McPhallus's Recent Statuses
Fri, 17-May-24 9:29 PM
(4 hours ago)
Home alone for a few days... Just shaved, put on aftershave, gonna get some wine, or would that make it a date?
Thu, 16-May-24 2:02 PM
(1 day ago)
Good morning.
Tue, 14-May-24 5:15 PM
(3 days ago)
Successful "sub tweeted" with my pants down.
Fri, 10-May-24 4:13 PM
(7 days ago)
Almost Weekend.
Tue, 7-May-24 9:45 AM
(10 days ago)
mobile access is useless. I won't be here as much
Tue, 7-May-24 4:34 AM
(10 days ago)
What the. happened to mobile? I'm stuck in desktop. Weird wild, wacky stuff. Sigh.
Mon, 6-May-24 6:05 PM
(11 days ago)
You Matter! Unless you multiply by the speed of light... then you energy.
Sat, 4-May-24 3:25 PM
(13 days ago)
There's a naked man in the kitchen this morning putting away the dishes.
Sat, 4-May-24 5:46 AM
(13 days ago)
Heading to bed horny. 11 Year's as of today. Longest I've ever been married.
Thu, 2-May-24 5:25 PM
(15 days ago)
That's all she talks about (He's wearing velvet pants, he's wearing velvet pants)
Thu, 2-May-24 12:54 PM
(15 days ago)
Ice cubes on my mind.
Tue, 30-Apr-24 3:09 PM
(17 days ago)
Slow work day. Windows open, passing rain, naked housework.
Mon, 29-Apr-24 4:32 PM
(18 days ago)
Sitting. Waiting. Working, waiting. Not wanking, waiting. .
Fri, 26-Apr-24 11:04 AM
(21 days ago)
So if I set my mobile browser to desktop, then insert "www" to the url, then I have a chance at commenting IF the page doesn't reload without the "www". Madness takes its toll...
Thu, 25-Apr-24 6:09 PM
(22 days ago)
Burnin' burnin'Burnin'Burnin for you When I come knocking on her front door. The neighbour said she don't live there no more..
Thu, 25-Apr-24 11:04 AM
(22 days ago)
Going back to bed. Up and alone for dreaming.
Wed, 24-Apr-24 4:47 AM
(23 days ago)
Well this is different. Let's see how it flies.
Tue, 23-Apr-24 8:01 PM
(24 days ago)
It's time out for some self pleasure.
Tue, 23-Apr-24 5:14 AM
(24 days ago)
Well if the Mods have taught me anything, it's hidden hard on should be whipped out.
Mon, 22-Apr-24 7:49 PM
(25 days ago)
Still pondering. It's that one shot to get everything in your head, sorted, focused, and down in bits and bytes. Time for a spin.
Fri, 19-Apr-24 12:05 AM
(29 days ago)
The night is black as cracked shellac Abandoned in an attic..
Thu, 18-Apr-24 1:46 AM
(30 days ago)
Google is just go ogle.
Wed, 17-Apr-24 12:44 PM
(30 days ago)
Ah, the alarm. And I'm already up.
Tue, 16-Apr-24 10:29 AM
(31 days ago)
Status comments; I'm limited to one reply. Others aren't. A mobile thing? IDK. Irritating when someone addresses me in someone else's comment thread and I don't have the option to respond.
Sun, 14-Apr-24 2:23 PM
(33 days ago)
Ooooh! I left a cookie on the nightstand! That's smart planning.
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