chocstar's Recent Statuses
Wed, 28-Feb-24 5:01 PM
(59 days ago)
I generally don't tend to look at pics of ladies younger than my kids, but I have a problem with the tittykat. Thoughts
Wed, 7-Feb-24 2:11 PM
(80 days ago)
If I get a decent result at my cancer check up next week. My wife has promised me a blow job...
Mon, 4-Dec-23 1:15 PM
(145 days ago)
I have just 90 mins decorating the Christmas only for my wife to inspect it tell me I'm a useless twat and redo it herself. I am alone in this issue.
Wed, 15-Nov-23 1:48 PM
(164 days ago)
I have the house to myself which is a rare. Apart from relaxed perving on NN the biggest treat is having a shit with the bathroom door open. I know I'm weird.
Thu, 2-Mar-23 12:31 PM
(1 year ago)
My wife asked me to check what was on at the local theatre. There is a play titled "Wish you were dead". She doesn't want to go on her birthday.
Mon, 5-Sep-22 11:53 AM
(1 year ago)
Liz Truss as Prime Minister. The Shit shower continues...
Tue, 7-Jul-20 4:47 PM
(3 years ago)
I have been letting my beard grow since Covid as a sort of protest. My wife has just informed me it makes me look old and gormless. Old i can take but gormless ?
Tue, 30-Jun-20 6:17 AM
(3 years ago)
Today I am being made redundant. Tomorrow I take my works pension a few years early. I declair 1/7 as shag a pensioner day.
Mon, 15-Jun-20 1:25 PM
(3 years ago)
Don't know why but I find pics of ladies with a bra on but no knickers very sexy. Anyone agree ?
Tue, 11-Feb-20 1:48 PM
(4 years ago)
some people do weird shit, why would you stretch your arsehole open. Maybe its me that weird for not doing it.
Tue, 24-Dec-19 1:09 PM
(4 years ago)
My wife gave me a Christmas BJ this morning. Yum
Sat, 20-Jul-19 5:27 PM
(4 years ago)
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Fri, 1-Feb-19 2:48 PM
(5 years ago)
I wonder how many people have deleted their account thinking it deletes their pics as well ?
Fri, 31-Aug-18 7:02 AM
(5 years ago)
I'm getting old I even have grey nose hair now...
Tue, 26-Jun-18 12:05 PM
(5 years ago)
Fecking hell it's hot out there. I could feel my bollox frying
Thu, 29-Mar-18 1:50 PM
(6 years ago)
Time to head for the coast for 10 days... Yeah
Wed, 14-Feb-18 7:22 AM
(6 years ago)
My wife suggested we watch a program about the develpoment of robot sex dolls on TV last night. It featured some weird buggers
Tue, 6-Feb-18 12:10 PM
(6 years ago)
I've just opened a package in error meant for my Son. It's an STI test kit....
Tue, 16-Jan-18 8:43 AM
(6 years ago)
My wife said she like my shirt as it matched my beard. It was a grey shirt....
Sat, 13-Jan-18 5:16 PM
(6 years ago)
Spanex.. why don't they make them for Men. What about all this equallity stuff
Tue, 12-Dec-17 11:32 AM
(6 years ago)
The UK has gone to the dogs.. Just been to hospital for a check up and not even outside A/E has been gritted or had snow cleared and the parking has gone up. Robbing bastrds
Thu, 30-Nov-17 11:56 AM
(6 years ago)
Thu, 30-Nov-17 7:00 AM
(6 years ago)
Some people think they are champagne but they are really cold piss
Fri, 16-Jun-17 9:22 AM
(6 years ago)
Thu, 4-May-17 11:00 AM
(6 years ago)
My wife went out commado for the first time last night. Yeah you may think, but is was with daufgter to slimming club....
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