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	heydidyagrabmyass

Thu, 6-Jul-23 8:13 PM (299 days ago)

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Things I've heard said during sex, NEVER

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	heydidyagrabmyass

"I love it when you cum in my hair"

(299 days ago)

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	thekid53

Sex? I have never heard of that pokemon

(299 days ago)

	smitten4u

Exactly!

(299 days ago)

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	smitten4u

Please cum on face

(299 days ago)

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	TopCat57

" My ex loved this"....

(299 days ago)

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	smitten4u

She loved "things never heard during sex"?

(299 days ago)

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	TopCat57

"I need to take this call"

(299 days ago)

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	bimarriedbottom

“You’re so good at this.” 😂

(299 days ago)

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	TopCat57

"Have you got any Viagra"...Ouch!

(299 days ago)

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	Relaxer

Is it in yet 😁

(299 days ago)

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	smitten4u

I've got one that was said after a 4some that I bet no one else has ever been told. His wife said come here so I can stab your balls with this fork. I shouldn't have called her bluff

(299 days ago)

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	TopCat57

"That looks like a penis, only much smaller '

(299 days ago)

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	heydidyagrabmyass

Let's get this over with so I can do the dishes

(299 days ago)

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	smitten4u

Months later I bought her a rubber coated baby fork for her birthday.

(299 days ago)

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	heydidyagrabmyass

Stop or you'll make me cum again

(299 days ago)

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	smitten4u

^winner, lol!

(299 days ago)

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	TopCat57

It's OK, It happens...

(299 days ago)

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	SexyEnglishBabe

That's not how your best friend does it

(299 days ago)

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	TopCat57

^ Ouch!

(299 days ago)

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	Relaxer

This condom feels wonderful

(299 days ago)

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	heydidyagrabmyass

That's OK I don't really enjoy having an orgasm anyway as long as you came I'm happy

(299 days ago)

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	Relaxer

Darling could you just lift your pussy off my face so I can take this call from my wife?

(299 days ago)

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	thekid53

When ur inside me I feel nothing....oh wait things not said

(299 days ago)

	whipman-uk

- - can you go out tonight - -

(299 days ago)

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	bimarriedbottom

I could pee laughing at some of these! 🤣🤣

(299 days ago)

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	heydidyagrabmyass

One time at Band Camp....

(299 days ago)

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	seductivestacia

No! Don't! Stop! No don't! Stop! NO DON'T STOP!!!

(255 days ago)

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	MellieK

Admits it didn’t go down very well when I asked to be given a minute so I could put the potato salad in the fridge.

(255 days ago)

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	Aheadntwohands

Oh my god, the bins!

(255 days ago)