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Sun, 28-Apr-24 1:02 AM (4 days ago)
Seems like a "get drunk and play naughty" kind of night, doesn't it?
Sat, 20-Jan-24 2:57 PM (103 days ago)
Seems like some "drink-bourbon-and-take-naughty-pics" weather around here!
It's absolutely BRUTAL out there, isn't it! 🥶 On the plus side, some new "naked-and-naughty" pics forthcoming? "Oh boy!" 😛
(103 days ago)
patchandwheels and LOVEXXXPORN like this
that sounds like a great idea.i look forward to seeing new pics
(103 days ago)
patchandwheels and LOVEXXXPORN like this
Thu, 8-Jun-23 1:14 AM (329 days ago)
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
tugking70, Phineas_J_Whoopee, NaughtyKat, LOVEXXXPORN, whipman-uk and 5 others, ZippyMilf, Pete_from_Aus, carmma, UnclePee and shy28boy like this
Lotsa bad girls get away with it...
(329 days ago)
Phineas_J_Whoopee likes this
Kiss 'em, and they kinda taste like cum...
(329 days ago)
Phineas_J_Whoopee likes this
So let's get into good trouble tonight...get areselfs in deep
(329 days ago)
Phineas_J_Whoopee likes this
Some truth in that! 👌 And if I may, what a beautiful, sensual & erotic woman you are! Some seriously wowsa photographs you have. 🐾😻😽🐾
(329 days ago)
Fri, 5-May-23 11:38 PM (362 days ago)
I'm going to have sex with five different men today. I'm calling it "Cinco de Guy-o".
LOVEXXXPORN, bacchus27, Jersey__Girl, MissAshlee, Awesome_Tits and 3 others, carmma, dfdarthur and CaptainQ1 like this
I call it "Five Guys"
(362 days ago)
I would never have 5 women in a day cos I'm a Gentleman...Made it Two days
(362 days ago)
patchandwheels likes this
Sat, 15-Aug-20 1:14 AM (3 years ago)
I just wanted you to know that. If you can hear me, if it got into your brain somehow. That I spread my butt cheeks as Mike Honcho.”
owbiglineman likes this
Sat, 8-Sep-18 12:43 AM (5 years ago)
Hubby says the word of the day is...."snapperdoodle"!
Sun, 15-Jul-18 12:52 AM (5 years ago)
Photo session is about to begin....any suggestions for pics??? I love dressing up for you....
somefunbum and Cumonu2day like this
Anything you don't wear always looks good to me, gorgeous.
(5 years ago)
steelrat60 likes this
Dildos and dicks in various holes, cum in various places, naked outside
(5 years ago)
Sat, 23-Jun-18 1:59 AM (5 years ago)
Ok so "Plinko" but instead of cash you get your balls licked...yay or nay?
Sun, 6-May-18 2:18 AM (5 years ago)
It's on like Donkey Kong! Whatever "it" is...
Sun, 25-Mar-18 1:10 AM (6 years ago)
"I'm gonna go home and look at my vagina in a hand mirror" Date Night
rhinostool, owbiglineman, Noirty, lennynatural, LOVEXXXPORN and 3 others, deepsea69, jester_smiles and big buck hunter like this
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Sun, 16-Jul-17 2:03 AM (6 years ago)
Oh dang, I forgot to put clothes on. What should I wear tonight, boys and girls?
rhinostool and Fletcherdogg like this
wat the good lord gave ya is just fine
(6 years ago)
deepsea69 and patchandwheels like this
I can hold 'em for you while you run around naked deciding...... jus sayin
(6 years ago)
Jagged_Edges likes this
nothing but body paint.................................yum
(6 years ago)
patchandwheels likes this
Sun, 18-Jun-17 1:28 AM (6 years ago)
Skin-tight neon dress (no panties). Check. Slutty heels. Check. Drink in hand and horny. Check. What next....?
carsyn, BuxomXhunter, newbiesingle, NaughtyJenn, Danthaman827 and 5 others, Talkflirty2me, Fletcherdogg, owbiglineman, LOVEXXXPORN and G-Spit like this
Proof pics posted. Party on!
(6 years ago)
strretch likes this
No, no, no. You have to choose one thing. Would you lick a homeless guy's toe? Or a piece of white crap? Choose one.
(6 years ago)
A little more info on this toe thing. Was he wearing boots? Was he wearing socks? Do the toenails have the appearance of nail fungus?
(6 years ago)
PApda likes this
white crap...white means it's already dried...homeless man toes..fek nooooooo
(6 years ago)
Sun, 7-May-17 3:12 AM (6 years ago)
Just posted really dirty pics! Is that allowed?
8inchpiercedcock, wikdwayz4u, righthander, owbiglineman, steelrat60 and 3 others, coldfish1, Fletcherdogg and sylvio1957 like this
Yeah babe open your legs wide touch your pussy and tell him to give it a good hard fuck ! You want to feel his cock right up your cunt xxx
(6 years ago)
Those are some good starts, but no tickling plz.
(6 years ago)
AZ_wife let's go! We are ready to rumble!!!
(6 years ago)
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Sun, 16-Apr-17 1:26 AM (7 years ago)
Listening to Disturbed and taking dirty pics! That's a good Saturday night...
Sun, 26-Feb-17 1:37 AM (7 years ago)
"If I want a decent blowjob I'm just gonna have to do it myself!"
Sun, 29-Jan-17 1:24 AM (7 years ago)
I need suggestions or inspirations for sexy pics! I love to please!
Rene_Pogel likes this
Dammit! That's what we were afraid of. Time to get out the Jello and farm animals....
(7 years ago)
Man, great ideas but tough locations....I love the ideas tho.
(7 years ago)
How about some close-quarter in-car shots? Late at night in a dark backstreet, neons illuminating you, shadowy people walking by. Very risky, so the heat goes up too. (Or is that just my fantasy..lol)
(7 years ago)
Sat, 3-Dec-16 10:06 PM (7 years ago)
(singing) It's beginning to look a lot like fuck this....
Take a look up her skirt and then... It's glistening once again
(7 years ago)
TheSpoutinHead and patchandwheels like this
Now I get it -- she's using "active voice," not "passive voice!"
(7 years ago)
I should have clarified...please touch it and make a video of said touching...thank you...
(7 years ago)