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heydidyagrabmyass likes this
vedgie, camel toe & cameltoe, veggie, front butt, hanging wedgie, wedgie, atomic wedgie, veggie, thong, vaginie, grundy, melvin, vagiwie, fredgie, gramaltoe, cooter.
(311 days ago)
Awesome_Tits likes this
And no doubt if someone else googles a different wording there will be even more. We need naughty dictionary !!!
(311 days ago)
Fri, 16-Jun-23 2:05 AM (316 days ago)
Do you wear socks more than once before washing them?
If I've gone all day with socks on but no shoes then yes. But of I've work shoes then no.
(316 days ago)
I agree with captain_82 Winter day and night, summer three pairs daily.
(311 days ago)
captain__82 likes this
Sat, 20-May-23 9:50 AM (343 days ago)
Its kind of funny that auto correct has likely created more errors than it fixed.
And more than a few embarrassing texts too
(343 days ago)
Phineas_J_Whoopee and Pete_from_Aus like this
Sat, 20-May-23 12:39 AM (343 days ago)
Rank from best to worst: laundry, dishes, cleaning
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
I can be lazy but that is beyond my ken
(343 days ago)
steelrat60 and Phineas_J_Whoopee like this
wihout a dishwaherm washing dishes is the woest'
(343 days ago)
Phineas_J_Whoopee likes this
i dont know why, but i hate hate cleaning windows, ill say i need privacy protection
(343 days ago)
Phineas_J_Whoopee likes this
I don't mind laundry, Doing dishes by hand stinks, especially silverware. I don't mind cleaning sinks and toilets. Mopping sucks along with dusting.
(343 days ago)
Thu, 18-May-23 1:28 AM (345 days ago)
So I got pulled over on the way home today. He said I was going 44 in a 25. He gave me a written warning. Thank goodness.
smitten4u likes this
Yes, the first warning I've ever received. That township is speed trap happy.
(345 days ago)
Wed, 10-May-23 10:25 PM (352 days ago)
I gave the neighbor lady up the hill a ride today. Her uber cancelled on her. She said she'd give me 10, I told her I didn't want her money. So she showed me her boobs for half the ride. LOL
And there's another great exchange!
(352 days ago)
Phineas_J_Whoopee likes this
She's the one who wanted to get her boobs out. lol She sucked her nipple for half the trip through town. lol She was a trip. Nice lady. I've never even seen her before. She had nice boobs though
(352 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
Hehe. Now, imagine if the roles had been reversed, she had never seen you before, and you had whipped out your meat puppet.
(352 days ago)
Phineas_J_Whoopee and bluebayour6 like this
That's what my friend said Mitch. She said if she's driving and a guy gets his dick out, she's thinking she's in trouble. I said there are things women can do that men can and visa versa.I
(352 days ago)
MitchandDaisy and bluebayour6 like this
Wed, 15-Jun-22 1:46 AM (1 year ago)
If you could be any age what age would you be?
DanajustDana likes this
16-20 were the best days of me life matey, sailin' the seas an' a huntin' pirates
(1 year ago)
Where i am now. Got kids and grandkids and happily retired to enjoy it all!!
(1 year ago)
WooWooWoman and Phineas_J_Whoopee like this
I hear you on that maraff. Sara, you are in the prime of life. Cap, hunting pirates.
(1 year ago)
Aye matey, was in the Royal Navy, we be a sailin' an' a huntin' pirates matey. Mostly somali pirates. Not one o' em ha' a peg leg or a eye patch, makes me sick matey.
(1 year ago)
Saturnfinger1 and NaughtyKat like this
Wed, 11-May-22 1:36 AM (1 year ago)
I really like songs that are really driven by a strong drum beat like AC/DC's Shook me all night long or Highway to Hell
ksaint and whipman-uk like this
Sat, 30-Apr-22 4:56 PM (1 year ago)
What do you think of Led Zeppelin's Rain Song?
I liked it,never heard it before.
