clittylicker's Recent Statuses
Mon, 27-Nov-23 8:02 AM
(176 days ago)
Happy Loy Krathong everyone!
Sun, 22-Oct-23 1:40 AM
(212 days ago)
Sat, 21-Oct-23 4:51 AM
(213 days ago)
To whom it may concern: If you're posting a picture that depicts only one person, it is either "Male" or "Female", not "Both"
Wed, 20-Sep-23 12:01 PM
(244 days ago)
Is it possible to take a skin graft from your buttocks and transplant it onto someone who isn't related to you? Arse skin for a friend.
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Mon, 21-Aug-23 4:43 AM
(274 days ago)
My wife said Gilbert O'Sullivan came into the bank where she works. I asked her what he wanted. She said "A loan again, naturally"
Thu, 17-Aug-23 11:57 AM
(278 days ago)
Sat, 11-Mar-23 12:01 AM
(1 year ago)
TRIVIA TIME!!! Anybody interested?
Fri, 17-Feb-23 11:34 PM
(1 year ago)
Is there a trivia quiz today? If so, what time and what format?
Tue, 14-Feb-23 5:26 AM
(1 year ago)
...and yet another mass shooting in a US educational institution!! FFS, ridiculous!!
Sat, 14-Jan-23 12:00 AM
(1 year ago)
Am I in time for trivia today or is it the wrong day/time?
Sat, 6-Aug-22 8:05 AM
(1 year ago)
Judith Durham died yesterday! That beautiful voice gone forever. 😔 RIP Judith.
Fri, 5-Aug-22 10:35 PM
(1 year ago)
Good morning all.
Is everybody ready for Trivia in 25 minutes?
Sat, 9-Jul-22 2:31 AM
(1 year ago)
Corporal Agarn has died!
RIP Larry
Fri, 1-Jul-22 1:39 AM
(1 year ago)
Happy July everybody!!
Tue, 28-Jun-22 7:51 AM
(1 year ago)
Either people need to start reading profiles or I'll need to change my name.
Fri, 24-Jun-22 11:00 PM
(1 year ago)
Right!! General Knowledge. Question 1. Which WWII general became a U.S President?
Fri, 24-Jun-22 10:51 PM
(1 year ago)
Today's trivia quiz is General knowledge, so anybody who is an expert on Generals will have a distinct advantage.
Fri, 24-Jun-22 10:49 PM
(1 year ago)
Twelve minutes to Trivia o' Clock. Unfortunately I don't have nudles to give as prizes
so, unless some very kind person would like to help me out in that regard, this weeks quiz is just for fun.
Fri, 10-Jun-22 9:37 PM
(1 year ago)
Useless fact of the day: Male giraffes will headbutt females in the bladder until they pee. They then drink the urine, tasting it to determine whether the female is ovulating.
Wed, 1-Jun-22 12:20 PM
(1 year ago)
For some reason I've had that fucking Proclaimers song "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)" in my head all day and it's annoying me, so I need everybody to sing along with me to banish it.
Wed, 1-Jun-22 1:24 AM
(1 year ago)
If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're built upside down.
Wed, 1-Jun-22 12:17 AM
(1 year ago)
Fri, 27-May-22 11:46 PM
(1 year ago)
A 73 year old woman was in court yesterday for streaking at the Chelsea Flower show last week. She was let off with a caution but was awarded 1st prize for best dried bush arrangement.
Sat, 21-May-22 1:17 AM
(2 years ago)
Sorry I missed the quiz this morning - I had other things to attend to in the real world. Did I miss anything interesting?
Thu, 19-May-22 4:13 AM
(2 years ago)
Mmmmm! Just made myself a delicious chicken, cheese and bacon toasted sammich for lunch. I might have to change my name to Gordon Blue.
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