mysteries1984's Recent Statuses
Thu, 25-Aug-16 7:34 PM
(7 years ago)
Am I going to be the only person drooling over the Great British Bake Off over the next few weeks? I'm okay with that if so. More cakes for me.
Mon, 8-Aug-16 10:07 PM
(7 years ago)
Happy International Cat Day! Me-wow! Yep, I said it.
Wed, 3-Aug-16 11:10 PM
(7 years ago)
I don't like generalising. But men, this is not how to communicate: '...big fat cock to explore all of your holes until my exploding orgasm engulfs you in a sea of hot sticky semen. Sound good bitch?'
Tue, 2-Aug-16 1:27 AM
(7 years ago)
Binge watching Breaking Bad and Stranger Things. Thank you, Netflix.
Fri, 27-May-16 8:33 PM
(7 years ago)
Just got a PM from someone wondering what it would be like to have sex with an older, experienced woman like me. Fuck. Fuck fuck. Have I reached 'that' age?
Thu, 5-May-16 4:48 PM
(7 years ago)
Oh hi, long weekend. I've missed you.
Thu, 21-Apr-16 3:04 PM
(8 years ago)
12 celsius, this is practically our summer. The scent of SPF and ice-cream is in the air.
Tue, 12-Apr-16 9:13 PM
(8 years ago)
If someone could send some sun towards Dublin, that'd be great. Thanks.
Tue, 15-Mar-16 3:40 PM
(8 years ago)
Almost St Patrick's Day. Not to be abbreviated as 'Patty', thank you.
Fri, 11-Mar-16 12:39 AM
(8 years ago)
Eigengrau. The Germans have words for everything.
Fri, 19-Feb-16 11:27 PM
(8 years ago)
Good: weekend! Bad: have worked 67 hours since last Sunday so am sleeping through it. Then I'll catch up with you perverts
Fri, 5-Feb-16 12:25 AM
(8 years ago)
I need mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. Anyone here giving it?
Tue, 22-Dec-15 3:05 PM
(8 years ago)
I'm so behind on blog reading and perving, damn real life. But I wanted to share the most bemusing headline I've read today: Lenny Kravitz accused of running illegal dental surgery.
Sat, 19-Dec-15 1:26 AM
(8 years ago)
I'm watching Jeff Dunham for the first time...is this just me not 'getting' American humour? I don't find him funny at all.
Wed, 16-Dec-15 6:55 PM
(8 years ago)
I didn't know Brut was still a thing. I feel like I'm on a bus in the past, drowning in a nasty scent.
Mon, 14-Dec-15 1:17 AM
(8 years ago)
There's a special place in hell for eBay bids/snipers that appear 4 seconds before the end of the auction.
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Fri, 11-Dec-15 11:55 AM
(8 years ago)
Hello, Friday. You've taken your time but I'm glad you're here.
Tue, 8-Dec-15 10:37 PM
(8 years ago)
Anagram: WOWDILDO. Clue is 'not touched by human hands'.
Tue, 8-Dec-15 9:41 PM
(8 years ago)
Anagram: LUBETITS. Clue is 'making things easier'. Go!
Mon, 7-Dec-15 9:44 PM
(8 years ago)
Festive knickers uploaded. Now it feels like Christmas
Thu, 26-Nov-15 12:57 PM
(8 years ago)
Happy Thanksgiving, US friends. Enjoy the turkey and family time. I'll be bringing the dog for a walk and relaxing in front of the fire.
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Tue, 24-Nov-15 3:05 PM
(8 years ago)
I've only just gotten out of bed, and it's 3pm here. Harlot living is not conducive to 'normal' hours. Happy Tuesday, deviants. I'm going to take a shower.
Mon, 23-Nov-15 1:20 AM
(8 years ago)
I have no ice-cream. So I can't share it with any of you perverts anyway.
Sun, 22-Nov-15 5:37 PM
(8 years ago)
I bought new bedsheets with an actual thread count listed on the packaging. I feel like a grown-up now. And they'll even match my scatter cushions.
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Sat, 21-Nov-15 11:47 PM
(8 years ago)
Is it too early for festive underwear?
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