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Thu, 18-Aug-22 1:02 PM (1 year ago)
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Yaaaaawns, opens one eye, sees a gorgeous naked body ....... needs to take a cold shower!
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never block your instincts! smile
(1 year ago)
Wed, 10-Aug-22 5:45 PM (1 year ago)
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Well I would have uploaded new pix but I'm being asked to provide govt. issued ID photo, which I don't have. I've lost my driving licence and I don't have a passport that's in date. It's been fun NN b
newromantic likes this
This process is easier than you think.
(1 year ago)
Other sites need your actual full ID but we did it with nearly everything blacked out.
(1 year ago)
Its all poppycock!!
(1 year ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
I won't be "Mastercarded" (The Cads) I've got my yellow badge and that should be good enough.
(1 year ago)
I kind of wish I hadn't bothered getting mine,sadly if I decide to get rid of it everything goes even my cartoon profile pic,that's all that stopped me,I hated being a blobsad
(1 year ago)
Wed, 27-Jul-22 11:48 AM (1 year ago)
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Hey, hey, hey! How are you all doing on this lovely summer day?
mojo75nz likes this
Lol treading water over here soft smile
(1 year ago)
softcell likes this
Cloudy but the cloud won't spert.. Plesent temp & Humity though..smile
(1 year ago)
Hello! There’s a name I haven’t seen in a long time. Have I been gone or have you? 😆
(1 year ago)
softcell likes this
Hi softcellsmile
(1 year ago)
Sun, 12-Jun-22 8:14 PM (1 year ago)
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Well here I am, checking in to see how things are going. My, my, things have changed around here! 😔
haylo ;p
(1 year ago)
Hi, nice to meet you!
(1 year ago)
Mornin' lassie
(1 year ago)
Long time no see how have you been
(1 year ago)
now that Im retired, I try to change (clothes) at least every third day
(1 year ago)
Wed, 3-Nov-21 7:29 PM (2 years ago)
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Wow ....... The old UFO series is on Horror Channel +1😄 Haven't seen this since I was a kid! 😂
I'm watching that as well..I have noticed some rather impressive episodes..:
(2 years ago)
What is the name of the UFO series Raven?
(2 years ago)
One of the brilliantt Gerry Anderson inventions..(the Thunderbirds Creator) Just called UFO smile
(2 years ago)
Oh well that is certainly original and thank you Raven for being ever so helpfulsmile
(2 years ago)
You are always nice to me..X smile
(2 years ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Wed, 3-Nov-21 6:29 PM (2 years ago)
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Laying in bed, dogs snuggled up to me, watching Asteroid A-Geddon 🤣😂🤣
Johnathan Holman likes this
hey soft cood to see you in status grin
(2 years ago)
softcell likes this
*good
(2 years ago)
softcell likes this
Hey lovely Arti, thought I'd check in and see who's still around 😁
(2 years ago)
lol you come in a time of confusion with the new SIDV going on
(2 years ago)
Thu, 26-Aug-21 11:37 AM (2 years ago)
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Just popped in to say hello and now I'm going back down below 😉
Mr_Vein, thatfeeling and johnnyel like this
Well hello! Come back and see everyone sometime.
(2 years ago)
Thu, 27-May-21 10:29 AM (2 years ago)
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Omg! I'm going to be 58 next month ........ How the heck did that happen?? 😱
I’m a horny teen trapped in the body of a 58 year old man. Father Time, an asshole and still undefeated! And Mother Nature is cruel too! 😆
(2 years ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
Life is what happens while you make plans...I have survived 64.5 years so far, come on, you can do this: ) xx
(2 years ago)
I believe many would be happy to look as good as you do at that age. Many happy returns 😊😘
(2 years ago)
lookin good sc like
(2 years ago)
obviously while enjoying and living life, time damn well gets away from ya LOL but time only improves great things
(2 years ago)
Thu, 27-May-21 9:03 AM (2 years ago)
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Gooooooood morning newbienudes grin
mojo75nz, Bbaggins4321 and johnnyel like this
flittitty!! ;D
(2 years ago)
flitterbee likes this
Haaa, ain't we all
(2 years ago)
Morning there softie xx
(2 years ago)
lol that is a new one softy wink
(2 years ago)
Good morning 🙏🏻🌄
(2 years ago)
Wed, 30-Dec-20 10:37 AM (3 years ago)
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So, I dyed my hair and posted some pics 😁
mojo75nz, Paulm47 and BULL502 like this
spring chicken softy smile xx
(3 years ago)
softcell likes this
21 paul? yeah right lol
(3 years ago)
softcell and Paulm47 like this
And you lok as good as ever x
(3 years ago)
I'm dying my hair grey at an ever increasing rate
(3 years ago)
Colour suits you!
(3 years ago)
Wed, 16-Dec-20 3:06 PM (3 years ago)
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Bring on the guys
well gee sorry i left them home,,,oh yes im home sad
(3 years ago)
softcell likes this
You're so bad 😀
(3 years ago)
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Hello softcell smile
(3 years ago)
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Cant wait to get you in my arms x
(3 years ago)
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Wed, 9-Dec-20 10:53 AM (3 years ago)
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Not been on here for months! What have I missed, my little Christmas Elves? Xx
nothing new sad
(3 years ago)
Welcome back, hope you’ve been well.
(3 years ago)
softcell likes this
Me ? love
(3 years ago)
Wodja and softcell like this
Welcome home...mwah xxx
(3 years ago)
WB Soft smile
(3 years ago)
Fri, 25-Sep-20 2:33 PM (3 years ago)
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Do you think snails are born knowing that they can climb up walls and under roofs or do they do it accidentally and think 'yeeeeessssss'?
I'm going to Vegas !!
