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	mysteries1984

Tue, 22-Dec-15 3:05 PM (8 years ago)

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I'm so behind on blog reading and perving, damn real life. But I wanted to share the most bemusing headline I've read today: Lenny Kravitz accused of running illegal dental surgery.

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	OldTroubador

Hello Mysteries

xxx

(8 years ago)

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	amps79

Does he do cleaning. Wouldn't mind a polish before xmas

(8 years ago)

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	happyhumper69

I bet he prescribes some good painkillers

(8 years ago)

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	OldTroubador

Whatever he prescribes, it would never change the fact that you are one UGLY Tarheel

(8 years ago)

	MitchandDaisy

Well yeah because he wears them ripped-at-the-crotch leather pants while performimg dental surgery. Eveeryone knows that's illegal!

(8 years ago)

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	happyhumper69

Tux, get your geriatric ass back to the nursing home. The breakfast buffet is closed

(8 years ago)

	OldTroubador

Buzz off, Tarheel. They are having a 2 for 1 special at Waffle House

(8 years ago)

	happyhumper69

waffles!!!!

(8 years ago)

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	OldTroubador

I'm taking my own coffee though. That stuff they serve tastes like it came out of a well in the Permian Basin

(8 years ago)

	happyhumper69

One of my friends swears by their coffee. I don't hate WH coffee, but I can make way better at home.

(8 years ago)

	mysteries1984

I don't know what a Tarheel is, or the Permian Basin. Does this mean I'm young?

(8 years ago)

	thatwilldome

Hi sexy girl. I was only thinking of you yesterday wondering how you were.

(8 years ago)

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	amancalledpony

No 1984, it means you are normal and not from the Southeast US

(8 years ago)

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	Revord2

I don't know what Waffle House is....

(8 years ago)

	Revord2

PS... I do, but I'd prefer if I didn't

(8 years ago)

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	OldTroubador

Did that darn Happy Humper hijack your status Mysteries?

(8 years ago)

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	OldTroubador

No Mysteries, it just means you;re not a cranky old redneck

(8 years ago)

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	Irish-Bloke

My get aul Leonard to hook me up with a cheap filling so

(8 years ago)