cheekypaul's Recent Statuses
Wed, 20-Nov-19 7:14 AM
(4 years ago)
Wish I could vid chat on my iPad. Any browsers that have flash out there?
Wed, 7-Aug-19 7:30 AM
(4 years ago)
The worst thing about working for yourself is the sexual advances from your boss.....relentless!
Wed, 23-Jan-19 8:14 PM
(5 years ago)
Still can’t send PMs I see
Tue, 8-Jan-19 9:25 AM
(5 years ago)
Girls: Gilligan, the professor or the skipper?..........let’s not get the Howells involved
Tue, 8-Jan-19 9:24 AM
(5 years ago)
O.k you’re on the island. Guys: Ginger or Maryanne?
Sun, 16-Sep-18 6:40 AM
(5 years ago)
Damn! I’m all out of PM’s
Tue, 30-Jan-18 9:29 AM
(6 years ago)
What’s the longest you’ve gone without an orgasm? Mine is 2 weeks and it was torture....never gain!
Sat, 23-Sep-17 6:07 AM
(6 years ago)
Two beers and feeling fantastic.......wanna feel? Lol
Tue, 15-Aug-17 8:37 PM
(6 years ago)
I'm harder than advanced calculus, morning people
Sat, 12-Aug-17 9:56 PM
(6 years ago)
When are you women going to admit that you love big clocks!......................................the cuckoo, the grandfather clock, you want one
Tue, 25-Jul-17 4:00 AM
(6 years ago)
Sitting here naked fantasising about having someone pay my taxes for me, man or woman, don't care
Sat, 22-Jul-17 10:45 AM
(6 years ago)
Not bored.....kinda tired....zzzz
Wed, 31-May-17 10:30 AM
(6 years ago)
There are a lot of scared donkeys when guys start talking about how much they love ass fucking....ha ha
Mon, 22-May-17 10:21 AM
(6 years ago)
I'm sleepy/horny too tired really but these sexy pics are keeping me.......ummm up
Thu, 18-May-17 10:48 PM
(6 years ago)
Ah sir mix a lot, I forgot how funny that film clip is...."when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face, you get sprung!".....still laughing 😂
Wed, 17-May-17 12:18 AM
(6 years ago)
I just had a dose of door to door religion preached at me......have to shake that off with a quick perv
Wed, 3-May-17 6:47 AM
(6 years ago)
How many minutes do you think sex takes?
Tue, 2-May-17 4:36 AM
(6 years ago)
Not bored and just took care of the horny too......later pervs 🙂
Tue, 4-Apr-17 10:47 AM
(6 years ago)
Most amount of orgasms in 24 hours?
Wed, 8-Mar-17 10:06 AM
(7 years ago)
Have a happy day all you International women.....and the ones back home too!
Tue, 28-Feb-17 12:20 AM
(7 years ago)
Trying to think of new ideas as I take pics.....but the ones I have posted look a little like others I have.....sigh!
Tue, 21-Feb-17 5:00 AM
(7 years ago)
I don't want to scare anyone....but I think I'm horny again
Thu, 9-Feb-17 12:39 AM
(7 years ago)
Although I like the Ramones, I just don't consider them to be punk, more garage rock......probably not the right place to discuss this..
Thu, 26-Jan-17 10:44 PM
(7 years ago)
Hands up if you like to masturbate?......that's o.k if your hands are busy!
Mon, 23-Jan-17 9:30 PM
(7 years ago)
Don't you hate interruptions when you're just about to cum?.....need to finish what I started now
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