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Mon, 18-Mar-19 7:47 PM (14 minutes ago)
In.. then out again.. and done maybe for the day.. at least the next 4-5 hours for sure.. whooo hooooo who said all that dating didn't teach me anything.. Chat later alligators.
MissAshlee and plumguy like this
add a few of these tongue tongue here and there.. haha
(12 minutes ago)
Mon, 18-Mar-19 7:45 PM (16 minutes ago)
If it requires a bra, make-up and pants...it ain't happen today!
Gosh...blink...
(12 minutes ago)
Mon, 18-Mar-19 7:38 PM (23 minutes ago)
Anyone want to talk erotic to me
two sexy sensual horses fall ever so slowly into the dark, thick mud.. they are only in the mud for a few steamy moments... and three horses erupt out of the thick gooey mud. grin
(21 minutes ago)
You have the best stories, babe heart
(18 minutes ago)
WendySilvia likes this
Equine ? 'e sed Erotic ? dint 'e, huh wot Guvna.
(16 minutes ago)
So you can post more web pics of Josh?
(15 minutes ago)
Mon, 18-Mar-19 7:32 PM (29 minutes ago)
Just got my official half marathon race photos come through.... fucking awful... think I'd stick to taking nude selfies lol (Ems) x
plumguy likes this
Did you enjoy the Run ?
(27 minutes ago)
Emilyandnathan likes this
congratulations on the accomplishment
(27 minutes ago)
Emilyandnathan likes this
Cheers for making it through! I’m sure you look great all hot and sweaty, though em wink
(22 minutes ago)
Never had a real runabout in Birmingham...
(16 minutes ago)
Emilyandnathan likes this
Do we get to see it? Bet you don't look as bad as I would after a half marathon!
(9 minutes ago)
Emilyandnathan likes this
Mon, 18-Mar-19 7:23 PM (37 minutes ago)
Spent the day thinking about the husband of the elderly couple upstairs masturbating my cock while his wife watches...still dripping with precum
Have you broached the subject?
(36 minutes ago)
You spent the whole day thinking this!? wtf
(36 minutes ago)
Essexgold likes this
well at least you didn't waste your emploers monny logging on the net at work.
(33 minutes ago)
Mon, 18-Mar-19 7:17 PM (44 minutes ago)
@MissAshlee : you are super hot!
MissAshlee is Beautiful. We are so lucky to see her...smile...
(29 minutes ago)
True!
(26 minutes ago)
(25 minutes ago)
heart you guys are so sweet.
(4 minutes ago)
And you are so hot wink
(3 minutes ago)
MissAshlee likes this
Mon, 18-Mar-19 7:02 PM (59 minutes ago)
Where are the hot girls?
souriresdupays likes this
Behave Woders.
(22 minutes ago)
I said girl smile
(22 minutes ago)
yeah thats a gerl grin
(21 minutes ago)
Have a goo Kippers Breakie Woders....of perhaps go back to Kip please.
(19 minutes ago)
who died and made you King? all hail King Jugears!
(18 minutes ago)
Mon, 18-Mar-19 6:56 PM (1 hour ago)
The temp outside is rising, and so is my hard on!
Erosbi60 likes this
Mon, 18-Mar-19 6:48 PM (1 hour ago)
Government's Brexit deal needs 'substantial changes' before MPs can vote on it again due to a convention dating back to 1604 that a defeated motion can't be brought back in the same form. Interesting!
I hope these interesting events are useful, at least. Getting scary out there.
(40 minutes ago)
I've just seen a joke where it said it's now in a different form - It's been reprinted in Comic Sans! LOL
(38 minutes ago)
MissAshlee and plumguy like this
Oh no. You know things are bad when they break out the comic sans! :O
(37 minutes ago)
EmuLater likes this
Tribachet next
(35 minutes ago)
MissAshlee likes this
What is the definition of "substantial"?
(34 minutes ago)
Mon, 18-Mar-19 6:37 PM (1 hour ago)
Just had the best teamviewer presentation ever tongue
Mon, 18-Mar-19 6:24 PM (1 hour ago)
What is it you want me to tell ya? I'm not the failure, I would rather live and let be. But ya came with the right kinda threat, to push me to let ya know you can't intimidate me.....
MissAshlee likes this
Ty raven... for the comment, AND the love.
(55 minutes ago)
I was talking about your pic, silly girl raspberry
(36 minutes ago)
MissAshlee likes this
I know but... you’re kind of a badass.
(35 minutes ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
Not really...but thank you for thinking so blush
(31 minutes ago)
MissAshlee likes this
I just grew up in the Des Moines music scene...its no LA or Seattle or anything...but it was fun nonetheless grin
(30 minutes ago)
MissAshlee likes this
Mon, 18-Mar-19 6:12 PM (1 hour ago)
First world problem number 17... cheap toilet paper!
MissAshlee and MidnightWriter like this
That stuff is evil Wodj! Made by evil people to do evil things to poor people's arses!
(1 hour ago)
2 fingers Essex, good thing I keep my nails trimmed!
