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Thu, 11-Apr-24 10:07 AM (21 days ago)
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I burned 2000 calories today. I left my food in the oven for too long
(21 days ago)
Sadly, my friend from Russia was divorcing his spouse. They were married in their home country some time ago. I tried to console him by saying, “Not all Soviet Unions were meant to last!”
(21 days ago)
Fbvines and MellieK like this
I was walking past a farm and a sign said: "Duck, eggs!" I thought: "That's an unnecessary comma - then it hit me."
(21 days ago)
Fbvines and MellieK like this
He was like “oh look at me, my top half is human and my bottom half’s a horse” He just looooves being the centaur of attention.
(21 days ago)
Fbvines, MellieK and SpiritWolf68 like this
Don't Saetyr's tell the best jokes
(21 days ago)
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Silenus
(21 days ago)
I was walking down the aisle in Harbor freight And all the stud finders started going off
(21 days ago)
SpiritWolf68 likes this
Why did the journalist go the ice cream store?..because she wanted to get a good scoop.
(21 days ago)
SpiritWolf68 likes this
Dr Pete had this little voice in he head it kept saying, look Pete u not the first doc to sleep with his patients, then the voice of reason would reply but u are a veterinarian Pete blink
(21 days ago)