bimarriedbottom's Recent Statuses
Thu, 16-May-24 11:47 AM
(1 day ago)
Odd. A new status has been posted, shows at the top of the desktop page like normal. Not been blocked by them. But it won’t show up in the feed. Computers…🤬🤣
Sun, 12-May-24 3:16 PM
(5 days ago)
Happy Mother’s Day to all the beautiful NN mothers. 😁
Thu, 4-Apr-24 6:42 PM
(43 days ago)
150th Kentucky Derby coming soon. Party!!!!!!!!! (World famous horse race.)
Sun, 31-Mar-24 12:01 PM
(47 days ago)
HE IS RISEN. “He” of course is my penis. Haha you thought I meant Jesus???? Happy Easter! Or whatever you’re into!
Tue, 9-Jan-24 8:06 PM
(129 days ago)
After nearly 18 we sat down for verification pics. It’s official, we aren’t fake! Hurray! 😂😂😂
Sun, 7-Jan-24 10:44 PM
(131 days ago)
False alarm on the first ever video chat. She chickened out after I took the verification pics! Sorry! Hope for the future…
Sun, 7-Jan-24 10:42 AM
(131 days ago)
There’s a chance we may play on video chat for the first time ever later today. Have to figure out the nuts and bolts of it first. Old people and technology…😂
Tue, 26-Dec-23 4:02 AM
(143 days ago)
Stupid fat fingers. 11:00 PM Christmas Day, dear god everyone is finally gone. Is it wrong to want my house back, alone with my wife?
Mon, 25-Dec-23 1:11 PM
(144 days ago)
Tue, 19-Sep-23 6:15 PM
(241 days ago)
I said fuck it and wore it on the beach. Looking good? 😛 or 😱No one screamed!
Fri, 15-Sep-23 5:30 PM
(245 days ago)
Last day of vacation on the Florida beach. Back to reality tomorrow. 😤 On the plus side my speedos caused zero commotion. That I’m aware of…😂
Fri, 1-Sep-23 5:24 PM
(259 days ago)
Interesting about the new block feature…it appears I’m blocked by a few! Now I wonder what the offense was…sorry to whoever, but of course they’ll never see this! 🤣
Mon, 14-Aug-23 3:39 PM
(277 days ago)
Life marches on. Hot and humid summer now, soon enough we will be in the damp freezing winter. Good camping weather either way! 😆
Mon, 3-Jul-23 10:18 PM
(319 days ago)
We afford our beloved pets more dignity than we do people often times. So much joy, short lived, so much pain. Life goes on. Regardless. Cheers NN! Think I’ll have another drink.
Mon, 29-May-23 12:48 PM
(354 days ago)
Wed, 4-Jan-23 4:17 PM
(1 year ago)
2023…perhaps THIS will be the year…
Sat, 31-Dec-22 10:09 PM
(1 year ago)
7 hours to go still in my time zone. Happy New Year’s to all of you future dwellers! Got USDA Prime Filet beef for dinner, other yummy stuff. Everyone be safe!
Sun, 25-Dec-22 11:29 AM
(1 year ago)
Merry Christmas everyone!
Sun, 25-Dec-22 3:48 AM
(1 year ago)
Sun, 25-Dec-22 3:48 AM
(1 year ago)
Sun, 25-Dec-22 3:48 AM
(1 year ago)
Tue, 20-Dec-22 10:19 PM
(1 year ago)
I can’t stand Will Farrell but I love the movie Elf. Merry Christmas everyone!
Tue, 13-Dec-22 12:26 PM
(1 year ago)
Is it possible KirkJ has been reincarnated? Reanimated? Recent pics…🤣
Mon, 28-Nov-22 3:03 PM
(1 year ago)
Wink function…anyone use it? I finally found where to see the list but then what? Wink back? Then what? Wink wink nudge nudge!
Mon, 7-Nov-22 2:21 PM
(1 year ago)
Male profile with nothing but pics with captions as if it was a woman, asking to be degraded. Nothing suspicious there. I may have become cynical in my old age.
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