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Thu, 2-May-24 8:52 AM (17 hours ago)
On my way to Euro Disney tonight for StarWars day 🙂 May the fourth be with you 😉
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Tue, 23-Apr-24 8:49 PM (9 days ago)
If the dove is the bird of love, what is the bird of TRUE love? A Swallow 😂😂
Made me think of a song 😆 "May the bird of paradise fly up your nose"
(9 days ago)
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Now i have a mental image in my head. Thank you sexy 😋 xx
(9 days ago)
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Fri, 5-Apr-24 9:19 PM (27 days ago)
Want to hear a joke about my cock? Never mind, it is too long 😂😂😂
I was expecting a short tale.
(27 days ago)
Thanks for being so thoughtful hound,not a fan of long jokes 😆
(27 days ago)
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Don't you just hate it when that happens?
(30 days ago)
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Go watch a porn,there 2 for the price of one
(30 days ago)
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Fri, 8-Mar-24 9:29 PM (55 days ago)
If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? The Swallow 😂😂
Wed, 6-Mar-24 10:05 PM (57 days ago)
Are your legs made of Nutella? Because i would like to spread them 😋😂😂
Tue, 5-Mar-24 9:39 PM (58 days ago)
Sit on my face and i'll guess your weight. If i'm wrong i'll eat the difference 😋 😂
Mon, 4-Mar-24 11:24 PM (59 days ago)
We should play strippoker. You'll strip and i'll poke you 😋
Jersey__Girl and smitten4u like this
Tue, 27-Feb-24 9:15 PM (65 days ago)
My lesbian friends got me a awesome Rolex for my birthday, but i think they misunderstood me when i said: "I wanna watch" 😂😋
If I had a Rolex I’d definitely trade it to be able to watch!
(64 days ago)
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I'd prefer to watch to Bi girls.. at least there might be a chance... slim.... but a chance I could join haha
(64 days ago)
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Fri, 23-Feb-24 8:15 PM (69 days ago)
I had a fight with an erection this morning. I beat him single handedly 😂
I’m sure it’ll get back up for more
(69 days ago)
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Thu, 22-Feb-24 11:57 PM (70 days ago)
The teacher asked Timmy: Why did you take your cat to school today? Timmy answered: I heard dad say to mom : I'm gonna eat that pussy when the kids are at school later. 😂😂
Wed, 21-Feb-24 10:28 PM (71 days ago)
The other day i was fucking a married woman when her husband came home. She told me to use the backdoor and be quick. In reflection i should have left, but it's not everyday you get an offer like that
lennynatural, KiwiPic, risingmoonsunset, happyhumper69, Relaxer and 4 others, shaqila, spunky4u, McPhallus and smitten4u like this
But I bet it was quick! 😂 Oh the exquisite heat!
(70 days ago)
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Tue, 20-Feb-24 9:16 PM (72 days ago)
I went out last night dressed like a.chicken and met up with a girl dressed like an egg. One thing lead to another, Then the lifelong question was answered: It's the chicken 😋😉
Freckles, KiwiPic, lennynatural, SpiritWolf68, Relaxer and 7 others, smitten4u, McPhallus, Artistic, tugking70, risingmoonsunset, Jersey__Girl and AdeleGingerRaine like this
Mon, 19-Feb-24 9:49 PM (73 days ago)
There are 16 billion lips on earth and the only 4 i wanna kiss are yours 😋
Jersey__Girl and Freckles like this
Has this line ever actually worked for you?
(73 days ago)
GottaBeMe and Jersey__Girl like this
Definitely sounds like a closing time line!
(73 days ago)
Jersey__Girl and smitten4u like this
ah ok. hope all is good with her. miss her already ❤️
(197 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
She had a bye status yday, saying she needed to prioritise her wellbeing.
(197 days ago)
Sometimes rl forces a break from NN for a time... I always come back, seems a lot of other people do
(197 days ago)
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And he's so damn proud of it... I can see his sexy smirk from here! 😈
(308 days ago)
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Thu, 22-Dec-22 9:50 PM (1 year ago)
Dear Santa, i've been good all year. Ok, most of the time. Once in a while. Fuck it, i'll buy my own shit 😂
Artistic, metalwork, Jersey__Girl, NaughtyKat, lennynatural and 5 others, LOVEXXXPORN, Pete_from_Aus, MissAshlee, Jagged_Edges and MrsTrellis like this
Then I'm sure sure Santa will be good to you
(1 year ago)
TopCat57 and Justmedamian like this
I think I'll buy my own presents as well...."I want a hippopotamus for Christmas...only a hippopotamas will do...."
(1 year ago)
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im getting a unicorn
(1 year ago)
Sun, 26-Jun-22 9:37 PM (1 year ago)
I'm in my bed, you're in you're bed. One of us is in the wrong place
Yeah. Sometimes wish I was in Gothenburg/ Malmö/ wherever Arti is 😁
(1 year ago)
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Fri, 15-Apr-22 11:23 PM (2 years ago)
I have sex almost every day. Almost on monday. almost on tuesday ....... 😂