i've gotta run for a bit. B back later.
Wed, 29-Jul-20 3:11 AM
(3 years ago)
Wed, 29-Jul-20 2:30 AM
(3 years ago)
terrid with 39,000, lenny with 47,000, who else has lots of profile views. i'm killing it with 76, yeah with no zeros.
Wed, 29-Jul-20 1:25 AM
(3 years ago)
*kicking dirt* in my own status.
Tue, 28-Jul-20 11:50 PM
(3 years ago)
who's grand idea was it to put the report button for status' RIGHT BESIDE the comment button?
Sat, 25-Jul-20 11:57 AM
(3 years ago)
i've gotta get moving. take care everyone.
Sat, 25-Jul-20 2:49 AM
(3 years ago)
I got stood up on my date today. I
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