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Fri, 26-Apr-24 8:19 AM
(7 days ago)
Thank you for all your lovely messages. Looks like I’m going to have to post more pictures to get my yellow shield back 😆 x
oddjob2,
kennybee,
tracytvsubslut,
captain__82,
Rick12111 and 22 others, owbiglineman, ksaint, spunky4u, markh232, unclejack1966, LikesTwo, hornyfukcer, sidders73, immerhart, trouble2maker, gpflem, nosanity, peterc3, Dyme_Rides_Again, M1998_, Mr_Vein, Raven2005, lennynatural, lust_object_lost, happyhumper69, GottaBeMe and hardguy64 like this
Thu, 25-Apr-24 12:35 AM
(8 days ago)
The longer I live, the more convinced I am that Earth is being used by other planets as a lunatic asylum.
heydidyagrabmyass,
owbiglineman,
Thumbs78,
Straightjimbo93,
tugking70 and 16 others, Bbaggins4321, happyhumper69, AdeleGingerRaine, Packin9, flitterbee, theroyalcouple, MellieK, McPhallus, EmuLater, paul01224, Mr_Vein, nosanity, justcuz, ksaint, gpflem and Agent_K like this
Thu, 25-Apr-24 1:16 PM
(8 days ago)
My Crazy Crust pizza...was so delicious and easy to make.
theroyalcouple,
WendySilvia,
Raven2005,
Rick12111,
tugking70 and 15 others, nosanity, MellieK, lennynatural, jake5270, Mr_Vein, paul01224, Artistic, Straightjimbo93, Fbvines, hornyfukcer, nudedude81, owbiglineman, heydidyagrabmyass, DrPangloss and McPhallus like this
Sat, 20-Apr-24 2:52 PM
(13 days ago)
Ohioman_1979,
SlapdashPace,
tugking70,
anonymouspisces,
Mr_Vein and 14 others, MellieK, drgoode845, rhinostool, lennynatural, gpflem, smitten4u, LOVEXXXPORN, Jersey__Girl, PiscesLoverVT, Raven2005, wikdwayz4u, Bbaggins4321, Straightjimbo93 and surfybum like this
Wed, 1-May-24 11:07 PM
(2 days ago)
I am sending out a big thank you to everyone who has taken a stroll through my gallery. I thank you for your kind words and likes. I send you hugs or fist pumps.
fetish69,
lennynatural,
SpiritWolf68,
theroyalcouple,
Straightjimbo93 and 11 others, tugking70, skinnylegend66642069, McPhallus, LOVEXXXPORN, hounddog67, Rick12111, hornyfukcer, joe_betty, risingmoonsunset, lust_object_lost and owbiglineman like this
Sat, 27-Apr-24 1:19 AM
(6 days ago)
Just in case you didn't know, I'm a gardener. I always know it's spring when dirt falls out of my bra at the end of the day.
risingmoonsunset,
lennynatural,
WendySilvia,
heydidyagrabmyass,
gpflem and 10 others, smitten4u, nosanity, B&B_Guy, wikdwayz4u, Artistic, Mr_Vein, Fbvines, GottaBeMe, 357mag and owbiglineman like this
Thu, 25-Apr-24 6:51 AM
(8 days ago)
Seriously people! We need 1 photo, maybe 2 max… They’re all the bloody same!!
Justmedamian,
smitten4u,
flitterbee,
anonymouspisces,
Artistic and 10 others, McPhallus, EmuLater, Distinguished, Rick12111, kishka, LikesTwo, Mr_Vein, WendySilvia, M1998_ and mindebris like this
Mon, 29-Apr-24 5:47 PM
(4 days ago)
Heading to tattooed to honor a fallen friend. Fuck cancer! Hug your friends and tell them you love them.
Artistic,
hornyfukcer,
Agent_K,
MellieK,
paul01224 and 9 others, McPhallus, juicy, LOVEXXXPORN, Petiteaurora, SexyEnglishBabe, EmuLater, spunky4u, Ohioman_1979 and LikesTwo like this
Fri, 26-Apr-24 7:28 PM
(7 days ago)
Taking a certain someone to meet the parentals tomorrow. Is nervous!!
