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Wed, 3-Aug-16 11:10 PM (7 years ago)
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I don't like generalising. But men, this is not how to communicate: '...big fat cock to explore all of your holes until my exploding orgasm engulfs you in a sea of hot sticky semen. Sound good bitch?'
lol
(7 years ago)
mysteries1984 likes this
So true
(7 years ago)
mysteries1984 likes this
Classy!! A for effort but really
(7 years ago)
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yes i agree but sometimes its exactctly what you want to here minus the bitch part
(7 years ago)
mysteries1984 likes this
Damn girl, you are blowing the lid off some of their favourite lines
(7 years ago)
mysteries1984 likes this
what? I heard bitches loved that kind of talk... (joke, of course)
(7 years ago)
oh you got my message - hahaha
(7 years ago)
miss_molly and mysteries1984 like this
It's not what I want to hear from strangers. And it's a 0 for effort tongue
(7 years ago)
Chuck-81 likes this
can't really imagine saying that to a stranger - but these are strange times we are living in...
(7 years ago)
MrsFX and mysteries1984 like this
Oh wow! He's a keeper
(7 years ago)
mysteries1984 likes this
uuugh....please disreguard my pm please....
(7 years ago)
mysteries1984 likes this
I'll make sure to improve myself ;p
(7 years ago)
mysteries1984 likes this
I sometimes hang my head in disbelief and shame for some of those self appointed spokesmen for my gender
(7 years ago)
mysteries1984 likes this
Undi we all know you're nothing like that smile
(7 years ago)
undisclosedid1 and MrsFX like this
And shockingly some people claim how rude it is that they don't receive a response to their articulate PMs.
(7 years ago)
ohmy
(7 years ago)
mysteries1984 likes this
I would apologize for being male, but I've done it so many times recently, I'll just hang my head. We aren't all neanderthals...
(7 years ago)
mysteries1984 likes this
Ah, I don't blame men. I just share what they say when I feel it's warranted smile
(7 years ago)
coldfish1 likes this
So your saying i need a different approach ohmy LOL hugs xx grin
(7 years ago)
mysteries1984 likes this
I hate to disagree but it is a way to communicate - just not a great way!
(7 years ago)
I understand what he said wrong here. It should have been "engulf you in a sea of hot sticky seamen". Yes. I know how a woman's mind works.
(7 years ago)
coldfish1 and mysteries1984 like this
Here the cool thing, Power, people like whomever sent Ms. Mystery this PM make the rest of us normal status guys look reasonably polite. : )
(7 years ago)
Still, you shouldn't have to put up with that...it's just not right, I've had a belly full of what's not right...
(7 years ago)
mysteries1984 likes this
*Here's
(7 years ago)
Crunchy and Lord, would either of you send that message to a random stranger here?
(7 years ago)
yeah you tell em power (pst wave your fist in the air)
(7 years ago)
coldfish1 and mysteries1984 like this
Night all...
(7 years ago)
mysteries1984 likes this
no Mark. I save all my "hot, sticky semen" messages for you.
(7 years ago)
pfffft. Of course I would mark.
(7 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
I honestly put on a hazmat suit before I open Crunchy's messages. ; ) Now, if you know the person a bit, have communicated some, there's nothing wrong with a bit of nasty.
(7 years ago)
mysteries1984 likes this
I also sign off on Mark's messages with "Sound good bitch?"
(7 years ago)
Oh dear............... sad
(7 years ago)
mysteries1984 likes this
I sign off on all of Crunchy's messages, "That Eminen wanna-be fucker still says you look like a douchbag!"
(7 years ago)
mysteries1984 likes this
he is only half right. I am a total douchebag
(7 years ago)
I always sign off with "fuck her right in the pussy" to strangers.
(7 years ago)
LR, engulf. You read my mind. Crunchy, you lie, you don't hate to disagree in the slightest.
(7 years ago)
LordRebellion likes this
^^^^ And this is why Lord never gets any of his PMs to Mr. NN answered.
(7 years ago)
84, How do you say no to an offer like that? lol
(7 years ago)
mysteries1984 likes this
NN has me blocked. sad
(7 years ago)
Sorry, it's for an exam ...I won't send again sad
(7 years ago)
mysteries1984 likes this
A "pelvic exam" Gream?
(7 years ago)
mysteries1984 and Gleam_Scene like this
Pony, I didn't say I said no tongue
(7 years ago)
amancalledpony likes this
wow, that's just so sexy and enticing /sarcasm
(7 years ago)
mysteries1984 likes this
*copy/pastes the message for later use to send to 84* smile
(7 years ago)
mysteries1984 likes this
each to their own.
(7 years ago)
Weirdly it's for a sea faring exam?
(7 years ago)
Very articulate ..... *sighs*
(7 years ago)
mysteries1984 likes this
I dunno, usually works for me
(7 years ago)
You soo should have replied "Surfs up dude!" to that P.M mysteries.
(7 years ago)
Next time, GS smile
(7 years ago)
Gleam_Scene likes this
The adventurous spirit of Christopher Columbus and the words of Lord Byron, what a fucking stud he must be.
(7 years ago)
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