Laphroaigh's Recent Statuses
Fri, 3-May-24 4:15 PM
(17 days ago)
got a brand new haircut
Sun, 31-Mar-24 7:40 PM
(50 days ago)
it's amazing when you meet someone with a likewise perve mind
Fri, 29-Mar-24 3:43 PM
(52 days ago)
hi lovely community!! *_*
Sun, 15-Oct-23 11:14 AM
(219 days ago)
today it's been two months since I stopped.. so far no effort.. should I be worried?? ..NN's helping a lot
Mon, 9-Oct-23 5:30 PM
(224 days ago)
a special thanks to Kat for her anti-flu potion recipe! gave me a giant boost and relief and energy. I went to work too much aroused tho
Tue, 3-Oct-23 5:55 PM
(230 days ago)
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe? Roberto
Sun, 24-Sep-23 11:49 AM
(240 days ago)
I've just been diagnosed with a slight eardrum tear.. can you speak louder please
Thu, 21-Sep-23 12:59 PM
(243 days ago)
🎶 … O stare nudi in mezzo a un campo A sentirsi addosso il vento, Io non chiedo più di tanto, Anche se muoio son contento 🎶
Mon, 18-Sep-23 4:48 PM
(245 days ago)
NN should implement a "hug" button.. just saying..
Sat, 2-Sep-23 6:02 PM
(261 days ago)
I hate so much AI generated images .. especially those representing nudes!! so grateful NN exists!
Fri, 18-Aug-23 10:30 PM
(276 days ago)
if u consider unnatural/immoral a love different from ur canons of "normality", I say it's unnatural/immoral that u spend so much time thinking about how other ppl decide to have sex or fall in love!
Tue, 8-Aug-23 7:53 PM
(286 days ago)
still awkward when ppl who don't know me give a complete description of my personality from the zodiac sign.. and they don't get a single one
Wed, 2-Aug-23 5:04 PM
(292 days ago)
to await a pleasure, is itself a pleasure.. that's why I'm always late when I have a love date
Fri, 7-Jul-23 9:11 PM
(318 days ago)
they say the doing is often more important than the outcome .. I agree! especially when you fail the outcome
free time to perve at last
Fri, 19-May-23 2:28 PM
(1 year ago)
under the sea... under the sea... -.-
Thu, 27-Apr-23 8:21 PM
(1 year ago)
I wrote "hi" she answered "I'm a very direct girl, I don't like to beat the bush around and I love direct guys" ..apparently greetings are too much to bear nowadays
Sun, 23-Apr-23 11:23 PM
(1 year ago)
if u went back in time to correct the biggest mistake of ur life.. u would transform into a completely different person. Love yourself and go on! also cause time travel is not possible
Thu, 20-Apr-23 6:28 PM
(1 year ago)
I must say I'm grateful I don't belong to a species where the woman eats me after we have sex
Tue, 18-Apr-23 2:59 PM
(1 year ago)
..just found an "italian accent generator": el-lo I'm-a a nice italiano gooy, I'm-a single and look forrr a pasta (I wrote "woman" btw)
Thu, 6-Apr-23 1:22 PM
(1 year ago)
sitting on the toilet while they're drilling directly above your head on the roof.. the noise so loud you're afraid the roof will collapse at any moment
Wed, 5-Apr-23 6:45 PM
(1 year ago)
(matchbox 20 + maroon 5) * eve6 + (sum 41 - 9 inch nails) = blink 182.. hello pervs!
Sun, 2-Apr-23 7:52 PM
(1 year ago)
ate so much this weekend.. 2 days, 2 parties..I'm stuffed, would love a belly rub right now
Fri, 31-Mar-23 10:28 PM
(1 year ago)
ok now tell me if you know a movie-couple more lovely than Pam and Jim (The Office).. yeah I'm watching it now for the first time. 4rd season, no spoiler
Wed, 29-Mar-23 6:14 PM
(1 year ago)
no point in suing the airline company for losing your luggage .. you've already lost the case
Mon, 27-Mar-23 10:32 AM
(1 year ago)
this is not a trap status for hijackers. I just want you to know that
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