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cheekypaul's Recent Statuses
Wed, 20-Nov-19 7:14 AM (4 years ago)
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Wish I could vid chat on my iPad. Any browsers that have flash out there?
What’s wrong with Skype?
(4 years ago)
you can use puffin app. I use it on my phone and it's like using the desktop. just go to the desktop site
(4 years ago)
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Thanks Stickman, I used to use Puffin but it has since died on apple devices
(4 years ago)
still works on my apple devices
(4 years ago)
Good to know flitterbee
(4 years ago)
Wed, 7-Aug-19 7:30 AM (4 years ago)
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The worst thing about working for yourself is the sexual advances from your boss.....relentless!
OMG! That is so funny! Thanks for the belly laugh! smile
(4 years ago)
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LOL hello sexysmile I love that profile picturesmile
(4 years ago)
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Wed, 23-Jan-19 8:14 PM (5 years ago)
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Still can’t send PMs I see
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You want a PM?
(4 years ago)
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Tue, 8-Jan-19 9:25 AM (5 years ago)
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Girls: Gilligan, the professor or the skipper?..........let’s not get the Howells involved
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oh it would have to be gilligan, he a funny bugger... altho professor was a bit of an alright too
(5 years ago)
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Personally, I'm a fan of the Cartwright boys myself.. Mmm..
(5 years ago)
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<<<<<<<< not seen an episode
(5 years ago)
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Tue, 8-Jan-19 9:24 AM (5 years ago)
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O.k you’re on the island. Guys: Ginger or Maryanne?
I mean I Googled Ginger or Maryanne and ended up on the island.
(5 years ago)
Ginger would be my choice.
(5 years ago)
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Mine too EmuLater
(5 years ago)
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Mary Ann is total girlfriend material. Ginger would ruin your life. lol
(5 years ago)
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Mary Ann, every day and twice on Sunday - and this from a guy who thinks all redheads are over-the-top hot...
(5 years ago)
Sun, 16-Sep-18 6:40 AM (5 years ago)
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Damn! I’m all out of PM’s sad
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you should get premium and then ya never run out smile
(5 years ago)
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awww well you'll just have to come back and try again tomorrow.
(5 years ago)
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Hey paul...how many do you get? I haven't yet figured out how many I get,I get tired of Pming before I can get my answer.smilesmile
(5 years ago)
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Ever noticed how similar PM and Premium sound when you say them qiuckly? wink Voila, problem gone.
(5 years ago)
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I can send you one if that helps tongue
(5 years ago)
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Tue, 30-Jan-18 9:29 AM (6 years ago)
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What’s the longest you’ve gone without an orgasm? Mine is 2 weeks and it was torture....never gain!
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Holly^^^
(6 years ago)
Well, I was born in 1968 and was about 15 when I found out what my clitty was for.... So, 15 years it is! tongue
(6 years ago)
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Next time I'll measure it just before I cum and let you know the length. tongue
(6 years ago)
raspberry if it helps, and 15 yrs sorry about that
(6 years ago)
I don't keep track that well but a few months. I'm going on 3 weeks right now after breaking several months without one.
(6 years ago)
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Sat, 23-Sep-17 6:07 AM (6 years ago)
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Two beers and feeling fantastic.......wanna feel? Lol
The cold beer of course Wodja smile
(6 years ago)
david coppaFeel?
(6 years ago)
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Just give me the other beer wink
(6 years ago)
Most definitely
(6 years ago)
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It will be cheeky if I don't so yes please xx
(6 years ago)
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Tue, 15-Aug-17 8:37 PM (6 years ago)
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I'm harder than advanced calculus, morning people smile
I wish I could play with you
(6 years ago)
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Come on over Msboom, I have the house to myself smile
(6 years ago)
You just need to pee. tongue lol
(6 years ago)
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Did that earlier Tex wink
(6 years ago)
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Sat, 12-Aug-17 9:56 PM (6 years ago)
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When are you women going to admit that you love big clocks!......................................the cuckoo, the grandfather clock, you want one smile
I tend to have too many clocks sad
(6 years ago)
i hate big clocks, i dont like clocks at all, i had a tiny waterproof diving watch, cheap, i washed it, in a pair of pants sad
(6 years ago)
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Hi Arti angel x..Did the poor little clock survive ?
(6 years ago)
my friend said but it was waterproof, yeah not hurricane proof tho
(6 years ago)
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The winds of time..All things must pass....ohmy
(6 years ago)
Tue, 25-Jul-17 4:00 AM (6 years ago)
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Sitting here naked fantasising about having someone pay my taxes for me, man or woman, don't care wink
Lucky you MG smile
(6 years ago)
They always come back for more...lol
(6 years ago)
Id rather do something else for you
(6 years ago)
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Why, thank you Msboom xx
(6 years ago)
Good luck with that and TMI
(6 years ago)
Sat, 22-Jul-17 10:45 AM (6 years ago)
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Not bored.....kinda tired....zzzz
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Wed, 31-May-17 10:30 AM (6 years ago)
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There are a lot of scared donkeys when guys start talking about how much they love ass fucking....ha ha
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My neighbor's donkey always stands with his butt in the corner of his pen. Now that think about, my neighbor's wife always stands with her back to the wall. Huh!
