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	__mac__

Sun, 20-Mar-16 12:33 AM (8 years ago)

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What a day, anticlimax after anticlimax

	DriftyTurnip

That's what sex with me is like.

(8 years ago)

	__mac__

The trick is to set expectations artificially low

(8 years ago)

	__mac__

That's where I failed today

(8 years ago)

	__mac__

I saw the potential

(8 years ago)

	Jagged_Edges

dont b sew fekn cranial cranberry

(8 years ago)

	__mac__

That fucked me right in the cranial. I can't work it out

(8 years ago)

	Jagged_Edges

werkz eet owt ya git

(8 years ago)

	mrsUnderDog59

Hello mac

xxoo...........

......hug and kotc

(8 years ago)

	demonoid13

Well that's generally what life is like. A terrible lover.

(8 years ago)

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	__mac__

Hey mrsUD

(8 years ago)

	juicy

really? you are doing it all wrong

(8 years ago)

OldTroubador likes this

	__mac__

Ok now you have to show me how to do it really really well

(8 years ago)

	juicy

sign up for my class it is only $499.99

(8 years ago)

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	__mac__

I bought the whole day

(8 years ago)

	__mac__

1 on 1. None of this group nonsense

(8 years ago)

	juicy

I will bring you back a trinket from my next vacation

(8 years ago)

	__mac__

a magic butt plug?

(8 years ago)

	juicy

aren't all butt plugs magic?

(8 years ago)

heydidyagrabmyass likes this

	__mac__

Not all are created equal

(8 years ago)

	juicy

I have to agree with you there and it is killing me

(8 years ago)

	__mac__

They're as individual as you and me

(8 years ago)

	juicy

there is a song in here somewhere

(8 years ago)

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	demonoid13

Just popping in to say this is a conversation to follow.

(8 years ago)

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	__mac__

And a Broadway musical

(8 years ago)

heydidyagrabmyass likes this

	juicy

We are going to be rich

(8 years ago)

demonoid13 and heydidyagrabmyass like this

	__mac__

*gets his people to call Andrew Lloyd webber's people*

(8 years ago)

	juicy

I need ppl but only the right kind of ppl. the magical butt plug kind of ppl

(8 years ago)

	__mac__

They love it, they're celebrating by swapping plugs with each other, sanitising them in veuve cliquot between pops

(8 years ago)

	__mac__

So decadent

(8 years ago)

	juicy

lol this sounds so Dr Seussish now

(8 years ago)

	__mac__

Ok, I need to write this down..not just the butt plug thing but the self help book...if you had a shit day, bring it to status and you could find your way out of the funk just like we just did

(8 years ago)

	Diluscious

Hello

(8 years ago)

	__mac__

Hey luscious

(8 years ago)

	juicy

c&p mac, writing is so 1990

(8 years ago)

	__mac__

Those were the days

(8 years ago)

	OldTroubador

You could try it on a train, you could try it in the rain. Not on a train, not in the rain. I don't like a plug in my butt. I don't like it Old King Tut.

(8 years ago)

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	juicy

my friend we thought they'd never end

(8 years ago)

OldTroubador likes this

	__mac__

If I tweet it, we lose the intellectual property rights

(8 years ago)

	juicy

resist the urge to tweet twat

(8 years ago)

	__mac__

We need someone hot for the lead role

(8 years ago)

	juicy

surely there are a few million women going thru menopause we could audition

(8 years ago)

	__mac__

I can't sing and I'm not hot

(8 years ago)

	__mac__

Is that another song?

(8 years ago)

	juicy

we will put it in the 3rd act

(8 years ago)

	__mac__

I think it's from a muppet movie

(8 years ago)

	juicy

It is hard being green

(8 years ago)

heydidyagrabmyass likes this

	__mac__

It's hard...as usual

(8 years ago)

	juicy

wank and have that climax you have been so anti about today

(8 years ago)

heydidyagrabmyass likes this

	__mac__

I do feel like my fortune has taken a good turn now we're going to be rich

(8 years ago)

	__mac__

Maybe I should celebrate with some prostate

(8 years ago)

	juicy

we will be and we will rule the world!

(8 years ago)

	__mac__

That has to be the opening scene

(8 years ago)

	__mac__

The opening..see what I did there?

(8 years ago)

	juicy

I read that as celebrate with some potatoes but even that would make a good opening scene

(8 years ago)

	__mac__

This is golden

(8 years ago)

	__mac__

All the way to the bank

(8 years ago)

	__mac__

Salad ones, charlottes maybe

(8 years ago)

	juicy

we just need to hand out acid at the door so it makes sense

(8 years ago)

	__mac__

Definitely not those rustic and dirty old MÄris pipers

(8 years ago)

	juicy

im killing myself laughing here

(8 years ago)

	__mac__

Oh shit, have we gone Dali again? I shouldn't do this on an empty stomach

(8 years ago)

	LordRebellion

Stay away from the purple monsters! Man .. I was fucked for 24 hrs.

(8 years ago)

	__mac__

I keep getting accused of being on drugs

(8 years ago)

	juicy

start time is not reliant on clocks?

(8 years ago)

	__mac__

*is using a typewriter so nobody can hack me and steal the script*

(8 years ago)

	__mac__

When we're rich, will I have someone who does my wanking for me?

(8 years ago)

	juicy

who will you hire?

(8 years ago)

	__mac__

You won't need the money so whoever's the next best

(8 years ago)

	juicy

ad in craigs list for you then. Millionaire seeks wanker

(8 years ago)

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	__mac__

Mine will be buried. We need something that stands out

(8 years ago)

	juicy

we can photoshop your cock

(8 years ago)

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	__mac__

That sounds like hard work. I still have some cock shots from 20 years ago

(8 years ago)

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	juicy

retro! we need more retro

(8 years ago)

	__mac__

Vintage! Authentic!

(8 years ago)

	__mac__

We used to call it lies

(8 years ago)

	juicy

mid century modern

(8 years ago)

	__mac__

Classic raging precummy artisan stiffy

(8 years ago)

	__mac__

Never retouched

(8 years ago)

	juicy

Now I am hungry

(8 years ago)

heydidyagrabmyass likes this

	__mac__

How fucked up is it that I have cock shots older than most people's children?

(8 years ago)

	juicy

mac me darlin...I have missed you

(8 years ago)

	__mac__

I made myself cry

(8 years ago)

	juicy

did your cock cry too?

(8 years ago)

	__mac__

Breathe breathe..it's ok, I'm over it...be strong

(8 years ago)

	__mac__

Actually, it does keep me feeling young

(8 years ago)

	__mac__

I missed you too jahoo

(8 years ago)

	juicy

*hugs*

(8 years ago)

	__mac__

*humps*

(8 years ago)

	juicy

*cums*

(8 years ago)

	__mac__

You're not getting away with just the one *keeps humping*

(8 years ago)

	juicy

*cums 3 times then hands over a fleshlight to take her place*

(8 years ago)

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	__mac__

Cheeky

(8 years ago)