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Sat, 14-Jul-18 3:58 PM (5 years ago)
Currently in a hotel room on my own and naked while my girlfriend is at work at reception. Being the tease that I am I keep talking dirty to her telling her how hard I'm gonna fuck her when she's done
DoWhatYouWish likes this
I'm good my friend. How are you? Also hows this place been in the 7 months I've been away haha
(5 years ago)
TopCat57 and quietwacpl like this
It is known for people leaving...sadly some long term members abandoning ship, sad to say. Status is not what it once was....;/
(5 years ago)
DoWhatYouWish likes this
speaking of members leaving TC...have you heard anything about Rated leaving??? I read it in a comment earlier...is it true?
(5 years ago)
Glad to see someone returning after some of my faves have left abruptly as of late welcome back!
(5 years ago)
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Thu, 12-Jul-18 2:36 PM (5 years ago)
My last status here was wishing everyone a merry Christmas lol
MitchandDaisy and bman5946 like this
Fri, 15-Dec-17 10:53 AM (6 years ago)
I’m going to be a Dad!!! I just saw my wank sock kick!!
Thu, 23-Nov-17 4:54 PM (6 years ago)
My real life name is Harry Potter, and yes I got made fun of at school because of it, and yes it’s a great pick up line and yes I just made all that up.
Tue, 14-Nov-17 5:07 AM (6 years ago)
I never knew you could have too much sex in till I got blisters on my cock!
Hoping just blisters
(6 years ago)
DriftyTurnip and happyhumper69 like this
She gets very wet so that’s not the problem. I don’t know how I got blisters to be honest haha
(6 years ago)
Knockout_curves likes this
*Gets out the mud bath and gets undressed sitting in the corner chair* Let the games begin !!
(6 years ago)
no you're not!. there now lets get to making up
(6 years ago)
Newgirl16 likes this
Sat, 11-Nov-17 1:16 AM (6 years ago)
The drifting turnip has returned with a new pic.
DoWhatYouWish likes this
Fri, 27-Oct-17 10:48 PM (6 years ago)
I got a spam email from someone saying they thought I was cute and wanted a chat so I replied asking what she had for dinner, I told her I had pie and mash. She never replied
rhinostool and Hotass72 like this
Clearly just got too kinky for her too quick.
(6 years ago)
metalwork likes this
You should probably hold out for the one with 50 million dollars to give you
(6 years ago)
I thought she would get wet over a Frey bentos
(6 years ago)
curiousAdam likes this
GottaBeMe and kimberly_1229 like this
Been busy giving a relationship a go haha. I'm good thanks! Have I know she's anything?
(6 years ago)
Mon, 7-Aug-17 4:33 PM (6 years ago)
I've been reading about people who think the earth is flat! And after reading some of their "evidence" and theories they have convinced me.... that they're batshit crazy
Humans are the only species on Earth that is capable of denying the facts that is sees.
(6 years ago)
I fell off the edge of the planet once. I vowed never to touch those mushrooms again
(6 years ago)
Tue, 18-Jul-17 12:46 PM (6 years ago)
I'm feeling very naughty.. anyone nearby fancy a hard fucking?.... no? Okay. *bends palm over*
kiwicurves and happyhumper69 like this
Mon, 19-Jun-17 11:03 PM (6 years ago)
There's a heatwave in the uk at the moment and it's chaos! Ice creams are now currency, swans have melted, The queen has evaporated and Big Ben has moved to Spain to cool down.
TexAngel, PApda, Danthaman827, MitchandDaisy, MiltonSamantha and 5 others, cmp304, kagy1979, DubbleStrubble, Ley-dd and artlover4u like this
I'm getting to work at 5am so I can leave when it starts getting to hot haha
(6 years ago)
TexAngel and Knockout_curves like this
It's that hot I've just seen a bird pick up a worm with an oven glove
(6 years ago)
Jagged_Edges and Fire_brand like this
Fri, 16-Jun-17 12:22 AM (6 years ago)
7 days of premium left!! Those 6 months went by quickly. Think I'll be deleting my account after that, not made my mind up yet. It's shit without it and I'm so done paying for it haha
Once your premium runs out, you'll probably get some offers popping up.
(6 years ago)
Knockout_curves likes this
Noooooo, oh wait I can request fresh shaven face pics else where
(6 years ago)
Mine expired last night. Not sure if I will reup. Expensive for as little as I am on here anymore
(6 years ago)
Thu, 15-Jun-17 2:16 AM (6 years ago)
I shaved my face earlier and now I look like I should climb back into the womb I always regret shaving haha
happyhumper69 likes this
But I was starting to pass for a 25 year old and now I look like I'm looking forward to puberty
(6 years ago)
Knockout_curves and happyhumper69 like this
Haha the batteries in my shaver ran out halfway and had to leave the house with a tuft of hair on my chin. Could of been left with a xxxx tash
(6 years ago)
ahh...I took a leave of absence about that time dt...peacock rings a bell but not sure
(6 years ago)
Actually jaggy-snake was like 5 years ago I'm sure? I met someone off here and deleted that account
(6 years ago)
Fire_brand likes this
Mon, 12-Jun-17 8:59 PM (6 years ago)
I've not really left my bed in 3 days only to eat and use the toilet (yes at the same time) I've not even turned my light on either. I've just been watching porn and looking at memes.
Probably took me about 15 years of going to Dr before we got it right. Feel better soon
(6 years ago)
DriftyTurnip likes this
No need to worry about me. I'm bigger then this stupid mental illness ha!
(6 years ago)
I like to think of mine as an enhancement rather than stupid.
(6 years ago)
DriftyTurnip likes this
I'm glad you think of it that way. I can't find any positive in it myself baba
(6 years ago)
metalwork likes this
Mon, 12-Jun-17 4:25 PM (6 years ago)
In the very long time I've been on/off this site I've only ever met up with one person. It's a bit strange seems as I've met loads from other sites. I wanna change this soon
heydidyagrabmyass and KateisaWhore like this
There are quite a few who are fairly close (driving distance) from me. Maybe I will get to meet some of these great people one day! :0)
(6 years ago)