Dignitea,
owbiglineman,
Rick12111,
Mr_Vein,
heydidyagrabmyass and 9 others, anonymouspisces, tugking70, happyhumper69, GottaBeMe, LOVEXXXPORN, nosanity, Agent_K, newromantic and mojo75nz like this
Tue, 23-Apr-24 7:19 PM
(10 days ago)
There is never a need for you to leave a derogatory remark on someone's uploads. In fact, it's against the rules and you've been reported. Btw, don't let that jealousy turn to hatred. 🖕🏽🖕🏽
Mr_Vein,
rodswim,
McPhallus,
Rick12111,
Bbaggins4321 and 9 others, fetish69, ksaint, tugking70, WendySilvia, LOVEXXXPORN, flitterbee, clittylicker, owbiglineman and surfybum like this
Sun, 21-Apr-24 8:43 PM
(12 days ago)
They always start out with pics of her and then the male pic comes in with a stupid caption like "my man's huge veiny cock".
Mr_Vein,
anonymouspisces,
Rick12111,
paul01224,
owbiglineman and 9 others, tugking70, LOVEXXXPORN, McPhallus, hotrodessex, Artistic, Saetyrical, Oh_Sarah, clittylicker and surfybum like this
Mon, 29-Apr-24 11:03 PM
(4 days ago)
I have a bunch of boxes.. Each box has some hugs in there.. all kinds too.. Bear hugs, timed hugs, and some random ones. Yours for the taking.
Agent_K,
Relaxer,
lennynatural,
skinnylegend66642069,
SpiritWolf68 and 8 others, Straightjimbo93, smitten4u, Raven2005, anonymouspisces, McPhallus, Rick12111, BryanP47 and Bbaggins4321 like this
Mon, 29-Apr-24 1:57 AM
(4 days ago)
It is not allowed.. and deeply frowned upon to post pictures of anyone but yourself.. especially without permission..
fetish69,
juicy,
brianwoods,
GoodFerret440,
Rick12111 and 8 others, owbiglineman, heydidyagrabmyass, GottaBeMe, tugking70, McPhallus, skinnylegend66642069, smitten4u and anonymouspisces like this
Tue, 23-Apr-24 12:51 PM
(10 days ago)
Why is it called morning wood, when it should be called breakfast in bed?
splitlick,
tracytvsubslut,
hounddog67,
erinbrew123,
AverageJoe2000 and 8 others, Bbaggins4321, Mr_Vein, paul01224, tugking70, Ohioman_1979, McPhallus, SpiritWolf68 and LOVEXXXPORN like this
Tue, 23-Apr-24 9:48 AM
(10 days ago)
Hope all is well here ♥️
anonymouspisces,
Fbvines,
Bbaggins4321,
tracytvsubslut,
Mr_Vein and 8 others, smitten4u, McPhallus, hornyfukcer, tugking70, Ohioman_1979, lennynatural, MellieK and Straightjimbo93 like this
Sat, 20-Apr-24 8:04 PM
(13 days ago)
Some days are just more fabulous than others 💖
AdeleGingerRaine,
owbiglineman,
Mr_Vein,
drgoode845,
hornyfukcer and 8 others, anonymouspisces, GottaBeMe, tugking70, McPhallus, smitten4u, Jersey__Girl, PiscesLoverVT and MrsTrellis like this
Tue, 23-Apr-24 7:07 PM
(10 days ago)
Wondering about technology in another 25 years. Will NN project me having sex as a hologram into your room?
Mr_Vein,
jake5270,
Ohioman_1979,
smitten4u,
Rick12111 and 7 others, McPhallus, Bbaggins4321, Freckles, tugking70, ThickOneForYou, Raven2005 and newromantic like this
Tue, 23-Apr-24 10:54 AM
(10 days ago)
If anyone gets a message from me about canned meat don't open it! It's spam.
Saetyrical,
Raven2005,
mnply18,
Rick12111,
HaggardHellBoy and 7 others, WendySilvia, splitlick, B&B_Guy, aa9999, Bbaggins4321, Artistic and hounddog67 like this
Thu, 2-May-24 7:21 AM
(1 day ago)
Good morning all you sexy people! So we're currently sitting at 99,903 profile views. We'd like to do something to say thanks when we hit 100,000, so grab that screenshot if you are the one!
Wed, 1-May-24 2:33 AM
(2 days ago)
Just watch a phenomenal movie called The Beekeeper with Jason Stratham and Jeremy Iron..pretty much none stop action ...a must watch for people that like Action movies🎬
Mon, 29-Apr-24 10:57 AM
(4 days ago)
Adam & Eve: The first people to not read the Apple terms and conditions!