(3 years ago)
stan1557 likes this
Be careful ! smile
(3 years ago)
Thu, 24-Sep-20 9:45 AM (3 years ago)
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Good morning my little sugar puffs xxx
mojo75nz and johnnyel like this
Hi there softy smile
(3 years ago)
softcell likes this
Good morning sweetness ! smile
(3 years ago)
softcell likes this
Hi softcell...for some reason I feel like having cerealsmile
(3 years ago)
softcell likes this
Hi softy, I'm more a xxxxxxxx, crackle and pop person myself. smile
(3 years ago)
softcell likes this
^^ Four letters beginning with s and ending with p. smile
(3 years ago)
softcell likes this
Fri, 13-Mar-20 10:51 PM (4 years ago)
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You know that moment, when the penny drops, and you realise that someone was just being nice and making you feel sexy to get into your knickers? Kerching! It's dropped!!
Did the penny drop before your knickers did tho? wink
(4 years ago)
Agent_K likes this
Never happened to me sad
(4 years ago)
What happens when pennies no longer exist? Will the two-pennies drop instead?
(4 years ago)
5 pence coins are too small to drop I think, so it would have to be 10 Pence coins...smile
(4 years ago)
Mon, 9-Mar-20 2:12 PM (4 years ago)
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I’ve lost 109 lbs
Hello's x smile
(4 years ago)
Congrats! xx
(4 years ago)
Well done Rosie x
(4 years ago)
Awesome great job smile
(4 years ago)
your fabulous either way wink
(4 years ago)
Mon, 9-Mar-20 9:35 AM (4 years ago)
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Alrighteeeeeeee! Are we all feeling fine and dandy today?
Fine.....Dandy.......and horny grin
(4 years ago)
softcell likes this
Probably more like fine and randy!
(4 years ago)
softcell likes this
All good here!!
(4 years ago)
softcell likes this
indubitably
(4 years ago)
softcell likes this
Hanging in there smile
(4 years ago)
Thu, 20-Feb-20 10:45 AM (4 years ago)
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Good morning my little chocolate hobnobs ?? I hope you’re all feeling loved today. Xxx
Softy!! LTNS! Welcum home. XXX wink
(4 years ago)
Not bad how are you smile
(4 years ago)
Hi ya sexy lady x x x
(4 years ago)
Mmmm chocolate hobnobs, you really know how to grab my attention!
(4 years ago)
Hi theres justenjoyeda creme egg smile
(4 years ago)
Thu, 6-Feb-20 5:57 PM (4 years ago)
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Well good evening my lovelies, hope you’re all doing well and having fun xx
DanajustDana, Mr_Vein and johnnyel like this
Hi Softy, how are ya?
(4 years ago)
Emu!
(4 years ago)
Dana!
(4 years ago)
DanajustDana likes this
I think she's lost again! LOL
(4 years ago)
Softy losty!
(4 years ago)
Mon, 9-Dec-19 9:42 AM (4 years ago)
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Good morning my little spicy sugar plums??
Agent_K and johnnyel like this
How did you know about my plums being spicy and coated with sugar? I thought I deleted those photos?
(4 years ago)
it has been a while, glad your ok smile xx
(4 years ago)
softcell likes this
Nice to see you softcell smile
(4 years ago)
Helloooooo ! Its been awhile how have you been smile
(4 years ago)
I am neither spicy or sweet sneaky Hey there Madame Cell smile
(4 years ago)
Mon, 5-Aug-19 11:38 PM (4 years ago)
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Wanders in and yawns, just one g&t before bed!??
PApda, one_cunning and coldfish1 like this
Hola chicca
(4 years ago)
Long time no see smile
(4 years ago)
Wed, 12-Jun-19 12:46 PM (4 years ago)
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Has summer started or have I missed it completely? It’s like winter outside!!
I am remaining in my shorts, no matter what
(4 years ago)
I think ours is starting but it can always rain smile
(4 years ago)
I love summer in Scotland. Last year it was a Wednesday... tongue
(4 years ago)
flitterbee, PApda and softcell like this
ya had do summers other day and day after ! lol
(4 years ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
arghh .. two summers not do !! lol
(4 years ago)
Wed, 12-Jun-19 12:26 PM (4 years ago)
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It’s official ..... I haven’t had sex for so long that I’ve regained my virginity!! :0
sad
(4 years ago)
Hymen to that! tongue
(4 years ago)
Mr_Elmo, softcell, maraff and PApda like this
See my flip flop joke
(4 years ago)
All right
(4 years ago)
Yeah, I think mine's grown back...
(4 years ago)
Tue, 11-Jun-19 7:29 AM (4 years ago)
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Anybody else going to the Faery Festival at Torpoint on 21st June?
50 miles away.
(4 years ago)
There is the HMS Raleigh naval training base at Torpoint.
(4 years ago)
maraff likes this
Ah ok,can't say I had heard of that before but that is a marvellous part of the country.
(4 years ago)
EmuLater likes this
On the other side of the River Tamar from Plymouth.
(4 years ago)
Only ever been to the naval dockyards at Portsmouth and I was amazed at how big it all was.
(4 years ago)
Wed, 5-Jun-19 4:08 PM (4 years ago)
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Gallstones! I’ve got bloody gallstones!! The cheek of it ohmy
Are you French?
(4 years ago)
softcell likes this
Emu took my comment. Why can't people get pearls instead.
(4 years ago)
Yes, save them up and make a pearl necklace! grin
(4 years ago)
happyhumper69 and softcell like this
what the heck are you collecting those for? now seashells i get wink
(4 years ago)
lennynatural and softcell like this
Stone me! Poor Softy: )
(4 years ago)
happyhumper69 and softcell like this
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