DriftyTurnip's Recent Statuses
Mon, 8-Jul-19 4:16 PM
(4 years ago)
Sat, 14-Jul-18 3:58 PM
(5 years ago)
Currently in a hotel room on my own and naked while my girlfriend is at work at reception. Being the tease that I am I keep talking dirty to her telling her how hard I'm gonna fuck her when she's done
Sat, 14-Jul-18 11:05 AM
(5 years ago)
Thu, 12-Jul-18 2:36 PM
(5 years ago)
My last status here was wishing everyone a merry Christmas lol
Thu, 28-Dec-17 1:11 AM
(6 years ago)
Hope you all had a very merry Christmas
Fri, 15-Dec-17 10:53 AM
(6 years ago)
I’m going to be a Dad!!! I just saw my wank sock kick!!
Thu, 23-Nov-17 4:54 PM
(6 years ago)
My real life name is Harry Potter, and yes I got made fun of at school because of it, and yes it’s a great pick up line and yes I just made all that up.
Tue, 14-Nov-17 5:07 AM
(6 years ago)
I never knew you could have too much sex in till I got blisters on my cock!
Mon, 13-Nov-17 7:45 PM
(6 years ago)
I’m old here and I hate you all
Sat, 11-Nov-17 5:52 AM
(6 years ago)
Where have all the bastards gone?
Sat, 11-Nov-17 1:16 AM
(6 years ago)
The drifting turnip has returned with a new pic.
Fri, 27-Oct-17 10:48 PM
(6 years ago)
I got a spam email from someone saying they thought I was cute and wanted a chat so I replied asking what she had for dinner, I told her I had pie and mash. She never replied
Sat, 16-Sep-17 8:29 PM
(6 years ago)
Mon, 7-Aug-17 4:33 PM
(6 years ago)
I've been reading about people who think the earth is flat! And after reading some of their "evidence" and theories they have convinced me.... that they're batshit crazy
Tue, 18-Jul-17 12:46 PM
(6 years ago)
I'm feeling very naughty.. anyone nearby fancy a hard fucking?.... no? Okay. *bends palm over*
Tue, 4-Jul-17 8:59 PM
(6 years ago)
Wed, 28-Jun-17 8:11 PM
(6 years ago)
Wed, 28-Jun-17 2:51 AM
(6 years ago)
Rick and morty is my new favourite show!
Fri, 23-Jun-17 1:42 AM
(6 years ago)
Half man. Half bear. Half pig.
Mon, 19-Jun-17 11:03 PM
(6 years ago)
There's a heatwave in the uk at the moment and it's chaos! Ice creams are now currency, swans have melted, The queen has evaporated and Big Ben has moved to Spain to cool down.
Fri, 16-Jun-17 12:22 AM
(6 years ago)
7 days of premium left!! Those 6 months went by quickly. Think I'll be deleting my account after that, not made my mind up yet. It's shit without it and I'm so done paying for it haha
Thu, 15-Jun-17 2:16 AM
(6 years ago)
I shaved my face earlier and now I look like I should climb back into the womb
I always regret shaving haha
Thu, 15-Jun-17 12:55 AM
(6 years ago)
Mon, 12-Jun-17 8:59 PM
(6 years ago)
I've not really left my bed in 3 days only to eat and use the toilet (yes at the same time) I've not even turned my light on either. I've just been watching porn and looking at memes.
Mon, 12-Jun-17 4:25 PM
(6 years ago)
In the very long time I've been on/off this site I've only ever met up with one person. It's a bit strange seems as I've met loads from other sites. I wanna change this soon
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