Saetyrical's Recent Statuses
Sun, 19-May-24 1:47 PM
(2 days ago)
Fri, 17-May-24 11:16 AM
(4 days ago)
Wed, 15-May-24 12:37 PM
(6 days ago)
Don't get mad at lazy people...... They didn't do anything.
Wed, 15-May-24 10:31 AM
(6 days ago)
I used to be be a porn addict It was the hardest time of my life...
Wed, 8-May-24 4:51 PM
(12 days ago)
If at first you don’t succeed Then skydiving probably isn’t for you
Wed, 8-May-24 11:08 AM
(13 days ago)
I went skydiving today for the first time. This guy strapped himself to me, we jumped out of the Plane and as we plummeted, he said: “So, how long have you been an Instructor?"
Tue, 7-May-24 3:00 PM
(13 days ago)
My pastor asked me how do I view homosexuality He didn't like when I said "usually in 1080p"
Mon, 6-May-24 1:40 PM
(15 days ago)
Sat, 4-May-24 12:52 PM
(17 days ago)
Tue, 30-Apr-24 12:03 PM
(21 days ago)
Time for a status joke...
Wed, 24-Apr-24 2:25 PM
(26 days ago)
I’ve been seeing a counselor who uses Dad Jokes Therapy He’s a sigh-cologist.
Sat, 20-Apr-24 11:35 AM
(31 days ago)
Happy Saturday, ya drrty pervs.
Fri, 19-Apr-24 12:15 PM
(32 days ago)
Police have arrested a dog for giving birth on the street. It was charged with public littering.
Thu, 18-Apr-24 1:05 PM
(33 days ago)
Sun, 14-Apr-24 10:49 AM
(37 days ago)
I was mugged by a group of 6 dwarves last night ….Not happy
Sat, 13-Apr-24 11:12 AM
(38 days ago)
A man was checked into the ICU today when it was discovered… He had 12 plastic horses inserted through his rectum. Doctors are now describing his condition as “stable”.
Thu, 11-Apr-24 10:07 AM
(40 days ago)
Wed, 10-Apr-24 10:03 AM
(41 days ago)
so I asked Siri, "Surely, it's not going to rain today?" And she replied, "Yes it is, and don't call me Shirley." That was when I realized I'd left my phone on Airplane mode
Sun, 7-Apr-24 11:09 AM
(44 days ago)
My friend told me they're making a trail mix without any raisins or M&M's. I told them, "Well that's just nuts."
Fri, 5-Apr-24 11:54 AM
(46 days ago)
Wed, 3-Apr-24 10:22 AM
(48 days ago)
So i asked 100 women which shampoo they preferred in the shower.. The number one answer was “Get the hell out of here!"
Tue, 2-Apr-24 10:11 AM
(49 days ago)
What's the best thing about gardening? Getting down and dirty with your hoes!
Mon, 1-Apr-24 10:24 AM
(50 days ago)
Sat, 30-Mar-24 11:51 AM
(52 days ago)
Wed, 27-Mar-24 10:57 AM
(55 days ago)
My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends. So she said I was useless in bed. Should have seen her face when they all disagreed.
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