(6 years ago)
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so you're saying an ass is an ass
(6 years ago)
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Mon, 22-May-17 10:21 AM (6 years ago)
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I'm sleepy/horny too tired really but these sexy pics are keeping me.......ummm up smile
Too bad i can't help
(6 years ago)
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Love you to help Msboom xx
(6 years ago)
Thu, 18-May-17 10:48 PM (6 years ago)
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Ah sir mix a lot, I forgot how funny that film clip is...."when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face, you get sprung!".....still laughing &#128514;
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Lol
(6 years ago)
Wed, 17-May-17 12:18 AM (6 years ago)
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I just had a dose of door to door religion preached at me......have to shake that off with a quick perv smile
You should have been "shaking it off" when you answered the door. And then yelled at them to return soon for the second coming!
(6 years ago)
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How did you know it was the 2nd one Tigersteaks?
(6 years ago)
Next time do what I did answer the door naked
(6 years ago)
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When they gave me some of their 'literature' I gave them some literature of my own. A Pabo catalogue (sex catalogue). Never seen em since tongue
(6 years ago)
i'd rather have my religion delivered than have to go out for it
(6 years ago)
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Wed, 3-May-17 6:47 AM (6 years ago)
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How many minutes do you think sex takes?
As many as it takes. It's one of those zen riddles.
(6 years ago)
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So you think it takes a do-zen minutes then Tiger? Lol
(6 years ago)
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I'm do-zen off alright! tongue
(6 years ago)
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You've still got it Tiger xx
(6 years ago)
Tue, 2-May-17 4:36 AM (6 years ago)
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Not bored and just took care of the horny too......later pervs &#128578;
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(6 years ago)
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Tue, 4-Apr-17 10:47 AM (6 years ago)
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Most amount of orgasms in 24 hours?
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Ha, not deliberate, Cheekypaul! smile But we paced ourselves. wink
(6 years ago)
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Hello paul smile smile xxoo.........several the last hour, that still have me quivering yet smile.......smile smile..........hug and kotc
(6 years ago)
I couldn't tell you, never counted, but I do know that I want to be wherever it is that MrsUnderDog is right now
(6 years ago)
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I think somewhere in the 20's
(6 years ago)
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lol.......hello Man_l_ b.......smile smile........have a wonderful day.......hug and kotc
(6 years ago)
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Wed, 8-Mar-17 10:06 AM (7 years ago)
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Have a happy day all you International women.....and the ones back home too!
You too babe
(7 years ago)
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xx
(7 years ago)
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Hey friend. Been a while. Thank you. Have a great day too. Kisses all over. xx Lyn xx
(7 years ago)
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Thanks Lyn xx
(7 years ago)
Tue, 28-Feb-17 12:20 AM (7 years ago)
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Trying to think of new ideas as I take pics.....but the ones I have posted look a little like others I have.....sigh!
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hmmmmm
(7 years ago)
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Thanks Wendy xx
(7 years ago)
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Hello paulsmile smile xxoo............smile smile...........hug and kotc
(7 years ago)
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Hi mrs Undi xx
(7 years ago)
I gave you some ideas before!
(7 years ago)
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Tue, 21-Feb-17 5:00 AM (7 years ago)
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I don't want to scare anyone....but I think I'm horny again smile
Does that mean I owe you money Rollersquirrel?
(7 years ago)
It's the ONLY way to be ... xxx Mrs.
(7 years ago)
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Glad to hear it Mrs GA xx
(7 years ago)
How many years is that now? tongue
(7 years ago)
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It's a few Mya good to see you again xx
(7 years ago)
Thu, 9-Feb-17 12:39 AM (7 years ago)
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Although I like the Ramones, I just don't consider them to be punk, more garage rock......probably not the right place to discuss this..
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Not sure anyone was calling the Ramones punk when they started, as it was before '76-'77 when punk really hit.
(7 years ago)
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Very true Mitch but people say they were the first punk band but I see punk as a very U.K thing....at first anyway
(7 years ago)
Thu, 26-Jan-17 10:44 PM (7 years ago)
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Hands up if you like to masturbate?......that's o.k if your hands are busy! wink
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Mon, 23-Jan-17 9:30 PM (7 years ago)
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Don't you hate interruptions when you're just about to cum?.....need to finish what I started now wink
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We'll all be quiet then. Won't say a word. Don't mind us.
(7 years ago)
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Hope you got to finish!! Definitely hate interruptions!!
(7 years ago)
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