Sun, 28-Apr-24 2:22 PM
(5 days ago)
Have a lovely weekend my sexy friends ❤️
Sun, 28-Apr-24 3:13 PM
(5 days ago)
I'm absolutely speechless and overwhelmed from all of your comments if I could I truly would love to be with everyone
Thu, 25-Apr-24 5:18 AM
(8 days ago)
Almost 2000 profile views, and it's only been 4.5 years
Sun, 21-Apr-24 10:25 PM
(12 days ago)
Verified! Thanks for the advice everyone and thanks for putting up with us NN!
Sat, 20-Apr-24 1:15 PM
(13 days ago)
Scatchy81 makes me the happiest woman ever! Sometimes, the chemistry is just there. The intensity can not be explained. You don't need to go looking for it, it finds you ❤️
Tue, 30-Apr-24 3:04 PM
(3 days ago)
What you think,you become. What you feel,you attract. What you imagine, you create. Confidence is not,they will like me. Confidence is,I will be fine if they don't 🙂
Mon, 29-Apr-24 6:01 PM
(4 days ago)
Hope everyone is having a good Monday, well as good as it can be at least.
Sun, 28-Apr-24 12:00 PM
(5 days ago)
Totally forgot about this,last night's dinner ..
chicken stir fry.
Sun, 28-Apr-24 10:52 AM
(5 days ago)
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes!...She hugged me.😂
Wed, 24-Apr-24 5:26 AM
(9 days ago)
We have updated what we used to call the "mobile" site today. It is now not just for mobiles, but for tablets and desktops too. If you prefer the older style site, be sure to include "www" in the URL
Tue, 23-Apr-24 8:42 PM
(10 days ago)
Life is an attitude...if you don't like your life then change your attitude!
Mon, 22-Apr-24 1:52 AM
(11 days ago)
For the past 2 hours I have been watching a canoe paddle the French River. I cannot wait for camping season!
Sat, 20-Apr-24 10:40 AM
(13 days ago)
Why are men’s accounts allowed to post photos order a range of obviously different women without any indication of consent from any of them?
Fri, 3-May-24 1:54 PM
(9 hours ago)
Fri, 3-May-24 12:48 PM
(10 hours ago)
Mmmm…. Watching people fucking gets me wet!! I love cumming while watching them fuck!!!!!!
Thu, 2-May-24 3:59 PM
(1 day ago)
Status: Well, there better be some chocolate, some bourbon, and some fuckin this weekend or someone is going to be CRANKY. Just saying.
Wed, 1-May-24 3:54 PM
(2 days ago)
Gary was devastated when his fiancée broke it off. Even more so when the surgeon said he couldn't sew it back on ☺️
Wed, 1-May-24 2:12 PM
(2 days ago)
To all men here, I wished it would be possible to answer on all comments on my pics. I would do it!
Tue, 30-Apr-24 10:53 AM
(3 days ago)
My wife is like a bottle of ketchup, she is sweet, she is delicious to eat and sometimes you need to turn her upside down and bang her on the kitchen counter.🤪
Sat, 27-Apr-24 2:30 PM
(6 days ago)
Swapping cum while slow kissing is a maaaassssssive turn on 🥰💦😍 happy saturday everyone of you horny people ❤️
Sat, 27-Apr-24 7:30 AM
(6 days ago)
Good morning all you sexy people! Hope you are having an awesome weekend!
Wed, 24-Apr-24 10:58 PM
(9 days ago)
Always love licking my wet fingers! I taste soooooo good!!
Sun, 21-Apr-24 4:09 PM
(12 days ago)
Just constantly adding arseholes to my block list. In both senses of the word.
Sun, 21-Apr-24 11:53 AM
(12 days ago)
Every morning I take my cow on a long walk through the local vineyard, that's right I herd it through the grapevine.
Sat, 20-Apr-24 10:26 PM
(13 days ago)
I live living in the country. Husband was out burning leaves and I walked up to where he was sitting at pulled my shorts to the side and got my clit sucked right in the front yard
Sat, 20-Apr-24 9:09 PM
(13 days ago)
HUGS
Sat, 20-Apr-24 11:01 AM
(13 days ago)
I pointed at two old drunks sitting across the bars from us and said to my friend "that's us in 10 years" he said "that's a mirror dipshit."
Sat, 20-Apr-24 9:45 AM
(13 days ago)
Whew...almost forgot my password. Hello pervs and pervettes (if anyone's awake)! 👋👋
Sat, 20-Apr-24 2:34 AM
(13 days ago)
Taken men are even sexier when they don't stray away from someone they love.