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Thu, 23-May-24 10:38 PM (2 days ago)
Bought 2 Hershey Bars at the store. One bar plain chocolate had the she in hershey highlighted in green. The other one wth almonds did not.
Gave the one without nuts with the SHE highlighted to spouse said 4 you. Mine has nuts..lol
(2 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
At least it wasn't the 'Hers' part of Hershey. Then someone might think you'd taken it from the mrs.
(2 days ago)
bulwinkle69 likes this
I dont have a death wish....dont touch her chocolate
(2 days ago)
Apparently this is the 4th year that Hershey's has been highlighting the "she" in the name as a way of celebrating various women's and girl's causes. You can scan the QR code on the back for info.
(2 days ago)
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Wed, 22-May-24 5:50 PM (4 days ago)
So how did you pull a hamstring sleeping? By getting old
Mon, 20-May-24 10:19 PM (5 days ago)
It is International Rescue Dog Day. I rescued my Sadie off the street. She ended up saving my life. If you have the chance and ability, I recommend rescuing a dog..their love is unconditional
Any animals love is unconditional. Rescueing them will enrich your life forever
(5 days ago)
I like most dogs more than I like most people!
(5 days ago)
bulwinkle69, captain__82, smitten4u, shaqila, Relaxer and 2 others, Pete_from_Aus and Jersey__Girl like this
Loyal, enthusiastic, funny, devoted and life affirming - just a few dog attributes 🐶
(5 days ago)
Sun, 19-May-24 2:16 AM (7 days ago)
Happy 44th Anniversary of Mt St Helen's erupting. Celebrate by making someones Volcano erupt...
Thu, 9-May-24 11:07 PM (16 days ago)
dementia alert...i tripped over a 3 foot sprinkler...or my eye sight...lol
i stumbled on the floor, im sure it tripped me
(16 days ago)
was the floor wood? You tripped over your own woody...nice...
(16 days ago)
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Mon, 6-May-24 1:47 AM (20 days ago)
tried a new lasagna receipe in the instantpot..it burnt...but the bottle of lambrusco eased my dissapointment
We have an Instant Pot. But we also have room to store it (barely). It has its uses but definitely not every day.
(20 days ago)
Sun, 5-May-24 8:09 PM (21 days ago)
Bought an English Cucumber at the store.They come wrapped in plastic here. I showed my Mrs. and said look its a vegidildo in a condom....sometimes (most of the times) she fails to appreciate my humor
Mr_Vein, tugking70, SpiritWolf68, theroyalcouple, lennynatural and 5 others, WendySilvia, smitten4u, happyhumper69, LOVEXXXPORN and LikesTwo like this
Sat, 4-May-24 11:55 PM (21 days ago)
Postage Stamps are going up in price in July in the US. I ordered 200 from Costco. Arrived today, free shipping, via FedEx in a huge box. Funniest thing ever
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Fri, 3-May-24 4:29 PM (23 days ago)
the first friday of May is No Pants Day, isnt that celebrated everyday on NN?
Fri, 26-Apr-24 10:51 PM (29 days ago)
I was munching on a bag of fritos, the mrs walked by and wanted some. Warm enough here for me to wear shorts and go commando. So I dropped my shorts put one on my dick and said here have a chip off th
Jersey__Girl likes this
...the old cock...her reply..just give me the bag and put on some underwear
(29 days ago)
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Wed, 17-Apr-24 6:53 PM (39 days ago)
NN made me an offer I couldnt refuse..so I have the green shield of perv dom for another year..should I live that long..lol
hehe i fell on that too
(39 days ago)
Ooohhh which one.....I'm waiting for the 80%off offer again...I was very short on cash,yiu know.. food and all when they last offered it..hi bul
(39 days ago)
Sun, 14-Apr-24 6:45 PM (42 days ago)
Going to engage in foreplay all afternoon...watching The Masters Golf Tournament on TV
Bbaggins4321 and smitten4u like this
As we just came in from a few hours of yard work Bulwinkle may have just turned me into a golf fan. 😂
(42 days ago)
bulwinkle69 and lennynatural like this
My Mom used to watch it,no she was not a golfer, but she liked watching it and tennis and all that.
(42 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
i use to like to watch tennis...till everyone started grunting on every shot
(42 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine and Bbaggins4321 like this
That was a great finish.. no way he wasn't getting the jacket
(41 days ago)
WendySilvia likes this
How about the amateur kid getting to play a round with Tiger? That was cool
(41 days ago)
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Wed, 10-Apr-24 10:49 PM (45 days ago)
Spring Flowers are blooming. LeadiNNg me into my favorite dirty old man joke.. What is better then Red Roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ
Hahaha I was just thinking of that joke yesterday, seeing some tulips in bloom
(45 days ago)
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Wed, 3-Apr-24 11:45 PM (52 days ago)
80 F for a high and sunny yesterday...33 F wind chill atm rainy all day
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Sun, 24-Mar-24 12:34 AM (63 days ago)
March Madness...my alma mater into the sweet 16...for the 9th straight year
happyhumper69 likes this
I'm just happy they knocked the Jayhawks out...... Bill self can blow me...........
(63 days ago)
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Wed, 13-Mar-24 11:58 PM (73 days ago)
tomorrow will be my 68th celebration of pi day....better yet I'll be 3 retirement years old...celebrating with cherry pie and Rogued ead guy pale ale
Sun, 3-Mar-24 2:15 AM (84 days ago)
I failed a test today. The COVID Test...guess all I got is a biatch of a sore throat
The guy across the street got Covid last week, he had a few days of discomfort, he's doing much better now, he's outside doing yard work right now.
(84 days ago)
Fri, 2-Feb-24 10:36 PM (113 days ago)
biscuits and gravy for dinner...in honor of ground hog day
my female offspring called it a good bad dad joke
(113 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
My dog is mad at you stealing her food
(113 days ago)
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Fri, 19-Jan-24 9:35 PM (127 days ago)
After a week of single digit (farenheit) weather. 28 F feels like a heat wave
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Wow, it got that cold in Bumfuck? Nice to see you, moosie. xx
(127 days ago)
Fri, 22-Dec-23 4:07 AM (156 days ago)
Old Man Winter has just arrived in Bumfuck, OR. Of course compared to me he should be called young man winter
McPhallus likes this
1 banana, 2 banana, 3 banana, 4, 4 bananas make a bunch and so do many more
(193 days ago)
Wed, 15-Nov-23 5:17 AM (193 days ago)
Bezoz loves the little shoppers, All the Little Shoppers in the World, Red, Yellow, Black Or White, He adores them on his Site, Bezos loves all the Little Shoppers in the World
Tue, 7-Nov-23 2:10 AM (201 days ago)
planned obselescence...no not me...the three year old dishwasher on the fritz
Sucks! Worst experiences with Miele, Bosh & Siemens appliances. Only their engineers can repair so repaired 3 times then stopped working under 48h later. 6M without fully working hob.
(201 days ago)
They offered £150 Miele voucher on purchase or £60 contribution twds purchase of a temp hob. German appliances never again!
(201 days ago)