Viewing Member - OldTroubador
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About Me: |
220 pounds of sexual dynamite (I've gained some weight)...................still with only a three inch fuse. :P |
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My Current Status: |
I see that wretched old moggy is back in the house - TC. HE will tell you that those initials stand for TopCat. The rest of us know they actually stand for TotalCockup.
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My Stats: |
I am: |
Male |
Sexual Preference: |
Girls |
Am seeking: |
No one at the moment |
Marital Status: |
Separated |
Children: |
Dependent |
Age: |
62
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Location: |
Wherever the next truckstop is, Texas, United States |
BN Status: |
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last logged into BN: |
29-Nov-21
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I
have been a Member of BN since: |
4-Apr-13
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My Appearance: |
Race/Ethnicity: | Caucasian (White) |
Body Type: | Average |
Body Shape: | Zipper |
Height: | 7' 4" (224cm) |
Weight: | 545lbs (38st 13lbs) (247.2kg) |
Eye Colour: | Blue |
Hair Colour: | White/Grey |
Best Feature: | Ears |
Pubic Hair: | Shaven |
Tatoos: | None |
Piercings: | Clit, Pussy |
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My Professional Life: |
Education: | |
Employment Status: | Full Time |
Industry: | Transport |
Job Role: | Other |
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My Lifestyle: |
Smoking: | Daily |
Drinking: | No |
Food Preference: | Non-vegetarian |
Religion: | Spiritual but not religious |
Sense of Humour: | None |
Social Behaviour: | Shy |
Personality: | Promiscuous |
Libido: | Non Existant |
Kinkiest place I've had sex: | Swinging from a chandelier at the Biltmore Estate |
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My Favourites: |
Movie: | A Christmas Carol. Scrooged. The Grinch Who Stol |
Actor/Actress: | Alastair Sim (played Scrooge) |
Book: | Roly Poly Coloring Book |
Author: | Dr Seuss |
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Band: | I've been banned from several bars |
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Drink: | Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster |
Food: | Breakfast, lunch, supper |
Pastime: | Making up silly things to write here |
Thing: | My ding-a-ling |
Sex Position: | Defensive lineman |
Famous person I'd like to have sex with:
| Myself. Oh wait - I already do that |
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Self Description: |
What makes me happy: | Bah Humbug |
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What makes me mad: | Holidays |
My bad habits: | Making sculptures out of the gunk I scrape from under my toenails |
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My Final Thought: |
If you pay me enough... I will be a millionaire.
Final thought? That saddens me that I won't have any more after this.
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(Profile last updated: 25-Oct-20)
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