(1 year ago)
Raven2005 and Phineas_J_Whoopee like this
Like most of their stuff,original and classic
(1 year ago)
Raven2005 and Phineas_J_Whoopee like this
Thanks everyone for the comments. I don't really care for the song but wondered if It was just me or if other people felt the same.
(1 year ago)
hate when people leave books on the floor
(2 years ago)
lennynatural likes this
Sorry for the long dely, it's a sleeping thing. The librarian feel because she was in the non friction section.
(2 years ago)
She is lenny, I just checked on her under the people tab above, she looks fine.
(2 years ago)
Tue, 19-Apr-22 6:53 PM (2 years ago)
It always trips me up when NN changes my name to "you" when I make a comment in status.
That's fuNNy, I always see your name when you post in status.
(2 years ago)
Only trips me up when someone shows me a dcreenshot of something they said in a status and my brains says "Wait I never said that" then I think no it was her you not you you...confused yet? : )
(2 years ago)
MissAshlee and bluebayour6 like this
Oh wow, this is all a pleasant surprise. That's next level stuff Adele.
(2 years ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Wed, 10-Mar-21 12:27 AM (3 years ago)
a lady on the radio today said she wants to desexualize breasts and thinks women should go topless more so men won't see them with sexual eyes. While i support women going topless...
I don't think it will have her desired effect.
(3 years ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
some people are just plain fucking stupid! The sole purpose of breasts are to feed babies! Sure they're fun after that... but men aren't going to change how they "see" them...
(3 years ago)
yeah, the guy said that's what breasts are for, she was like NO, they are to feed babies. He said he thinks they are duel purpose.
(3 years ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Sun, 2-Aug-20 8:13 PM (3 years ago)
when I first see a woman, the first thing I think is....
superhorny247365 likes this
omg i hope my fly is not down
(3 years ago)
of course she is lenny. what was the give a way raving, the smile?
(3 years ago)
lennynatural likes this
"Is she a freak under the sheets like me?" Hi Phineas
(3 years ago)
PApda likes this
Karma's a bitch. Achy Breaky Heart is now on unstoppable repeat in my mental playlist
(3 years ago)
DanajustDana and Phineas_J_Whoopee like this
Thu, 30-Jul-20 1:55 AM (3 years ago)
i think i'm heading to bed. good night everyone.
lennynatural likes this
Wed, 29-Jul-20 11:48 PM (3 years ago)
i'm having to much fun but i've gotta run for a bit. B back later.
GottaBeMe likes this
and i was just about to break out the knee pads again...oh well.....
(3 years ago)
i hope you're all having a sparkling evening/morning/day/arvo/whatever lol
(3 years ago)
Phineas_J_Whoopee likes this
Wed, 29-Jul-20 2:30 AM (3 years ago)
terrid with 39,000, lenny with 47,000, who else has lots of profile views. i'm killing it with 76, yeah with no zeros.
Just didnt want you to forget me
(3 years ago)
DanajustDana and Phineas_J_Whoopee like this
it's not about the numbers terrid, it's about how many stay and talk.
(3 years ago)
DanajustDana likes this
who could EVER forget a juicy number like you
(3 years ago)
DanajustDana likes this
Phineas_J_Whoopee likes this
*Goes for the garden hose and sprinkler*
(3 years ago)
posted something for ya, Mr Whoopee hehe
(3 years ago)
it is nice to feel included. thanks lenny. pa gonna make it a mud fest.
(3 years ago)
lennynatural and DanajustDana like this
sorry, but i gotta head over to superhorny's profile for a bit.
(3 years ago)
amazing lips super. thank you. i feel super special like 500,000 views special.
(3 years ago)
superhorny247365 likes this
Tue, 28-Jul-20 11:50 PM (3 years ago)
who's grand idea was it to put the report button for status' RIGHT BESIDE the comment button?
Sat, 25-Jul-20 11:57 AM (3 years ago)
i've gotta get moving. take care everyone.