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Tue, 27-Feb-24 12:04 AM (61 days ago)
I just blogged and would appreciate if you would take the time to read and let me know what you think.
That's not what it was about, but we did discuss the idea. We're both on the same page.
(61 days ago)
MellieK likes this
Corelation is not causation actrually comes to mind
(61 days ago)
Saturnfinger1 likes this
It was about tits. But move on from that. Big tits, small tits. Meh. Just strike up a nice little dating friendship with the lady. Happiness awaits
(61 days ago)
Tue, 20-Feb-24 2:06 PM (68 days ago)
Why do women I know ask me for relationship advice? They know that they've dated more people over the past few years than I have in my entire life.
Mr_Vein likes this
Yep. And why are all marriage counsellors women who have been divorced three times?
(67 days ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
So they can say they're experienced, trc?
(67 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
I get this too. If I knew anything about relationships, I wouldn't have been single my entire life! 🤷🏻♂️
(67 days ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
Sun, 18-Feb-24 12:16 AM (70 days ago)
It feels so good to be working on music with someone, again.
Sat, 17-Feb-24 8:33 PM (70 days ago)
They say love is blind. No wonder it can't find me. 🤣🤣
I'd do that Mellie, but I think my neighbors are happy to not have yelling coming from my house, since my divorce.
(70 days ago)
I'll assume that comment was meant for someone other than me, max.
(70 days ago)
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Fri, 2-Feb-24 9:08 PM (85 days ago)
A little less than 1 hour to go at work. It's been dead all day.
Not likely Mr_Vein. I work for a wholesaler. All of our customers have been dead this week.
(85 days ago)
Your employer sells to dead people, weird.....🤔
(85 days ago)
Saturnfinger1 likes this
LMAO! we've got to get business somehow!
(85 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
lennynatural and Jersey__Girl like this
Fancy pie plate maker Emile Henry had a pic of it posted somewhere, I don't recall where, so I asked them for the recipe. Essentially you take the top crust and deck it out like you would for cinnamon
(86 days ago)
buns, roll it up and slice it into, I think 12 pieces, then you roll out each piece to a certain thickness and place them on the pie, then into the oven as usual.
(86 days ago)
I wasn't impressed with it but I wish I could find a pic, I'm sure I took a pic, must be on a different computer.
(86 days ago)
myylife81 likes this
any time theres online cinnamon buns im there
(86 days ago)
lennynatural and Saturnfinger1 like this
Wed, 31-Jan-24 9:33 PM (87 days ago)
I intend to take a much needed vacation this year, but not sure where I should go. Any suggestions?
I'm keeping it in the states. I've been considering going to the Carolinas or there's plenty of places to the west I've never been.
(87 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
No worries buddy your missing out on a BBQ and cold beers and our main motorway is still 2 llanes
(87 days ago)
Saturnfinger1 likes this
One of these days, mojo. It would be nice to get out of the country again.
(87 days ago)
mojo75nz likes this
I'm also considering going back to Maryland to see family and this time check out the Smithsonian.
(87 days ago)
Ever been to the Outer Banks? I use to recommend Dog Island on the Florida panhandle, but the weather has taken its toll and destroyed much of the amenities.
(87 days ago)
Saturnfinger1 likes this
Wed, 31-Jan-24 8:04 PM (87 days ago)
It's funny to see my coworker constantly searching for women, despite having a GF. Yeah, they might have that kind of relationship, but every day looking for something new?
More cheating happens between work colleagues then anywhere else
(87 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine and Mr_Vein like this
RC, unsurprisingly, I've never had anything happen with a coworker.
(87 days ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
I saw a survey of lots of people and that's what they come up with. It's believable though.
(87 days ago)
Saturnfinger1 and Mr_Vein like this
Sun, 28-Jan-24 4:37 PM (91 days ago)
I went to a kinky birthday party last night. Various states of nudity for both men and women. They had wristbands that indicated whether or not you were willing to "negotiate a scene".
There was a St. Andrew's cross, a spanking bench with restraints, a couple of massage tables where one guy was doing fireplay and cupping.
(91 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
Tue, 23-Jan-24 11:14 PM (95 days ago)
I'm thinking of going to the bar to watch my Wings tonight. Come join me for a drink?
What kind,im kind of partial to lemon pepper...hey Saturn xxx
(95 days ago)
Fri, 12-Jan-24 9:26 PM (106 days ago)
What's a perv to do when they're stuck at work, everyone else has gone home and there's a blizzard out? NN of course.
Almost time to close and brave the roads. At least I don't have to walk in this! I hope you all are in a safe, comfortable place.
(106 days ago)
Be safe and take care, Saturn.
(106 days ago)
Saturnfinger1 and LOVEXXXPORN like this
Thu, 4-Jan-24 11:01 PM (114 days ago)
Different establishment, same old story. This time the guy made the girl take my payment. She clearly wasn't happy about it.
Nothing for you to be sorry about, Lenny. I find it somewhat humorous.
(114 days ago)
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Thu, 4-Jan-24 9:35 PM (114 days ago)
Weird. I suddenly can't comment on a status that I already commented on.
I can switch to desktop version, but on my phone it's too small to navigate well.
(114 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
You need a better phone Saturn xxx and I need a new mouth,damn the jalapeños are killing me 😞
(114 days ago)
Believe it or not, plugging your nose helps with spicy foods. Because of the trauma that my face suffered, my sense of smell is messed up and I can tolerate spiciness much better than most people.
