Jersey__Girl's Recent Statuses
Thu, 16-May-24 12:52 AM
(1 day ago)
I've been told that this is where I should post things I wouldn't post on Facebook. Is that still correct?
Mon, 6-May-24 9:16 PM
(11 days ago)
According to the NYTimes, you can train for sex: High intensity cardio,Kegels,hip stretches,core exercises (planks as foreplay),5 min. yoga daily. You're welcome. *breathes heavily
Justmedamian,
owbiglineman,
Fbvines,
smitten4u,
RightOpenbill865 and 9 others, Straightjimbo93, LOVEXXXPORN, tugking70, happyhumper69, ksaint, McPhallus, Bbaggins4321, Pete_from_Aus and cedar19 like this
Mon, 6-May-24 2:35 AM
(11 days ago)
Thank you for liking my pics, but it would be nice if you would post a profile pic so I can see what you look like. Just sayin'.
Fri, 3-May-24 9:03 PM
(14 days ago)
Barbie never gave me poor body image. She taught me you can’t reattach your head once it’s been removed from the body.
owbiglineman,
paul01224,
heydidyagrabmyass,
justcuz,
smitten4u and 7 others, WendySilvia, gingersnap75, tugking70, Relaxer, McPhallus, MellieK and Pete_from_Aus like this
Thu, 2-May-24 6:09 AM
(15 days ago)
Sometimes I hear the voices of cookies and ice cream at night calling to me from the kitchen. The veggies, however, are oddly quiet. NNighty NNight, everyone. zzzzzz
Sat, 27-Apr-24 1:19 AM
(20 days ago)
Just in case you didn't know, I'm a gardener. I always know it's spring when dirt falls out of my bra at the end of the day.
risingmoonsunset,
lennynatural,
WendySilvia,
heydidyagrabmyass,
gpflem and 10 others, smitten4u, nosanity, B&B_Guy, wikdwayz4u, Artistic, Mr_Vein, Fbvines, GottaBeMe, 357mag and owbiglineman like this
Thu, 25-Apr-24 12:35 AM
(22 days ago)
The longer I live, the more convinced I am that Earth is being used by other planets as a lunatic asylum.
heydidyagrabmyass,
owbiglineman,
Thumbs78,
Straightjimbo93,
tugking70 and 16 others, Bbaggins4321, happyhumper69, AdeleGingerRaine, Packin9, flitterbee, theroyalcouple, MellieK, McPhallus, EmuLater, paul01224, Mr_Vein, nosanity, justcuz, ksaint, gpflem and Agent_K like this
Tue, 23-Apr-24 1:40 AM
(24 days ago)
There are 2 people in every relationship: #1 OK, I have our passports and boarding passes. #2 Where are we going again?
Fri, 19-Apr-24 12:19 AM
(29 days ago)
He and I are like hot chocolate and marshmallows. He's hot and I want to be on top of him.
Fri, 12-Apr-24 2:23 AM
(35 days ago)
Well, I listened to juicy and now the PT and I are best friends. Hiya, everyone.
Sat, 23-Mar-24 11:10 PM
(55 days ago)
In less than 48 hours I'll have a new hip. Who said I was square?
tugking70,
undisclosedid1,
smitten4u,
Straightjimbo93,
AdeleGingerRaine and 8 others, juicy, SpiritWolf68, McPhallus, gingersnap75, happyhumper69, EmuLater, Mr_Vein and MellieK like this
Tue, 19-Mar-24 8:52 PM
(59 days ago)
The stars at night are big and bright, deep in the heart of Taxes. (For those unAmericans, this is a folk song about Texas.)
Mon, 18-Mar-24 2:49 AM
(60 days ago)
How to speak Irish: Whale. Oil. Beef. Hooked. Hope you all had a fun St. Paddy's Day.
Thu, 14-Mar-24 2:01 AM
(64 days ago)
Tomorrow is bulwinkle69's birthday. It's Pi Day! (3/14 as in pi: 3.1415926535)
Mon, 4-Mar-24 10:34 PM
(74 days ago)
Overheard on Ted Lasso: Keely on the phone: Shall I stop by Waitrose and pick up a bottle of wine? Roy: Waitrose? Who am I talking to? The F*ing Queen?
Mon, 26-Feb-24 10:34 PM
(81 days ago)
I've not seen hide nor hair of TopCat57 in a while. Has anyone seen or heard from him?
Sat, 24-Feb-24 11:41 PM
(83 days ago)
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
Fbvines,
AdeleGingerRaine,
almostanything,
Bbaggins4321,
SpiritWolf68 and 9 others, nobozos, gpflem, LOVEXXXPORN, heydidyagrabmyass, McPhallus, Agent_K, Saetyrical, tugking70 and smitten4u like this
Wed, 21-Feb-24 4:04 AM
(86 days ago)
When you see your friends in the popup window down there, do you wonder if they're talking to someone or hanging out in the lurkers corner?
Tue, 20-Feb-24 1:10 AM
(87 days ago)
Do you call your partner a special name? Does she/he like it?
Thu, 15-Feb-24 3:39 AM
(92 days ago)
I hope you all had a lovely Valentine's Day. Can't wait to celebrate belatedly in only fourteen days!
undisclosedid1,
ksaint,
Agent_K,
tugking70,
Saetyrical and 9 others, MrsTrellis, spunky4u, smitten4u, McPhallus, Bbaggins4321, risingmoonsunset, Straightjimbo93, Artistic and MellieK like this
Tue, 13-Feb-24 5:54 AM
(94 days ago)
My new car has a button for pretty much everything. There is even one that says "rear wiper." I'm still too afraid to try that one.
newromantic,
LOVEXXXPORN,
flitterbee,
KiwiPic,
Agent_K and 9 others, tugking70, spunky4u, smitten4u, EmuLater, drgoode845, McPhallus, Mr_Vein, Fbvines and Bbaggins4321 like this
Thu, 8-Feb-24 2:17 AM
(99 days ago)
Masterbation relieves stress,improves sleep quality,extends lifespan,boosts immunity...what does it do for you?
ausfoIey,
LOVEXXXPORN,
Thumbs78,
risingmoonsunset,
owbiglineman and 10 others, Mr_Vein, Fbvines, nvrnw1, McPhallus, BlackAnteater260, smitten4u, B&B_Guy, drgoode845, theroyalcouple and lust_object_lost like this
Mon, 5-Feb-24 2:14 AM
(102 days ago)
Jersey__girl has marked herself safe from the atmospheric cyclone bomb that is pummeling California. Still have power and potato chips and my phone is charged. Laters.
Saturnfinger1,
ausfoIey,
ksaint,
nobozos,
lennynatural and 7 others, happyhumper69, Mr_Vein, Ellefoxie, Agent_K, smitten4u, Bbaggins4321 and owbiglineman like this
Fri, 26-Jan-24 12:38 AM
(112 days ago)
Next time you think you should say no, say no. I said yes and it's too late to say now.
Mon, 22-Jan-24 10:51 PM
(116 days ago)
Why do the winners of the Miss Universe pageant always come from Earth?
MitchandDaisy,
nudedude81,
SexyEnglishBabe,
ksaint,
heydidyagrabmyass and 11 others, Alan4uLadies, smitten4u, KiwiPic, gpflem, Straightjimbo93, EmuLater, MellieK, Saturnfinger1, Mr_Vein, happyhumper69 and McPhallus like this
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