scoobyp's Recent Statuses
Fri, 14-Jul-17 4:26 PM
(6 years ago)
Sun, 21-May-17 6:36 PM
(6 years ago)
Three words to ruin a man's ego...? "Is it in?"
Sun, 21-May-17 6:21 PM
(6 years ago)
How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
Sun, 21-May-17 6:10 PM
(6 years ago)
I just noticed a video: "May the Fuck be with you" on yt ... woohoo!
Thu, 4-May-17 9:13 PM
(7 years ago)
Bird watching is a sport, and porn watching?
Thu, 4-May-17 8:42 PM
(7 years ago)
WooHoo, new effect at login box
Hello, world of perverted people
Tue, 28-Feb-17 3:26 AM
(7 years ago)
I have a sort of love/repulsion to social network, everytime I stop my social life because I hated my love for social network. My psychiatrist said that's not so grave if I eat a plate of pills every
Mon, 20-Feb-17 9:02 PM
(7 years ago)
A friend of mine posted the photo of his penis in whatsapp chat of the church, he thought it was that of his lover. Of course, the wife was in the chat of the church, poor man.
Thu, 9-Feb-17 11:34 PM
(7 years ago)
An other year on my personal clock has end
Wed, 28-Dec-16 8:16 PM
(7 years ago)
I know I'm late... marry xmas
Wed, 21-Dec-16 12:26 AM
(7 years ago)
I'm sorry to be the first to talking about bad news: Santa Claus was died about 1673 year ago, he will be replaced with some overweight drunkards in red dress and red hat night.
Tue, 25-Oct-16 4:44 PM
(7 years ago)
This yellow shield with ten inside is a proof I'm a bit hold.
Sun, 31-Jul-16 10:15 PM
(7 years ago)
Funny town names: Shitterton, England - Hell, Michigan - Why, Arizona - Whynot, Mississippi - Bastardstown, Ireland - Batman, Turkey - Beaverlick, Kentucky - Bra, Italy - Catbrain, England
Sun, 31-Jul-16 9:50 PM
(7 years ago)
At any given moment, about 0.7% of the people in the world are drunk.
Sat, 23-Jul-16 9:17 PM
(7 years ago)
There’s that moment when you put your steak on the grill and your mouth waters all over from that amazing smell. Do you vegans feel the same when you mow the grass?
Sat, 23-Jul-16 9:02 PM
(7 years ago)
My dentist: "You need a crown." - Me: "Finally someone who understands me"
Sat, 23-Jul-16 12:36 PM
(7 years ago)
When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on.
Fri, 22-Jul-16 8:01 PM
(7 years ago)
The world is in madness, crying for Munich victims.
Fri, 22-Jul-16 7:04 AM
(7 years ago)
I just like to sleep naked. The air-hostess could have been a bit more understanding. Good Morning!
Thu, 21-Jul-16 10:27 PM
(7 years ago)
Wed, 20-Jul-16 11:00 PM
(7 years ago)
Good Night and remember Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Wed, 20-Jul-16 9:45 PM
(7 years ago)
"Star Trek Beyond" -19h (in Italy), I already bought tickets for all family... long life and prosper, NN
Wed, 20-Jul-16 7:15 PM
(7 years ago)
What did four Italians and a South African in a pubs in London? A search engine for escort ... this time isn't a joke.
Wed, 20-Jul-16 2:49 PM
(7 years ago)
Wife comes back from the doctor and says to her husband: - Honey, I have a sad news - a gynecologist told me not have sex for a three weeks... Husband: - And what the dentist said?
Wed, 20-Jul-16 1:39 PM
(7 years ago)
Mary went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned €25 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "They just wanted to see your panties!" Mary replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"
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