theroyalcouple's Recent Statuses
Mon, 20-May-24 7:50 AM
(1 day ago)
Love the NN vids. Really do...But, when the man is all heavy breathing and whispering, oohhh yeeaahh, yyeeahh.. snort, breath, sniff, whispering oohh yeah .... Ugh. Where's the stop button.
Sat, 18-May-24 7:05 AM
(3 days ago)
Today marks exactly one year since our last threesome.
Fri, 17-May-24 2:30 PM
(4 days ago)
It's after midnight and there's a heap of workers with a heap of trucks and digging machines out on the street trying to fix a pipe leaking one drop of water a day. STFU ! 👺🤬🤬🤬👺
Fri, 17-May-24 2:21 PM
(4 days ago)
Dear everyone who says it's Friday (yay) ... It's already Saturday lol 😆
Wed, 15-May-24 12:34 PM
(6 days ago)
Observation: More guys, me included are going for the complete removal of pubics. The ladies on the other hand are bringing pubics back! This is opposite to what we've been used to over the years.
Tue, 14-May-24 7:43 AM
(7 days ago)
Aarrghhh. Hate it when you reply to a random status comment and that person decides to pm you to carry on the conversation thread. Just stupid
Sun, 12-May-24 12:26 AM
(9 days ago)
Happy birthday Mr RC. Sorry I have to work. Have fun when I get home. 🎂❤️❤️
Wed, 8-May-24 8:54 AM
(13 days ago)
I have serious concerns about the user name if a recent status update. But if I say anything I'll be the asshole.
Tue, 7-May-24 1:40 PM
(14 days ago)
Better late than never, Hey AGR? 😝😝
Sun, 5-May-24 4:24 AM
(16 days ago)
Things you don't see at the supermarket: middle aged people in leather bondage outfits with exposed nipples.
Tue, 23-Apr-24 9:28 AM
(28 days ago)
After seeing some weird pics on here I'm going to think twice if a random man asks to borrow my pen.
Mon, 22-Apr-24 4:13 PM
(29 days ago)
If the prostitute dies while you're fucking her, don't worry. You'll get the second hour for free! 😝😝
Thu, 18-Apr-24 2:32 PM
(33 days ago)
Mrs RC and I were in ALDI today and saw a lady we had 3 or 4 3somes with way back in 2008/9. Not seen her since then.
Wed, 17-Apr-24 7:04 AM
(34 days ago)
This is a great day in history. First login to NN on our new computer. Boobs look even better!
Thu, 11-Apr-24 3:52 PM
(40 days ago)
Gotta go. Cya tomoz. Go get a dog up ya. 😝😝😝
Tue, 9-Apr-24 1:52 PM
(42 days ago)
Boob jobs. 1 in 100 looks natural. The other 99 look like that belong in one of those 1800's travelling freak shows. They just ain't sexy at all.
Thu, 4-Apr-24 3:42 AM
(47 days ago)
Showing face on NN: I don't think anyone at all has been recognised in public by another NN member.
Sat, 30-Mar-24 11:47 PM
(51 days ago)
We need to kick out new status people because they're idiots and keep it to our clique of sane, rational and sexy friends
Sat, 30-Mar-24 11:29 AM
(52 days ago)
Was he crucified? Was he done in by the lawman? Are you satisfied that he'll never ride again? Some people say he got away; they say he never died at all If that story's true, does it bother you, my f
Sat, 30-Mar-24 6:36 AM
(52 days ago)
Ugh 😖 there a guy who thinks I'm his best friend, but I'm really not. He's going to ring in 5 mins. Aarrghhh. I hate phone calls
Thu, 28-Mar-24 8:12 AM
(54 days ago)
If you did it, but said you didn't, that means you did it.
Sun, 24-Mar-24 12:57 PM
(58 days ago)
Happy birthday to Mrs RC. Please help her celebrate by having big world wide parties for her. 🎉🎉🎉♥️🌹🎂🍻🥂🍾🍺
Thu, 21-Mar-24 8:22 AM
(61 days ago)
Just ordered 3 pizzas. Forgot to update my address. Pizzas now being delivered to an AirBnB in Noble Park, Victoria. 800 km away!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wed, 20-Mar-24 8:22 AM
(62 days ago)
Who remembers SunGod_dess? Wonder what happened to her?
Fri, 15-Mar-24 8:53 PM
(66 days ago)
Ooohhh ok. The little + thingy.
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