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	mysteries1984

Fri, 27-May-16 8:33 PM (7 years ago)

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Just got a PM from someone wondering what it would be like to have sex with an older, experienced woman like me. Fuck. Fuck fuck. Have I reached 'that' age?

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	RoxanneS

If he's 20 yrs old, you have. : P

(7 years ago)

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	mysteries1984

I'm hardly Mrs Robinson FFS.

(7 years ago)

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	InTheMoment

No.

(7 years ago)

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	curiousAdam

Maybe he was an eighteen year old virgin and thought you the 20 year old um....experienced female...

(7 years ago)

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	MitchandDaisy

Haha, not a cougar yet!

(7 years ago)

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	MrsFX

I just got a PM about being mature too :/

(7 years ago)

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	GottaBeMe

Hardly! You're a youngin!!

(7 years ago)

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	MitchandDaisy

But a puma, yes.

(7 years ago)

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	MarkandLacey

Are You Experienced?

(7 years ago)

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	mysteries1984

He's twenty-fucking six. Jesus.

(7 years ago)

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	MarkandLacey

I do know that you're a Foxey Lady.

(7 years ago)

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	mysteries1984

But thanks, perverts. I knew there was a reason I'm quite fond of you

(7 years ago)

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	RoxanneS

Anne Bancroft was 36 in that role. : )

(7 years ago)

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	RoxanneS

Or rather, when she played Mrs. Robinson.

(7 years ago)

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	MarkandLacey

I just got a PM saying I was immature.

(7 years ago)

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	mysteries1984

I love how threads involving Mark inevitably lead to good music.

(7 years ago)

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	Artistic

yes i started getting thoose from 18-20 y old at your age

(7 years ago)

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	GottaBeMe

Well Mark...

(7 years ago)

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	Revord2

So, we have established that you're 6 years or (23 percent of his age) older, he imagines you've gained much sexual experience in those years and...

(7 years ago)

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	mysteries1984

And Rox, you're right! Funny what make-up and clothing can do

(7 years ago)

	stretch

I'd PM him back and ask "Older then what?"

(7 years ago)

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	Revord2

He would like to have sex with you. Which I would imagine is not unusual. It's not exactly the end of the world now is it?

(7 years ago)

	stretch

Than

(7 years ago)

	DubbleStrubble

If you've reached that age, I'll be getting pm's from horny doods into xxxxxxxxxxx

(7 years ago)

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	mysteries1984

Stretch, English isn't his first language...I think that might confuse things! And rev, not the end of the world, but I didn't think a 6 year difference qualifies me as 'older'. I mean remarkably so.

(7 years ago)

	mysteries1984

Now now, DS...no judgement here

(7 years ago)

	Revord2

It's all relative isn't it... Think in percentage terms instead of years. You're old to him unfortunately

(7 years ago)

	DubbleStrubble

You're not helping Rev

(7 years ago)

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	Revord2

I think I should put away the shovel now

(7 years ago)

	mysteries1984

When I was 26, I can't recall if I had that view. Because it was so long ago

(7 years ago)

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	Revord2

Yeah, the memory going is one of the first signs of aging.

(7 years ago)

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	stretch

If it makes any difference....I have never cares for a woman's looks that appear younger than 35. You're still a youngun in my books.

(7 years ago)

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	mysteries1984

What about the wrinkles and everything moving ever southward?

(7 years ago)

	mysteries1984

I'll take youngun, stretch

(7 years ago)

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	spunky19

Enjoy it!

(7 years ago)

	Revord2

Take what you can get Mysteries, while you can. Not long till you're menopausal now. But don't worry, that's me applying my percentages, not yours.

(7 years ago)

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	Shyguy1976

hi Mysteries xxx

(7 years ago)

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	RoxanneS

You forgot to put away your shovel, Rev. ; -)

(7 years ago)

	Revord2

It's safely back in the shed now... Next to my snark Rox.

(7 years ago)

	Ley-dd

god im depressed now if they think your at 32 your im knackerd at 54

(7 years ago)

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	Ley-dd

ill rub out the second your

(7 years ago)

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	MarkandLacey

I don't care what your age is, Ley, you're a lovely lady.

(7 years ago)

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	Revord2

Just rub anything you like out Ley

(7 years ago)

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	Ley-dd

shut up perv

(7 years ago)

	Revord2

I resemble that remark...

(7 years ago)

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	mysteries1984

Like a fine wine, Ley. You're getting better with age

(7 years ago)

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	Chuck-81

What is 'that' age?

(7 years ago)

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	mysteries1984

Respect your elders, Chuck. Older than you

(7 years ago)

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	RoxanneS

Aw, that's not a fair answer, myst! : P Thought it was a pretty wise question, all things considered. : )

(7 years ago)

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	Justmedamian

Heya sexy mystie

xx

(7 years ago)

	mysteries1984

Hi damian

And Rox, you're right...but I don't know a wise answer to it!

(7 years ago)

	Justmedamian

Not seen you in ages Mystie xx hope you are well xx

(7 years ago)

	Jagged_Edges

I've always wanted to be with a much younger woman so I was wondering if you liked older men and might want to do the horizontal mambo some time?

(7 years ago)

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	mysteries1984

Just busy damian

I'm good thanks! Hope you are too. and JE, when you put it like that how could any girl refuse?

(7 years ago)

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	Jagged_Edges

so it's a date! or a weekend if this old man can keep up

(7 years ago)

	AdeleGingerRaine

That's insane! Hey mysteries

(7 years ago)

	mysteries1984

Hey AJ

it made me feel old, while I sit here in my robe and slippers, having stayed in on Friday night

(7 years ago)

	mysteries1984

And Rated, you can fuck right off

(7 years ago)

	Daffodil888

I hate when I get those!!! Hate it!! I am no mature woman thank you!! I'm only 20!!

(7 years ago)

	CrunchyPB

Yes. I have your photos in my Milf folder

(7 years ago)

	juicy

NN needs to raise the age limit if you are older!

(7 years ago)

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	tigersteaks

We're practically spinsters in porno age. Gawds the men on this site!

(7 years ago)

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	MilesLong66

Only if the guy who asked is 15

(7 years ago)

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	BuxomXhunter

big smiles, wink xxx

(7 years ago)

	gavdparker

Age is relative, hot and sexy is a fact!!! Xxxx could always apply 'young as the man you feel' in this situation

AND no you have not reached that age (hug)

(7 years ago)

	calmer_than_you_are

Well, yes and no...

(7 years ago)

	calmer_than_you_are

Does let you know one thing- you're still fine as ever!!

(7 years ago)

	lovewomeninheels

You've reached the age of "Holy Fuck, she is HOT"

(7 years ago)

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