(1 hour ago)
Essexgold likes this
comes in brilliant compact lil cardboard boxes though, you gotta admit that, and super strong, you can wrap ya lunch in 2 pieces an it is still good for reuse.
(1 hour ago)
So it gets to touch your food on entry and exit!! The tone is lowered!!
(1 hour ago)
I see no difference between it and greasproof paper? and is free, thereby saving one both the expense of buying 2 differing products, that are both non reusable ?
(58 minutes ago)
Mon, 18-Mar-19 6:11 PM (1 hour ago)
What's the fastest way to your boobs?
Wine me...dine me...then if you're lucky you might get a feel sneaky
(1 hour ago)
WendySilvia likes this
Mon, 18-Mar-19 6:08 PM (1 hour ago)
wink
raspberry
(1 hour ago)
blink....:bounce;...
(1 hour ago)
bounce
(1 hour ago)
Mon, 18-Mar-19 5:45 PM (2 hours ago)
How many times would the line "Get out of my dreams and into my car" ever work. I'm guessing none.
She said I can..smile
(56 minutes ago)
Make your own status then silly butt.
(56 minutes ago)
No duplicates here !! Ha
(55 minutes ago)
MissAshlee likes this
Gulp...blushing
(55 minutes ago)
MissAshlee likes this
you gotta look like Billy ocean in his prime
(28 minutes ago)
MissAshlee likes this
Mon, 18-Mar-19 5:19 PM (2 hours ago)
Spring is cumming fast
*gets tarpaulins out *
(2 hours ago)
rokade likes this
gets the sun shine
(2 hours ago)
Mon, 18-Mar-19 4:59 PM (3 hours ago)
Good afternoon everyone and happy monday grin
nosanity, fukngruvn and WendySilvia like this
How very convivial,the same to you too and good afternoon.
(3 hours ago)
HaggardHellBoy likes this
Mon, 18-Mar-19 4:37 PM (3 hours ago)
Happy Monday y'all! Have a good week! Find some good fun this week!
Mon, 18-Mar-19 4:20 PM (3 hours ago)
#14 working alone from home, picking your nose in private.
ThePadrino likes this
No couth whatsoever.
(3 hours ago)
Everyone does it, like women who will never admit to passing wind...yeah right...
(3 hours ago)
maraff, nosanity and metalwork like this
TC knows the Bobby Moore *taps nose sideways*
(3 hours ago)
Nods as good as a wink to a blind man...
(3 hours ago)
ah,you said wink
(3 hours ago)
Mon, 18-Mar-19 3:53 PM (4 hours ago)
Hi all. Well, somehow my account got deactivated, hope I can get my friends list back. If we are friends, message me so I can get you all back. Thanks. Have a great day
Mon, 18-Mar-19 3:48 PM (4 hours ago)
I was told not to steal any kitchen utensils but it's a whisk I am willing to take
sounds like whiskey business...dont do the crime if you cant do the grime
(4 hours ago)
maraff, Tardis and sirus62 like this
Fork orf!
(3 hours ago)
Mon, 18-Mar-19 3:40 PM (4 hours ago)
Occasionally I’ll wake up in the morning a little wet as I’m sure a bunch of us do. However, the other night I woke up and apparently had an orgasm while I was sleeping, does that happen to anyone els
one_cunning likes this
In other news ,I just read that Mother Teresa has been refused a third vote on her "deal" with out it containing substantial changes.
(3 hours ago)
*Slips into a coma*
(3 hours ago)
And who loosened your straight jacket btw?
(3 hours ago)
Raven...
(3 hours ago)
"Nurse ! Nurse! Ravin' was outta bed messin' about again ! "
(3 hours ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Mon, 18-Mar-19 3:30 PM (4 hours ago)
I accidentally went to bed with my contact lenses in the other night. My dreams have never been clearer
made contact with your subconscious eh?
(4 hours ago)
Tardis likes this
Mon, 18-Mar-19 3:30 PM (4 hours ago)
I was finally able to Pea in my garden yesterday...bout a month later then usual...old man winter is onery this year
tugking70 and MissAshlee like this
no
(4 hours ago)
wuckin' fubbish then as them there garden peas roll off your fork.
(4 hours ago)
well I never put peas im fork on porpoise, occasionaly i have found one in there though
(4 hours ago)
Unless you use your fork n knife to cut 'em up
(4 hours ago)
pea ya later alligators...time to promenade the bitchados..a ruff job but someones got to do it
(3 hours ago)
Mon, 18-Mar-19 3:25 PM (4 hours ago)
Who invented King Arthur’s round table? Sir Cumference
why should you never talk to Pi..Because he’ll just go on forever
(4 hours ago)
MidnightWriter and ears1980 like this
Might have a Master-Bating Expirience scared
(4 hours ago)
Tardis likes this
beware or Sir Pent..he is a snake in the grass
(4 hours ago)
Tardis, TopCat57 and ears1980 like this
Sir cum vent interrupted
(3 hours ago)
And went in via the back door...ooo errr missus!
(3 hours ago)
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