__mac__'s Recent Statuses
Fri, 16-Feb-18 7:35 PM
(6 years ago)
Pop-up pussy smack kiosk: just like the automated passport thing at the airport, just walk up and put your feet where you see the stickers
Fri, 16-Feb-18 6:25 PM
(6 years ago)
Instead of cumming constantly, i’m now saving it up for a sexy woman in the UK who loves nice big loads
Fri, 16-Feb-18 6:08 PM
(6 years ago)
Why do I have to cum so many times before my cock starts to calm down
Fri, 9-Sep-16 10:08 PM
(7 years ago)
I peaked early and was home by 10:15 but happily horny
Sat, 25-Jun-16 9:34 PM
(7 years ago)
Oops, I think I got you pregnant
Sat, 25-Jun-16 8:39 PM
(7 years ago)
We have uber. Amazon, all these super easy ways to do things and yet, you desperately need a wank but too sleepy to do it...where's the app for that?!
Sat, 25-Jun-16 4:42 PM
(7 years ago)
Is there a way to calculate how far away the thunder is based on how many things in your house rattled or moved
Sat, 25-Jun-16 3:51 PM
(7 years ago)
Remain or Leave? I don't mind which one you voted but it makes a big difference to the kind of wank I have over your pictures
Fri, 20-May-16 5:41 PM
(7 years ago)
Looking at my team's productivity, I'd say at least 40 percent of them also have butt plugs in
Thu, 24-Mar-16 5:35 PM
(8 years ago)
I think I just imagined a conversation about anal and...oh...never mind...
Mon, 21-Mar-16 5:21 PM
(8 years ago)
Flying to Prague for a couple of days but forgot the swimmies
Sun, 20-Mar-16 2:41 PM
(8 years ago)
If someone tells you he's a gunman in PM, is he probably between the ages of 9 and 12?
Sun, 20-Mar-16 12:33 AM
(8 years ago)
What a day, anticlimax after anticlimax
Fri, 18-Mar-16 7:51 PM
(8 years ago)
How common is it for a couple to work on ball sucking techniques to a point where just the right balance is found?
Fri, 18-Mar-16 6:45 PM
(8 years ago)
Demondickheadholed
Fri, 18-Mar-16 1:06 PM
(8 years ago)
I think I just saw someone give birth to a vibrating love egg
Fri, 18-Mar-16 12:45 PM
(8 years ago)
Should I be feeling slightly high after skipping breakfast and cleaning things with isopropyl alcohol spray?
Thu, 17-Mar-16 8:26 PM
(8 years ago)
Disclaimer: under no circumstances should you ponder or think about this post
Thu, 17-Mar-16 8:25 PM
(8 years ago)
Fuck this for a game of soldiers, whatever that means.
Thu, 17-Mar-16 7:25 PM
(8 years ago)
Green Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends
Thu, 17-Mar-16 7:15 PM
(8 years ago)
Origins of the phrase "fuck this for a game of soldiers" anyone?
Thu, 17-Mar-16 7:02 PM
(8 years ago)
But why is the rum gone?
Thu, 17-Mar-16 10:30 AM
(8 years ago)
Is there a WaW Day for wanking at work?
Wed, 16-Mar-16 6:57 PM
(8 years ago)
You pop out for 4 or 5 years, come back and it only takes 2 days or so for someone to mention KirkJ and u do all that therapy
Wed, 16-Mar-16 5:03 PM
(8 years ago)
Who the fuck even knows?
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