(114 days ago)
I can usually handle them but I think the process of being cold then heated up made them hotter.
(114 days ago)
Saturnfinger1 likes this
I’ve had this issue too. Sometimes it won’t even let me make a first comment. Seems to be random. Annoying though
(114 days ago)
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Mon, 1-Jan-24 9:37 PM (117 days ago)
Wishing you all health, wealth, and kindness this year.
smitten4u, naughty_but_innocent, LOVEXXXPORN, MitchandDaisy, bluebayour6 and 6 others, Jersey__Girl, Artistic, mojo75nz, SashaDoll, EmuLater and Mr_Vein like this
Thank you! Hoping the best for you as well!
(117 days ago)
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Sat, 30-Dec-23 2:30 AM (120 days ago)
Went to the bar to watch the Wings game. Funny how the female bartenders made the guys take my orders.
I don't do anything that should make anyone uncomfortable. I'm a quiet respectful person. My face just has that effect on people.
(120 days ago)
That is a them problem not a you problem. I have a strong dislike for people who pre judge
(120 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
Like I said, I should be used to it. I guess I am since I found it funny rather than frustrating.
(120 days ago)
I felt bad when I scared a kid the other day, though. That's never a good feeling.
(120 days ago)
Dividing up tips is bullshit! I’d hate to leave a good tip for good service only to have part of it go to someone I never even met.
(120 days ago)
I hit Costco this afternoon. Got me some goodies 'cause I'll be partying like it's 2024.
(120 days ago)
Omg Costco has been insane every day! I did score a good steak for us though. We fix a really nice meal with delicious munchies, stay home NYE. Safer and cheaper! Plus we can’t stay up that late!
(120 days ago)
Saturnfinger1 and Jersey__Girl like this
I'll be in bed early. They calling for some snow NYE evening and overnight so I'll end up getting called into work. Big plans I tell ya!! LOL
(120 days ago)
Saturnfinger1 likes this
Nice and easy at home with friends. Foods cheap, no lines for the bathroom and drinks are cold. Cheers 🥂
(120 days ago)
Saturnfinger1 likes this
bmb, I try to stay out of big box stores from Thanksgiving to New Year's.
(119 days ago)
Sun, 17-Dec-23 2:22 AM (133 days ago)
Good evening, all. I hope your weekend is going exactly the way you want it.
there could be more playboy playmates in my house, but overall not bad!
(133 days ago)
Agent_K and Saturnfinger1 like this
Why, thank you. Saturn. That's the nicest thing I've heard in days.
(132 days ago)
Saturnfinger1 likes this
not at all nut at least i have NN and my wand
(132 days ago)
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Wed, 29-Nov-23 2:30 AM (151 days ago)
You ever have one of those stupid ideas that's so hilarious you want to do it anyway?
Many times and every one of them was good for lots of laughs too
(151 days ago)
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Tue, 28-Nov-23 2:28 AM (152 days ago)
I may actually be to exhausted to perv........ who ask I kidding?🤣🤣🤣
Too exhausted to perv 🤣🤣🤣🤣 as if!
(152 days ago)
Saturnfinger1 likes this
Sometimes it can just be like that. Specially if your to tired to go to the next pic haah
(152 days ago)
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Sun, 26-Nov-23 3:11 AM (154 days ago)
Yet another day of coming home to not find a woman naked and waiting for me. I keep hoping.
Turn up the heating and put out 50 pairs of shoes and 10 romcom dvds. Then leave the door open. You never know ......
(154 days ago)
Just like winning the lottery- I know it's not going to happen, but that doesn't mean I'm not going to hope.
(154 days ago)
k12agy1 likes this
I won a lucky dip, it's not a naked lady at house or a decent temperture in Midlands🤣
(154 days ago)
Saturnfinger1 likes this
Sat, 18-Nov-23 3:23 PM (162 days ago)
A coworker asked me if I prefer older women or younger women......as if I have a choice. 🤣🤣🤣
Jersey__Girl likes this
Tough question, personally I find all different kinds of women to be interesting.
(161 days ago)
Saturnfinger1 likes this
Exactly, ksaint. Hi AGR, how's the business?
(161 days ago)
ksaint likes this
Older…younger…the in betweens too!
(161 days ago)
Saturnfinger1 likes this
As long as they're not serial killers we're good with any age, any looks, any colour.
(161 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine and Saturnfinger1 like this
Tue, 14-Nov-23 1:33 AM (166 days ago)
I'm so glad that I can laugh at myself and not take things too seriously all the time.
I figure I might as well laugh at myself if everyone else is going to be laughing too.
(166 days ago)
The BEST memories being retold are the ones where we somehow fucked up and laughed our way out of it!
(166 days ago)
Mon, 6-Nov-23 7:39 PM (173 days ago)
Took my kiddo and their friends to the comic con here, in costume, yesterday. Never had so many people actually wanting my picture.
did u go with a NN costume?
(173 days ago)
Saturnfinger1 and Jersey__Girl like this
LOL, no! That would have had the complete opposite effect and landed me in jail.
(173 days ago)
Sounds like everyone had fun!
(173 days ago)
Oh yeah, got my pic taken with Grimace this year. Got a Pic with a Colonel Sanders last year.
(173 days ago)
Sat, 28-Oct-23 4:44 AM (183 days ago)
Purple Guy came, Purple Guy saw, but needless to say, he didn't conquer. Though he did scare the hell out of some guy.
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